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Prostitutes are coming to Highland.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, yeah. Cool.
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That's right.
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But they're actually policewomen posing
as prostitutes. Officials say Highland
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doesn't have much of a prostitution
problem, and they are determined to keep
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that way. The new campaign will feature
female officers dressed as ladies of the
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night, ready to arrest anyone who makes
the mistake of propositioning them.
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Uh, positioning them?
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Maybe I'll hold it in that possession
while I pull down my pants.
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Prostitute.
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We're there.
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Yeah.
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What is this?
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Oh, I know.
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Doesn't that sound like Cotton Eye Joe?
We used to sing this in kindergarten.
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Oh, yeah. I remember that.
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Kindergarten was cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Kindergarten rule.
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It was like finger paints and you just
like mess everything up and then you
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drink a bunch of Kool -Aid and then go
like lie down on your little towel.
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That was cool. Yeah.
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That was back when school was cool.
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Yeah, really.
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And, like, sometimes I go running around
with my pants down. It's like I
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wouldn't even get in trouble.
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Remember that time in kindergarten when
we were playing door and you called the
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teacher a whore?
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And then you tried to give her some of
that play money?
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Yeah, yeah. I think that was the first
time I ever got some.
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You didn't get any, Beavis.
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She just thanked you and told you to
shut up. I know.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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This
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is
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kind of freaking me out.
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Can you change it, butthead?
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Cool.
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Are you going to have another seizure?
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Come on, buddy, change it.
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That was pretty cool.
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You know,
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Hank, everything I've ever needed to
know, I learned in kindergarten.
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You don't need to know anything.
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I learned it in kindergarten.
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Now remember, the Johns gotta make a
clear offer. Money for sex or the
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won't hold up. Yeah, yeah. I know how it
works.
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Hey, Beavis.
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There's one.
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Cool.
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Check this out.
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Hey, baby.
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Hi there.
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Whoa.
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I like, uh, how much or something?
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Fifty. Cool.
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Hey, Beavis, you got fifty cents?
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No, fifty bucks.
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This is just what we need.
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She must really want it or she's going
to pay us 50 bucks to do it.
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God, what a dumbass.
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You dumbass.
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Very funny, guys.
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Now, why don't we go up to my room?
Yeah.
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Let's get naked.
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Cool.
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Let's get naked.
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Why didn't you come a little closer? I
won't bite.
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Whoa, hey, check it out, butthead.
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There's a giant rubber in the bathroom.
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This could be it. Come on. Make a
specific offer for sex. Make a specific
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for sex.
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That's a shower cap, dumbass.
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Check this out.
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Look, forget about the bathroom.
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Well, like, uh, what now?
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That depends on you.
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You've got to tell me what you want to
do.
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Uh, I'd like to do it. Yeah, yeah, me
too.
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Really?
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What exactly do you mean by it?
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No, really. What does it mean?
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Uh, you know, it.
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Yeah, and we want to see your thingies.
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It? My thingies?
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Come on, you're both big boys. Can't you
just be a little more specific?
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Look, I can't help you guys unless you
say very specifically what you want. I
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need a hard offer of money for sex!
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Hard? Damn it! Please don't blow it!
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Are you interested in paying cash for
sexual intercourse? Is that what you
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Sexual intercourse.
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Damn it, Linda, that's entrapment. Hey,
check it out. This chick really wants
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it.
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I've never seen anything like this.
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Yeah!
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Yes, I know.
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Let me get that on the bone.
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Okay.
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He's a dog lover.
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Would you do a dog, Beaver?
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Let me think about that.
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You mean like if I could never score
with a chick? Yeah.
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If you could never score with a chick,
would you do a dog?
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Let me think.
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I don't know. I guess like maybe a
beagle would be nice.
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Or Dalmatian or something.
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It depends on their personality.
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You'd do a dog.
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Yeah.
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You know, I'd probably have to, like, go
around, like, you know, sniff his butt
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first, you know.
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That reminds me of this joke.
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There's these two dudes, and they see
this dog licking its nads.
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And so they say, why does it do that?
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And then the one dude goes,
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Because he can.
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And then he says, well, maybe you ought
to pet him first.
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So why does he lick his mask then?
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Because he can.
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Get it?
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Not really. I mean, anybody can lick a
dog's mask.
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So what?
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So you mean you're like just a cop?
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Yes. So like, if you're a cop, why don't
you get rid of this dork so we can get
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it on?
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Look, you're lucky you didn't get
arrested. Yeah, really.
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Do you know of any real prostitutes
around here?
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Because I still have a stiffy.
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Get out of here!
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We were going to pay money for sex.
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This looks like the opening to that
show.
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Um, that late night. Yeah.
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It's like top ten tall places to take a
crap off of.
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Yeah, that kind of does the job.
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Whoa.
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You think you're really up there on that
building like that?
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Uh, no.
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People don't do that anymore. It's like
they have computers and they like
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just... Bake it. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Nobody has any balls anymore.
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Boy, you think he's going to jump?
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Uh, no.
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And I don't care either.
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You know what would be really cool?
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Is if, like, he took a leak from up
there. Yeah, yeah.
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He should take two dumps, one leak, cut
the cheese, and then he should jump.
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That would rule.
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Yeah.
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But it reminds me of that movie I saw,
that crocodile zombie.
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And I was just going to say, you know,
he's from Down Under.
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You know, Down Under. Okay, Viva. I get
it. Down Under.
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You know, this is kind of like that
movie with the Beatles in it where
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playing on the roof. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I saw that on the Discovery Channel.
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The Beatles.
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Fuck. Yeah, really.
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How come everybody liked them so much? I
don't know.
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Maybe it's because they were handsome.
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You should try to get in the Beatles. I
heard they have an opening.
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Opening.
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