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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,550 --> 00:00:10,030 So I told him if you were truly comfortable with your own masculinity, 2 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:12,170 wouldn't be so threatened by my macrame. 3 00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:17,150 Bravo. It sounds like you really asserted yourself there in a positive, 4 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,150 constructive way. 5 00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:25,150 Want to come back to my house for a cup of coffee? 6 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:27,770 Why, yes. I'd love to go back to your house. 7 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:29,410 Whoa. 8 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,530 She said love. 9 00:00:32,209 --> 00:00:33,189 Yeah, yeah. 10 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:34,650 Now he's going to take her home. 11 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:39,770 Hey, Beavis. 12 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:43,010 Let's follow him until they do it. 13 00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:45,530 Yeah, yeah. 14 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,310 This is going to be cool. 15 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,720 You want to tell me what this is all about? 16 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,640 You want to tell me what this is all about? 17 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:12,260 The reason I brought you here is I want to do you. 18 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:19,940 Oh, yeah. 19 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,820 This is from that movie where, like, you know, that white chick goes into the 20 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:27,160 hood and teaches everybody how to get good grades. 21 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:28,980 Oh, yeah. 22 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,040 They always have movies like that where there's this teacher and there's, like, 23 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:38,640 all good and, like, everybody, like, stops being a gangsta and then they 24 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:39,930 Good grades and go to college. 25 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:41,850 Yeah. 26 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:46,070 And then it's like, you know, she, like, makes a difference or something. 27 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:48,390 Yeah, that's really stupid. 28 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:50,170 Yeah. 29 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:53,850 They should make a movie that's, like, you know, realistic. 30 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:56,590 Uh -huh. Where it's like, you know, the teacher sucks. 31 00:01:57,370 --> 00:01:58,530 Nobody learns anything. 32 00:01:58,810 --> 00:02:01,970 Uh -huh. And then in the end, it's like, you just be all stupid. 33 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:03,589 Yeah, yeah. 34 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,590 Yeah, that would rule. 35 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:08,699 And then it's like... Then, see, then you could have, like, some cars blowing 36 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:09,519 and stuff. 37 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,240 Then you could, like, show some boobs, you know, and, like, a big chase scene, 38 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:14,340 you know. 39 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:21,140 You know, a while ago when Coolio said, 40 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:26,280 I see myself in the pistol smoke, he stole that from Snoop Doggy Dogg. 41 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:31,820 Yeah, see, that's why, to me, teaching is really a two -way street. 42 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:34,200 I learn from my students as well. 43 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:36,150 Yeah, that's wonderful. 44 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:42,270 Van Draytham's gonna gore. 45 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:45,170 Must really want it. 46 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:59,150 That sucks. 47 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:02,910 Check it out, Beavis. A window. 48 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:04,860 Yeah. Cool. 49 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:08,640 Whoa. 50 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,120 He's taking our clothes off. 51 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,360 Whoa. Cool. 52 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:13,740 Take it off. 53 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,920 Take it all off. 54 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:18,700 Yeah, hey, hey. Do our underwear next. 55 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,960 Oh, no. Now he's getting naked. 56 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:26,260 This is pretty cool. 57 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:31,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Do it. Do it. Go for it, 58 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:35,490 dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. Do it! Do it! Do it! 59 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:40,310 I wish he'd hurry up and do it instead of just putting his arm around her. 60 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:43,490 Yeah, really. Come on! Grab her thingies! Come on! 61 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:46,910 Yeah. Grab his schlong! 62 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,350 Yeah! Yeah, come on! Wait. 63 00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:52,010 I thought I heard something. 64 00:03:52,410 --> 00:03:54,350 Hmm. I don't think I heard anything. 65 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:57,970 Would you mind pulling the shades? I don't want to feel like we're putting on 66 00:03:57,970 --> 00:03:58,970 show for the neighbors. 67 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,510 Yeah, why don't I do that? 68 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,120 Wait a minute. 69 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,940 Hey, hey, hey. 70 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:12,600 Hey, hey, come on, damn it, I can't see. Hey. 71 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,140 This sucks. 72 00:04:17,019 --> 00:04:20,720 Damn it. This sucks. It sucks. Pull the damn shade back up. 73 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:23,220 They're probably doing it right now. We can't even watch. 74 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,260 Damn it, the next time we see them, it'll be all over. 75 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,360 We should just, like, ring the doorbell and demand they let us watch. 76 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,640 Hey. 77 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,060 Where is she? 78 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:43,860 Is she naked? 79 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:45,980 Beavis and Butthead. 80 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,420 What a surprise. 81 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:50,100 We want to watch. 82 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:51,900 Come on. 83 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,780 You'd like to watch what? 84 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:56,320 You know, you and that chick doing it. 85 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,760 Yeah, yeah. 86 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,940 I mean, we don't even have to come in. If you could just, like, put the shades 87 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:02,180 back up, that'd be fine with me. 88 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:05,740 Boys, this really bothers me, okay? 89 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:10,540 Now, after school Monday, I'll set aside some time to discuss this with you, but 90 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:14,160 until then, I'd appreciate it if you'd respect my privacy, okay? 91 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:16,140 Oh, wait. Hey, hey. Come on. Come on. 92 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,380 Dad, we came all the way over here. Come on. 93 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:19,980 Yeah. 94 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:21,460 You owe us. 95 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:22,640 Come on, guys. 96 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,580 Respect my boundaries, okay? 97 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,410 We want to see something. 