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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:20,820 Let me remind you, class, that this will be on the test, okay? 2 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,360 So then the other dude's like, excuse me, sir. 3 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:27,860 What I said was, put a flower in your buttonhole. 4 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,980 Attention all students and faculty. 5 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:39,800 I have an urgent announcement, and you all need to listen very carefully. 6 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:45,080 That dude looks like he put a flower in your buttonhole. 7 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,300 Your buttonhole. 8 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,720 Highland High has just received a bomb threat. 9 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:58,860 We are asking all students and teachers to cooperate in the total and immediate 10 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:00,600 evacuation of the school. 11 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,440 Okay, 12 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:10,220 class, let's not panic in making our exit. See if you can utilize the 13 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:12,860 we learned last week about synergy and click. 14 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,440 So it's like he said, excuse me, sir. 15 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:21,020 I thought it put a flower in your buttonhole. 16 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,900 It's like he was supposed to put it in his buttonhole. 17 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:30,020 But he put it in his butt. 18 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:38,860 Uh... Did it, like, get quiet? 19 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:40,580 What? 20 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,080 Um... This is Sandal Weisberger. 21 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:51,020 bringing you a chilling expose on a violent new platform threatening the 22 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:53,000 driver of our nation's youth. I don't know. 23 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:56,520 Join me. Whoa. 24 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:01,020 This dude should, like, get a better apartment. Yeah, it's like, we may not 25 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:03,920 millionaires, but it's like, at least we have decent places to live. 26 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:08,880 Uh, no we don't. Oh, yeah, well, at least we're pretty happy. 27 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:10,620 No, we're not. 28 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:13,480 Well, at least we have, like, lots of friends. 29 00:02:14,559 --> 00:02:16,140 Eh, not really. 30 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,020 Are we healthy? 31 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,040 No. 32 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,140 Our life, fuck. 33 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,320 Yeah. We're cool. 34 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:35,300 These dampers are pretty cool. 35 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,640 Yeah, but it's like, they're too easy. 36 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:39,760 Check this out. 37 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:51,990 Remember this one? 38 00:02:58,450 --> 00:03:02,430 How about this one? 39 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:08,270 Next 40 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:15,250 time we 41 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,830 go to a dam, I'm going to, like, pull down my pants and ask a chick to do the 42 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:19,830 gorilla. 43 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,360 Eva, the only dance you know is the monkey. 44 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,800 Oh, yeah. 45 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:28,420 I'm going to go do the monkey right now. 46 00:03:52,829 --> 00:03:53,829 A bomb. 47 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:55,830 Yeah, yeah. A bomb. A bomb. 48 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,410 Cool. 49 00:03:58,190 --> 00:04:02,890 I bet if we had our own bomb, we could, like, you know, blow stuff up. 50 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:04,090 Yeah, yeah. 51 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:06,190 That would rule. 52 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:08,910 Hey, Beavis. 53 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,950 Let's find it. Yeah, let's find it. 54 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:18,729 Hey, Butt -It. 55 00:04:18,730 --> 00:04:21,589 I bet if we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us. 56 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:24,990 Yeah. We could make him hang out with us. 57 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:28,270 Come on, let's find it. 58 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:34,630 Where is it? 59 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:38,070 Nope, it's not in here. 60 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:40,950 It's not in here. 61 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:44,610 Snake. 62 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,590 Here, Bob. 63 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:48,649 Come on. 64 00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:50,090 Right over here. Hey, Bela. 65 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:55,710 When we find it, we should, like, go to one of those banks and then, like, blow 66 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:57,750 up the safe where they keep all the money and stuff. 67 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,170 He bought it! He bought it! I found it! I found the bomb! 68 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:05,150 Beavis, you dill hole, that's not a bomb. 69 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,990 That's, like, one of those things, you know, like we have one at Burger World. 70 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:10,630 Oh, yeah. 71 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:16,050 Uh, hey, Beavis, listen. 72 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:19,210 Um, what? 73 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,230 Where the hell is this bomb? 74 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,990 It could have been blowing stuff up by now. 75 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:43,990 Hey, put it, put it, check it out. I found the bomb. I found the bomb. 76 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:45,870 Whoa. 77 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:49,410 Give it here, monkey spank. No way, butt knocker. I'm the one who found it. 78 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:51,190 Give it back. 79 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:57,530 Damn it, Beaver. Hey, you two! Put that down! 80 00:05:57,930 --> 00:06:01,190 Now! Uh, no. 81 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:05,610 We were here first. Come on, boys. You're holding a bomb. 82 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:07,350 Don't do anything stupid. 