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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:22,260 Nausea again. 2 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:27,860 That horrible clawing, pounding, aching. 3 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,020 Me too. 4 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:32,439 It couldn't be morning sickness. 5 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,040 But what about these cravings? 6 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,540 My God. 7 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:39,260 I'd better not be pregnant. 8 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:41,740 Dang. 9 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:44,370 I'm not toast. 10 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:49,370 Contractions. 11 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,130 Contractions. 12 00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:53,310 They're coming out. 13 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:57,050 I can feel it. 14 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:00,090 Hey, buddy. 15 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,710 When people get pregnant, they have to be chicks, right? 16 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:05,830 Huh? 17 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:15,950 What is all that stuff? 18 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:17,029 It's ugly. 19 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:18,030 Yeah. 20 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:22,790 I think this is like what your butt looks like from the inside. Oh, yeah. 21 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,970 I think you're right, butthead. 22 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:30,690 I was watching the Learning Channel once, and they had this special where 23 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:35,070 had like a camera go inside somebody's butt, and he like went all the way from 24 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:36,670 his butt into his stomach. 25 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:37,970 It was cool. 26 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,070 Really? Yeah. 27 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:43,140 You mean somebody let him shove a camera up his butt? Yeah, I'm serious. They 28 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:47,800 had, like, this guy, like, they stuffed a whole camcorder up his butt. And then, 29 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:50,740 like, they had, like, a guy with lights, too, like a whole crew. 30 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:52,580 That's cool. 31 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,380 What's happening to the dude's face? 32 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,320 I think he's, like, changing expressions and stuff. 33 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,020 Really? That's dumb. 34 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,519 Yeah. 35 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:13,110 It's like you really only need like three expressions or something. 36 00:02:13,490 --> 00:02:16,970 Like one expression for when you're trying to pick up on a chick. Yeah, 37 00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:19,790 When I'm trying to pick up on a chick, I usually look like this. 38 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:22,550 Yeah. 39 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:26,250 I usually use this expression. 40 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:33,310 And then like you need an expression for like when you're lying. 41 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:35,950 Yeah, yeah. I usually use this one when I'm lying. Check it out. 42 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:43,600 And then, like, do you like an expression for, like, when you're taking 43 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,760 Yeah. 44 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:47,120 This one usually works for me. 45 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:51,499 Yeah, yeah, me. 46 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,660 I usually use this one. 47 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,200 That's a pretty good one, Viva. Yeah, yeah. 48 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:11,210 Yeah, I stopped by to get one of these home pregnancy tests. 49 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:15,230 So I guess if it changes color, I'll be looking just like you in no time. 50 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,450 Hey, Bela, you should get one of those. 51 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:19,390 Shut up, butthead. I don't need one of those. 52 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:21,730 What's your problem, dumbass? 53 00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:25,090 I was just telling you to get some food. 54 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:26,610 Oh, yeah, food. 55 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:28,290 Food, food, food. 56 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:29,509 See? 57 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:33,190 I keep losing my temper for no reason, and I feel like hell. 58 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:36,750 Really? I find myself craving the strangest food. 59 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,540 Well, lately I've been feeling like a total twat. 60 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:46,680 You dork. 61 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:50,560 Hey, but you know how those women got pregnant, right? 62 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,340 Oh, yeah. 63 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,920 They had to, like, do it, right? 64 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,160 Yeah. 65 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,380 They did it. 66 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,020 I knew that. 67 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,500 I was just like, you know, testing you and stuff. 68 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,020 Ow! Girl, I can't believe you went and got yourself pregnant. 69 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,560 You can get yourself pregnant? 70 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,240 Give me one of those! 71 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,880 What's with you, Beavis? 72 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:25,180 You look like you're pregnant. 73 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:29,860 Ow! 74 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:33,000 What the hell are you doing in there, butt munch? 75 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:43,100 I think that checks that it changes color if you're pregnant. 76 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:49,020 Let's see, um... I taste a K .M .P .C. La Prebois. 77 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:51,340 Okay. 78 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,520 Let's see, maybe it goes here. 79 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:54,860 Ow! 80 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:56,780 No. 81 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:58,440 Um, let's see. 82 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,620 You're supposed to pee on it. 83 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Ah. 84 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:08,020 Better not change the color. 85 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,100 It turned yellow! 86 00:05:20,419 --> 00:05:21,419 Hey, butthead. 87 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:24,820 I know this guy who, like, wants to know what it's like if you, you know, have 88 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:25,820 babies. 89 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,580 What a dork. 90 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:32,940 He's a real dumbass. 