98 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:28,670 Yeah, damn it. 99 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:35,930 Hey, 100 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:47,410 that's that dude from Nirvana. 101 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:51,710 I don't think that dude's with us anymore. 102 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,500 I'm talking about the drummer, dumbass. 103 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:59,720 Um, hey, I've never seen that drummer before in my life. 104 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,080 Yeah, that's not him. 105 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:03,180 No butt munch. 106 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:07,060 I'm talking about the drummer from Nirvana is playing guitar here. 107 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,080 Oh, yeah. 108 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,520 Oh, yeah, you're right. 109 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,540 You know what, man? 110 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:17,580 These are kind of, you know, like nice colors, you know? They're all orangey 111 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:18,700 kind of pretty and stuff. 112 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:22,490 Uh, Beavis? 113 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,950 Do you like swing on that side now? 114 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:28,970 Uh, me? 115 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:34,730 Do I swing? No, I haven't been to the swing since I was like eight years old. 116 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:36,890 Uh, me? 117 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:39,390 I don't even think we have a swing set anymore. 118 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,650 What are you talking about? 119 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:43,750 Uh, never mind, Beavis. 120 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:45,850 Tell me that. 121 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,440 Why are all these dudes dressed up in white? 122 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:56,120 I think it's like they all drive ice cream trucks. 123 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,200 Yeah, that would be cool. 124 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,460 You know, like instead of that dorky music the ice cream truck plays, if they 125 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:03,460 played this. 126 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:07,720 Yeah. And then they take the ice cream and just throw it at you and scream. 127 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:12,520 Yeah. And then you, like, drive the ice cream truck across your lawn. You just 128 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,500 tear ass. And you're like, I don't know you. 129 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:24,080 Guys, I'm really disappointed in you. We're disappointed in you. 130 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:27,640 It's like, you pull down the shades like you're gonna do it, and then it turns 131 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,740 out you're not even naked. 132 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,060 Yeah, really. What about the chick? Is she naked? Where is she? 133 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,700 Come on, buddy. Let's go find her. 134 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,280 Um, what's going on, David? 135 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,140 David. 136 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:41,780 Hey, baby. 137 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,980 If things don't, like, work out with David... 138 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,220 Maybe you and I could, you know. 139 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,140 What the hell are you talking about? 140 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,360 Come on, Joan, don't worry about it. I'll drive you back to your place. 141 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:53,780 Yeah, baby. 142 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:58,740 Because it's like, if we were on a date, we'd already be naked by now. 143 00:07:59,380 --> 00:08:00,900 Yeah, yeah, and you would too. 144 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:06,260 Cool. 145 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,900 So are you guys going to, like, do it in the van? 146 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,000 Hurry up! We don't have all day. 147 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:22,040 Hey, Beavis, we should follow them to her place. 148 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:23,920 I bet they'd do it there. 149 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:25,900 Yeah, yeah. 150 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,620 Cool. 151 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,740 I wish I would have met you. Oh, no. 152 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:40,200 Just look at this crap. 153 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:42,480 It's like another one of those videos. 154 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,280 Where you don't even remember it right after you saw it. 155 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,260 You can't remember any videos right after you saw them, Viva. 156 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,560 Yeah, I can. 157 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,640 That's how I know this is one of those videos. 158 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:02,640 I'm getting tired of seeing all these videos where it's all out of focus and 159 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,660 it's all blurry and blobby and a bunch of art crap. 160 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:08,440 Yeah. Yeah, really. 161 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,800 Art? Fuck. 162 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,300 Damn it, now it's rocking. 163 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:36,239 Damn it. 164 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,480 Now all of a sudden this video has to go and be cool right when I'm trying to 165 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,480 get some damn sleep. 166 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:41,819 Yeah, really. 167 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:45,800 If they're going to rock and kick ass, at least it should happen while we're 168 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,020 awake. Damn it. 169 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,960 I still have all this glory crap. 170 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:54,360 Well, you know, at least the music is in focus. 171 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,240 Oh, yeah. 172 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,640 I think this is a buzz clip. 173 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:09,020 You know, I mean, I always thought, you know, like a buzz clip, like was where 174 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:09,959 on me. 175 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,700 You know, like they have something in the end. 176 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,480 You know what I mean? 177 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:15,860 Yeah. 178 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,040 Hey, 179 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,320 man, nice shot. 180 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:36,200 Stay tuned as Butthead discovers a mysterious growth in his pants. 181 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,320 Coming up next. 12650

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