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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:08,990 Thank you, my friend. 2 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,950 Whoa, check it out. A bomb. 3 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:18,790 Hey, hey, Mr. Hairdo. What's the best nation in the world? 4 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:25,210 Donation. Now, what's the best city in the world? 5 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:31,070 Generosity. Hey, come on, boys. How about putting something in the cup? 6 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:33,490 No. 7 00:00:34,290 --> 00:00:35,290 Come on, guys. 8 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:36,790 Give me just a little money. 9 00:00:37,650 --> 00:00:38,910 Whoa, there is money in there. 10 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:42,650 Whoa, is that all you got to do to get money around here? 11 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:44,490 Cool. 12 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:48,990 Beavis, I have seen the way. 13 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:56,210 I wonder what the rest of her body looked like. 14 00:00:57,910 --> 00:00:58,910 Oh, yeah. 15 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:00,740 Thank you very much. Yeah. 16 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:02,940 Thank you. May I have another? 17 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:10,960 Uh, what TV show is this chick on? 18 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:16,120 Um, let's see. Family Tithe, Full House, My Two Dads, Growing Pains, One Day at 19 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,280 a Time. Uh, no. 20 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:23,260 Norris Place, Northern Exposure, What's Happening, Good Times, Jefferson. Shut 21 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:23,939 up, Beaver. 22 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:25,780 Uh, oh, she looks like that. 23 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:30,310 That chick that used to be young and have big hooters. Oh, yeah. 24 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:33,950 She was, like, you know, like, married to that dude and living with her 25 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:36,930 Now she does those commercials for, like, hungry foreign kids. 26 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:41,370 Oh, yeah, yeah. And she's also on that commercial for the Career Institute. 27 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:46,210 Where she's going, like, you can get a wonderful new career and an associate's 28 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:51,170 degree in business management, estate tech, court reporter, computer 29 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:52,510 high school. 30 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:53,610 Yeah. 31 00:01:56,490 --> 00:02:00,470 I was thinking of signing up for that, um, that career institute. And, like, 32 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:02,570 I can be, like, X -Ray technician. 33 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:05,510 And I can, like, look some tech clothes and stuff. 34 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:07,230 That'd be cool. Yeah. 35 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,850 That would be a good job. 36 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:11,170 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. 37 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:17,450 What? 38 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,110 What'd he say? 39 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:23,050 What? I didn't say anything. 40 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:27,040 Oh. I thought you said something like, just now? 41 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,480 Right before I went, didn't you say something? 42 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,540 Uh, no. Really? 43 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,740 I could have sworn I heard you say something like, you said, uh, yeah, that 44 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,860 cool, or something like that. 45 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,400 Uh, no, Beavis, I didn't say anything. 46 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:45,560 You ought to try not saying anything. 47 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:49,340 Okay. Well, you've got to try right now. 48 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:59,500 Uh, what's like the best nation in the world? 49 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:02,940 You're a nation. 50 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,320 We're gonna be rich. 51 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:15,180 You kids are gonna give us hard -working folks 52 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:16,180 a bad reputation. 53 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:19,380 You wanna make some real money, I'll give you some lessons. 54 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,220 But it's gonna cost you a little bit of coinage. 55 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,850 Uh... Beavis has a dollar in his... No way! I don't have a dollar! 56 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:27,270 Besides, I'm saving it for some nachos. 57 00:03:27,710 --> 00:03:30,030 Don't be stupid, Beavis. He'll give you change. 58 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:32,530 Um, okay. 59 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,129 Lesson one. 60 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,610 No matter what, never give anyone change! 61 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:37,970 You got that? 62 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,550 Next, you're gonna need a cup. 63 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,150 Uh, excuse me, sir. 64 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:47,070 Damn it! 65 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:51,130 Why don't you get off the street and get out of my face, you lousy bum? 66 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:54,550 That was cool. 67 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,469 Oh, yeah? 68 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,970 Oh, you think it's cool, huh? 69 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:05,070 See, you look a lot better now. You got the coffee on you and stuff. 70 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:07,630 You smell like an AA meeting. 71 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:10,210 They like that. Play right into their hands, kids. 72 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:11,950 Yeah, cool. 73 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:14,150 Now, you don't want to be shaking an empty cup. 74 00:04:14,610 --> 00:04:15,710 No, no, no. 75 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,880 Put some of your money in there to start it out. 76 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,760 Begging's expensive. 77 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,720 No, that's too much. 78 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,380 People think you're loaded, they won't give you a damn dime. 79 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:32,020 Whoa, you really think someone will give up a dime? 80 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:33,620 No, probably not. 81 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:36,480 Now here comes some coinage. 82 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:41,280 Tell her some kind of sad story, something that'd make God cry, but make 83 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,080 it's something believable. You don't say that you were born without any brains 84 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,079 or fingers. 85 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,600 or something. You know, just say, hello, lady. 86 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:50,140 It's me, Mr. 87 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,180 Goodnight Hairdo. 88 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:53,960 I 89 00:04:53,960 --> 00:05:04,540 was, 90 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,840 like, born without any arms or legs. 91 00:05:07,060 --> 00:05:09,440 Yeah, me too. I was born without any naps. 92 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:11,420 That's terrible. 93 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,160 Yeah, it really sucks. 94 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:16,850 I guess all my kids will be born without nads, too. 95 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:19,150 You dumbass. 96 00:05:19,510 --> 00:05:21,570 I hope they'll be girls. 