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I've tried detention, suspension,
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community service, intimidation. Nothing
keeps you two out of trouble.
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Do you want to be expelled outright?
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Kicked out of school for good?
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Condemned to a life of stupidity?
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Robbed of any hope to better yourselves?
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Okay.
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Yeah, me too.
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When do we start?
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Get spelling in here.
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I've tried every form of discipline I
know. It's time for something drastic.
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They're all yours.
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So, you're going to be attending my
sensitivity encounter group.
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Well, I'm thrilled.
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We'll have you in touch with your
feelings in no time.
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Oh, cool, cool.
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I haven't seen this video in a while.
This video kicks ass, buddy.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is that one where they're all huge,
and they're like walking around kicking
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buildings and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, this rule.
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They're like giants.
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Yeah.
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Uh, it's like foe, fee, fum.
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I smell the blood of an English dude.
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Be he live or dead, I will grind his
bone to make my bread.
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Grind his bone.
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Giant beanstalk rule.
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Yeah.
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That would be cool if there were really
giants like this.
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And they were like going around smashing
things.
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Yeah, but it would kind of suck if you
were like a little dude.
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And, like, the giants came by and just,
like, squashed you, and it was, like, no
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big deal.
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Uh, yeah.
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That would hurt. I mean, it's like, you
know, the little ants and stuff that I'm
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always stepping on. I mean, like, what
if they have, like, special feelings?
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And, like, what if they have, like, you
know, like, friends and, like, families?
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Ow!
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Feelings. Oh, yeah.
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You know, it's kind of like that jack
-in -the -bean -stock thing, you know,
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with that big giant... You already said
that, Beavis.
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Really?
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I don't remember. When did that happen?
Beavis, it was like a few seconds ago.
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Remember? When I was doing that C -5 -4
-thumb thing?
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No. I don't remember that. Yes, you do,
Beavis. And then, remember, you started
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talking about, like, ants and stuff?
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No.
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What happened after that?
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Uh, this happened.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I remember now.
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Each of you is here with a longing to
share your feelings, to access your
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vulnerability.
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Michael, why don't you start us off?
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I don't know what to say.
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Michael, share something.
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Share what you're feeling now.
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I guess I'm really just feeling nervous.
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Good. Go with that.
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I guess I'm nervous that you'll all
think I'm a big jerk.
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That, like, as soon as someone really
sees me, they'll know how stupid I am.
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Okay, let's stop right there. Let's have
a reality check.
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Does anyone think Michael's a jerk for
what he just shared?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, me too.
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Jerk. Oh, God. Now, hang on.
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Butthead, perhaps you see a part of
yourself in Michael.
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Yeah. My butt.
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And Beavis, is that what you feel?
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Beavis feels himself.
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Shut up, butthead.
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I'll kick your ass.
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Anger. Good. Go with that.
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Go ahead. Let it flow.
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Beavis, tell butthead how angry you are.
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I'm like angry and stuff.
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Butthead, express your feelings now.
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Tell you what.
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Pretend that pillow is butthead. Really
let your anger flow.
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You see, anger is often the first
doorway into our feelings.
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We pass through it to a deeper inner
self. I'll kill you! I'll kill you! Die!
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Die! Die! You son of a bitch! Go down,
Beavis.
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Die! Die!
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Very good. Very good, Beavis. Hey.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, don't touch me, asswipe. I
think we need a quiet moment now.
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Deep inside us is all the wisdom we
could ever need.
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All we have to do is open to it.
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Be still, and don't be afraid to set
personal goals.
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You are lovable.
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Love yourself.
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Honor what you know. You are wise beyond
words.
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You will get that chick across from you.
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You will see her thingies.
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It's going to be cool.
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Now think about this.
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We are all mirrors for each other, but
seldom do we reflect back the truth.
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Now look at the person across from you
and tell them what you really feel
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inside.
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I think you're bright, you have a lot of
energy, but I feel you hold yourself
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back, behind walls.
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Uh, I think you suck.
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And, uh...
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Let's see.
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You look really old.
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I'm serious. You should look at
yourself.
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You should do something about that.
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Well, it's been a long day, and
hopefully you've all gained new access
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feelings. Beavis and Butthead, you've
made the most progress of all.
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You suck.
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You're a dirty...
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Butthole. Yeah.
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I'm like really pissed off at you.
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Well, often the first feelings are
anger. But soon others will follow, and
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you'll be flowing from the well within.
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Now, go out into the world and radiate
the truth of who you are.
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Whoa,
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cool. That's just like that face you're
about to tell me about, butthead.
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What spaceship?
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You know that one that landed right
outside my window? And then, like, these
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dudes came in the house and, like,
hypnotized me? And then, like, took me
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space and stuff?
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See, check out these marks on my legs.
This is where they tried to experiment
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me. Beaver, that's where you got a
gravel burn trying to look cool on your
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
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And you looked like a dork.
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Yeah,
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I wasn't too good yet.
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Whoa. Check it out, buddy. They're going
to put him in the oven.
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Yeah.
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They're putting him in the oven because
no one likes him anymore.
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I still kind of like him, but, you know,
I think it's cool that they're going to
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put him in the oven. You know.
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Yeah.
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Who are these little guys?
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I think these are like the Feminefrius.
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Mad clobule butt noise?
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Oh, yeah. The seminiferous butt cloy
from outer space.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's what they are.
They're going to climb inside his mouth
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walk down to his wiener. Yeah, yeah.
This is going to be cool.
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You know, if those seminiferous mad
globule butt noise had to walk down my
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and, like, all the way down to my
wiener, that would be a long walk. You
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what I'm saying? You know. Yeah.
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And then they'd probably get lost and
come out your bunghole. Yeah.
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And then I could poop them out.
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Poop!
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Remember that time your mom's cat ate
all that string?
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And then for like a week, she had like
poop on her rope?
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I mean, that was cool.
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It was like sausage, right?
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And that's rope.
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Beavis and Butthead, what have you done
now?
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We just came by to express our feelings.
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Yeah, we're going to let it flow.
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Well,
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that sounds like a step in the right
direction.
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Yeah, I'm going to take a step over in
this direction if you don't mind.
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Feelings are cool.
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Yeah.
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I have a feeling I'm about to take a
leak on this plant.
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Oh, yeah, I feel the same way.
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In fact, I might even take a dump.
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What? Hey, stop!
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What are you doing?
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I'll kill you, you little bastard!
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Oh, no!
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Get out of the pool!
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It wasn't long till I threw up.
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Because I know I'm not inside.
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I'm tired.
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Hey, buddy, you know who these guys are?
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Uh, no, and I don't care either.
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This is Faith No More.
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Yeah, right.
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Faith No More.
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No, no, I'm serious, buddy. See,
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they have a new sound.
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And a new look.
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They just look and sound like everything
else.
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I don't know. It kind of rocks. Shut up,
Viva. I want to lay down.
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Move over. No way.
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No, wait. I want to sit right here and
watch this.
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Come on, Beavis. Get up. No, wait,
butthead.
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I always sit here. Beavis, I'm going to
give you ten seconds to get up.
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I've been sitting here for years, and
you've been sitting there, and it's
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why change now?
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Come on, Beavis.
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Befied, you always sit too close to me.
No, wait.
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If I move over anymore, then there's a
spring that goes up my bunghole.
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Hey, Leva.
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My uncle was over here, and he, like,
left a six -foot poop in the toilet, and
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he didn't flush.
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Really?
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You should check it out. Is it still
there?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm going to go have a look.
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