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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:08,460 Well, class, this will be my last day as your teaching assistant. 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,120 I just wanted to say a few words of goodbye to the young women here. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:17,260 This has been the most depressing experience of my career. 4 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,460 I have never encountered a more sexist classroom. 5 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:27,320 I pity you and I fear for your futures. That is why I am urging all of you young 6 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:31,100 females to join the Sisters of the Highland Society for Women. 7 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:35,140 We will be meeting at the community center to discuss our plans to picket 8 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:39,600 Cineplex 5, which continues to debase womankind by promoting films featuring 9 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,060 actresses with breast augmentation. 10 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:46,260 Hey, buddy, I think that chick up there wants us. 11 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,940 Yeah, probably. 12 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:55,520 The kind of inspiring women who refuse to prostitute themselves. 13 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:58,020 Whoa, prostitutes. 14 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:03,490 Those are like those chicks who do it for money. Oh, yeah, yeah. That would be 15 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:04,490 cool. 16 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:08,590 Uh, hey, does that mean they do it for money? 17 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:13,850 No. These women offer their services to the community strictly for free. 18 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,710 More there, dude. 19 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,810 Uh, this sounds different. 20 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,070 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was slower before. 21 00:01:31,410 --> 00:01:35,690 Yeah, and she was walking slower before, too, and she had bigger hooters. 22 00:01:38,550 --> 00:01:45,350 You know, I sure would like to do Madonna. Yeah, me 23 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:48,170 too. I'd like to have sex with her. 24 00:01:48,610 --> 00:01:49,930 That would rule. 25 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,060 Yeah, that's what I meant, too. 26 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:54,840 Kick ass. 27 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:05,100 Madonna looks pretty normal here. Yeah, really. 28 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,979 She just looks like a normal white -haired old lady walking down the street 29 00:02:08,979 --> 00:02:09,839 get some groceries. 30 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,460 You know what I'm saying? Uh, yeah. 31 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,860 But for, you know, like an old white -haired lady, she still looks pretty 32 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,260 Oh, yeah, no, no, I'd do her. 33 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:19,990 Oh, yeah. I mean, I'd do her, yeah. I'm not saying that. 34 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,830 You'd do your old white -haired grandma if you got the chance. 35 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:25,089 No way, butthead. 36 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:28,170 My grandma's got, like, brown kind of purple hair. 37 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:30,910 It's not white. Uh, oh, yeah. 38 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,800 Shut up, bunghole. 39 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:54,180 Madonna's always, like, masturbating during her videos. 40 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:57,200 Yeah, yeah, so am I, you know, during her videos. 41 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:02,320 Yeah, but, like, when she masturbates, she's still doing it with Madonna. 42 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,860 When you spank your monkey, you're just doing it with beaver. 43 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,640 Little beaver. 44 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,880 Boy, if I was Madonna, I would, like, fondle my boobs constantly. 45 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:24,880 And that is why we're also beginning a grassroots 46 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:30,940 campaign to change the spelling of the word woman to W -O -M -Y -N. 47 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:34,330 We're not just men plus two little letters anymore. 48 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:43,830 Hey, but isn't that sign spelled wrong? 49 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:48,470 Cool. Stupid chicks really put out. 50 00:03:54,550 --> 00:04:00,050 Welcome to the Highland Society for Women. Would you like to sign our 51 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:01,050 list? 52 00:04:02,769 --> 00:04:05,430 Hey, did you know your sign is spelled wrong? 53 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:13,690 Well, look how many chicks there are, butthead. 54 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,130 That's cool. 55 00:04:16,329 --> 00:04:18,829 I didn't know this town had so many sluts. 56 00:04:22,190 --> 00:04:25,910 I'd like to open the second half of tonight's meeting of the Highland 57 00:04:25,910 --> 00:04:29,310 for Women by welcoming two important new groups. 58 00:04:29,630 --> 00:04:33,350 The first is the Highland Sisterhood for Militant Feminism. 59 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:41,050 The second is two young non -women who have joined us from Highland High. It is 60 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:45,630 encouraging to all of us that you have decided to mend your ways and join us in 61 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:47,150 the fight against the patriarchy. 62 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:51,850 But I think they want us. 63 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:53,390 Yeah. 64 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:55,990 We're going to score. 65 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:06,550 Hey, bud, if these chicks, like, do it for free, then how come there aren't any 66 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:07,550 other guys here? 67 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:11,690 Dammit, Beavis, we've got a room full of chicks here who do it for free, and all 68 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:13,950 you can think about is how come there aren't more guys here? 69 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:16,730 Yeah, yeah, how come? 70 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:21,090 Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you. 71 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,000 So, uh, you chicks want to, like, get it on or something? 