83 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:15,910 Uh... Do you idiots even realize the danger you're 84 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,250 in? Uh, no. 85 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,270 Uh, that's fucked. 86 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:28,329 Yeah, really. 87 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:29,410 What a wussy bomb. 88 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:34,450 That's not a bomb, you morons. It's just a damn cooking timer. 89 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:36,550 It wasn't even loud. 90 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:37,930 Yeah, really. 91 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,410 There's like no destruction. 92 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:40,910 Yeah. 93 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,090 Okay, 94 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:50,690 we've got chicks. We've got computer stuff. 95 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,220 I think this is going to be some kind of chick in the future video. 96 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,200 Yeah, as long as they're in my future, that's cool. 97 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:00,800 I see a hand in your future, Beavis. 98 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,700 Your hand. 99 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,380 Okay. 100 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,320 Oh, it's him! It's him! It's a Rickalot! Oh, yeah. 101 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:13,820 Cool. 102 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,540 You hardly ever see this dude on TV. 103 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:17,760 I'm just going to listen. 104 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,500 Yeah, really. 105 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,460 He might talk about butts again. 106 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,300 This guy rules. 107 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,600 Yeah. 108 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,720 See? See? He said he still likes butts. See? Yeah. 109 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,360 Whoa. 110 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:42,820 It's like, he's got all these chicks around him who would probably do it with 111 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,760 him. And all he talks about is how he's going to ride one of those bikes. 112 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,880 I don't know, buddy. Those bikes look pretty cool. 113 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,080 Yeah, you can go ride one of those bikes and I'll be scoring. 114 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:57,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be cool. I mean... No! 115 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,240 Dumbass. 116 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,560 You know, 117 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,740 like, sometimes when I think about my dad... 118 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:08,130 I always imagined that he'd sir mix a lot. 119 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:13,030 What do you wish, Beaver? Your dad was probably that roadie for the Marshall 120 00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:13,949 Tucker band. 121 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:14,950 No way, buddy. 122 00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:17,030 That guy could have been your dad, too, you know. 123 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:19,710 Oh, yeah. 124 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:23,290 Get him on camera. 125 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:26,610 I'm on ya. I'm on ya. 126 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:37,620 We in the house. 127 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,120 Get it on camera. 128 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:45,920 Well, we searched the premises, but we came up empty. Now the bomb squad's 129 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,140 telling us it's only a hoax. 130 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,200 What are you talking about? 131 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,440 Any imbecile can see a bomb went off in here. 132 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:57,740 The man on the phone said it was placed in the cafeteria last night. 133 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,600 We'll keep looking, but with this mess, it could take a while. 134 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:07,320 What about you two? What happened in here? 135 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,360 Uh, 136 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,860 a bomb went off, sir. 137 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,120 So, 138 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:15,840 uh, can we go home now? 139 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,620 We're scared and stuff. 140 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,400 Yeah, I guess. 141 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,640 Get on your way, boys. 142 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,540 That was cool. 143 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:41,140 Hey, buddy, I know I talk about turds a lot, but, boy, these things really look 144 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,140 like turds. 145 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:46,140 I talk a lot about turds, too, Bela. Don't worry about it. 146 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Oh, okay. 147 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:58,240 Your anus is 148 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,240 cool. 149 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,340 Yeah, yeah, thanks. 150 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,520 My anus is pretty cool. 151 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:06,630 Damn it, Beaver. Shut up. 152 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,630 I was talking about the planet. 153 00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:16,490 Whoa, check it out. A flying poop tart. 154 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:22,350 They had to do that. They had to make them, you know, like poop tarts. You put 155 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,350 them in the toaster. 156 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,950 Then when they popped out, they'd go poop. 157 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:27,450 Yeah. 158 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:33,810 Stop the car, dude. 159 00:10:35,659 --> 00:10:37,080 I just thought of something. 160 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,480 You know what would be funny? 161 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,640 While they were driving under that girl like that, you know, since they have a 162 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,720 convertible, you know what? It would have been funny if she pooped on them. 163 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:49,880 Okay, Beaver. 164 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,520 That's enough about poop. 165 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,540 I'll just talk about wee -wee. 166 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,980 Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. 11192