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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,060 Uh, is there, like, a reward for your kids? 2 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,820 What are you talking about? 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,860 Yeah, um, we found them, yeah. 4 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,299 What do you mean? 5 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,840 They were just playing in the yard. 6 00:00:18,340 --> 00:00:21,240 Uh, no they weren't. They were, like, out on the sidewalk. 7 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,700 Yeah, they were just, like, wandering around and stuff, but, you know, but 8 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:27,320 they're all safe now, so, um, can we have some money? 9 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:31,000 Yeah, could we, like, just have some money for our troubles? 10 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:35,700 Well, if you boys need money that bad, maybe you can watch the kids for me. 11 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,270 What are you boys doing tonight? 12 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:40,350 We're gonna watch Tournament of Warriors 7. It's gonna roll. 13 00:00:41,590 --> 00:00:45,710 Well, their dad's in town and wants to meet me, but I can't leave without 14 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:46,850 someone to watch the youngsters. 15 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:51,150 I'll pay each $5 and you can watch your warrior program on the TV. 16 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:52,630 Whoa. 17 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:55,850 She's gonna pay us money just to watch TV. 18 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,550 Yeah, that's gonna be cool. 19 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:02,290 Uh... 20 00:01:05,129 --> 00:01:06,490 Get ready for a surprise. 21 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:12,130 You think it's a girl, but it's a guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. 22 00:01:12,350 --> 00:01:16,430 It's like you think it's going to be a girl, and then it's a guy, see? It's 23 00:01:16,430 --> 00:01:19,010 like, you know, it kind of comes out, you're kind of strange, you know? Yeah. 24 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,030 Ah! 25 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:25,170 What's your problem? 26 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:28,330 Stupid. 27 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:31,750 It kind of sounds like that, um, from a distance. 28 00:01:32,850 --> 00:01:33,850 Oh, yeah. 29 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:34,870 Who did that song? 30 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:37,390 That's Butt Middler. 31 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:43,950 That looks like that mouse chick. 32 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:47,070 That Minnie Mouse, you know? Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:49,990 It's like, have you ever heard that joke? 34 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,090 Why did Mickey divorce Minnie? 35 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:54,090 I don't know. 36 00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:56,570 Check it out. This is funny. 37 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,720 Because she was doing goofy. 38 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,160 Check this out, butt head. 39 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:14,880 I got a joke. 40 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:17,180 That's really good. Knock, knock. 41 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,240 Who's there? 42 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,200 You're a... You're a who? 43 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,540 You're a butt munch. 44 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:27,740 Dill hole. 45 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,280 And a turd. 46 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:32,980 Shut up, Viva. 47 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,760 I just made that up. Shut up, Viva. I made that one up myself. 48 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,380 Okay, I have one. Knock, knock. 49 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:43,380 Who's there? 50 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Uh, 51 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,760 you're a... You're a who? 52 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:53,940 You're an... You're an... Oh, you're... Oh, 53 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,020 yeah. 54 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,440 That's pretty good. 55 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:05,600 Just make sure they stay out of trouble and are in bed by ten. 56 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,680 I'll be back in a few hours. 57 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:15,200 Hey, man, how's it going? 58 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:17,480 You're not supposed to touch them, Beavis. 59 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,980 It's like against the law or something. 60 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:37,390 This is going to be the coolest thing we have ever seen. 61 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:45,050 These are my power fighters, and this is their X -13 sonic night scope. 62 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:47,730 That's stupid. 63 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,370 Get out of the way, butt muncher. You're blocking the TV. 64 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:55,350 This is my house, and I don't want to watch this. 65 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:56,830 Hey, what are you doing? 66 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,020 Yeah, check this out. 67 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,320 Hey, 68 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,040 Butter, this kid's pretty cool. 69 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,340 Check this out. 70 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,940 Settle down, Beavis. 71 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,640 You're supposed to feed the baby and put him to bed. 72 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:30,700 There you go. 73 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:36,380 Are you stupid, Beavis? 74 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:37,920 How are they going to open that thing? 75 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,020 Dumbass. 76 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:47,600 There you go. 77 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:55,420 Uh, 78 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,220 uh, Beaver? 79 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,420 Did you cut the chief? 80 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,400 I don't think so. 81 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:06,120 The baby's diaper is dirty. 82 00:05:09,549 --> 00:05:10,930 Really? That's cool. 83 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:15,410 I'm telling you, buddy, that kid kicks ass. 84 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:17,570 Read me a story. 85 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:18,869 No way. 86 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:21,150 You don't have to read if you're not in school, dude. 87 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:23,850 Don't you know anything? 