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You know what sucks, Beavis?
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Yeah.
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You
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know what else
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sucks?
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What? Nothing ever happened.
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Yeah. That sucks.
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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Is that the smoke alarm?
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Damn it, Beavis. Did you burn another
burrito?
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I don't think so.
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We need to just take the batteries out
of that damn thing. Yeah, but then what
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if there's a... This
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is
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freaking me out. Yeah.
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This is weird.
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I have a sore throat, but...
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Does it sound scratchy when I talk?
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Uh, yeah, sort of. Really?
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Yeah.
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You're always like, yeah.
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I don't sound like that.
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I'm just going to be quiet for a while
because my throat hurts. Okay.
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Good.
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You sound really stupid most of the
time.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool because... Shut
up, butthead. I don't talk like that.
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I'm not going to say anything.
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I'm just going to be quiet.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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What's that
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guy patting his stomach for?
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Maybe he's got, like, a hurt rabbit in
his shirt and he's like...
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We're done with this video.
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I'm going to let you out, and I'm going
to give you a carrot. We're going to fix
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your leg. Damn it, Viva. Now, see,
that's what I'm talking about right
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They're going, that baby's got a rabbit
in his stomach.
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What the hell is this dude saying?
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It's like he's saying, fried egg, fried
egg, fried egg.
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Fried egg. Fried egg.
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Fried egg.
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Whoa.
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Cool. Yeah.
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It's just like one of those plane
crashes on TV.
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Uh, yeah.
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Um, I wonder if he's, like, dead or
something.
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Uh, ask him.
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Um, excuse me, sir, are you dead?
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What did he say?
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Uh, I think he said...
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You know what we have to do, Beavis?
Yeah, get a video camera.
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Yeah.
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Maybe we'll get on America's funniest
home videos.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Hey,
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stop!
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Uh, we need a ride, because there's,
like, the plane that crashed.
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You stay here. I'll get help.
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That sucks.
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Yeah.
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We saw him first.
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Damn it.
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You boys may have saved a life. Your
heroes probably end up on TV.
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Cool. Yes.
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It all began with a mile -high joyride
on a fateful June day.
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I was doing shots of tequila and licking
the salt. I suddenly realized I wasn't
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flying the plane.
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I said, this is it.
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I'm gonna die.
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Two young boys were relaxing outside
when they heard the roar of Bud's plane.
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Uh, look.
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It's a plane.
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Yeah, but something went wrong.
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Bud's plane crashed into a thicket of
tree.
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It was a total wreck, leaving Bud
trapped and barely alive.
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There was clearly nothing to do but
encourage Bud to hang on.
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Steve Furlong was on his way home. Yeah,
I saw these two frantic boys and they
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were waving to get my attention.
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The boys explained what happened.
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Furlong went for help.
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Within 15 minutes, Bud was airlifted to
County Hospital, safe and alive.
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Today, he's fully recovered and flying
for a commercial airline.
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Thanks to these two boys, Beavis and
Butthead. So glad to meet you guys.
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Hey, Beavis, he's got the Playboy
channel. Cool.
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And now, the Twisted Madam Olga will
teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
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Hey, I think there's a tale from the
crypt. All right. Sometime they show
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Uh, I don't think so, Beaver.
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I don't think it's a crypt keeper. Oh,
yeah.
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Now that, that Crypt Keeper, he's got,
like, wrinkled up skin and everything.
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Yeah. I always wonder what a nutsack
looks like.
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You're a prevert, Viva. Well, you know,
I'm just like, you know, probably really
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scary looking.
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Good evening, boys and ghouls.
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Shut up, Viva.
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I'm gonna kick you in the nutsack.
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That's enough, Beavis.
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That was pretty good.
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Hey, those are like those sunglasses
your grandma wears, Beavis. Yeah.
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She's like, I'm going out to get some
medicine and a carton of smoke.
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Beavis, honey, go get your grandma her
sunglasses, okay?
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Yeah.
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And you're like, get them yourself, butt
munch. Yeah.
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Really.
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Get him yourself.
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Well, put it. Put it. Look at that up
there.
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You can see something. Look.
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Yeah.
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There's a lot of butt wiggling and butt
snapping and, like, people sticking
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their butts out. Yeah.
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Yeah, this is what we need.
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Then it's like this guy's going around
sticking his butt out going, jam it in
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and screw it.
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Do the ultra twist.
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Boy, this is some nasty stuff.
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These guys understand the importance of
a good butt.
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Sometimes a disaster shows you you're
not alone.
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People really do care.
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Beavis and Butthead restored my faith in
humanity.
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This sucks.
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Yeah. I want to see something with
chicks.
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Next on Rescue 911, Margo was skinny
dipping when she felt something biting
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foot. When we got her on shore, I
listened for a heartbeat.
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But there wasn't any, so I had to use
CPR.
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One, two, three. Whoa.
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Yeah. Five. Whoa.
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Yeah.
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Whoa. Yeah.
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Smashed from the jaws of death.
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Haven't we seen this video before?
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I think I've seen a video like this
before where, like, the music was all
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and loud and guys were, like, you know,
banging their heads like this. Oh, yeah.
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I remember that one.
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Those were cool.
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This music is, like, nice, peaceful
music.
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Yeah, isn't it, like, good if you want
to just, you know, like, just kind of
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mellow out or something?
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Yeah.
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Whoa, check it out. He's like some kind
of scientific dude.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's cool.
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Hey, if I was a scientific, I'd, like,
do a experiment, you know? Or I'd, like,
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get a chick in, and I'd say, okay,
chick, I'm going to have to ask you to
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naked, and then I'm going to experiment
with your boob.
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Yeah.
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That was cool.
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Hey, look, I think this dude's trying
to, like, catch a chick and then, like,
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experiments on her.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's like that movie we saw where that
dude had that chick in his basement and
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he was going to, like, cut her skin off
and stuff.
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Yeah, that was a good movie.
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Not like some of those movies where it's
like, no way.
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Yeah.
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Like, remember that movie, The Right
Stuff?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. That was stupid.
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That's never going to happen. Yeah,
yeah, really.
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Dumb.
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I like that movie, Alive.
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Yeah.
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It's like, that was a good idea, but,
like, that would never happen.
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Yeah, like a plane would really crash
like that, you know?
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