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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:22,220 Isn't that the same place that those other kids got killed two years ago? 2 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:23,980 Don't be crazy, Tina. 3 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:26,360 You act like you don't even want to get it on. 4 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,500 That dude with the mask is messed up. 5 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:38,839 Yeah, really. 6 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,240 He didn't even wait for that chick to take off her shirt. 7 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,520 Yeah. 8 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,860 It's like this could never happen in real life. 9 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,520 Damn it. That's like the tenth time tonight or something. 10 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,400 Maybe we should see what it is. 11 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:04,180 Trick or treat. 12 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,460 Who was that? 13 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,140 Just some dude passing out free samples. 14 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,420 Cool. Free samples rule. 15 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:22,700 You take my kid's candy and I kick your ass! 16 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:28,260 Happy Halloween! 17 00:01:38,479 --> 00:01:39,840 Ween. Ooh, 18 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:45,940 a butt. 19 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,260 Yeah. 20 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,980 I like butt cheeks. 21 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, me too. We should hook up, yeah. 22 00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:56,660 Whoa, 23 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:00,820 check it out. 24 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,440 making out with some chick on stage. 25 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,920 That's not a chick, dumbass. 26 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,360 That's just like a dummy or something. 27 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,360 Yeah, well, she may be dumb, but at least she's getting some. 28 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,500 Not a dummy like that, dill hole. 29 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:19,160 I'm talking about, you know, one of those big dolls or something. 30 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,040 Really? 31 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,520 That's cool. 32 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:23,940 We should try that. 33 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,420 You did try that, Beaver. 34 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,140 Remember when you tried to make out with that mannequin at Sears? Yeah. 35 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,900 And then they threw your ass out of there? 36 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,100 Oh, yeah, yeah. 37 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,720 Then I had to go back in and get my pants. 38 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,980 What happened in Frankenstein? I can't remember. 39 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:53,300 There's, like, this dude with a big head, and he's a doctor. 40 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,520 And he, like... 41 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:58,180 invents a way to operate on dead people, but he uses lightning. 42 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:01,900 And then he, like, puts some screws into his head. 43 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:07,040 And then he's got this hunchbacked little sidekick that does everything he 44 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:09,580 Kind of like you. 45 00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:11,220 Shut up, butthead. 46 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:19,540 That sucks that we're, like, too old to get candy. No way, Beavis. There 47 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:20,880 aren't any laws about Halloween. 48 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,840 Really? Cool. 49 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,470 Um, can I help you? 50 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:35,350 Uh, yeah, we need some candy. 51 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:37,050 Yeah, give us some of that. Come on. 52 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:42,070 Fellas, you're a little old for this, and I really think you ought to have 53 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:43,070 costumes. 54 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:47,210 Are you sure there's no laws, butthead? 55 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:52,150 Uh, let's switch sides, dude. 56 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:59,810 Come on, I mean it. 57 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:01,490 No costumes, no candy. 58 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,930 The fuck? 59 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:05,950 Yeah. 60 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:16,930 These sheets smell funny. 61 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:18,730 Yeah. 62 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,970 These are my special monkey sheets. 63 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:24,030 Ah, damn it, get it off me! 64 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:34,250 What? Check it out. 65 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:35,750 I'm going as a wolf. 66 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,450 She's only 17. 67 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:41,550 Woo! 68 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,830 You've got your head up your butt. 69 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:57,350 No way. Check it out. I'm a gnat. 70 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:58,610 Get it? 71 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,480 I'm a big old gnat. 72 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,220 You're a dumbass. 73 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,700 Whoa, I got it. 74 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,540 Hi, I'm a gnat. 75 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:16,220 Hi, I'm a gnat. 76 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,560 How's it going? 77 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,300 Can I have some candy, please? 78 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:21,840 I'm a gnat. 79 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,100 Whoa, cool. 80 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,500 What are you supposed to be? 81 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,260 Gaff. 82 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:37,780 Whoa. 83 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,580 I'm nachos. 84 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,040 We do them all the time. 85 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:04,870 Yeah. Well, chemo surveys, got something for you right over here. 86 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:08,290 Check it out. I'm nachos. 