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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,779 --> 00:00:20,060 The fuck? 2 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,400 Yeah. We need, like, more money. 3 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:27,660 Good thinking, Beaver. 4 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:33,970 It's pretty cool how, like, a dollar isn't that much, but it's like, if you 5 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:36,690 like, another one, and then, like, another one, it's like, pretty soon you 6 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:37,690 like, get some nachos. 7 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,410 It's like, we need a machine where you can, like, put a dollar in, and it's 8 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:44,350 like, you get, like, another dollar out, and it's like, then you can take that 9 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:46,370 dollar and put it back in the machine, and I get another dollar. 10 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,230 Shut up, dumbass. 11 00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:49,770 I've got, like, an idea. 12 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,570 Yeah, yeah, me too. That's what I'm saying. See, you gotta listen to me, 13 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:55,650 butthead. It's like, this machine that, like, makes money. 14 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:58,270 Check it out, Beavis. 15 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,640 Our problems have been solved. 16 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,240 Hey, 17 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,980 check it out. It's those Black Hole Sun Mountains. 18 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,400 Oh, yeah. 19 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:17,080 I heard about that. It's like there's these hills outside Seattle, and they 20 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,620 them the Black Hole Sun Mountains. 21 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:22,920 And it's like they're just filled with bands and stuff. 22 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,300 Whoa, really? 23 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:27,990 That'd be cool if you could, like, take, like, a bus tour through the hills and 24 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:28,990 see all the bands. 25 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:30,530 Yeah. 26 00:01:31,410 --> 00:01:32,750 That would kick ass. 27 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:35,790 It'd be like, up on your left is Soundgarden. 28 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:40,010 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you be real quiet, we might see Alice in Chains. 29 00:01:40,470 --> 00:01:41,470 Yeah. 30 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:46,330 And if you be real quiet, we might be able to feed these butt munchers. 31 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:58,380 Church. 32 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:01,620 Church rule. 33 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,300 Because, like, there's always, like, snakes in church and, like, chicks 34 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,840 it on and, like, dudes bleeding and lots of guitars and stuff. 35 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:09,800 Church rule. 36 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,860 Beavis, what the hell are you talking about? 37 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,480 That's not what happens in church. 38 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:15,380 You've never even been to church. 39 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,720 I know, but I've seen it in videos and stuff. And, like, there's always lots of 40 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,780 smoke and snakes and, like, cool stuff. 41 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,280 Beavis, church isn't like that. 42 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,820 I went to church once. 43 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:30,500 And it's like there was a bunch of butt -munches drumming guitars going, Here we 44 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:34,200 are all together as we sing our song joyfully. 45 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,720 Yeah? Well, that song's pretty cool. 46 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,840 No, it's not, Beavis. 47 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,800 It sucks. 48 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:46,860 And it's like you have to go up and, like, this guy puts a cracker in your 49 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:48,760 and, like, sprays water on you and stuff. 50 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,220 Really? Well, that sounds cool, too. Yeah. 51 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:54,700 Uh, yeah, I guess it is kind of cool. 52 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:57,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah, see? See, that's not that bad. 53 00:02:57,580 --> 00:03:00,400 Here we are all together, we sing our song. 54 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,820 Joyfully, keep the fire burning, and we'll all join in and sing. 55 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,080 Sounds pretty cool. 56 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,180 We're gonna be rich. 57 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:20,540 Uh, would you like ten copies of this dollar bill, please? 58 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:22,980 Hey, man. 59 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:26,810 Are you aware that you're asking me to commit a federal crime? 60 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,710 Uh, no. 61 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,670 Uh, it's for, like, school. 62 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:35,130 For a class on, like, uh, money and stuff. 63 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:38,890 Yeah, yeah. It's called money. Um, money. 64 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:40,630 It's called money and chicks. 65 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:43,490 That would be cool. 66 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:46,930 Yeah, yeah. It's like, first the teacher gives us, like, some money, and then 67 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:49,990 we, like, get to go score with all these chicks. Yeah, it's pretty cool. 68 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,430 You should sign up. 69 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:56,540 And then after we score with the Jets, we get more money. And I like more Jets 70 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,800 because we have more money. And then we get more, more, more. 71 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,100 Whatever. 72 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,660 You can use those machines in the corner. 73 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:16,980 Whoa. 74 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:22,170 Whoa! 75 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:24,890 Whoa! 76 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:30,550 Cool. 77 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:35,430 I can't believe no one's ever thought of this before. 78 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:37,910 Check it out. 79 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:41,470 We're rich! 80 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:43,030 We're rich! 81 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:44,410 Money! Money! 82 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:45,950 Money! 83 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:54,300 Hey! 84 00:04:55,940 --> 00:04:56,940 Check it out. 85 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:58,880 See? 86 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,400 I like to help the kids. 87 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:02,860 You know what I'm saying? 88 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:07,060 Pretty smooth, Beavis. 