88 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,750 No. 89 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:29,670 No. 90 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,970 These toys suck. 91 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:33,850 Yeah, really. 92 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,300 They're for, like, little kids or something. 93 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,900 Hey, Butt -head, didn't that old chick, like, want us to do something? 94 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:48,220 Uh, I think she said we're supposed to, like, go to bed. 95 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:51,180 Oh, yeah. 96 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,620 Then she's gonna, like, pay us some stuff, right? 97 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,280 Of course she is, Butt -Munch. 98 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,140 She better. 99 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,660 We're doing our jobs. 100 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,560 Everything bag comes initialed and includes four separate compartments and 101 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,720 detachable key holder. 102 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:13,120 The everything bag comes in bone, tan, and black. 103 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,560 Look! 104 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:32,780 Yeah. 105 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,020 Vanilla ice. 106 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:45,900 You know, they're always, like, putting this guy down and, you know, like, 107 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,020 making fun of him and saying he sucks and stuff. 108 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:53,520 But, you know, he really does suck. And this is one of those times where 109 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,520 everybody's right. 110 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:55,740 You know what I'm saying? 111 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,640 Are you just trying to say that this sucks, Beavis? 112 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:05,200 Sometimes you have a way with words. 113 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:12,540 Are you going to change the channel, butthead? 114 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,460 Why bother? All we seem to get on this TV is bad videos. 115 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:26,080 There's like three things wrong with this video. 116 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,120 One, this dude sucks. 117 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:33,690 And, uh, Free, he's trying to rap a love song. 118 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:40,010 You know what, man? If this was a real rap song about love, he'd be saying, We 119 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:41,130 have no love for Ho. 120 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:43,410 Yeah. 121 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:47,210 He'd be like, I don't love you, Ho, if I'm out the door. 122 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:49,990 Love. 123 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:51,990 Love. 124 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:54,910 Yeah. 125 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:56,690 Love. 126 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,100 Hi, Mommy. 127 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,260 What in the hell are you doing still up? Do a day. 128 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,480 Where are those two babysitters I left you with? 129 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:14,540 What are you doing? 130 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:17,440 What? Get out of my kids' beds. 131 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,620 Uh, we're not done. 132 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:25,180 Yeah, give me a few more hours. I'm giving you ten seconds to get out of 133 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,480 beds and get the hell out of my house. 134 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,720 Uh, what about our money? 135 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,580 Oh, yeah. And we're going to have to charge you a little extra, ma 'am, 136 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:34,319 of the poop. 137 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,320 Get out! 138 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,580 You're the worst damn babysitters I've ever seen! 139 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:44,100 Damn it, Beavis. She was probably going to pay us until you started blabbing 140 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,100 about poop. 141 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,700 Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. 142 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,820 That's okay, though, because I left a little something in the bed. 143 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,200 Cool. 144 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,300 Slip him back up. He sucks. 145 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:11,420 Come on, butthead, give him a chance. 146 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:14,700 They shouldn't give anybody a chance to suck. 147 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,380 How come these guys are acting so happy? 148 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:27,140 They're about to get their wiener chopped off. 149 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:32,100 What makes you think they're going to get their wiener chopped off, Beaver? 150 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,360 I don't know, isn't that what happens when you have an operation? 151 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,840 Boy, I tell you, Beavis, you're a stupid son of a bitch. 152 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,020 And your mother's a whore. 153 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,600 My mom's a slut. She doesn't charge for it, bunghole, and I'm not stupid. 154 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,560 Well, like, what are some other operations? 155 00:09:55,780 --> 00:10:00,620 Uh, I think you can have, like, uh, your tubes tied. 156 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,800 What does that mean? 157 00:10:03,610 --> 00:10:07,650 I think it's like you have your tube tied, and then it means you can just go 158 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:08,670 it any time you want. 159 00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:13,030 Wow. I want to get that operation. 160 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:15,710 Because I want to do it right now. 161 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:17,910 I always want to do it. 162 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:21,770 I think you have to have, like, a lot of money. 163 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:24,430 And I think you also need a chick. 164 00:10:25,370 --> 00:10:27,090 I knew it. See, there's always something. 165 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,910 There's always some reason where I can't score. 166 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:33,220 Damn it. 11380