87 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:11,070 I'm a gnat. Get it? 88 00:06:11,790 --> 00:06:14,390 Well, hi there, white ranger. There you go, young fella. 89 00:06:15,610 --> 00:06:17,430 There you go, and one for you, too. 90 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:20,090 Happy Halloween. 91 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:22,850 And remember, Satan wears disguises, too. 92 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:24,770 Hey, you forgot our candy. 93 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:28,670 Boys, these pamphlets will make for some scary Halloween reading. 94 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:30,850 Uh, what? 95 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:34,350 You know, most boys your age don't go trick -or -treating. Yeah. 96 00:06:35,330 --> 00:06:37,110 Some kids are stupid. 97 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:38,450 Yeah, really. 98 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:41,730 What a dumbass. 99 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,370 Damn son of a bitch. 100 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,910 Uh, hi, baby. 101 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:53,250 Yeah, hey, baby. I'm a gnat. 102 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,559 Oh, shoot, boys. 103 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,560 Stuart just left. 104 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:59,600 Uh, we don't want Stuart. We want some candy. 105 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:04,120 Now, come on. I'm saving that for the trick -or -treaters. Maybe you can catch 106 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,080 up with him. He's with his youth group. 107 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,300 Dammit, this is starting to piss me off. 108 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:13,380 Yeah, it's like I got all dressed up as a nad. It's like no one's giving me any 109 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:14,380 candy. 110 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:23,900 Um, hey. Hi, I'm a nad, and I need some candy for, like, poor people and stuff. 111 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:30,190 Well, Beavis, all I have are some organic walnut clusters and these My 112 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:31,790 Car's a Bike bumper stickers. 113 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:38,030 I'll take the sticker. 114 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:40,710 Yeah, me too. 115 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:42,730 Okay, guys, happy hunting. 116 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,090 Butthole. 117 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:46,310 Damn it. 118 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:49,610 We need to find, like, a stupid dude to give us some candy. 119 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:51,190 Whoa. 120 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,070 That's a good idea. 121 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:59,430 Now, what in the hell are you boys supposed to be? 122 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:01,750 I'm a gnat. 123 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,330 I'm a dumbass. 124 00:08:04,390 --> 00:08:05,390 Check it out. 125 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:11,590 Can we just, like, have some candy? 126 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:14,330 Well, 127 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:16,810 now, hold on a minute. 128 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:22,030 Well, John Thomas, how long's it been? 129 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:23,930 That long, huh? 130 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:25,689 My, my. 131 00:08:25,690 --> 00:08:27,350 Oh, sure, I got Dick's number. 132 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:29,570 Hold on a minute, I got to run down to Dick. 133 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:37,669 Well, 134 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,210 you don't say. 135 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:43,090 Yeah, I got some trick -or -treaters here. 136 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,070 Hey, 137 00:08:47,170 --> 00:08:48,210 give me some, fuckmon. 138 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:49,430 No, wait! 139 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:51,290 Get out of here! 140 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:52,540 The hell down. 141 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,620 Tell you what, 142 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,440 why don't we go to another house, okay? 143 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:05,680 Yeah, this isn't a good one. 144 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:11,980 Well, 145 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,060 check it out. He has an eyeball in his mouth. 146 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:21,300 That would be cool if you had, like, an eyeball in your butt. 147 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:24,860 And then you could, like... Ah, shut up, butthead. You always say stuff like 148 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:25,860 that. 149 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,200 Leave us. 150 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,640 I'm gonna shove your eyeballs up your butt sideways if you ever tell me to 151 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,640 up again. 152 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:40,540 And the people are goons. 153 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:42,740 Eh. 154 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,920 These dudes look too old to be trick -or -treating. 155 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:51,870 Maybe these are like, you know how sometimes the kids' dads get dressed up 156 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,110 Yeah. 157 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:56,850 Dads. 158 00:09:58,690 --> 00:09:59,850 Or dads. 159 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:12,370 Remember that time your mom had that Halloween party? 160 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:15,810 Oh, yeah. 161 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:17,690 Don't talk about that, Butthead. 162 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:23,030 Then we went into your mom's room, and that dude dressed up like Colonel 163 00:10:23,030 --> 00:10:24,030 was in there. 164 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:27,510 He didn't have any pants on. Shut up, Butthead. 165 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:30,970 His drumstick. 166 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,730 Shut up, Butthead. 167 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:38,430 His drumstick. 168 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:44,270 This is boring. 169 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,219 Yeah, yeah. 170 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:49,480 All these people, I don't know, they're just like, they're starting to make me 171 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,480 mad. 172 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,060 Look, it's Batman. 173 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,780 Oh, yeah. 174 00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:00,460 Anyways, um, oh, cool, cops. 175 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,620 Maybe we'll see some domestic disputes. 