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And finally, we promise to reach out to
negative teens and lead by example.
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Amen. Now don't say amen in school, son.
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Sorry, Dad.
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Kids, we've had a real terrific year. We
cleared 15 pounds of broken bottles
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from the student parking lot. We sang
carols for senior citizens. That old man
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hit me in the throat with his cane.
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He was old and confused, Ryan.
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And we gathered 12 cans of food for the
poor.
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I'd say that deserves a big PAT cheer.
How about it? Yay!
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But there's one group who needs
positivity more than anyone, your fellow
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So today, I want us to go over to
detention and help some kids in need of
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Yay!
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Greetings, Coach.
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The positive acting teens and I were
wondering if you'd let us take these
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off your hands for a little positive
rehabilitation.
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Hands.
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Rehabilitation?
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Beavis and Butthead, do you wish to be
rehabilitated?
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No.
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Well, that's too bad then, because I
order you to follow Mr.
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Graham and his so -called positive
acting teens.
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The hell out of here!
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Now! Yay!
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Uh, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt,
butt, butt, butt.
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Uh,
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I think this is gonna be stupid.
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What the hell is this butt munch?
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Okay, you guys, let's do one more.
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Why is this dork here?
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Behind the scenes at a crappy band
recording session.
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Yeah.
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That guy's poodle hair.
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These guys probably, like, went to
Supercuts and said, could you just,
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make it more poofy? Yeah, yeah, but keep
the length. I want it, like, poofy on
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top and then long and straight on the
side. That would look really cool.
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So, like, did you ask the barber to make
your hair poofy, too?
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Shut up, butt -head.
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My hair's like this naturally.
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How come I'm cold?
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No wonder you're such a wuss.
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Shut up, butt -head.
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Chicks like it.
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That guy looks like a cheerleader.
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All those years of hard work and
practice in the garage finally pay off
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see the looks on those people's faces
out in the audience.
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These dudes are like, look at me, I'm
kicking.
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Yeah, look at me.
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I'm twirling my guitar around and
wiggling my butt, see?
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Just like we practiced.
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Yeah, look at me.
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I'm shaking my hips and kicking just
like we did at practice.
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Oh, man.
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Boy, I'm glad that's over.
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Yeah.
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Check it out, though. They're not
stopping.
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So what do you think? You think we got a
hit with this one?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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boy.
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Boy, that was funny.
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Uh -oh.
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Oh, they went to Bon Jovi.
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But what if you could go into the future
and either give Geordi his
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normal sight back or make Data a real
human being?
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Which would you do?
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Wood.
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Sponer.
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I'd fix Geordi's eyes, because Data's
just an android, and so he won't
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miss not being a human. But Geordi knows
what it's like to see, so he misses it
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the most. No way!
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I'd make Data a human being, because
Geordi sees better without real eyes
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anyways. Yeah, but that's besides the
point. No, it's not!
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You're such a dummy, Mac. You're the
dummy. Shut up!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, fight!
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Yeah,
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kick his ass. Dad!
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Hey, guys.
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Cool it, okay?
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That's my dad. But don't worry, he's
cool. Really?
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It doesn't look cool.
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So, Beavis and Butthead, you boys ready
to do something positive?
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Uh, no.
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No, thanks.
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Well, we understand, don't we, kids?
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It's real hard to get jazzed up about
positivity until you've tried it. But
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being a positive acting teen is all
about new experiences, open -mindedness,
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change. Um, change sucks.
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So now we're going to change a littered
stretch of highway to a clean stretch of
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highway. Yay!
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Come on, guys. High five.
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Michael rode the boat ashore.
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Hallelujah.
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Michael rode the boat ashore.
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Hallelujah.
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Sister helped to trim the sail.
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Hallelujah. Hey, buddy, check it out, a
hubcap.
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We're out here, baby.
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Dad!
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Dad! What happened?
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Oh my gosh, Dad!
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Whoa.
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Is he dead?
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You killed him!
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It was the truck's fault!
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You guys, like, go be positive and
stuff.
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Me and Beavis are going to go notify the
next of kin.
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I am the next of kin. He's my dad,
remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, your dad's dead.
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It wasn't our fault. It was the truck's
fault.
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Dad! So, uh, I guess he won't mind if we
go now.
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Dad! Come on, Beavis.
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What a crybaby.
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I guess I'm going to read a magazine
here.
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Uh, you don't know how to read, Beavis?
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Yeah, I do. I can sort of read.
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And, um, besides, there's, like, lots of
pictures of cleavage in the back of
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this magazine.
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You mind if I, um, if I just read this
magazine for a while?
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Uh, I don't give a rat's ass what you
do, Beavis.
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Okay.
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Oh, boy.
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Yeah.
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This magazine's pretty cool, yeah.
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Whoa, check it out.
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Wow.
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Whoa.
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That's something else.
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I'm not going to ask you what you're
looking at, Viva, but quit trying.
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I'll be damned.
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Whoa, check it out.
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Isn't that dude from Love Boat?
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Look, he looks all old.
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He's like, like he has a dog.
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And I think that's a fun.
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That's great.
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What is this we're watching, butthead?
Uh, nothing.
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Do you have any other magazines?
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Uh, no. Just this one.
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Uh, can I read it when you're done?
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Um, no.
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No, you can't.
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This is mine. It's for me.
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It's for me to read.
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Leave us.
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While this guy was working construction,
he had, like, this big pole, like...
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shoved through his butt and came out the
other end, and it's like, um, he's
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still alive.
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And he has a gigantic bunghole now.
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Where'd you get that, Beavis?
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I got it in the dentist's office.
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They're, like, just there. They're free.
You can just take them.
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Boy, this is boring.
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Where is that dentist's office, Beavis?
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You know where it is? It's over there by
Maxi Mart. Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna go get a magazine.
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Okay. All right. See you later.
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For today's positive activity, you're
going to wash my wagon here.
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Um, that's not what my dad said we were
going to do. Your dad's not here, boy.
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And for the tenth time, if you don't
shut up, I'm going to positively kill
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Are you sure?
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Uh, I'm positive.
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Well, you just better start to remember,
Mr. Buzzcut says I can keep you in
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detention for as long as it takes.
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Beavis, you hellspawn! Do you know where
my credit cards are?
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No, sir.
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Positively not.
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Positive.
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I don't really feel like staring at this
guy's face, butthead. Can you change
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the channel?
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You'll probably just have to stare at
some other face.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoa, check it out.
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They got some of that Keo -Tep -Kate up
there. Up above the guy's hand.
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Uh... Oh, yeah, that is Keo -Tep -Kate.
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You know, um... That stuff, like, um...
You know, like, tastes really bad.
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And, um, it's expensive.
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But then, like, it doesn't really work.
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Really?
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It's supposed to be for diarrhea.
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So I took it for, like, a whole week,
and I never got diarrhea.
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And then about four days later, this
drink pooped out of my butt.
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Cool. Yeah, well, it's pretty cool.
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It was, like, really big, and it was,
like...
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I can show it to you if you want.
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You still have it?
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Oh, yeah, I still have it.
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It's in my underwear drawer.
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Beaver.
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I'm going to pretend I didn't hear any
of this.
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Why?
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