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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,140 --> 00:00:10,160 And finally, we promise to reach out to negative teens and lead by example. 2 00:00:10,540 --> 00:00:13,880 Amen. Now don't say amen in school, son. 3 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,320 Sorry, Dad. 4 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:20,840 Kids, we've had a real terrific year. We cleared 15 pounds of broken bottles 5 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:24,780 from the student parking lot. We sang carols for senior citizens. That old man 6 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:26,140 hit me in the throat with his cane. 7 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:28,160 He was old and confused, Ryan. 8 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:31,300 And we gathered 12 cans of food for the poor. 9 00:00:31,870 --> 00:00:36,230 I'd say that deserves a big PAT cheer. How about it? Yay! 10 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:43,030 But there's one group who needs positivity more than anyone, your fellow 11 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:48,790 So today, I want us to go over to detention and help some kids in need of 12 00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:49,890 Yay! 13 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:56,770 Greetings, Coach. 14 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,260 The positive acting teens and I were wondering if you'd let us take these 15 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:04,120 off your hands for a little positive rehabilitation. 16 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:08,180 Hands. 17 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,080 Rehabilitation? 18 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:17,160 Beavis and Butthead, do you wish to be rehabilitated? 19 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:18,620 No. 20 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:23,060 Well, that's too bad then, because I order you to follow Mr. 21 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:26,100 Graham and his so -called positive acting teens. 22 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,600 The hell out of here! 23 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,940 Now! Yay! 24 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:36,200 Uh, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt. 25 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,120 Uh, 26 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,700 I think this is gonna be stupid. 27 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,000 What the hell is this butt munch? 28 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:48,260 Okay, you guys, let's do one more. 29 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,240 Why is this dork here? 30 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,120 Behind the scenes at a crappy band recording session. 31 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,420 Yeah. 32 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:03,700 That guy's poodle hair. 33 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,820 These guys probably, like, went to Supercuts and said, could you just, 34 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:13,420 make it more poofy? Yeah, yeah, but keep the length. I want it, like, poofy on 35 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:17,000 top and then long and straight on the side. That would look really cool. 36 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,440 So, like, did you ask the barber to make your hair poofy, too? 37 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:26,730 Shut up, butt -head. 38 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:28,430 My hair's like this naturally. 39 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,450 How come I'm cold? 40 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,510 No wonder you're such a wuss. 41 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:34,890 Shut up, butt -head. 42 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:37,550 Chicks like it. 43 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:41,210 That guy looks like a cheerleader. 44 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:47,770 All those years of hard work and practice in the garage finally pay off 45 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:49,830 see the looks on those people's faces out in the audience. 46 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:53,650 These dudes are like, look at me, I'm kicking. 47 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:55,030 Yeah, look at me. 48 00:02:55,290 --> 00:02:57,470 I'm twirling my guitar around and wiggling my butt, see? 49 00:02:58,310 --> 00:02:59,310 Just like we practiced. 50 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:00,930 Yeah, look at me. 51 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:04,350 I'm shaking my hips and kicking just like we did at practice. 52 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:09,090 Oh, man. 53 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:11,530 Boy, I'm glad that's over. 54 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:12,910 Yeah. 55 00:03:13,350 --> 00:03:15,050 Check it out, though. They're not stopping. 56 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:17,870 So what do you think? You think we got a hit with this one? 57 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:19,150 Oh, yeah. 58 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,490 Oh, 59 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:22,690 boy. 60 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:25,180 Boy, that was funny. 61 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:26,780 Uh -oh. 62 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,000 Oh, they went to Bon Jovi. 63 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:38,580 But what if you could go into the future and either give Geordi his 64 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:41,440 normal sight back or make Data a real human being? 65 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:42,840 Which would you do? 66 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:45,580 Wood. 67 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,260 Sponer. 68 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:52,600 I'd fix Geordi's eyes, because Data's just an android, and so he won't 69 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,280 miss not being a human. But Geordi knows what it's like to see, so he misses it 70 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,280 the most. No way! 71 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:01,460 I'd make Data a human being, because Geordi sees better without real eyes 72 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:03,580 anyways. Yeah, but that's besides the point. No, it's not! 73 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:06,060 You're such a dummy, Mac. You're the dummy. Shut up! 74 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, fight! 75 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,560 Yeah, 76 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,380 kick his ass. Dad! 77 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:11,740 Hey, guys. 78 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:13,340 Cool it, okay? 79 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:17,060 That's my dad. But don't worry, he's cool. Really? 80 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:19,320 It doesn't look cool. 81 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:25,120 So, Beavis and Butthead, you boys ready to do something positive? 82 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,300 Uh, no. 83 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:29,120 No, thanks. 84 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,740 Well, we understand, don't we, kids? 85 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:37,940 It's real hard to get jazzed up about positivity until you've tried it. But 86 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:43,680 being a positive acting teen is all about new experiences, open -mindedness, 87 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,000 change. Um, change sucks. 88 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:51,980 So now we're going to change a littered stretch of highway to a clean stretch of 89 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:52,980 highway. Yay! 90 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,780 Come on, guys. High five. 91 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:58,860 Michael rode the boat ashore. 92 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,300 Hallelujah. 93 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:05,000 Michael rode the boat ashore. 94 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,360 Hallelujah. 