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Nausea again.
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That horrible clawing, pounding, aching.
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Me too.
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It couldn't be morning sickness.
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But what about these cravings?
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My God.
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I'd better not be pregnant.
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Dang.
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I'm not toast.
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Contractions.
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Contractions.
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They're coming out.
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I can feel it.
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Hey, buddy.
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When people get pregnant, they have to
be chicks, right?
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Huh?
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What is all that stuff?
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It's ugly.
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Yeah.
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I think this is like what your butt
looks like from the inside. Oh, yeah.
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I think you're right, butthead.
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I was watching the Learning Channel
once, and they had this special where
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had like a camera go inside somebody's
butt, and he like went all the way from
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his butt into his stomach.
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It was cool.
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Really? Yeah.
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You mean somebody let him shove a camera
up his butt? Yeah, I'm serious. They
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had, like, this guy, like, they stuffed
a whole camcorder up his butt. And then,
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like, they had, like, a guy with lights,
too, like a whole crew.
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That's cool.
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What's happening to the dude's face?
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I think he's, like, changing expressions
and stuff.
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Really? That's dumb.
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Yeah.
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It's like you really only need like
three expressions or something.
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Like one expression for when you're
trying to pick up on a chick. Yeah,
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When I'm trying to pick up on a chick, I
usually look like this.
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Yeah.
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I usually use this expression.
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And then like you need an expression for
like when you're lying.
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Yeah, yeah. I usually use this one when
I'm lying. Check it out.
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And then, like, do you like an
expression for, like, when you're taking
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Yeah.
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This one usually works for me.
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Yeah, yeah, me.
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I usually use this one.
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That's a pretty good one, Viva. Yeah,
yeah.
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Yeah, I stopped by to get one of these
home pregnancy tests.
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So I guess if it changes color, I'll be
looking just like you in no time.
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Hey, Bela, you should get one of those.
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Shut up, butthead. I don't need one of
those.
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What's your problem, dumbass?
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I was just telling you to get some food.
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Oh, yeah, food.
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Food, food, food.
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See?
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I keep losing my temper for no reason,
and I feel like hell.
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Really? I find myself craving the
strangest food.
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Well, lately I've been feeling like a
total twat.
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You dork.
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Hey, but you know how those women got
pregnant, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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They had to, like, do it, right?
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Yeah.
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They did it.
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I knew that.
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I was just like, you know, testing you
and stuff.
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Ow! Girl, I can't believe you went and
got yourself pregnant.
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You can get yourself pregnant?
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Give me one of those!
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What's with you, Beavis?
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You look like you're pregnant.
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Ow!
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What the hell are you doing in there,
butt munch?
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I think that checks that it changes
color if you're pregnant.
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Let's see, um... I taste a K .M .P .C.
La Prebois.
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Okay.
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Let's see, maybe it goes here.
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Ow!
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No.
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Um, let's see.
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You're supposed to pee on it.
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Ah.
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Better not change the color.
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It turned yellow!
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Hey, butthead.
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I know this guy who, like, wants to know
what it's like if you, you know, have
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babies.
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What a dork.
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He's a real dumbass.
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But, like, you know, he's, like, you
know, really wandering.
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It's like you're always wiping up crap
and getting puke all over you. Cool.
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I guess, yeah.
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But then you have to watch all these,
like, Barney videos and stuff.
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So you don't get to watch any cool TV
for, like, years or something.
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Whoa!
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Having babies sucks!
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We already have three kids, honey.
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I'm not sure we can afford to have this
one.
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We'll find a way, darling.
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Because the more children we have, the
more love.
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Life, the beautiful alternative.
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Give me another epidural!
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You moron!
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Don't keep telling me. I only feel
pressure.
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I feel pain!
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Pain, you little turds!
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Quick, let me pee you out of me.
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Contraptions! Contraptions!
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It's coming out! I can feel it!
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Life.
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What a beautiful choice.
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Life, it sucks.
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All these kids have one thing in common.
They're here because a couple people
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did it. Whoa, look at that, it's
Geraldo.
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Oh, no.
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This is Yanni.
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Come on, change it, Butt -It.
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I can't believe they're even showing
this. Yeah.
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This guy is the biggest butthole I've
ever seen in my life.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Change it, Butt -It.
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Come on, give me that. Damn it.
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Wait a minute. I think it's about to
rock.
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Come on. Damn it, Butt -It. Cut it out.
No way, Beavis.
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You like this. Shut up, Butt -It.
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I don't.
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Turn it down.
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Hey, Beavis.
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Did you know that this guy's your dad?
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No!
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You're a dumbass, Beavis.
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You just, like, believe anything anybody
tells you.
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Oh, um, no.
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I'm just kidding.
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Yeah.
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Check it out.
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She's leaving him because he sucks.
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Yeah.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Okay, now to Willard for the weekend
weather.
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So tell us, Willard, weather or not?
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These guys think they're funny, but
they're really just, like, stupid.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like when you
think you're pregnant, but you really
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have to take a big dump.
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Yeah.
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Hey, buddy, whose trailer is that?
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It kind of looks like my Uncle Mike's.
Really? You have all those butterflies
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and crap on it? No, you're thinking of
my grandma's trailer.
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Your grandma's a slut.
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I know.
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So what?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Is this Sesame Street?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. That looks like a rover.
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You probably watched Sesame Street.
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No, I used to watch it when I was a kid.
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And, like, sometimes when Sesame Street
on Ice comes to town, sometimes I go
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check that out.
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Shoot, Wolfie.
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One of these things is not like the
other. One of these things just doesn't
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belong.
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Dumbass.
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Another guy that comes out and he says,
12 chocolate cake. And he, like, falls
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on his butt.
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Like the cake spill all over the place.
That was pretty cool. Oh, yeah.
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That was kind of cool.
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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I've never seen a puppet with booters
like that.
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Yeah, he has a lot of big boobs.
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Yeah. They probably have this chick on
the show to teach kids the number two.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Can I say, this puppet chick right here
is like one of the top three Muppets
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that I would like to do. Really?
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Who else would you do, Beaver?
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Well... That piggy's kind of hot.
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That pig?
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Shut up, butthead.
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I like them with a little meat on their
bone.
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