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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,070 --> 00:00:11,590 And that's why the woman I most admire is recording artist Katie Lang. Thank 2 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:12,590 you, Cassandra. 3 00:00:13,050 --> 00:00:16,390 Okay, let's see. Who hasn't gone yet? 4 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:21,330 Beavis, are you ready to inspire us with your report? 5 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,630 You're next, dill hole. 6 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:33,810 Come on, Beavis. Stand up and tell us about the woman you admire most. 7 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:37,530 Um, oh yeah, um, okay. 8 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:43,170 Go ahead, reveal to us the identity of this profoundly influential female. 9 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:49,190 Oh yeah, um, um, uh, my mom. 10 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,330 Yeah, yeah, yeah, my mom. 11 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:54,310 You wuss. 12 00:00:59,110 --> 00:01:04,269 Butthead, I hope your oral report is a little wider in scope than Beavis's. 13 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:11,070 Uh, the woman I admire most is, uh, 14 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:14,870 Beavis's mom. 15 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:18,810 Boys, 16 00:01:19,950 --> 00:01:23,210 I'm going to have to ask that you redo these reports. 17 00:01:23,490 --> 00:01:25,590 I want you to research... 18 00:01:25,950 --> 00:01:29,990 And plunge deeply into the subject matter this time. Okay. 19 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:41,910 Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen this before. 20 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:44,770 This chick beats herself on the head later. Cool. 21 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:46,150 Oh, yeah. 22 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:49,590 This is going to be cool. 23 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,940 You know what this band is called? 24 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:58,460 It's called Seven Year Bitch. 25 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:04,000 It's like when a band has a name like Seven Year Bitch, it's like they don't 26 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,100 need to be very good. Yeah. 27 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,700 Although it helps when they're sexy. 28 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,360 Yeah. 29 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,480 Okay, 30 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:30,999 here I come. 31 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:31,819 Here she goes. 32 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:34,620 Yeah, yeah, here you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on. Yeah. 33 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:39,280 It kind of looks like she got a little special feeling from doing that. 34 00:02:44,549 --> 00:02:47,950 We're all so smart and we're all so dense. 35 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:53,230 I think that song is supposed to be like how we're all like stupid and stuff. 36 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:58,470 What do you mean? You mean like we're stupid or like everybody's stupid? 37 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:05,070 Damn it, Beavis. I don't know. I'm not some rocket ship or something. 38 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,220 We need to learn about chicks. 39 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,500 Yeah. 40 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,000 I assume you mean the 51 % of our population known as women. 41 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:24,660 Uh, no. 42 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,040 We want chicks. 43 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,340 Yeah. 44 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,920 In the words of the great feminist anthem, I am woman, hear me roar. 45 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:36,800 He bought it. I think she wants you. 46 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,300 Yeah. 47 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,080 Probably. 48 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:45,900 Well, boys, I'm happy to tell you that I have set aside a whole section of 49 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,620 featured books in honor of Women's History Month. 50 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:53,800 I think Susan B. Anthony is an excellent place to start. 51 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:55,780 All right. 52 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:03,080 Or perhaps... Perhaps this biography about the pioneering psychologist, Dr. 53 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,560 Carla Horney, is a better choice. 54 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,920 Do you find psychology funny? 55 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,840 Yeah. 56 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:13,180 Wait a minute. 57 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,900 I've got just the thing. 58 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,899 I bet you do. 59 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:24,100 It's up here somewhere. 60 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Oh, yes. 61 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:28,770 Here it is. 62 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:30,090 Sarah Dewey. 63 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:34,810 Wife of the man whose name graces our wonderful Dewey Decimal System. 64 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,670 Cool. I thought you boys would feel inspired. 65 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,770 Oh, here's another one. 66 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,290 Here, 67 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:56,490 why don't I help you get started? 68 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,020 You'll need some paper. 69 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:02,280 Set your margins, and we'll start. 70 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:11,380 Thesis statement. Many researchers today believe that Sarah 71 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:18,040 Dixon Dewey was, in fact, the inventor of the famed Dewey Decimal 72 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,040 System. 73 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,720 Uh, and in con... 74 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:33,440 We believe it should be changed to the Dixon decimal system. 75 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:41,120 Because she would probably keep her name if their partnership 76 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:46,600 was truly equal. 77 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,200 Cool. 78 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,040 Yeah. 79 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,030 It sounds what? 80 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:55,570 Did you notice that? 81 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:58,650 Bravo, boys. I'm super impressed. 