97 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:26,850 That's terrible what you two boys are doing. Did you ever stop to think that 98 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:29,530 there are other people who really need the money you're collecting? 99 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:32,430 Uh, no. 100 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:38,710 No. But, uh, if you give us money, then we'll, like, give it to other people or 101 00:05:38,710 --> 00:05:39,710 something. 102 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,980 Oh, well, that's nice, I guess. 103 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,340 Yeah, we're gonna buy stuff. 104 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,900 Please give me some money. 105 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,880 I was born without a butt. 106 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,220 When I was born, the doctor slapped my butt. And then he spanked my monkey. 107 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,320 Hey, we don't allow any panhandlers here. 108 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,720 Yeah, Beavis. 109 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,180 What? He doesn't want you hanging around, you know. 110 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,620 Handling your pan? 111 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:09,719 Oh, yeah. 112 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:13,000 Um, don't worry, dude. I tried that once, and I didn't make much money. 113 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,660 Everybody just, like, stared at me and stuff. 114 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:15,920 All right, boys. 115 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,240 Move it along. 116 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,040 Begging sucks. 117 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,080 Yeah. 118 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,760 Donation! 119 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,560 Hey, 120 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:27,580 we want our money back. 121 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:28,740 Yeah, butthole. 122 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,320 Hey, look. 123 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,580 You turd boy. 124 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,760 Here, take your boy something to eat. 125 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,220 Whoa. Yeah. 126 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:47,380 Cheech and Chong? 127 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,440 Yeah. 128 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,720 Cheech and Sloan. 129 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:52,780 Cheech and Sloan. 130 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:00,000 I like these guys because they're stupid. 131 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,780 Remember that album your uncle had with these dudes on it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 132 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:14,799 That was cool. 133 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,400 Remember that one? Remember that guy who was going to go downtown and, like, 134 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:20,280 show his schlong to somebody? 135 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,500 Yeah. 136 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:28,740 I'm going to go downtown, going to see my gal, going to show her my schlong. 137 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:29,920 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 138 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,640 And the guy keeps going, uh, no. 139 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:37,510 Uh, yeah. 140 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:39,730 Uh, yeah. 141 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,330 Uh, yeah. 142 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:43,690 Uh, yeah. 143 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,990 Gonna see my gal. 144 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:51,070 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was a good song. I wonder how they take stuff like 145 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,070 that up. 146 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,330 Yeah. 147 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:56,190 They need to do songs like that again. 148 00:07:57,390 --> 00:08:01,910 Whatever happened to that album? 149 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,030 I broke it, remember? 150 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,440 I slammed it against the wall, and it, like, shattered. Oh, yeah. 151 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,760 That was cool. 152 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:11,819 Yeah, yeah. 153 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,620 Yeah, that was pretty cool. 154 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:21,700 Please help me buy some food and some decent clothing for my two idiot 155 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,700 boys here. 156 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:25,380 I want them to have a better life than I had. 157 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,040 Oh, the poor man. 158 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:28,460 I wish I had more to give. 159 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,240 Raising them must be so difficult. 160 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,880 God, those kids look stupid. 161 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,159 Well, uh... 162 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:38,500 Dad, we got to keep all the coins, right? No! 163 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:40,780 You get to keep all the pennies. 164 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,620 Stop calling me dad, turd boy. 165 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:45,140 Pennies rule. 166 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,920 Thank you, my friend. 167 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,140 Is that all? 168 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,100 Never. 169 00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:52,860 God bless you. 170 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:55,420 Cool. 171 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:06,730 That's the wrong song, Viva. 172 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:10,190 I thought this was something else. I'm sorry. 173 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:15,110 I was thinking of... It sounds just like some other song. What is it? 174 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:19,310 Oh, yeah. What song is that? 175 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:22,190 Oh, I don't know. I don't care. 176 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,310 Yeah. 177 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,870 Check it out, Viva. 178 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:36,000 This is what, like... music videos look like to dogs. Really? 179 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:42,860 Yeah. I thought on TV once that, like, dogs are, like, colorblind and stuff, so 180 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:46,840 they only see black and white. Really? You think that's what a video looks like 181 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,940 to Snoop Doggy Dog? 182 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:51,880 Uh, I don't think Snoop Dog would watch this crap. 183 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,640 Yeah, he'd be like, change the channel, biatch. 184 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,140 Um, they sort of look like, um, those things that hang over the baby cribs. 185 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:03,780 they're like, they're like black and white and stuff. 186 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,560 Uh, what the hell are you talking about? 187 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,560 You know, those things that hang over the cribs. And they're like, um, black 188 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:12,300 white pictures. And like, um, you know, they're supposed to play with them and 189 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,300 stuff. 190 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:14,940 Uh, 191 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:19,320 Beaver, is your mom still giving you baby toys? 192 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,840 She gets them for free out behind Hobby Town Gifts. 193 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,520 They're like, they're like really fun. 194 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,160 Don't laugh. 195 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,620 What? Mess. 196 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:30,140 Mess. 13408