95 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,100 Sister helped to trim the sail. 96 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,340 Hallelujah. Hey, buddy, check it out, a hubcap. 97 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,630 We're out here, baby. 98 00:05:26,370 --> 00:05:27,370 Dad! 99 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:29,890 Dad! What happened? 100 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:31,630 Oh my gosh, Dad! 101 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:33,210 Whoa. 102 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:34,830 Is he dead? 103 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,390 You killed him! 104 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:38,950 It was the truck's fault! 105 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:48,120 You guys, like, go be positive and stuff. 106 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:51,160 Me and Beavis are going to go notify the next of kin. 107 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:55,060 I am the next of kin. He's my dad, remember? 108 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:56,920 Oh, yeah. 109 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:59,860 Uh, your dad's dead. 110 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,380 It wasn't our fault. It was the truck's fault. 111 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:07,600 Dad! So, uh, I guess he won't mind if we go now. 112 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,820 Dad! Come on, Beavis. 113 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:12,760 What a crybaby. 114 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,200 I guess I'm going to read a magazine here. 115 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,080 Uh, you don't know how to read, Beavis? 116 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,600 Yeah, I do. I can sort of read. 117 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:33,200 And, um, besides, there's, like, lots of pictures of cleavage in the back of 118 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,039 this magazine. 119 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,280 You mind if I, um, if I just read this magazine for a while? 120 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,100 Uh, I don't give a rat's ass what you do, Beavis. 121 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:42,820 Okay. 122 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:44,780 Oh, boy. 123 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:46,740 Yeah. 124 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,740 This magazine's pretty cool, yeah. 125 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:51,220 Whoa, check it out. 126 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:54,780 Wow. 127 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,500 Whoa. 128 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,640 That's something else. 129 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,540 I'm not going to ask you what you're looking at, Viva, but quit trying. 130 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,160 I'll be damned. 131 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,520 Whoa, check it out. 132 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,200 Isn't that dude from Love Boat? 133 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,360 Look, he looks all old. 134 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,660 He's like, like he has a dog. 135 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,040 And I think that's a fun. 136 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:19,860 That's great. 137 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:23,820 What is this we're watching, butthead? Uh, nothing. 138 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,020 Do you have any other magazines? 139 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,600 Uh, no. Just this one. 140 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,920 Uh, can I read it when you're done? 141 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,160 Um, no. 142 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,520 No, you can't. 143 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,380 This is mine. It's for me. 144 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:39,400 It's for me to read. 145 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:40,740 Leave us. 146 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:45,600 While this guy was working construction, he had, like, this big pole, like... 147 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:49,960 shoved through his butt and came out the other end, and it's like, um, he's 148 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,960 still alive. 149 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,760 And he has a gigantic bunghole now. 150 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,760 Where'd you get that, Beavis? 151 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,860 I got it in the dentist's office. 152 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,080 They're, like, just there. They're free. You can just take them. 153 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,620 Boy, this is boring. 154 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,700 Where is that dentist's office, Beavis? 155 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:08,460 You know where it is? It's over there by Maxi Mart. Oh, yeah. 156 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,100 I'm gonna go get a magazine. 157 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,880 Okay. All right. See you later. 158 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,920 For today's positive activity, you're going to wash my wagon here. 159 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:22,920 Um, that's not what my dad said we were going to do. Your dad's not here, boy. 160 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:28,140 And for the tenth time, if you don't shut up, I'm going to positively kill 161 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,760 Are you sure? 162 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,240 Uh, I'm positive. 163 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:41,700 Well, you just better start to remember, Mr. Buzzcut says I can keep you in 164 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,460 detention for as long as it takes. 165 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,360 Beavis, you hellspawn! Do you know where my credit cards are? 166 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:49,560 No, sir. 167 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600 Positively not. 168 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,020 Positive. 169 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:05,560 I don't really feel like staring at this guy's face, butthead. Can you change 170 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,560 the channel? 171 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:10,840 You'll probably just have to stare at some other face. 172 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:13,730 Oh, yeah. 173 00:09:18,650 --> 00:09:25,010 Whoa, check it out. 174 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:28,750 They got some of that Keo -Tep -Kate up there. Up above the guy's hand. 175 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:33,130 Uh... Oh, yeah, that is Keo -Tep -Kate. 176 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:39,830 You know, um... That stuff, like, um... You know, like, tastes really bad. 177 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:41,470 And, um, it's expensive. 178 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:44,340 But then, like, it doesn't really work. 179 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,600 Really? 180 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,860 It's supposed to be for diarrhea. 181 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:53,480 So I took it for, like, a whole week, and I never got diarrhea. 182 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:58,800 And then about four days later, this drink pooped out of my butt. 183 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:03,280 Cool. Yeah, well, it's pretty cool. 184 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,900 It was, like, really big, and it was, like... 185 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:10,500 I can show it to you if you want. 186 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,080 You still have it? 187 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,220 Oh, yeah, I still have it. 188 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:18,040 It's in my underwear drawer. 189 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,200 Beaver. 190 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:24,860 I'm going to pretend I didn't hear any of this. 191 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,680 Why? 13259