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Morgendorfer?
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Sanchez?
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Dunker? Is that it?
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Well, it should be. But I don't see
Beavis and Butthead. They usually don't
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field trips.
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Uh, something's wrong.
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Oh yeah, maybe we're late or something.
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Uh, maybe.
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Like, I mean, what should we do?
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Uh, let's write big butt on the
chalkboard.
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Yeah, cool.
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Wait a minute, Beaver.
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I think it's trying to tell us
something.
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Uh.
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Feel.
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Tit. Uh.
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Tripe. Uh.
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Todd. Uh.
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Laundry is cool.
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You know, I mean, we ought to try, like,
picking up on a chick in a laundromat.
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Why?
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Because, you know, you could, like,
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look at their underwear and say, oh,
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I bet that underwear was on your butt.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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That's pretty cool.
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Or you could, like, go up to one and
say, uh, so I see you wear underwear.
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I wear underwear, too.
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Want to do it?
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Yeah, yeah, that's even better.
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And then, um, hey, and then, you know,
and then check this out. Then you can
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say, like, um, hey, you can say, oh, um,
hey, since you're already doing a load,
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you know, not load, there's always that.
You can say, you know, since you're
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doing a load, um, hey, why don't you,
uh.
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Do my underwear, too. And then you can,
like, pull down your pants, see?
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And then you already have your pants on,
see?
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You're already halfway there. Yeah.
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And then, like, your underwear would be
in there with Perth.
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Yeah.
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I'm ready for love.
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Okay, people, I hope you're ready for
our hike down beautiful Mount Perdido.
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Wow.
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Now,
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class, even though there's an abundance
of breathtaking rock formations and
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fascinating plant life, I have to warn
you that this hike will be quite a
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workout, okay? I've got a rock formation
in my pants.
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Now, to pass the time, I thought we
might enjoy some music, okay?
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Any requests?
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Like 99 bottles of beer?
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Good, Dean.
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But beer and driving don't mix, okay?
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How about 99 bottles of tea on the wall?
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Well, let's try sort of a different
arrangement, okay?
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What's going on? Why is everybody
honking?
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Hey, hey, Beavis and Butthead, no!
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Come on.
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I'm sorry, but obviously you boys can't
be trusted to be by yourselves in the
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back. I want you to come up here right
now and switch seats with me, okay?
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We'll be better.
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We'll give him a pressed fruit bowl.
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I mean it, boys. Come on. Get up here
right now.
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And please pull your pants up, okay?
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Oh, yeah.
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Now, I hope you guys understand why I'm
making you sit up here.
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There are rules on the bus, and they're
for your own good. Now, try to behave.
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I'm going to go sit in the back, okay?
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Rules? Fuck. Yeah.
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Stay in your lane, you son of a bitch!
This isn't the end of you, you moron!
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Cool.
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That dude's pissed.
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Yeah, really.
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How come he gets to, like, flip off cars
and stuff, but then he's like... When
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we do it, we have to come set up here.
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Uh, I think it's like, if you're in
front of that line, then you get to do
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that stuff.
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Whoa, really?
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You mean we can, like, scream at people
and give them a finger?
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Let's go.
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Uh, hey, dude.
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Hey, sit the hell down!
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Hey, get out of the lane, you son of a
bitch, or we'll kick your ass, bastard!
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Watch where you're going!
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What's gotten into those two now?
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Get out of my lane, you son of a bitch!
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Yeah, that means you too. All right,
that's it, butthead. Sit down. You too,
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Beavis. Come on.
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Okay,
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people. It's obvious we're all a little
overexcited. I think I'll cool things
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down with a little song I wrote.
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It's called Touch a Mountain.
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Okay?
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Children of the earth, rejoice.
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Each new day we have a choice. So touch
a
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mountain.
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Climb a mountain.
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Feel a mountain. Aw, dammit. I missed
the turn.
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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Check it out. That dude's choking the
cow's chicken.
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No, he's not, bung munch.
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That's how you get milk.
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You have to spank a cow's monkey to get
milk?
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No, you squeeze its boob.
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Really? I don't know what cow had boobs.
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I thought it just had, you know, that
big nut sack with all the wieners
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off it.
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I like it when old people let their
mouth hang open because
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they don't remember to close it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I think I'm going to do that right now.
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It felt kind of good.
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Maybe I'll try it.
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This is pretty cool.
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You know another cool thing about cows?
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They get to chew their own pud.
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Really? Yeah. I learned at that time we
went on a field trip to the dairy.
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Well, um, was I there?
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Yeah, but you slept the whole time
staring at the goat's nads.
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This was a pretty cool field trip.
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Yeah. It's like I really learned
something.
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Mr. Van Treason, is that you?
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Are you okay?
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Don't look, son.
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He may be dead.
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Climb a mountain.
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Feel a mountain.
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Be the mountain.
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And they got that bell that they, like,
taught us about in history class where
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they, like, rang it and it put a big
crack in it?
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No, Beavis. You're thinking of Bible
class when they talked about how God
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created the butt.
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Oh, yeah. And then he created poop.
Yeah.
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That's on that deuteronomy section.
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The Bible kicks ass.
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It's Dean and Gene Ween.
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Ween. Ween kick fast.
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Yeah. This is kind of groovy.
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Freedom!
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Yeah, this is kind of groovy.
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How do they do that? How do they sing
all high and stuff?
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I think if you snip your nads off, it'll
make you sing high like this. Really?
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That's cool.
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You should try it, Beavis.
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No, I don't think so. Why not?
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Have you ever used your nads for
anything?
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Not really. No, I guess not.
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Don't your nads just, like, get in the
way all the time and hurt when they get
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kicked and stuff?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Then why not just cut them off and see
what happens?
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Let me just wait a minute, because I
might need them for doing it.
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That's what your wiener's for. You don't
need your nads for that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Are you trying to trick me, butthead?
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No.
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Do you use your nads for anything?
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No.
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Damn it, Beavis. See?
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That's what nads are for.
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