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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:12,640 Give me a pack of menthol 100s and a lottery ticket. 2 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,500 Hey, Beavis. 3 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,558 There's a check. 4 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,340 Yeah. Go talk to her, buddy. Come on. 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,320 You can have this one, dude. 6 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,220 I'm going to wait for something better. 7 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:27,820 Yeah. I think she wants me anyways. 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,420 Go talk to her. 9 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,400 Okay. 10 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:36,180 Yeah. 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,280 Talk to her. 12 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,790 Yeah, I should do that, huh? Yeah, that would be cool. 13 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:43,630 We're gonna score. 14 00:00:45,510 --> 00:00:48,710 Shana, would you hurry up and get your funky butt out of the bed? Oh, did you 15 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:50,870 hear that? She just called her monkey butt. Yeah. 16 00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:53,170 That was pretty cool. 17 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:58,690 I'm getting kind of sick of Janet Jackson. 18 00:00:58,970 --> 00:00:59,970 Yeah. 19 00:01:00,530 --> 00:01:03,950 She always has a bunch of chicks sitting around talking before the video. 20 00:01:07,229 --> 00:01:08,530 That's a pretty nice hotel. 21 00:01:08,810 --> 00:01:12,990 Yeah. When you're, like, rich and famous, you can stay in those really 22 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:17,790 hotels where they have, like, adult videos and hourly rates and stuff like 23 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:21,010 How come hotels have hourly rates anyway? 24 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:25,710 Because, dumbass, it only takes, like, an hour to do it. Wow. 25 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:27,390 A whole hour? 26 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:30,610 A whole whore. 27 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:33,810 A whole whore. 28 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:38,050 You can get on the phone and be like, uh, room service? 29 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:44,270 I'd like, uh, some bacon and a couple cokes and a bunch of whores. 30 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:47,210 Yeah, yeah. 31 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:49,550 And a side order of poop. 32 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:56,330 Uh, what did you say, Beaver? I was just saying, um, and a side order of poop. 33 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,010 You know. 34 00:01:59,050 --> 00:02:00,150 Oh, boy. 35 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,570 You just sent my boner into the ground. 36 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:08,110 Sorry about that. 37 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:11,850 Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool. 38 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:18,150 To go with the horror, you know. 39 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:19,870 Shut up, Leva. 40 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:21,910 Excuse me. 41 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:28,000 Are those bunghole boys you're wearing? 42 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:29,540 Yes. 43 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,120 Bunghole boys. 44 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,180 You want this? 45 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,000 Can you handle this? 46 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,680 Could you handle this, Beavis? 47 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,500 Yes. 48 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:45,660 If I can handle this, I can probably handle that. 49 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:59,040 What are you doing, Beavis? I'm doing my monkey boy. 50 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,420 Damn it, Beavis. Get down. 51 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:04,260 I am getting down. 52 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,820 Rat -a -tat -tat, badass. 53 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,600 Hey, 54 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,279 you boneheads. 55 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:24,820 You come in here every Friday night. You stand there for six hours scaring off 56 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:25,819 my customers. 57 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:27,680 And all you ever buy is one damn soda. 58 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,700 Uh, yeah? 59 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,420 You little turds will never get near a woman. Now finish your sodas and get 60 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,680 Uh, maybe that guy is right, Beavis. 61 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:43,720 Yeah, we probably should buy something else, like something to eat. 62 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,900 Uh, how much money you got? 63 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,480 Ah, never in a damn dime. 64 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,330 Hello? 65 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,290 Hey! 66 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:12,590 We want, like, some service or something. 67 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,290 We want some service, dammit! 68 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:17,370 Is 69 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:26,010 anyone 70 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:27,870 gonna ring us up? What's going on? 71 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,750 Don't worry, dude. I know how to work one of these. 72 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:35,130 Check this out. 73 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:39,279 Evening, ladies. 74 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,520 Will that be all for you? 75 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,580 Come on, butthead, I was here first. 76 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,860 Dammit, Beavis, can't you see I'm working? 77 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:49,760 Well, uh, would you like anything else with that, ladies? 78 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,160 What in the hell? 79 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,400 Police, this is Maxi Mark. I got a robbery in progress. 80 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,020 Armed? Aren't all kids armed? 81 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:08,720 Okay, where are you now? I'm in the back room. 82 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,540 Okay, well, just stay there. We'll send some men right over. 83 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,540 I got him now. 84 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,160 Uh, let's see. 85 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,480 Damn it, I've done this before at Burger World. 