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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,409 --> 00:00:09,530 Tomorrow on The Price is Right. 2 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:14,210 And now the exciting conclusion of Naked Chick Killer. 3 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:19,950 But Nikki, I don't have a swimsuit. That's okay. No one's around. 4 00:00:20,350 --> 00:00:21,350 Live a little. 5 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:23,770 They're going to get killed. 6 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:27,450 Hey, 7 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:32,210 this lake is giving me the creeps. Me too. 8 00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:33,610 Let's go. 9 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,130 Screaming is cool. 10 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,870 Yeah. Hey, buddy. 11 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:54,010 Let's go outside and scream. 12 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:55,770 Uh, okay. 13 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:00,030 Hey, 14 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:10,490 that's that guy from Dumb and Dumber. Oh, yeah. 15 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:13,310 I think that's dumb. 16 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:14,650 Oh, yeah. 17 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,320 Whoa. 18 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:18,500 We need to get one of those. 19 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,220 Yeah, yeah, I know. 20 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:27,460 I know, I know. I've been saying that for a long time, but it... Like, we need 21 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:28,860 to get a cool -looking chick. 22 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,980 Maybe then people will start to respect us. 23 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,420 Like, we'll start getting respect, and then we'll get more chicks. 24 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:37,860 And then, like, with more chicks, like, we'll get more respect. And after that, 25 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:38,900 we'll get, like, more money. 26 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,880 We'll get, like, more chicks, more money, and more respect, and we'll just, 27 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:45,660 like, keep on going. And all it takes is just getting that first chick. 28 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:49,500 Yeah, we can just get one chick. I'm not talking about the chick butt munch. 29 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,340 I was talking about that air freshener thing in the car. 30 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,140 Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. 31 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,100 Sorry about that. 32 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,920 Those dudes are stupid. 33 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,300 It's like three guys and one chick, and no one's even trying to score with them. 34 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:06,018 Yeah, really. 35 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:07,940 If it was me back there, I'd be like, 36 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:09,720 Hey, baby. 37 00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:12,340 Mind if I take off my pants? Yeah. 38 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:16,220 That's pretty smooth, baby. Yeah, yeah, I know. 39 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:20,680 And then I'd, like, pull down my pants real slow, like... 40 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:25,620 How 41 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:32,460 come this, this, this, this dork, 42 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:37,180 who, like, has glasses and is ugly, gets all these chicks to line up and talk to 43 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:39,160 him? And we can't even do that. 44 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:44,320 Well, maybe we should try, like, standing outside with one of those coats 45 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,260 and, like, a clipboard and, like, pretend like something cool is 46 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,280 I already tried that one. 47 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,520 Really? Yeah, I've tried everything. 48 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,880 I've tried it with a clipboard. 49 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,200 I've tried it with a notebook. 50 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,280 And I've done it all. It never works. Shut up, Beavis. 51 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,540 Okay, dude, you ready? Yeah. 52 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,000 One, two, three. 53 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:22,620 Oh, cool. 54 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,680 Keep at it. Let's try screaming somewhere else. 55 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,460 Okay. 56 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,570 This is gonna be cool. 57 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,210 Yeah. 58 00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:41,930 I'm gonna scream really loud. 59 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:43,170 Yeah. 60 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,070 Me too. 61 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,710 Who in the hell could that be at this hour? 62 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:17,610 I tell you what, it sure as hell better be Ed McMahon and Dick Clark. 63 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:19,790 Hello, 64 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:36,630 police? 65 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:40,590 This here is Tom Anderson at 4120 Woodrow Court. 66 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:45,030 There's two hoodlums who came by my doorstep and started screaming bloody 67 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:47,610 murder. Hell, I don't know if they're armed. 68 00:04:55,370 --> 00:05:01,930 Shut the hell up! 69 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:04,210 My kids are trying to sleep! 70 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:06,710 Why the hell don't you stop screaming? 71 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:07,970 You're not helping! 72 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:09,030 Oh, yeah! 73 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,300 Well, why don't you stay the hell out of it? Yeah, well, how would you like me 74 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,600 to kick your ass? 75 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,760 This is cool. 76 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,120 Wait, dude. Here comes someone. 77 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:23,260 Let's do it. 78 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:33,760 All right, you little punks, I got you. 79 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,600 Go ahead, scream all you want. 80 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:37,820 Do you like this? 81 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:40,050 Huh? Do you like people screaming? 