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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,409 --> 00:00:08,530 Prostitutes are coming to Highland. 2 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:09,750 Whoa. 3 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:11,390 Yeah, yeah. Cool. 4 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:12,649 That's right. 5 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:17,830 But they're actually policewomen posing as prostitutes. Officials say Highland 6 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:21,490 doesn't have much of a prostitution problem, and they are determined to keep 7 00:00:21,490 --> 00:00:26,150 that way. The new campaign will feature female officers dressed as ladies of the 8 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:30,550 night, ready to arrest anyone who makes the mistake of propositioning them. 9 00:00:31,610 --> 00:00:33,890 Uh, positioning them? 10 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:38,930 Maybe I'll hold it in that possession while I pull down my pants. 11 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:43,530 Prostitute. 12 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:46,030 We're there. 13 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:48,690 Yeah. 14 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:55,770 What is this? 15 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:57,410 Oh, I know. 16 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:01,330 Doesn't that sound like Cotton Eye Joe? We used to sing this in kindergarten. 17 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:06,950 Oh, yeah. I remember that. 18 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:09,870 Kindergarten was cool. 19 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:11,310 Yeah, yeah. 20 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:12,350 Kindergarten rule. 21 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:16,410 It was like finger paints and you just like mess everything up and then you 22 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,870 drink a bunch of Kool -Aid and then go like lie down on your little towel. 23 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:21,470 That was cool. Yeah. 24 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:24,170 That was back when school was cool. 25 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:25,369 Yeah, really. 26 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:29,970 And, like, sometimes I go running around with my pants down. It's like I 27 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:30,970 wouldn't even get in trouble. 28 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:36,930 Remember that time in kindergarten when we were playing door and you called the 29 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:37,930 teacher a whore? 30 00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:41,450 And then you tried to give her some of that play money? 31 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:45,010 Yeah, yeah. I think that was the first time I ever got some. 32 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:47,130 You didn't get any, Beavis. 33 00:01:47,610 --> 00:01:51,370 She just thanked you and told you to shut up. I know. 34 00:01:52,210 --> 00:01:53,250 That's what I'm talking about. 35 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:58,010 This 36 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:06,630 is 37 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:07,630 kind of freaking me out. 38 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:09,910 Can you change it, butthead? 39 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,130 Cool. 40 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,350 Are you going to have another seizure? 41 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:16,630 Come on, buddy, change it. 42 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:28,190 That was pretty cool. 43 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:38,670 You know, 44 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:42,240 Hank, everything I've ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. 45 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,940 You don't need to know anything. 46 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,400 I learned it in kindergarten. 47 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:57,140 Now remember, the Johns gotta make a clear offer. Money for sex or the 48 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:59,760 won't hold up. Yeah, yeah. I know how it works. 49 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,100 Hey, Beavis. 50 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,360 There's one. 51 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,100 Cool. 52 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,320 Check this out. 53 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,020 Hey, baby. 54 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,320 Hi there. 55 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,660 Whoa. 56 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:30,040 I like, uh, how much or something? 57 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,960 Fifty. Cool. 58 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:35,260 Hey, Beavis, you got fifty cents? 59 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,820 No, fifty bucks. 60 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,040 This is just what we need. 61 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:45,310 She must really want it or she's going to pay us 50 bucks to do it. 62 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:48,250 God, what a dumbass. 63 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,170 You dumbass. 64 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:53,150 Very funny, guys. 65 00:03:53,390 --> 00:03:55,950 Now, why don't we go up to my room? Yeah. 66 00:03:57,410 --> 00:03:58,410 Let's get naked. 67 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:00,430 Cool. 68 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,650 Let's get naked. 69 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,920 Why didn't you come a little closer? I won't bite. 70 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:26,780 Whoa, hey, check it out, butthead. 71 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,800 There's a giant rubber in the bathroom. 72 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:34,500 This could be it. Come on. Make a specific offer for sex. Make a specific 73 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,499 for sex. 74 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,420 That's a shower cap, dumbass. 75 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:40,940 Check this out. 76 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:48,630 Look, forget about the bathroom. 77 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,570 Well, like, uh, what now? 78 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:53,690 That depends on you. 79 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:55,950 You've got to tell me what you want to do. 80 00:04:56,250 --> 00:05:00,510 Uh, I'd like to do it. Yeah, yeah, me too. 81 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:02,470 Really? 