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Thank you, my friend.
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Whoa, check it out. A bomb.
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Hey, hey, Mr. Hairdo. What's the best
nation in the world?
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Donation. Now, what's the best city in
the world?
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Generosity. Hey, come on, boys. How
about putting something in the cup?
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No.
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Come on, guys.
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Give me just a little money.
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Whoa, there is money in there.
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Whoa, is that all you got to do to get
money around here?
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Cool.
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Beavis, I have seen the way.
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I wonder what the rest of her body
looked like.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you very much. Yeah.
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Thank you. May I have another?
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Uh, what TV show is this chick on?
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Um, let's see. Family Tithe, Full House,
My Two Dads, Growing Pains, One Day at
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a Time. Uh, no.
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Norris Place, Northern Exposure, What's
Happening, Good Times, Jefferson. Shut
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up, Beaver.
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Uh, oh, she looks like that.
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That chick that used to be young and
have big hooters. Oh, yeah.
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She was, like, you know, like, married
to that dude and living with her
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Now she does those commercials for,
like, hungry foreign kids.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. And she's also on that
commercial for the Career Institute.
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Where she's going, like, you can get a
wonderful new career and an associate's
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degree in business management, estate
tech, court reporter, computer
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high school.
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Yeah.
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I was thinking of signing up for that,
um, that career institute. And, like,
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I can be, like, X -Ray technician.
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And I can, like, look some tech clothes
and stuff.
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That'd be cool. Yeah.
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That would be a good job.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm
saying.
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What?
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What'd he say?
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What? I didn't say anything.
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Oh. I thought you said something like,
just now?
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Right before I went, didn't you say
something?
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Uh, no. Really?
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I could have sworn I heard you say
something like, you said, uh, yeah, that
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cool, or something like that.
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Uh, no, Beavis, I didn't say anything.
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You ought to try not saying anything.
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Okay. Well, you've got to try right now.
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Uh, what's like the best nation in the
world?
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You're a nation.
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We're gonna be rich.
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You kids are gonna give us hard -working
folks
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a bad reputation.
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You wanna make some real money, I'll
give you some lessons.
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But it's gonna cost you a little bit of
coinage.
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Uh... Beavis has a dollar in his... No
way! I don't have a dollar!
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Besides, I'm saving it for some nachos.
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Don't be stupid, Beavis. He'll give you
change.
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Um, okay.
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Lesson one.
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No matter what, never give anyone
change!
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You got that?
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Next, you're gonna need a cup.
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Uh, excuse me, sir.
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Damn it!
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Why don't you get off the street and get
out of my face, you lousy bum?
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That was cool.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, you think it's cool, huh?
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See, you look a lot better now. You got
the coffee on you and stuff.
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You smell like an AA meeting.
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They like that. Play right into their
hands, kids.
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Yeah, cool.
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Now, you don't want to be shaking an
empty cup.
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No, no, no.
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Put some of your money in there to start
it out.
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Begging's expensive.
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No, that's too much.
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People think you're loaded, they won't
give you a damn dime.
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Whoa, you really think someone will give
up a dime?
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No, probably not.
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Now here comes some coinage.
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Tell her some kind of sad story,
something that'd make God cry, but make
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it's something believable. You don't say
that you were born without any brains
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or fingers.
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or something. You know, just say, hello,
lady.
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It's me, Mr.
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Goodnight Hairdo.
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I
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was,
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like, born without any arms or legs.
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Yeah, me too. I was born without any
naps.
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That's terrible.
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Yeah, it really sucks.
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I guess all my kids will be born without
nads, too.
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You dumbass.
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I hope they'll be girls.
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That's terrible what you two boys are
doing. Did you ever stop to think that
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there are other people who really need
the money you're collecting?
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Uh, no.
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No. But, uh, if you give us money, then
we'll, like, give it to other people or
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something.
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Oh, well, that's nice, I guess.
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Yeah, we're gonna buy stuff.
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Please give me some money.
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I was born without a butt.
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When I was born, the doctor slapped my
butt. And then he spanked my monkey.
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Hey, we don't allow any panhandlers
here.
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Yeah, Beavis.
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What? He doesn't want you hanging
around, you know.
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Handling your pan?
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Oh, yeah.
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Um, don't worry, dude. I tried that
once, and I didn't make much money.
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Everybody just, like, stared at me and
stuff.
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All right, boys.
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Move it along.
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Begging sucks.
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Yeah.
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Donation!
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Hey,
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we want our money back.
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Yeah, butthole.
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Hey, look.
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You turd boy.
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Here, take your boy something to eat.
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Whoa. Yeah.
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Cheech and Chong?
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Yeah.
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Cheech and Sloan.
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Cheech and Sloan.
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I like these guys because they're
stupid.
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Remember that album your uncle had with
these dudes on it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That was cool.
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Remember that one? Remember that guy who
was going to go downtown and, like,
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show his schlong to somebody?
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Yeah.
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I'm going to go downtown, going to see
my gal, going to show her my schlong.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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And the guy keeps going, uh, no.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, yeah.
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Gonna see my gal.
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was a good
song. I wonder how they take stuff like
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that up.
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Yeah.
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They need to do songs like that again.
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Whatever happened to that album?
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I broke it, remember?
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I slammed it against the wall, and it,
like, shattered. Oh, yeah.
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That was cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, that was pretty cool.
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Please help me buy some food and some
decent clothing for my two idiot
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boys here.
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I want them to have a better life than I
had.
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Oh, the poor man.
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I wish I had more to give.
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Raising them must be so difficult.
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God, those kids look stupid.
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Well, uh...
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Dad, we got to keep all the coins,
right? No!
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You get to keep all the pennies.
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Stop calling me dad, turd boy.
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Pennies rule.
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Thank you, my friend.
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Is that all?
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Never.
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God bless you.
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Cool.
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That's the wrong song, Viva.
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I thought this was something else. I'm
sorry.
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I was thinking of... It sounds just like
some other song. What is it?
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Oh, yeah. What song is that?
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Oh, I don't know. I don't care.
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Yeah.
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Check it out, Viva.
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This is what, like... music videos look
like to dogs. Really?
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Yeah. I thought on TV once that, like,
dogs are, like, colorblind and stuff, so
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they only see black and white. Really?
You think that's what a video looks like
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to Snoop Doggy Dog?
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Uh, I don't think Snoop Dog would watch
this crap.
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Yeah, he'd be like, change the channel,
biatch.
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Um, they sort of look like, um, those
things that hang over the baby cribs.
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they're like, they're like black and
white and stuff.
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Uh, what the hell are you talking about?
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You know, those things that hang over
the cribs. And they're like, um, black
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white pictures. And like, um, you know,
they're supposed to play with them and
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stuff.
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Uh,
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Beaver, is your mom still giving you
baby toys?
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She gets them for free out behind Hobby
Town Gifts.
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They're like, they're like really fun.
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Don't laugh.
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What? Mess.
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Mess.
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