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Yeah, Tom, we're kind of between a rock
and a hard place.
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Wiley's a no -show. His wife got him
locked up tonight.
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Well, damn it. You know it ain't no good
without a four.
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What about those boys you got working in
the yard?
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You gotta think the two of them together
can handle a seat at the table.
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And let them inside the house?
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Do they even have any money?
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Well, I guess they got what I owe them
for the yard work.
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Hell, by the end of the night, figure I
could have the job done for nothing.
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Old people.
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I got the VCR.
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What?
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You know, old people. You know, that guy
in that commercial, you know, that old
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dude, you know? He goes, I got the VCR.
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I don't know what you're talking about,
Viva.
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Nutsack. Shut up with it.
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Don't call me that.
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Daddy doesn't understand me.
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Yeah, really.
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Woman. Yeah, really.
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It must really suck to have a dad who's,
like, still around after you're born.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I wonder what that's like.
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This guy's dad seems pretty cool,
though. Yeah.
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It's too bad he's got a wolf for a son.
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Yeah, really.
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It's like this guy's dad tried to do
something nice for him and take him on a
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picnic, and he just, like, runs away and
acts like a little wussy.
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If they took me out on a picnic, I'd,
like, scarf down all the food, and then
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go, like, run around and, like, put ants
in people's pants and all that stuff.
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Yeah.
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It's a psychobilly freakout! Yeah, yeah,
it's a psychobilly freakout!
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This dude is weird.
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Yeah. He's like our kind of people.
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I think I used to see this guy down at
Maxi Mart, like, playing video games all
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day and, like, drinking flushies. Oh,
yeah, yeah. I heard he got a million
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points on Centipede once. Yeah.
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He's cool.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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It's a psychobilly freakout. Yeah, yeah.
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That's what it is, bud.
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Yeah. Psychobilly freakout.
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Everybody, put on your pants.
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Hey, buddy, what kind of music is this?
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I think
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it's
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like some kind of country music.
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But it's like...
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Country music after you've been, like,
playing centipede for, like, 24 hours?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This would make good music to play,
like, while you're playing centipede.
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like, you know, centipede going around.
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Yeah,
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yeah.
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I bet you could score a lot of points.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe you could score.
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Now, this here is five card.
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Jacks are better.
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Quarter minimum, three dollar max.
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Three raises will test the gonies.
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Uh... Cool.
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You fellas on board?
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Uh... I guess.
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Good enough, then. Let's get busy, boys.
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Whoa.
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Yeah. Cool.
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Give me that one.
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Oh, wait, butt licker. Get your own.
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Come on, give me some.
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Well, what do you say there, Boz? You're
the man.
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I'll bet a buck.
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Dusty? I mean... Boys?
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Boys? Uh, what?
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Y 'all in?
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Um, what does that mean?
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Well, you can fold and give me your
cards or throw in a blue chip and stay
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the game.
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Uh, okay.
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Cards? Three.
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I'll take two.
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Boys? Come on, boys.
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Uh, huh?
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How many cards you need?
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You can take up to three.
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Yeah, yeah, three, three, three.
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Discards, please.
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Uh, what?
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If you want three cards, you gotta give
me three of those. No way!
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Yeah.
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You already got the whole deck to look
at, butthole.
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Come on now, Dusty, while we're young.
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All right, already, keep your britches
on.
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Tom, I'll see your three. Bob, I'll see
your three. And I'll raise you three of
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my own.
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Good enough, then.
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Boys, that'll be a niner to y 'all. Uh,
we got like one white one.
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Afraid that ain't gonna get you there,
boy.
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You wanna stay in, you're gonna have to
go light.
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Uh, okay.
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Y 'all know what that means?
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Uh, uh, no.
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Means you lose, you hop on that payment
plan to the winner.
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I don't know, Tom.
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Are these boys good for it?
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Well, I tell you what, I'll throw in for
you. But if y 'all go down, you're
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gonna be on me some elbow grease.
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Uh, okay.
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Nine for the boys, and here's my six.
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Three more from you, Boz, and we're
gonna find us a happy man.
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Hey, where's our new card?
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Look, I've told you every time. You get
new cards once per hand.
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Now, what do you have, Boz? Two pair.
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Jacks and fours.
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Beach me.
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Well, I'd like to thank y 'all for
kindly coming over, and y 'all are
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back anytime.
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I got me a two -pair, but this here's
the cowboys and their sweeties.
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Yes.
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Two pairs?
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Is that all?
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Uh, we got four pairs of boobs and one
butt. Yes.
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Boobs are cool.
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Boy. Tom, the boy's got a flood.
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Say, what?
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Yeah, Dusty's right. Take a look.
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What in the hell?
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Damn it. You win, boys. Yes!
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Yes!
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Whoa,
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check it out. What is it? The turd
burglar.
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Hey, you mean the hamburglar, dude.
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No, he's a turd burglar. Oh, yeah.
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Look at this dumbass, how come he's the
only one wearing makeup?
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It's like him and the band all got
together and stuff, and I said, okay
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we're all gonna wear some scary makeup
tomorrow, it's gonna be really cool,
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we're gonna kick some ass. But then this
dumbass was the only one stupid enough
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to do it.
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The other dudes were probably like, you
put makeup on? You dumbass, we were just
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joking.
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Boy,
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this is horrible.
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Don't say that. I kind of feel sorry for
these guys.
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Yeah.
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If I had a mic like that, I'd stick a
mic
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into every end, so I'd have like four
mics, and then I'd be four times as
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No, you wouldn't. You can only thing
into one end at a time, Beaver. How do I
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fun that around really fast?
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Beavis, it doesn't matter how fast you
spin it around, you'd still only be
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singing into one mic at a time.
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No, no, but I mean, I'm talking about,
I'd like to roll it around really fast.
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I mean, like, yes, really fast.
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Like that.
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Uh, yeah, I guess that might work.
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Cool.
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Rock smashes scissors.
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That was pretty cool that Anderson let
us keep these chips instead of, like,
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giving them back for a bunch of
quarters.
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Yeah. These blue ones are worth a lot
more.
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Paper smashes scissors.
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Winning is cool.
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No, it isn't.
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Fuck.
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Uh, what is this?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, poison.
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Oh, nah, this is poison.
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This is so horrible.
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I can't even begin to talk about how
much this sucks.
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Yeah, yeah, really. Look at these butt
knockers. Yeah.
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Ooh, let me tell you what I want.
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Remember back when they used to, like,
play videos by these guys all the time?
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Yeah, that really sucks.
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Yeah.
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It's a good thing they're gone.
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Yeah, really.
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Wait a minute. That dude right there? I
think he's that dude that drives the
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snack truck now. Oh, yeah.
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That's right. He's got, like, a mustache
now, and he's just got long hair in the
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back. Yeah, yeah, that's him.
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I bet these guys, like... Practice their
little woofy dance moves.
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Poison.
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You're a little too good at that, Viva.
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Bobby.
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Cece. And Brett.
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And don't forget, Ricky.
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