72 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:34,020 We prefer to be referred to as women. 73 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:41,060 So, uh, you, uh, women want to get it on? 74 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:42,940 Jerk! 75 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,140 Wussy. You can't even score with chicks who do it for free. 76 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:52,640 No way, butthole. They were just playing hard to get. It's supposed to, like, 77 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:53,780 turn us on and stuff. 78 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,080 Oh, yeah. 79 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,100 It's working. 80 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:57,980 Hey, buddy, check them out. 81 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,900 I am drawn to them, as if by a power greater than my wiener. 82 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:12,060 Women right now. 83 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,380 Women right now. 84 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,380 So, um, do you want to do it? 85 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,500 Ow! 86 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,680 Ah! 87 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:25,460 Hey, buddy, what the hell's going on? Ow! Damn it, Beavis, if you want to... 88 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,460 You gotta be smooth, dumbass. 89 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,880 Hey, baby. 90 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,880 Hey, baby. Where are you? 91 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:38,780 Oh, 92 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:45,780 yeah. 93 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,960 I've seen this video before. 94 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,240 A chick squats later. 95 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:52,580 You know. 96 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:55,250 Really? Can you see some cheek? 97 00:06:57,910 --> 00:06:58,970 Oh, I don't know. 98 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:05,350 I think this is the Jesus and Mary chain. 99 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,550 Quit cursing, buddy. 100 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,730 I'm not. That's the name of the band, Viva. 101 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,230 Why would anybody name their band that? 102 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:19,610 I mean, like, every time that you, like, say the name of the band, you're like, 103 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:21,940 um... Doing one of those, um, those fins. 104 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:24,620 Yeah. 105 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:28,240 They're going to spend an eternity in hell. 106 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:37,360 But you're probably going to go to hell, 107 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,780 too, because you said the name of the band. 108 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:48,060 You know, this sounds exactly like that song. 109 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:54,430 Get it on. 110 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:56,090 That's what it is. Get it on. 111 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:57,690 Oh, yeah. 112 00:07:58,410 --> 00:07:59,410 Get it on. 113 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:00,970 Bang your schlong. 114 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,030 And then there's that other part. 115 00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:04,430 Get it on. 116 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:05,790 Bang a schlong. 117 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,250 With your dong. 118 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:10,930 Yeah. 119 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:13,590 Schlong. 120 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:19,390 And as I stand. 121 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:24,270 at the scene of the brutal beating of two sex -crazed teenagers, I can only 122 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:29,650 thank God that these brave feminists have finally realized that the only way 123 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:32,409 deal with male chauvinism is by fanatical violence. 124 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:33,770 Violence! 125 00:08:34,169 --> 00:08:38,250 Violence! Hey, beaver. 126 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:42,340 When those chicks were kicking me, I, like, touched their thingies. 127 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,920 Me too. 128 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,100 And, like, one of them touched my nads with her fist. 129 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,340 It hurt, but it was still pretty cool. 130 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,600 Yeah. 131 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:57,080 We gotta go back. Next time I'm gonna touch their butt. 132 00:09:10,270 --> 00:09:13,170 Whoa. This is that video that's like a plane crash. 133 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:21,090 If I was on a plane and it was crashing, I'd just like run around screaming and 134 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:22,850 stuff just to freak people out even more. 135 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:29,050 Wait a minute. I guess I'd try to like find a chick to do it with me first. 136 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,390 I forgot about that. 137 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:32,670 Yeah. 138 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:36,890 I'd go up to a chick and be like, uh, excuse me. 139 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,240 Do you mind if I use your butt for a flotation device? 140 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:46,900 Cool. 141 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,860 They're all getting ready to crash. 142 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:58,000 The stewardess is like, place your head firmly between your knees and kiss your 143 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 ass goodbye. 144 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:06,920 You know, I'd like to try kissing my ass, you know, but I'm afraid I'd end up 145 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:07,920 sitting on my face. 146 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,200 How come you want to kiss your ass? 147 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,800 I'd like to see what my bunghole looks like. 148 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:17,140 Go for it. 149 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,640 Don't worry, I'll spot you. 150 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,900 Okay, here. 151 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,090 My teeth! 152 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:32,110 Ow! 11115