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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,249 --> 00:00:15,270 Quit jumping on my bells, you punks, or I'll give you something to jump about. 2 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:19,510 Did he just say quit jumping on my balls? 3 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,850 Yeah. Quit jumping on my balls. 4 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:28,210 Here. I'll let you break this bottle out back if you just quit bothering my 5 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:29,570 customers. Cool. 6 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:34,270 Whoa. 7 00:00:35,099 --> 00:00:36,099 Check it out. 8 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:38,640 That's the biggest tire I ever saw. 9 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,840 Yeah. 10 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:43,480 It's just like the ones at the playground, only it isn't bolted down. 11 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:46,000 You know what that means. 12 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,480 I know. 13 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:50,800 It means it's ours. 14 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,520 Cool. 15 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:00,190 Yeah, yeah, really. 16 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,569 Yeah, America's number one, damn it. Yeah, really. 17 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:08,210 Yeah, yeah, America rules. And don't forget it. 18 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:10,990 This guy kicked ass. 19 00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:13,430 Yeah, really. America rules. 20 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:18,830 I'm freaking tired of all these people saying all this bad stuff. Yeah. 21 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,120 Whoa, check out that tornado. 22 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:31,400 Uh, that's not a tornado. That's that Tasmanian devil, dude. Oh, yeah. He 23 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,400 that. 24 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:36,640 Did you ever see that time he beat Fudd's bunny up by the head with a 25 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,080 Uh, yeah. 26 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:42,980 I like the one where they grab Elmer Fudd by the head and pull him through a 27 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:46,160 knot hole in a fence and then beat him in the head over and over again with a 28 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,160 shovel. Oh, yeah. 29 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:49,820 That's kind of harsh, butthead. 30 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,040 Yeah. 31 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,240 Cartoons are cool. 32 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,600 Oh, cool. 33 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:03,240 Look at all that grass flying everywhere. 34 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,480 Yeah. 35 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,640 We could have a party like that and just, like, go outside and get some 36 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,080 and just, like, throw it all over the house and, like, run around. 37 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,400 And that would kick ass. 38 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,059 Yeah, 39 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:15,500 but we'd, like, have to get some chicks to come over first. 40 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,580 Well, I was thinking, like, you know, just you and me could do it, you know? 41 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,680 No, I mean, you know, chicks would be nice, but, you know. 42 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:23,400 You can't get any chicks, you know. 43 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,800 Why stop? 44 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,380 Oh, hang on. 45 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,260 There's a tornado in the audience. 46 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,900 Beavis, you already said that. 47 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,220 No, I didn't. 48 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,340 Yes, you did. Remember? And then I told you it was the Tasmanian devil. 49 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:40,140 I don't remember that. 50 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,060 When did this happen? 51 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,260 It happened just now, Beavis. 52 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,860 Bunghole. Maybe I hurt my head or something. 53 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,730 I'm getting a little ticked off. Go to hell. 54 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:56,370 This tire's heavy. 55 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:00,390 Really? 56 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:07,230 This is hard work. 57 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:08,790 Let's take a break. 58 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,690 I can't. 59 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:12,270 I'm holding the tire button. 60 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:14,130 Oh, yeah. 61 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:15,990 Good job. 62 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,140 Maybe we should, like, take turns or something. 63 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:22,520 Good idea. 64 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,800 I'll go first. 65 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:33,140 That's not really what I meant, but... Beavis, the longer you stand around 66 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:35,500 talking, the harder it's going to be to push me to the top. 67 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:38,600 You'll get your turn on the way back down. 68 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,020 Oh, yeah. 69 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:41,380 Cool. 70 00:03:50,179 --> 00:03:52,840 That would have been a cool buzz if you weren't so slow. 71 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:55,140 Woofy. 72 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,400 Whoa, check this out. 73 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,400 This town looks small. 74 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,080 It's like you can see all the little houses. Check it out, but hey, this is 75 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:03,638 pretty cool. 76 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,580 Shut up and get in the tire, dumbass. 