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The fuck?
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Yeah. We need, like, more money.
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Good thinking, Beaver.
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It's pretty cool how, like, a dollar
isn't that much, but it's like, if you
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like, another one, and then, like,
another one, it's like, pretty soon you
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like, get some nachos.
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It's like, we need a machine where you
can, like, put a dollar in, and it's
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like, you get, like, another dollar out,
and it's like, then you can take that
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dollar and put it back in the machine,
and I get another dollar.
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Shut up, dumbass.
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I've got, like, an idea.
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Yeah, yeah, me too. That's what I'm
saying. See, you gotta listen to me,
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butthead. It's like, this machine that,
like, makes money.
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Check it out, Beavis.
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Our problems have been solved.
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Hey,
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check it out. It's those Black Hole Sun
Mountains.
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Oh, yeah.
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I heard about that. It's like there's
these hills outside Seattle, and they
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them the Black Hole Sun Mountains.
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And it's like they're just filled with
bands and stuff.
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Whoa, really?
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That'd be cool if you could, like, take,
like, a bus tour through the hills and
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see all the bands.
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Yeah.
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That would kick ass.
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It'd be like, up on your left is
Soundgarden.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you be real
quiet, we might see Alice in Chains.
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Yeah.
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And if you be real quiet, we might be
able to feed these butt munchers.
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Church.
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Church rule.
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Because, like, there's always, like,
snakes in church and, like, chicks
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it on and, like, dudes bleeding and lots
of guitars and stuff.
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Church rule.
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Beavis, what the hell are you talking
about?
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That's not what happens in church.
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You've never even been to church.
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I know, but I've seen it in videos and
stuff. And, like, there's always lots of
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smoke and snakes and, like, cool stuff.
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Beavis, church isn't like that.
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I went to church once.
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And it's like there was a bunch of butt
-munches drumming guitars going, Here we
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are all together as we sing our song
joyfully.
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Yeah? Well, that song's pretty cool.
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No, it's not, Beavis.
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It sucks.
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And it's like you have to go up and,
like, this guy puts a cracker in your
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and, like, sprays water on you and
stuff.
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Really? Well, that sounds cool, too.
Yeah.
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Uh, yeah, I guess it is kind of cool.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, see? See, that's not
that bad.
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Here we are all together, we sing our
song.
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Joyfully, keep the fire burning, and
we'll all join in and sing.
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Sounds pretty cool.
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We're gonna be rich.
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Uh, would you like ten copies of this
dollar bill, please?
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Hey, man.
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Are you aware that you're asking me to
commit a federal crime?
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Uh, no.
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Uh, it's for, like, school.
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For a class on, like, uh, money and
stuff.
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Yeah, yeah. It's called money. Um,
money.
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It's called money and chicks.
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That would be cool.
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Yeah, yeah. It's like, first the teacher
gives us, like, some money, and then
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we, like, get to go score with all these
chicks. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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You should sign up.
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And then after we score with the Jets,
we get more money. And I like more Jets
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because we have more money. And then we
get more, more, more.
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Whatever.
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You can use those machines in the
corner.
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Whoa.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Cool.
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I can't believe no one's ever thought of
this before.
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Check it out.
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We're rich!
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We're rich!
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Money! Money!
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Money!
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Hey!
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Check it out.
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See?
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I like to help the kids.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Pretty smooth, Beavis.
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Why don't you let a real man handle
this?
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Hey, baby.
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Like, take it off.
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There's plenty more where that came
from.
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Ow. Wussy. At least you touched me, dill
hole.
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No, Beaver. Get the big burrito.
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We're rich.
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Oh, yeah.
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There you go.
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Son, are these counterfeit bills?
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Why do you ask? Son, I've got a mind to
throw you out of this store.
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Uh, maybe this will change your mind. I
don't think you understand.
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I could have the cops in here to bust
you.
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Uh, here you go. Let's just, like,
forget all about it. Do I look like a
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Why don't you get the hell out of my
store?
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Uh, maybe you'd like to reconsider.
Yeah.
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Get out!
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What are you doing? Get the hell out.
But he's ripping up all our cash. Get
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Give it back, butthole.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Don't worry, Beavis.
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There's more where that came from.
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Oh, yeah.
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You can, like, rip up all our money,
because we're just going to go get more.
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And you can't stop us, butthole.
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Yeah.
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We'll be back.
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Michael, are you crazy?
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I can't believe what you're wearing,
what you look like. Michael Jackson?
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High school, you look so normal. I
thought you were going to be a doctor or
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lawyer or something normal like that.
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Normal, huh?
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Normal is something people are until you
get to know them.
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Everybody's crazy.
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Oh, my God. It's Michael Bolton.
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No, it's not.
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Uh, uh -oh.
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What, what?
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I think I just pooped in my pants.
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No way, really?
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I realized it was Michael Bolton and my
bowels let loose.
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Boy, it's like he's trying to play heavy
metal now or something.
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He could probably make any kind of music
suck.
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Yeah, it's like... He's probably going
to do gangster rap next.
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Probably be like, you're up in place on
your ass, biatch.
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Yeah. Then he'd put the smack down.
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How come chicks like this dude so much?
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There's some snakes and bombs in this.
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Maybe he has a bomb in his pants.
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You know, you have a BM in your pants.
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So, like, maybe you could, like, you
know, go up to a chick and, like, say,
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yeah, I have a B .M. in my pants.
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Beavis, I was just kidding. I didn't
poop in my pants.
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Dumbass.
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Oh, really?
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Damn it. We need, like, another dollar.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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That guy tore all of ours up. No,
dumbass. I mean, like, a real dollar.
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We spent all our money on those copies.
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah? Uh, so, uh, can we, like, borrow a
dollar?
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Or, like, do them some extra credit for,
like, this one class?
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Yeah, yeah. It's called, um, um, can I,
um, borrow a dollar? Um, can I borrow
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a dollar?
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It's about sharing.
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Yeah.
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We'll, like, give it right back.
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Yeah, the Beastie Boys, yeah.
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All right. Yeah, it's about time.
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Hell yeah.
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Hell yeah.
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I heard on MTV News
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that this dude's dad writes movies.
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What do you mean he writes movies?
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He can't read a movie.
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No, it's like he writes what they say.
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You mean he just, like, goes to movies
and sits there and writes down
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they say?
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No, he writes it down before they say
it.
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Well, how does he know what they're
going to say?
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He just, like, makes it up.
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Really?
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Well, anybody could do that.
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Yeah.
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So, like, if there's an explosion, does
he write that?
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I think he just, like, writes kaboom.
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How about, like, when people are, like,
you know, naked and getting it on?
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He just writes, squeak, squeak, squeak,
squank.
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I'll be damned.
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Well, anybody could do that.
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It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go
try to, like, rob this other dude, and
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he has this chick, and she's got big
hooters.
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See, I'm doing it right now.
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Yeah, but you're not writing it down.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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