91 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,720 But, like, you know, he's, like, you know, really wandering. 92 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:41,400 It's like you're always wiping up crap and getting puke all over you. Cool. 93 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,020 I guess, yeah. 94 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:46,260 But then you have to watch all these, like, Barney videos and stuff. 95 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:50,390 So you don't get to watch any cool TV for, like, years or something. 96 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:51,610 Whoa! 97 00:05:51,650 --> 00:05:53,110 Having babies sucks! 98 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,190 We already have three kids, honey. 99 00:05:57,470 --> 00:05:59,730 I'm not sure we can afford to have this one. 100 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:01,910 We'll find a way, darling. 101 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:06,250 Because the more children we have, the more love. 102 00:06:07,190 --> 00:06:09,370 Life, the beautiful alternative. 103 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,180 Give me another epidural! 104 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:16,640 You moron! 105 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,820 Don't keep telling me. I only feel pressure. 106 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,980 I feel pain! 107 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:25,140 Pain, you little turds! 108 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,080 Quick, let me pee you out of me. 109 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:32,680 Contraptions! Contraptions! 110 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:35,100 It's coming out! I can feel it! 111 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,560 Life. 112 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,120 What a beautiful choice. 113 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,320 Life, it sucks. 114 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:52,500 All these kids have one thing in common. They're here because a couple people 115 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,960 did it. Whoa, look at that, it's Geraldo. 116 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,020 Oh, no. 117 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,160 This is Yanni. 118 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:02,549 Come on, change it, Butt -It. 119 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:04,730 I can't believe they're even showing this. Yeah. 120 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:10,430 This guy is the biggest butthole I've ever seen in my life. 121 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:11,269 Yeah, yeah. 122 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:12,270 Change it, Butt -It. 123 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:13,810 Come on, give me that. Damn it. 124 00:07:14,190 --> 00:07:16,770 Wait a minute. I think it's about to rock. 125 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:22,250 Come on. Damn it, Butt -It. Cut it out. No way, Beavis. 126 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:25,250 You like this. Shut up, Butt -It. 127 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:26,490 I don't. 128 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:27,770 Turn it down. 129 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:29,210 Hey, Beavis. 130 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,310 Did you know that this guy's your dad? 131 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:35,230 No! 132 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:40,290 You're a dumbass, Beavis. 133 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,810 You just, like, believe anything anybody tells you. 134 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:46,590 Oh, um, no. 135 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,150 I'm just kidding. 136 00:07:48,810 --> 00:07:49,810 Yeah. 137 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:54,230 Check it out. 138 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,230 She's leaving him because he sucks. 139 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:57,710 Yeah. 140 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:28,180 Hey, how's it going? 141 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,460 Okay, now to Willard for the weekend weather. 142 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,340 So tell us, Willard, weather or not? 143 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:39,860 These guys think they're funny, but they're really just, like, stupid. 144 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:43,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like when you think you're pregnant, but you really 145 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,840 have to take a big dump. 146 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,720 Yeah. 147 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,920 Hey, buddy, whose trailer is that? 148 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:03,340 It kind of looks like my Uncle Mike's. Really? You have all those butterflies 149 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:06,860 and crap on it? No, you're thinking of my grandma's trailer. 150 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:09,680 Your grandma's a slut. 151 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:10,900 I know. 152 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:12,560 So what? 153 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:14,380 Yeah, yeah. 154 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:19,720 Is this Sesame Street? 155 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,800 Oh, yeah, yeah. That looks like a rover. 156 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,020 You probably watched Sesame Street. 157 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,040 No, I used to watch it when I was a kid. 158 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:34,920 And, like, sometimes when Sesame Street on Ice comes to town, sometimes I go 159 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:35,920 check that out. 160 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,600 Shoot, Wolfie. 161 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:42,840 One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't 162 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:43,840 belong. 163 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:45,960 Dumbass. 164 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,800 Another guy that comes out and he says, 12 chocolate cake. And he, like, falls 165 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,800 on his butt. 166 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,700 Like the cake spill all over the place. That was pretty cool. Oh, yeah. 167 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:00,520 That was kind of cool. 168 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:01,780 Yeah. 169 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,220 Whoa. 170 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,120 I've never seen a puppet with booters like that. 171 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,240 Yeah, he has a lot of big boobs. 172 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:19,800 Yeah. They probably have this chick on the show to teach kids the number two. 173 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,880 Oh, yeah, yeah. 174 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:27,460 Can I say, this puppet chick right here is like one of the top three Muppets 175 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,660 that I would like to do. Really? 176 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,760 Who else would you do, Beaver? 177 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,570 Well... That piggy's kind of hot. 178 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:37,450 That pig? 179 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:38,990 Shut up, butthead. 180 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:41,530 I like them with a little meat on their bone. 12050