82 00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:05,150 What exactly do you mean by it? 83 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:16,620 No, really. What does it mean? 84 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,260 Uh, you know, it. 85 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:25,640 Yeah, and we want to see your thingies. 86 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,200 It? My thingies? 87 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,440 Come on, you're both big boys. Can't you just be a little more specific? 88 00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:46,000 Look, I can't help you guys unless you say very specifically what you want. I 89 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,740 need a hard offer of money for sex! 90 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,540 Hard? Damn it! Please don't blow it! 91 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:59,220 Are you interested in paying cash for sexual intercourse? Is that what you 92 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,460 Sexual intercourse. 93 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:09,600 Damn it, Linda, that's entrapment. Hey, check it out. This chick really wants 94 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,600 it. 95 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,180 I've never seen anything like this. 96 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,200 Yeah! 97 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,380 Yes, I know. 98 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,720 Let me get that on the bone. 99 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:39,600 Okay. 100 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:47,920 He's a dog lover. 101 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:55,580 Would you do a dog, Beaver? 102 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:00,300 Let me think about that. 103 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,720 You mean like if I could never score with a chick? Yeah. 104 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,880 If you could never score with a chick, would you do a dog? 105 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:12,580 Let me think. 106 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:16,380 I don't know. I guess like maybe a beagle would be nice. 107 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:18,170 Or Dalmatian or something. 108 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:20,590 It depends on their personality. 109 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:22,570 You'd do a dog. 110 00:07:24,850 --> 00:07:25,850 Yeah. 111 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:30,290 You know, I'd probably have to, like, go around, like, you know, sniff his butt 112 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:31,290 first, you know. 113 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:36,190 That reminds me of this joke. 114 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,850 There's these two dudes, and they see this dog licking its nads. 115 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:43,870 And so they say, why does it do that? 116 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:46,070 And then the one dude goes, 117 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:47,830 Because he can. 118 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:51,810 And then he says, well, maybe you ought to pet him first. 119 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:56,490 So why does he lick his mask then? 120 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,810 Because he can. 121 00:07:59,350 --> 00:08:00,350 Get it? 122 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,690 Not really. I mean, anybody can lick a dog's mask. 123 00:08:04,270 --> 00:08:05,270 So what? 124 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:17,460 So you mean you're like just a cop? 125 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:24,400 Yes. So like, if you're a cop, why don't you get rid of this dork so we can get 126 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,400 it on? 127 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,100 Look, you're lucky you didn't get arrested. Yeah, really. 128 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,299 Do you know of any real prostitutes around here? 129 00:08:32,539 --> 00:08:34,659 Because I still have a stiffy. 130 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:36,480 Get out of here! 131 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,080 We were going to pay money for sex. 132 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,680 This looks like the opening to that show. 133 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,040 Um, that late night. Yeah. 134 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:59,380 It's like top ten tall places to take a crap off of. 135 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,480 Yeah, that kind of does the job. 136 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,380 Whoa. 137 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,760 You think you're really up there on that building like that? 138 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,380 Uh, no. 139 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,280 People don't do that anymore. It's like they have computers and they like 140 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,660 just... Bake it. Oh, yeah, yeah. 141 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,860 Nobody has any balls anymore. 142 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:22,820 Boy, you think he's going to jump? 143 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,240 Uh, no. 144 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,080 And I don't care either. 145 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,060 You know what would be really cool? 146 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,420 Is if, like, he took a leak from up there. Yeah, yeah. 147 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:36,520 He should take two dumps, one leak, cut the cheese, and then he should jump. 148 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:38,060 That would rule. 149 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,800 Yeah. 150 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:47,470 But it reminds me of that movie I saw, that crocodile zombie. 151 00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:52,490 And I was just going to say, you know, he's from Down Under. 152 00:09:54,150 --> 00:10:00,050 You know, Down Under. Okay, Viva. I get it. Down Under. 153 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:08,670 You know, this is kind of like that movie with the Beatles in it where 154 00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:10,190 playing on the roof. Oh, yeah, yeah. 155 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,110 I saw that on the Discovery Channel. 156 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:13,850 The Beatles. 157 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:15,210 Fuck. Yeah, really. 158 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:18,590 How come everybody liked them so much? I don't know. 159 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,350 Maybe it's because they were handsome. 160 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,410 You should try to get in the Beatles. I heard they have an opening. 161 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:31,210 Opening. 11005