89 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:10,060 Why don't you let a real man handle this? 90 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,380 Hey, baby. 91 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:16,740 Like, take it off. 92 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:20,120 There's plenty more where that came from. 93 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:29,180 Ow. Wussy. At least you touched me, dill hole. 94 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,640 No, Beaver. Get the big burrito. 95 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:35,760 We're rich. 96 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,420 Oh, yeah. 97 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,400 There you go. 98 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,880 Son, are these counterfeit bills? 99 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,800 Why do you ask? Son, I've got a mind to throw you out of this store. 100 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:02,540 Uh, maybe this will change your mind. I don't think you understand. 101 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:05,560 I could have the cops in here to bust you. 102 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:11,560 Uh, here you go. Let's just, like, forget all about it. Do I look like a 103 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,300 Why don't you get the hell out of my store? 104 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:17,960 Uh, maybe you'd like to reconsider. Yeah. 105 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,500 Get out! 106 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:24,770 What are you doing? Get the hell out. But he's ripping up all our cash. Get 107 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:28,050 Give it back, butthole. 108 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,170 What the hell are you doing? 109 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:33,710 Don't worry, Beavis. 110 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:35,470 There's more where that came from. 111 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,230 Oh, yeah. 112 00:06:37,910 --> 00:06:41,030 You can, like, rip up all our money, because we're just going to go get more. 113 00:06:41,190 --> 00:06:43,750 And you can't stop us, butthole. 114 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:46,450 Yeah. 115 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,450 We'll be back. 116 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:53,320 Michael, are you crazy? 117 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:57,100 I can't believe what you're wearing, what you look like. Michael Jackson? 118 00:06:57,340 --> 00:07:00,800 High school, you look so normal. I thought you were going to be a doctor or 119 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,720 lawyer or something normal like that. 120 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:04,660 Normal, huh? 121 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:07,860 Normal is something people are until you get to know them. 122 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:10,580 Everybody's crazy. 123 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,900 Oh, my God. It's Michael Bolton. 124 00:07:18,430 --> 00:07:19,670 No, it's not. 125 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:22,970 Uh, uh -oh. 126 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:24,730 What, what? 127 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,830 I think I just pooped in my pants. 128 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:28,830 No way, really? 129 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:34,170 I realized it was Michael Bolton and my bowels let loose. 130 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:41,850 Boy, it's like he's trying to play heavy metal now or something. 131 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,930 He could probably make any kind of music suck. 132 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:48,860 Yeah, it's like... He's probably going to do gangster rap next. 133 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,720 Probably be like, you're up in place on your ass, biatch. 134 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:56,900 Yeah. Then he'd put the smack down. 135 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,900 How come chicks like this dude so much? 136 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,260 There's some snakes and bombs in this. 137 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,640 Maybe he has a bomb in his pants. 138 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,340 You know, you have a BM in your pants. 139 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:20,600 So, like, maybe you could, like, you know, go up to a chick and, like, say, 140 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:23,040 yeah, I have a B .M. in my pants. 141 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:27,060 Beavis, I was just kidding. I didn't poop in my pants. 142 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Dumbass. 143 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:31,580 Oh, really? 144 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:37,620 Damn it. We need, like, another dollar. 145 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,500 Yeah, yeah, I know. 146 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:43,659 That guy tore all of ours up. No, dumbass. I mean, like, a real dollar. 147 00:08:45,070 --> 00:08:46,890 We spent all our money on those copies. 148 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:48,150 Oh, yes. 149 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:54,590 Yeah? Uh, so, uh, can we, like, borrow a dollar? 150 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:59,290 Or, like, do them some extra credit for, like, this one class? 151 00:08:59,850 --> 00:09:06,750 Yeah, yeah. It's called, um, um, can I, um, borrow a dollar? Um, can I borrow 152 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:07,529 a dollar? 153 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:08,550 It's about sharing. 154 00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:10,830 Yeah. 155 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:13,650 We'll, like, give it right back. 156 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,620 Yeah, the Beastie Boys, yeah. 157 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:36,400 All right. Yeah, it's about time. 158 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:37,920 Hell yeah. 159 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,060 Hell yeah. 160 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:48,220 I heard on MTV News 161 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,380 that this dude's dad writes movies. 162 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,060 What do you mean he writes movies? 163 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,300 He can't read a movie. 164 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,420 No, it's like he writes what they say. 165 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,780 You mean he just, like, goes to movies and sits there and writes down 166 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:03,780 they say? 167 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,920 No, he writes it down before they say it. 168 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,260 Well, how does he know what they're going to say? 169 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,840 He just, like, makes it up. 170 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920 Really? 171 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,220 Well, anybody could do that. 172 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,100 Yeah. 173 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,740 So, like, if there's an explosion, does he write that? 174 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,480 I think he just, like, writes kaboom. 175 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,320 How about, like, when people are, like, you know, naked and getting it on? 176 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:33,550 He just writes, squeak, squeak, squeak, squank. 177 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:36,710 I'll be damned. 178 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,890 Well, anybody could do that. 179 00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:46,630 It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to, like, rob this other dude, and 180 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:48,250 he has this chick, and she's got big hooters. 181 00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:49,950 See, I'm doing it right now. 182 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:52,590 Yeah, but you're not writing it down. 183 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:54,950 Oh, yeah, yeah. 12930