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Quit jumping on my bells, you punks, or
I'll give you something to jump about.
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Did he just say quit jumping on my
balls?
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Yeah. Quit jumping on my balls.
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Here. I'll let you break this bottle out
back if you just quit bothering my
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customers. Cool.
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Whoa.
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Check it out.
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That's the biggest tire I ever saw.
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Yeah.
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It's just like the ones at the
playground, only it isn't bolted down.
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You know what that means.
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I know.
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It means it's ours.
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Cool.
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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Yeah, America's number one, damn it.
Yeah, really.
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Yeah, yeah, America rules. And don't
forget it.
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This guy kicked ass.
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Yeah, really. America rules.
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I'm freaking tired of all these people
saying all this bad stuff. Yeah.
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Whoa, check out that tornado.
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Uh, that's not a tornado. That's that
Tasmanian devil, dude. Oh, yeah. He
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that.
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Did you ever see that time he beat
Fudd's bunny up by the head with a
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Uh, yeah.
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I like the one where they grab Elmer
Fudd by the head and pull him through a
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knot hole in a fence and then beat him
in the head over and over again with a
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shovel. Oh, yeah.
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That's kind of harsh, butthead.
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Yeah.
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Cartoons are cool.
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Oh, cool.
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Look at all that grass flying
everywhere.
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Yeah.
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We could have a party like that and
just, like, go outside and get some
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and just, like, throw it all over the
house and, like, run around.
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And that would kick ass.
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Yeah,
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but we'd, like, have to get some chicks
to come over first.
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Well, I was thinking, like, you know,
just you and me could do it, you know?
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No, I mean, you know, chicks would be
nice, but, you know.
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You can't get any chicks, you know.
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Why stop?
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Oh, hang on.
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There's a tornado in the audience.
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Beavis, you already said that.
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No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did. Remember? And then I told
you it was the Tasmanian devil.
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I don't remember that.
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When did this happen?
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It happened just now, Beavis.
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Bunghole. Maybe I hurt my head or
something.
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I'm getting a little ticked off. Go to
hell.
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This tire's heavy.
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Really?
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This is hard work.
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Let's take a break.
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I can't.
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I'm holding the tire button.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good job.
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Maybe we should, like, take turns or
something.
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Good idea.
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I'll go first.
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That's not really what I meant, but...
Beavis, the longer you stand around
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talking, the harder it's going to be to
push me to the top.
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You'll get your turn on the way back
down.
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Oh, yeah.
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Cool.
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That would have been a cool buzz if you
weren't so slow.
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Woofy.
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Whoa, check this out.
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This town looks small.
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It's like you can see all the little
houses. Check it out, but hey, this is
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pretty cool.
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Shut up and get in the tire, dumbass.
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Your jeans.
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Oh, it's beautiful, David.
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Now, the thing to remember about nature
photography is that... David?
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David!
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David!
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He's playing a toy.
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Oh, check out that chick's panties.
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Don't talk to me when a chick's panties
are on TV.
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It's like you mess up my mind and I
can't, like, see the panties right.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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I think this is Blue's traveler.
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No, it's not. Where's that big fat dude?
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I think that's him, Beavis. I think he
just, like... Lost a lot of weight.
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Damn it, that pisses me off. Everybody
keeps getting skinny.
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Yeah. He looked better when he was a
big, fat slob bouncing around on the
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going... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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His, like, stomach was hanging over his
pants going... Check it out, Ziva.
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I'm fingering my lips.
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Big, fat dude.
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Remember that cartoon that had that big
fat dude in it and he used to go, hey,
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hey, hey.
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Oh, yeah. And then he had that friend
with his eyes cut out of his hat and
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like go, hey, baby, let's go.
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Yeah.
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See, they used to have cool cartoons.
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Cartoons now just fuck.
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Yeah.
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I don't think Dorothy was this hot in
the movie.
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Chicks were all, like, ugly and old in
time.
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They looked, like, really messed up. Oh,
yeah.
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I guess that's why old dudes are, like,
all cranky and stuff. They're like, back
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in my day, you'd hardly ever get wood
watching TV.
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Yeah.
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Come on, it's my turn.
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I don't know, but it made me kind of
dizzy.
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Well, then you don't have to ride it
anymore, woofy. Just push me.
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Whoa,
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it's Todd.
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Would you like to go for a ride in our
tire, sir?
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You preschoolers are dead, man.
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You made me spill beer all over my
pants.
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We're sorry, sir.
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Uh, want me to kick Beavis' ass for you?
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That won't be necessary, man.
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Yeah.
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Teach him a lesson.
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Watch where you're going all the time,
Beavis.
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What?
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Now it's my turn.
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Yep, there's some water.
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I'm getting sick and tired of these
Mardaff videos where there's, like, you
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know, college dudes, and they're, like,
in the water, and they're, like, you
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know, being all Mardaff.
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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Uh, maybe we should turn the TV off.
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Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, turn it off, okay?
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So, um, how's it going?
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Uh, pretty good.
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So, um, so what'd you do today?
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Uh, I've been sitting here all day,
Beavis.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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So, um, you been getting any?
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Uh,
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no.
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So,
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um, what's on TV?
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Uh, I don't know, let's see.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
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Oh, cool, a video.
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Ah, that's all right.
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I'm talking about the beavers and the
butthead coming right back.
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