82 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:48,090 Now, damn it! The last thing I need to deal with are a couple of noise vandals 83 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:54,110 like you! You see, when I hear people screaming, it usually means there's 84 00:05:54,110 --> 00:06:00,230 trouble! But if not, it's just like that little brat who cried wolf. 85 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:05,750 And someday, when there really is trouble, I'm not gonna... 86 00:06:08,219 --> 00:06:12,780 Now, if there really is trouble, all you have to do is call. 87 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:18,840 Here's my number. And if you want to scream, you can scream all you want 88 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,020 your own home. 89 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,220 Just don't do it! 90 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:23,960 Now, 91 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:25,840 put your asses home. 92 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,740 That was cool. 93 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,040 Yes. 94 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:39,690 Whoa, this thing is cool. 95 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:41,830 It's like a dog skull. 96 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:43,130 Yeah. 97 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:45,950 Whoa. 98 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,630 Oh, damn it. 99 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:53,430 Now it's gone. 100 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:54,610 Yeah. 101 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:58,590 Now the dog's gone, and it's just this guy. 102 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:04,640 You get the ankles and I'll get the wrist. You get the ankles and I'll get 103 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,640 wrist. 104 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,960 It all comes down to this. 105 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,680 The wrist. 106 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,920 That's kind of like when that Jimmy Swagger dude says that. 107 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:16,380 I don't know about you, but when I woke up today, I felt good. 108 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,240 I felt like I didn't have to move. 109 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,680 Yeah. 110 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,580 It's like, you need to plant a seed. A seed of faith. 111 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,240 That wasn't that good, butthead. 112 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:29,080 Yes, it was, Beaver. 113 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,900 It rolled. 114 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:41,740 I wonder if that 115 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:47,000 dog's going to come back. I don't think it's coming back. I'm going to change 116 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,920 it. No, no, wait, buddy. Come on. It might come back. 117 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,360 Besides, I'm like, you know, I'm starting to like this. 118 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,300 Get the ankles. I'll get the wrist. 119 00:07:57,919 --> 00:07:59,360 Let's watch something else. 120 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:05,640 All right, Van Halen. Van Halen kicks ass. 121 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Yeah. 122 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:13,280 Oh, boy. 123 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,340 Is this Van Halen? 124 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:17,980 Yeah, 125 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,320 but it's like, where's Eddie? 126 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,460 Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, how can they fire Van Halen from Van Halen? 127 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:25,540 Yeah. 128 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:32,289 We can push with all our might. 129 00:08:33,669 --> 00:08:34,669 Athletes. 130 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:39,130 I know nothing's gonna change. 131 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:43,270 And if I ask enough to try. 132 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:48,710 This is kind of like a country video. Because it's like, you know, it has like 133 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:53,630 football players and like old people and dogs and stuff in it. Yeah, yeah, it's 134 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:55,430 like every time you watch TNN. 135 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,540 All the video panels have stuff in them. Yeah. 136 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:02,360 All they need now is a big pickup truck. Oh, yeah, yeah. 137 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,760 Oh, 138 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:18,280 check 139 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:22,660 it out. They put plastic on their couch. We should try that. 140 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,400 That's stupid. 141 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,340 Then you can't get any stains on it. Yeah, yeah. 142 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,180 Then, like, you wouldn't even have to, like, get up and go to the bathroom, 143 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,600 Because I've noticed, like, over at Stewart's house where they have that 144 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:39,300 on the couch, if you pee on it, it just kind of, like, rolls off and it just, 145 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:40,199 like, goes away. 146 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,520 Uh, oh, yeah. 147 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,100 That's cool. 148 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:52,000 That was cool when that cop 149 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,360 screamed right in our ears. 150 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,090 Oh, yeah. 151 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:57,590 He was pretty loud. 152 00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:58,850 Yeah. 153 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:02,630 And then he said we could scream all we want just as long as it's in our own 154 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:03,630 house. That's cool. 155 00:10:03,990 --> 00:10:06,490 Yeah. Hey, Beavis, let's call Stuart. 156 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:07,870 Yeah. 157 00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:14,510 Hello. 158 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,420 That was a pretty cool idea. 159 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,720 For a cop. 160 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,920 Let's call him. 161 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,300 Here's the number he gave us. 162 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,760 This is gonna be cool. 163 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,560 Highland Police. 11039

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