77 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,520 Your jeans. 78 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,340 Oh, it's beautiful, David. 79 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:52,340 Now, the thing to remember about nature photography is that... David? 80 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,180 David! 81 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,960 David! 82 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,540 He's playing a toy. 83 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,000 Oh, check out that chick's panties. 84 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,540 Damn it, Beavis. 85 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:17,160 Don't talk to me when a chick's panties are on TV. 86 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:21,500 It's like you mess up my mind and I can't, like, see the panties right. 87 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,600 Oh, yeah, sorry. 88 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:32,300 I think this is Blue's traveler. 89 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:35,420 No, it's not. Where's that big fat dude? 90 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,520 I think that's him, Beavis. I think he just, like... Lost a lot of weight. 91 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:42,600 Damn it, that pisses me off. Everybody keeps getting skinny. 92 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:47,900 Yeah. He looked better when he was a big, fat slob bouncing around on the 93 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,860 going... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 94 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:57,840 His, like, stomach was hanging over his pants going... Check it out, Ziva. 95 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,960 I'm fingering my lips. 96 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,080 Big, fat dude. 97 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:12,730 Remember that cartoon that had that big fat dude in it and he used to go, hey, 98 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:13,529 hey, hey. 99 00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:17,210 Oh, yeah. And then he had that friend with his eyes cut out of his hat and 100 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:19,850 like go, hey, baby, let's go. 101 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:22,110 Yeah. 102 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,070 See, they used to have cool cartoons. 103 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:27,570 Cartoons now just fuck. 104 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:28,850 Yeah. 105 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:35,330 I don't think Dorothy was this hot in the movie. 106 00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:38,770 Chicks were all, like, ugly and old in time. 107 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:42,310 They looked, like, really messed up. Oh, yeah. 108 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:46,990 I guess that's why old dudes are, like, all cranky and stuff. They're like, back 109 00:07:46,990 --> 00:07:49,870 in my day, you'd hardly ever get wood watching TV. 110 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,570 Yeah. 111 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:10,029 Come on, it's my turn. 112 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:13,430 I don't know, but it made me kind of dizzy. 113 00:08:14,850 --> 00:08:18,330 Well, then you don't have to ride it anymore, woofy. Just push me. 114 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:22,270 Whoa, 115 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:26,690 it's Todd. 116 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,010 Would you like to go for a ride in our tire, sir? 117 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:34,289 You preschoolers are dead, man. 118 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:37,230 You made me spill beer all over my pants. 119 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:39,860 We're sorry, sir. 120 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,539 Uh, want me to kick Beavis' ass for you? 121 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:45,820 That won't be necessary, man. 122 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,080 Yeah. 123 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,000 Teach him a lesson. 124 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,600 Watch where you're going all the time, Beavis. 125 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:57,880 What? 126 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,740 Now it's my turn. 127 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,350 Yep, there's some water. 128 00:09:23,410 --> 00:09:27,190 I'm getting sick and tired of these Mardaff videos where there's, like, you 129 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:30,970 know, college dudes, and they're, like, in the water, and they're, like, you 130 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,830 know, being all Mardaff. 131 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:34,810 Yeah, yeah, really. 132 00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:39,690 Uh, maybe we should turn the TV off. 133 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:42,710 Okay, yeah. 134 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,090 Yeah, turn it off, okay? 135 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,830 So, um, how's it going? 136 00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,970 Uh, pretty good. 137 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,990 So, um, so what'd you do today? 138 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:10,650 Uh, I've been sitting here all day, Beavis. 139 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:12,050 Oh, yeah, yeah. 140 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,310 Okay. 141 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,270 So, um, you been getting any? 142 00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:23,730 Uh, 143 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,010 no. 144 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:29,890 So, 145 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,190 um, what's on TV? 146 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:34,710 Uh, I don't know, let's see. 147 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:36,710 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. 148 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:38,510 Oh, cool, a video. 149 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:40,330 Ah, that's all right. 150 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:51,800 I'm talking about the beavers and the butthead coming right back. 10106

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