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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:19,600 Now we turn to a very special Baywatch. 2 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,340 Oh, no! 3 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,840 Mitch is drowning! 4 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,490 But all I have on is... this white t -shirt. 5 00:00:25,710 --> 00:00:29,130 We interrupt this program with a special news bulletin. Dammit, Beavis, that's 6 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:32,290 the last time I let you touch the remote. Give me that. No way, I didn't 7 00:00:32,290 --> 00:00:35,610 it. Domestic violence reared its ugly head today in the town. 8 00:00:36,390 --> 00:00:37,950 Dammit, Beavis, give me the remote. 9 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:39,190 No way. 10 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:42,550 A shocking murder has taken place. 11 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:46,390 We now cut live to the scene. Mike? Thanks, Don. 12 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:50,470 That's right, I am live, but I'm also about the only thing live here. 13 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:54,090 A man has allegedly killed his brother, right here. 14 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,800 and this apartment behind me. 15 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,640 Apparently, the older of the two brothers had a history of abusing his 16 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,120 sibling, and authorities are speculating that the younger brother finally 17 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,860 resorted to murder to put an end to his years of torment. 18 00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:11,460 Police are asking this normally quiet community for their cooperation, asking 19 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:16,700 citizens to stay away from the grisly scene and avoid the urge to come and see 20 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:17,980 things for themselves. 21 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,080 Hey, Beavis, I know where that is. Really? 22 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,580 We should go check it out. 23 00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:24,340 Yeah. 24 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,200 That's a good idea. 25 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:27,660 Thank you very much. 26 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,100 Uh, 27 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:34,760 violence? All right, yeah, yeah. I like when they tell you beforehand that 28 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:35,760 there's going to be some violence. 29 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,740 So you can make sure you don't, like, go to the bathroom or anything? Yeah. 30 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:44,740 Check it out. 31 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:46,840 Hole. Oh, yeah, yeah. 32 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,420 Who are these guys, buddy? 33 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:55,460 Uh, this is Hole, Beavis. What did you think I was talking about? 34 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:58,840 Oh, I thought you were talking about her bunghole. 35 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,380 You dumbass. 36 00:02:07,969 --> 00:02:12,570 So, like, the sign at the beginning of the video said violence, and the band's 37 00:02:12,570 --> 00:02:15,950 name is Hole, and we aren't seeing any violence or any hole. 38 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:17,230 Yeah, really, that sucks. 39 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:23,270 Yeah. They need to, like, show a big violent butthole. I'll show you my 40 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:24,270 if you want. 41 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:28,630 Ow! 42 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:34,830 You know, I heard this whole chick is a slut. 43 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:39,670 Really? Yeah, I think it'd be cool if we got together, you know? We could, like, 44 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:41,590 spaz out and stuff, and then we could, like, do it. 45 00:02:42,650 --> 00:02:47,830 Viva, the only way you could score with a chick is if she was, like, the biggest 46 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:48,990 slut in the world. 47 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,730 Yeah. Yeah. 48 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:52,930 Yeah. 49 00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:58,070 You know who Hole looks like in this video? 50 00:02:58,270 --> 00:03:00,290 She looks like that Tori Spelling chick. 51 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,040 Yeah, but Hole looks a lot hotter than Tori Spelling. 52 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,540 What kind of a name is Hole, anyway? 53 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,640 Yeah, I mean, if you're going to name your daughter Hole, at least name her, 54 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,940 like, Bunghole or something. 55 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:16,140 It could be like, you know, that joke where the father names her after the 56 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:17,460 thing he sees when she's born. 57 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,800 Yeah, but then why would he, um... Oh, yeah. 58 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,380 Hey, Butt -head, where are we going again? 59 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,400 Beavis, do I have to smack you upside the head and beat some sense into you? 60 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:43,820 We're going to check out that place where that guy killed his brother, 61 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,180 Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:49,720 It was your idea in the first place, Butt -knocker. Hey, don't call me Butt 63 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,140 -knocker, Butt -head. I'm serious. 64 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:57,700 So, uh, I wonder why that dude killed his brother. 65 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,900 Yeah, he must have been really pissed. 66 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,500 That's no excuse, Beavis. 67 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:10,220 I bet his brother probably, like, stole his woman or his nachos or something. 68 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,500 Yep, probably. 69 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,480 Maybe he killed him with his butt. 70 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,100 Yeah. Or maybe he killed him with a turd. 71 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,740 That's really stupid, Beavis. 72 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,500 Butt knocker. Dammit, butthead, stop calling me butt knocker! 73 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:32,470 Here it is, dude. 74 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:35,630 Looks just like it did on TV. 75 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:37,770 Yeah. 76 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:47,530 This is stupid. 77 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:51,910 What the hell is this doing here? This isn't going to keep anybody out. 78 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:53,410 It isn't? 79 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:55,090 Oh, yeah. 80 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:04,210 Turn on the light, butt -knocker. I can't see anything. 81 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:08,450 Stop calling me butt -knocker. Beavis, you butt -munch. Turn on the light 82 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:09,450 I kick your ass. 83 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:10,870 Okay, that's better. 84 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:14,410 This is cool. 85 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:18,750 So, uh, where do you think he killed him? 86 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,410 Hmm, let's see. 87 00:05:20,730 --> 00:05:22,030 It looks like he fell. 88 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:24,870 I'd have to say he died right about here. 89 00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:27,550 Oh, yeah. 90 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,290 Whoa, hey, check out this thing. 91 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:32,630 I bet he hit him with this. 92 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:33,990 Don't be stupid, Beavis. 93 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:36,430 That's for, like, changing tires and stuff. 94 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:41,990 Whoa, hey, I got the remote. Let's see what's on TV. 95 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:45,350 Beavis, I told you I wasn't going to let you touch the remote anymore. 