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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:23,080 And when this magic bullet went into the president's chest, it had to make a 2 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:26,020 sharp turn in order to exit his body from the neck. 3 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,560 Then it would have had to turn right. 4 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:33,510 then left, and somehow have enough energy to hit the governor in the front 5 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:36,190 Clearly the assassination was a conspiracy. 6 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:40,170 Thank you, Daria. That gave me the chills. 7 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:44,570 People, these have been some of the best oral reports I've ever heard. 8 00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:48,530 Oral. 9 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,290 I'm going to do an anal report. 10 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:58,790 See, the last two people we've yet to hear from are Beavis and Butthead. It's 11 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:01,570 time for your reports on a historical American figure. 12 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:09,750 Uh... Now, Beavis and Butthead, if you don't give your reports, I'll be forced 13 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:11,950 to give you both Fs for the semester. 14 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:13,390 Okay? 15 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,250 Uh... Okay. 16 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:17,130 Yes, of course. 17 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:22,730 An F would mean being left back. 18 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,680 Repeating the ninth grade? 19 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,420 Uh, let's see. 20 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:34,720 Uh, after nine of eight, nine, ten. 21 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:38,980 Whoa, Beavis. That means we won't have to be in the tenth grade. 22 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. 23 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,640 You guys will never graduate. 24 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:47,400 Uh, never masturbate? 25 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,300 Graduate. It's when you're all done with school. 26 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:54,420 You mean like school ends? 27 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,780 That's right, Beavis. When you graduate, you'll never have to attend another 28 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:00,540 class again if you don't want to. 29 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:05,220 But that's not going to happen unless you pass American history, which means 30 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:07,560 need to give your oral report right now. 31 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:12,300 Okay? Uh, excuse me. Uh, I have an oral report. 32 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,060 No, wait, me first. 33 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:16,580 Shut up, Steve. It's my turn. 34 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,320 No, wait, not this time. 35 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:26,060 Um, my anal report is about, um, I mean, my oral report is about, um, 36 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,620 um, um. 37 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,040 Uh, okay. 38 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:35,260 Um... Um... It's, um... It's about, um... 39 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:38,700 Beavis, are you not prepared? 40 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:45,300 No, wait, wait, wait. My report is on the time me and Butthead had, um... Had, 41 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:46,420 like, dinner and stuff. 42 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:51,320 Now, Beavis, what does that have to do with American history? Shut up! I'm not 43 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,320 done yet. 44 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,580 Beavis, this better be educational, okay? 45 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:57,920 Um... Okay, so, like, um... 46 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:05,070 Once upon a time, I mean, like, last week, we were going to, like, eat. 47 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:08,890 Hey, what are you doing? 48 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:11,350 Look. 49 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:14,930 Oh, yeah. 50 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:19,570 That was cool. 51 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,070 I mean, that was, um... 52 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:28,700 Educational. And then we were sitting there... Hey, 53 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,760 Beavis. 54 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:37,340 If you, like, look at the window, you can stare at chicks and they can't see 55 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:38,340 you. 56 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,020 Really? Cool. 57 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,380 It's not working. 58 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,320 No, dumbass. Over there. 59 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:54,720 This is cool. 60 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:03,020 That dinner, like, changed my life and stuff. 61 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,340 Yeah, and like, I'll never forget it. 62 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,200 The end. 63 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:13,640 Beavis, that was the worst report I have ever heard. 64 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:16,980 What did your report have to do with American history? 65 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:20,160 Well, it happened last week. 66 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,860 And I was like, in America. 67 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:24,920 So I was like, history. 68 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,360 Pretty cool. 69 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:28,900 Thank you very much. 70 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:35,980 Well, for making an effort, Beavis, albeit a very weak one, I'm going to 71 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:36,980 you a D -. 72 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,220 Yes. Cool. 73 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:40,980 Whoa. 74 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:42,800 That ruled. 75 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:48,620 Now, Butthead, please make your report about a figure in American history. 76 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:50,680 Uh, okay. 77 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:58,430 Uh, my report is, uh, my report is about the time I kicked Beavis in the nads 78 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:00,030 and he was, like, passed out all day. 79 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:07,590 Butthead. He, like, turned blue and stopped breathing. 80 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:09,130 Butthead. 81 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:12,230 Then, like, he couldn't remember his name. 82 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:15,930 All right, Butthead, I'll give you a D-, okay? 83 00:05:17,370 --> 00:05:18,370 The end. 84 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,080 We're going to graduate. 85 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,320 Hey, 86 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:31,800 buddy, how are you thinking? Shut up, Beavis. Oh, my God. 87 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:35,720 You may be about to see the coolest video you have ever seen in your life. 88 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,560 Now, Beavis. 89 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:42,380 Beavis. 90 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,160 Beavis. 91 00:05:53,499 --> 00:05:56,640 This guy's probably just like a stuntman or something. 92 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,920 I bet he's not even in the band, huh? 93 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:04,760 Like, what's this song supposed to be about, anyway? 94 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:08,620 Whoa. 95 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,060 Look at that dude back there. 96 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,040 Beavis. 97 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:22,780 Beavis? Are you there? 98 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:26,520 Beavis, what's your problem? 99 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:36,140 Beavis, it's not even real. It's just, like, specially packed. 100 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,140 Oh, no. 101 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,400 Oh, no. 102 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:44,520 This is cool. 103 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,160 This is a damn good video. 104 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:56,140 It's like... Beavis, are you going to say anything? 105 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:57,580 No. 106 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,860 Damn it, Beavis. Nap out of it. 107 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:04,020 Dumbass. I'm going to change your channel. Butthead, I'm only going to 108 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:06,380 this once. If you touch that remote, I'm going to kick your ass. 109 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,600 Yeah, right. 110 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:11,320 Damn it, Beavis. Nap out of it right now. 111 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,310 Uh, you're right here, Beaver. 112 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:25,070 What's your problem? 113 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:29,110 Oh, I just, like, just, like, blacked out or something. What's going on? 114 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:32,630 We just saw a dude running around on fire. 115 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,130 No way, really? And I missed it? 116 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:36,990 Uh, no, you saw the whole thing, dumbass. 117 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:38,210 Wow. 118 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:40,450 I don't know. I wasn't here. 8121