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Check it out, Beaver. A wedding.
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Whoa!
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For what?
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So we gotta go, dumbass.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's go against the wall over there.
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No butt munch. We gotta go to the
wedding. And every wedding there's like
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bride chick. And then right after it's
over, everyone gets to make out with
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Plus I heard that like chicks put out on
their wedding night.
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It's like a law or something.
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We're there, dude.
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This is gonna be cool.
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What's going on here?
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Hit that button on the remote that says
diff.
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I think that makes all that stuff go
away.
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It's not working, butthead.
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I think the TV's broken again.
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No, Beavis.
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Look, they've got those deaf words on
the bottom of the screen.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe we're deaf then.
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Beavis, you dumbass. We can't be deaf.
We can hear the music.
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Maybe we're blind.
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Beavis, just shut up. We need to figure
out what's wrong with the TV.
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Hey,
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I think this is Prince.
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Oh, really?
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Then maybe this is just like a big close
-up of his butt.
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Yeah.
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Just a big picture of his butt.
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Yeah, but this is a close -up of his
butt.
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Where's the crack?
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Maybe this is just like a close -up of
the crack.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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It's an extreme close -up of the crack
of his ass.
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Come on, change it, butt -head. I've
seen enough butt crack for one day.
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No way, Beavis.
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Let's wait and see if something comes
out of it.
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No, I... Oh, I... Oh, yeah.
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He sure does like to show his butt.
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Yeah. Remember when he had those pants
where you could, like, see his butt
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cheeks through them?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Those pants were cool.
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I mean, I like those pants.
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If they were on a chick, you know.
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Yeah.
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It seems like, though, you know,
since...
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This video is all just a butt crack.
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And they really, like, don't need any
words.
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This music sucks.
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Yeah.
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I wonder when that bride chick's gonna
get here.
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Whoa.
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Come to Butthead.
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Yeah, me too.
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It's working, butthead. It's working.
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She's coming right to us.
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Settle down, Beavis.
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I heard she's all dressed in white
because, like, she's never done it
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Oh, yeah.
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So, like, shouldn't we be wearing white,
too?
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going?
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The fuck?
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Oh, look at her train.
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Yeah.
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Check out the caboose.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to join Sarah and Howard in holy
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matrimony. Howard?
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Who's Howard?
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Probably one of those dorks up there.
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Howard!
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Oh, God.
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Must be friends of the bride.
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So I must emphasize, of course, that
when we see Sarah and Howard up here,
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not looking at two individuals joining
together.
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That sucks. What's going on?
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Yeah, really.
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Come on. Hurry up.
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Let's turn to the vow, shall we?
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Howard. Do you take this woman to have
and to hold? Yeah, yeah.
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I do. I do.
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
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Yeah, to hold.
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I want to hold her butt.
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And, Sarah, do you take this man to have
and to hold from this day forward? No
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way.
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Take me. I do. Yeah, yeah, over here.
Over here.
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Okay, okay.
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All right, well, if anyone here knows of
any reason why these two should not be
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joined together, speak now or forever
hold your peace.
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I know a reason.
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Because he's a dork.
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Hey, baby, why don't you join together
with me instead?
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All right, let's save it for the
reception, gang, okay?
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Hushers.
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Hushers.
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Hey, we were here for a bunghole. Hey,
let go of me. Hey, cut it out.
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Damn it. Hey, cut it out.
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Hey,
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what's this?
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Yeah.
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No,
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don't stub your toe.
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That scares me, my head.
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The thought of, like, you're hanging
your feet off the end of a car, you
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like that?
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And then it's like, you accidentally...
Ah, there it is again!
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No!
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Settle down, dumbass.
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That's dangerous.
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You're, like, letting your feet hang
down. It's like, you can accidentally
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the asphalt and then... Ow!
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Well, what, Viva?
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I don't know. It's like, I want their
feet to look nice, you know.
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Really?
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I like it when chicks have, you know,
like, nice feet.
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Keep your feet up! Come on!
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Hands on them.
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Okay,
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Viva.
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I think you ought to just shut up.
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Feet, feet, ow!
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Damn it.
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They keep showing, like, naked feet and
hands and stuff. It's like they need to
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show the rest.
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Come on.
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You have to wait, Viva.
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They like to, you know, show a little
bit at a time.
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Okay, okay. I can wait.
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Have a little world up in his hands.
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Ah! I know you're going to stub your
toe.
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Damn it. I want to see a bull now.
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Damn it, Cleaver.
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Shut up.
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I love the whole world off the pad.
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Give it to me.
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Yeah. You know one cool thing about the
chick band?
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What?
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Like, you know.
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They have chicks in them?
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Oh, check it out, buddy.
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There's junk flying out of their
nostrils.
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I think those are magic sprinkles.
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That's pretty cool.
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Well,
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looky there.
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Someone's getting married.
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Hell, I remember when I got a weekend
furlough from the service just to make
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honest woman out of you. Remember that?
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Yes, dear.
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Being married must suck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Beavis, I just thought of
something. If you get, like, married,
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always be hanging out with the same
person. Oh, yeah. Saying all the same
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for, like, years and years.
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Oh, yeah.
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That would suck.
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Take my hand, honey bunch.
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Pull my finger, butt munch.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, kids.
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Arnold is proud to present... This is
like some show, right?
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Of course it is, butt munch.
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It's on TV.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, but I don't think this is a video.
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They don't play many videos anymore.
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It's all, like, shows and, like, people
snowboarding and stuff.
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I think that's a happy day. Yeah.
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Crappy day.
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Pretty funny, but it's a happy day. You
call it a crappy day.
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One,
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two, three, four. A smeedle. A slong.
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Yeah.
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We're going to do it. Give us any
chance, we'll take it. Give us any
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we'll break it.
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We're going to make it. We're not going
to fake it. All we need is just a little
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pay, Ken.
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Yeah.
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I like the show better when that other
dude on the restaurant, that dude from
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Karate Kid.
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Oh, yeah.
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Daniel, if I come from inside you, I'll
leave right.
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Yeah.
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That dude could kick.
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Fonzie's ass.
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Fonzie doesn't even know karate.
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These dudes were always, like, calling
each other nerds and stuff. Yeah, I
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wonder why.
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I think it was, like, back in the old
days before they invented words like mad
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and butt munch and dumbass.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Things are a lot better now.
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Yeah.
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Butt munch.
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You know what else they're always
saying?
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They're always saying, like, sit on it.
Sit on what?
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Have a pretty cool show.
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