96 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:49,550 Now give me that, butt -knocker. No way, and stop calling me butt -knocker. Give 97 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,610 it here before I kick your butt -knockering ass. Stop calling me that, 98 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:53,610 -head. Stop it. 99 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,250 Butt -knocker. 100 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:57,590 Shut up, butt -head. Shut up. 101 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,400 I'm gonna kill you, but I swear to God, I'm gonna kill you. 102 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,860 You and what other butt -knocker? Shut up, butt -knocker. Butt -knocker. Shut 103 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:09,700 up. Butt -knocker. I'm gonna kill you, but I'll kill you. 104 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,580 Check it out. That looks like that jungle ride. 105 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:35,380 Oh, yeah. 106 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,440 That's so stupid. 107 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:41,340 Oh, yeah. You get in there, and there's that guy with that, like, safari hat on 108 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:42,340 and stuff. 109 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:47,480 Yeah. When I used to go on that thing, I used to just, like, jump off the boat 110 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,380 and just, like, wade around the water, and then, like, go off in the bushes and 111 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:52,380 just sit there by myself. 112 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:53,820 Yeah. 113 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:57,240 And then I'd stand up and pull down my pants and go, boop -a -boo! 114 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:11,300 You know what another cool ride to jump off of is? 115 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,900 Is the haunted house. 116 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,900 I used to, like, go in there, and then I'd, like, jump off the car, and then 117 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:21,500 go over by the witches, and wait till the next car comes, and I'd put a broom 118 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:27,740 my butt, and go... Beavis, witches don't put brooms up their butt. They put them 119 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:28,740 between their legs. 120 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,160 Really? I wish someone had told me that before I ruptured my sphincter. 121 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,200 I have a splinter in my bunghole the size of a pencil. 122 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,480 Uh, you're just joking, right, Beavis? 123 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:46,640 Um, hey. No. 124 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,300 Hey, 125 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:54,860 how's it going? 126 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:58,340 You know, your friend Beavis' fingerprints are all over everything. 127 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:00,550 And it's making things kind of hard on us. 128 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:04,470 With your help, we can book this kid, Beavis, and keep the press off our 129 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:06,790 Yeah, really. 130 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:08,250 I know where you're coming from, man. 131 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:09,490 Yeah. 132 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:12,530 It's like... It's like sometimes Butt -Head just like... It's like he keeps 133 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:15,710 calling me Butt -Knocker. And he won't stop. And he pisses me off. And I tell 134 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:18,730 him to stop, and he won't stop. He just keeps calling me Butt -Knocker. And then 135 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:19,730 he won't give me the remote. 136 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:20,910 And... Okay. 137 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:22,430 Follow me, girls. 138 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,090 So you're sure that's him? 139 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:27,550 Yes, officer. 140 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:29,870 That's the butt -knocker, right in the middle. 141 00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:34,330 You know, he threatened to kill you. That's pretty serious stuff. 142 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:36,010 Would you be willing to press charges? 143 00:08:36,909 --> 00:08:37,909 Press what? 144 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:42,190 Charges, you know. You fill out a form that explains everything that happened. 145 00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:45,750 I don't want to fill out forms and stuff. 146 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:46,969 Are you sure? 147 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:49,970 Because if you don't, we'll have to let him go without any kind of punishment. 148 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,310 That's okay, dude. 149 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,270 I'll just kick his ass later. 150 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:56,010 All right. 151 00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,300 Let him go. 152 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:02,560 What, knocker? 153 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,520 Whoa, look at that shoe. 154 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:14,460 Look, high heel. 155 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,020 Yeah. 156 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:18,600 That must mean there's a chick. 157 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,180 Yeah. Orton Rudgren. 158 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:24,260 Who? 159 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,100 Um, hey, Todd Rundgren? 160 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,260 Who the hell is he, Beaver? You don't know who Todd Rundgren is? 161 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,640 Uh, no. 162 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,300 And you don't either. 163 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:38,380 Uh, 164 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,920 he's drinking. 165 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:51,560 I can hardly wait till I get older and, like, get a job and stuff so I can 166 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:52,560 drink. Yeah. 167 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,920 I plan on doing some... Smoking, too. 168 00:09:57,820 --> 00:09:58,820 Hey, 169 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,760 that's that street where Madonna wanted to have her baby. 170 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,720 So what? 171 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:06,640 Well, then you think of something to say, bunghole. 172 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,340 At least I'm trying. 173 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,800 Okay, I will think of something to say. 174 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,420 Shlong. Poop. 175 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,160 Anything better than that. 176 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,660 Whoa. Check it out. She must have been drinking milk. 177 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:21,140 Yeah. 178 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,960 And her boobs got bigger, too. 179 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:26,620 Well, 180 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,280 hey, that just gave me an idea. You know what would be cool? If they could, 181 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:33,040 like, make me big, and then they could shrink me again but keep my wiener the 182 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:33,979 same size. 183 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:34,980 That would rule. 184 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,560 Hey, because then they'd have this gigantic schlong. 185 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,220 You know what I'm saying? 186 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:43,440 Yeah, but, like, if they could really do that, then you could just have them 187 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,880 just make your wiener bigger. 188 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:49,180 No, no, no, but I'm saying they'd make me bigger because then my wiener would 189 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:52,260 get bigger, but then they'd shrink me and keep my wiener the same size. 190 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,980 Damn it, Siva. What are you talking about? Who are they? 191 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,800 And who cares anyway? Just shut up. 192 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:02,260 Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea. 14259

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