86 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:24,140 Uh, 87 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,000 I'll be with you ladies in a minute. 88 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,180 I was first, you know. 89 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,780 But you can go. 90 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,160 That's the kind of guy I am. 91 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:37,180 Attention! 92 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,740 We have the place surrounded. 93 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,360 Whoa. Check it out. 94 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,520 Maybe they're gonna, like, shoot someone. 95 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:46,580 Cool. 96 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,760 Steady. Steady, boys. 97 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:53,020 I don't want a lot of bloodshed. 98 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,120 I'll get it. 99 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,460 Uh, hello? 100 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,160 Maxi Mart, may I help you? 101 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:07,630 Listen, this is Police Captain Finnelli. We don't want anyone to get hurt. 102 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:10,910 You tell us your demands and we'll work this thing out together. 103 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,250 Hello? 104 00:06:14,810 --> 00:06:16,790 Just tell us what you want. Anything. 105 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:18,390 Really? 106 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,450 Hey, Beavis. He says we can have anything we want. 107 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:25,030 And he's a cop. 108 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:29,210 Get nachos. Get some nachos. 109 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:33,070 Uh, could we have some nachos? 110 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:36,130 Nachos? Uh, okay. 111 00:06:37,370 --> 00:06:38,910 That would be cool. 112 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:44,150 And, uh, like, uh, some burritos and corn nuts. 113 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,210 Yeah, yeah, and some string cheese. 114 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:47,410 Yeah. 115 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:51,230 Uh, can we, like, give some stuff to these two chicks? 116 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,020 Would you care for a wiener? 117 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,740 Where the hell are the cops? What are they waiting for? 118 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,740 You sons of bitches, get out of my store! 119 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,480 I got a gun back there. You come in here again, I'm gonna use it. 120 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,940 Freeze! 121 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Hey, 122 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,840 Butt -head, how are you singing? Shut up, Beavis. Oh, my God. 123 00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:32,770 You may be about to see the coolest video you have ever seen in your life. 124 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:34,510 Now, Beavis? 125 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:38,850 Uh... Beavis? 126 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:43,650 Uh... Beavis? 127 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:53,710 This guy's probably just like a stuntman or something. 128 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:55,970 I bet he's not even in the band, huh? 129 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,790 Like, what's this song supposed to be about, anyway? 130 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:06,150 Whoa. 131 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:12,050 Look at that dude back there. 132 00:08:15,970 --> 00:08:16,970 Beavis? 133 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,810 Beavis? Are you there? 134 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:23,550 Beavis, what's your problem? 135 00:08:29,359 --> 00:08:33,260 Beavis, it's not even real. It's just, like, specially packed. 136 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,179 Oh, no. 137 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:39,520 Oh, no. 138 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,620 This is cool. 139 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:45,180 This is a damn good video. 140 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,240 It's like... Beavis, are you going to say anything? 141 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,640 No. 142 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,880 Damn it, Beavis. Snap out of it. 143 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,180 Dumbass. 144 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,360 I'm going to change the channel. Butthead, I'm only going to tell you 145 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:04,220 If you touch that remote, I'm going to kick your ass. Yeah, right. 146 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:08,340 Damn it, Beaver. Nap out of it right now. 147 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:16,560 Oh, what happened? Where am I? 148 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,340 You're right here, Beaver. 149 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,080 What's your problem? 150 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:26,140 Oh, I just, like, blacked out or something. What's going on? 151 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:29,690 We just saw a dude running around on fire. 152 00:09:29,910 --> 00:09:31,250 No way, really? And I missed it? 153 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:34,030 Uh, no, you saw the whole thing, dumbass. 154 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,250 Wow. 155 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,490 I don't know. I wasn't here. 156 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,410 My nails! 157 00:09:44,890 --> 00:09:45,890 Captain, they're clean. 158 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,150 No guns? 159 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:51,010 Uh, that guy inside, like, threatened us with a gun. 160 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:54,150 Really? Yeah, he said he was gonna shoot us. 161 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,080 I thought this whole thing started. 162 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,340 Well, I think we've been had, boys. 163 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:00,800 Let's go in and get them. 164 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,760 Wait, 165 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:12,940 what are you doing? 166 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:17,380 Well, 167 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,720 you boys made it through a rough ordeal and you managed to keep your cool. 168 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,020 You should be proud. 169 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:25,550 Yeah. 170 00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:27,250 We're pretty cool. 11095