82 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:04,530 Well, class, this report leaves little doubt that Sarah Dixon Dewey is the 83 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,570 Beavis and Butthead admire most. 84 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:08,050 Uh, no. 85 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:11,190 The chick I most admire is that librarian chick. 86 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:14,010 What? I don't understand. 87 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:15,370 Yeah. 88 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:20,650 It's like, first we almost saw her butt, and then she did all the work for us. 89 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:24,230 And, like, we just sat there and didn't do anything except, like, look at her 90 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:25,230 legs. Yeah. 91 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,170 She rolled. 92 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:34,790 Smith again. 93 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:37,670 Whoa. 94 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:40,950 Check it out. Oh, wow. Grim Reaper again. 95 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:46,940 Whoa. Look at that big boat. 96 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,800 These videos are funny. Oh, yeah. 97 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,160 These guys should be on that show to date. 98 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,400 Yeah. 99 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,900 Because they fuck. 100 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:04,320 Oh, what is that thing? It's like, these guys fuck so bad, they have to go to 101 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,980 their concert in these armored vehicles. 102 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,560 You know that singer? He looks a little better in this video. It's like, he 103 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,500 doesn't look as ugly as... Never mind. Yeah. 104 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,940 Too bad he's not good looking like me. 105 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:26,740 I think that's supposed to be Wolverine. 106 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:28,640 That's not Wolverine. 107 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:32,360 No, no, that's not Wolverine. I know, but like, you know, in England they 108 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,520 probably like draw them different because they're dumb. 109 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,960 No, that's not Wolverine. 110 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,740 Yeah, it is, but it's just like, you know. 111 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,640 A little different than the American Wolverine. That is not Wolverine, but... 112 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,600 Okay, okay, butt munch. It's not Wolverine. Who cares? 113 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:50,140 Now just shut the hell up so at least I can have a good time watching this crap. 114 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,960 Well, how can you have a good time if it's not really Wolverine and you think 115 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,320 is? Damn it, Beavis. Shut up. 116 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,320 Okay. 117 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:03,080 This sucks. 118 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:06,260 Yeah. Why did Van Driessen make us do this crap? 119 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:13,110 And what was all that crap he said about us not respecting chicks? 120 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:19,450 Oh, no, no, no. That doesn't go there. If you'd paid closer attention during 121 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:24,250 research, you'd remember that books with a dewey decimal number starting with 122 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,490 the number nine go up here. 123 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,390 Let me show you. 124 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:29,910 Uh... 125 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:38,500 And now you should be able to see the inherent beauty of the Dewey Decimal 126 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,140 System. Uh, I see the beauty. 127 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:42,419 Oh, yeah. 128 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,440 Yeah, me too. 129 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,640 Oh, man. Is this football? 130 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,940 Uh, no, I think this is that shampoo commercial. 131 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,400 How come you always watch Telemundo, Beaver? 132 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,000 Oh, yeah. 133 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:26,980 Seems like they always have some big, fat host on Telemundo that's, like, all 134 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:27,939 dorky -looking. 135 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:28,940 And then, like... 136 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:30,560 All the chicks are really good looking. 137 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,760 That guy's cool. 138 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:37,360 Yeah. He always walks up to the chicks with his microphone and goes... 139 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:42,200 I bet 140 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,680 he scores constantly. 141 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,140 Yeah. 142 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,000 You know what I think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna shave my chest like these dudes. 143 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:55,460 Walk around with one of these breaths. 144 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:56,980 Like learn to dab like that. 145 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,780 And then... They will score all the time. 146 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,440 Instead of doing that, why don't you just, like, talk all that Spanish stuff? 147 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,700 That would probably work. 148 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:14,020 I'm going to try becoming one of those big fat dudes 149 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:19,320 and go... Yeah, I like that. 150 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,360 This music kind of sucks. 151 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,400 This isn't even music, really. 152 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,500 This is just, like... That kind of crap that guy plays down at the organ store 153 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,480 at the mall. On one of those $10 ,000 organs. 154 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,080 How much for your organ, sir? 155 00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:40,800 Uh, that'll be $10 ,000, son. Please don't touch it. 11067

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