176 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,240 Or like some excessive force on some perpetrators. 177 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,320 It's about time somebody called a cop. 178 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,300 This video sucks. 179 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,830 Okay, John, good talking to you. 180 00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:21,950 Now, where was I? 181 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,650 All right, I was going to give you boys some candy. 182 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,130 What in the hell? 183 00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:34,090 Hey, hey, now, damn it, get the hell out of my house, boy. 184 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:38,590 Well, you're welcome, you damn ungrateful bastard. 185 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:40,130 Yeah, really. 186 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,030 That bastard didn't let me have any. 187 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:50,070 I'm the Great Pumpkin. Who are you supposed to be? 188 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:54,030 I am Cornholio. I need tippy for my bunghole. 189 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,590 You will give me all your caca. 190 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:02,450 I have no bunghole. 191 00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:06,810 I am bungholio. Get the hell off my property, you son of a bitch. 192 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:13,670 No way, Stuart. 193 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:18,830 What if your mom finds out? She won't find out. Besides, this year I'm really 194 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:19,830 going to teepee some. 195 00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:21,690 No! 196 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,510 Teepee! You must give me your teepee! 197 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,070 Gosh, Beavis, you scared me. 198 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,450 Take your treat, son of a bitch! 199 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:33,170 Come on, Beavis, I know it's you. 200 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:34,990 See, I'm dope. 201 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,650 Give me your teepee! 202 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,770 Okay, okay, take it easy. 203 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:45,450 I will not be safe from the almighty bunghole. 204 00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:47,630 I am born for you. 205 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:53,810 Dammit, Beavis, come back here with that bag. You owe me, bungwife. 206 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,730 Ah, Rolio. 207 00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,230 Rolio's for my bunghole. 208 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:25,870 Hey, 209 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,870 man, move your ass out of the street. 210 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,230 Are you threatening me? 211 00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:35,610 What did you say, punk? 212 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:38,650 Do not underestimate the power of the almighty bunghole. 213 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,230 This is messed up, man. 214 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,890 Oh, you think this is funny? 215 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:50,810 Uh, yeah. 216 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,950 Like, uh, can I come with you guys? 217 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,870 That still kicks them out. 218 00:13:58,510 --> 00:13:59,950 Yeah, okay. 219 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,050 Let's take this little turd out into the country. 220 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,760 mighty bunghole. 221 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,450 backyard sure is spooky. 222 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,630 He likes the great bunghole. 223 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,770 Did you hear something, Dad? 224 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,630 Oh, God. I'm frightened. 225 00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,690 Come on. It's just the wind. 226 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,070 Or a ghost. 227 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:05,330 I am Cornholio. Daddy. Guardian of the great bunghole. 228 00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:07,390 Honey, let's go. 229 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:11,030 You must give me your candy. I need Rolios for my bunghole. 230 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:47,990 They have no bunghole. 231 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,250 The Almighty Bunghoo? 232 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:27,050 Lead me to the Almighty Bunghoo! 233 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:30,350 Go get in that barn, boy. 234 00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:37,830 Do you have candy? Do you have teepee? Oh, yeah. 235 00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:43,030 I got lots of goodies in the barn. 236 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,610 Take a look -see. 237 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:51,270 In this barn, there will be teepee. 238 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,310 Uh -oh. 239 00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:15,790 Horrible. 240 00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:20,510 You know, I kind of feel sorry for these guys, you know, because I'm... 241 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,200 I think it's probably not their fault that they suck so much. 242 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,220 Uh, yeah it is. 243 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,340 Uh, 244 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,300 wow. 245 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,620 This might be the worst crap I've ever seen in my life. 246 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:45,560 You know, um, this guy kind of looks like, um, he kind of looks like that 247 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,240 on Sesame Street, the Count. 248 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,500 Yeah. 249 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,260 It's like... Oh, 250 00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:03,420 boy. 251 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,880 This is really sad. 252 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,420 It's probably like, you know, he has kids and stuff. 253 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:19,700 He's like, okay, kids, I gotta put on my makeup and go do another show. 254 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:23,830 Yeah, yeah, you know, you know, it's too bad really. 255 00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,040 Gotta be cool. 256 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,420 Oh, yeah. 257 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,820 This is how I'm gonna get messy. 16602