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He said BF.

But first he said P.

We now return to Great American Minds Part 6.

Benjamin Franklin.

It was on a rainy Philadelphia night in the middle of a cow pasture where I tied

a metal key to a kite in an attempt to prove my hypothesis of the presence of

electricity in lightning.

Whoa!

That's cool.

Get the kite, Venus.

Cool.

This is a happy little tune. Yeah, yeah.

Can you change the channel, butthead?

Hey,

is that that dude who's the host on Family Feud? Oh, yeah, yeah.

What do you got, Hatch?

Name the place where I usually kick beaver.

I'm sorry.

The correct answer was at.

Damn it. I'm going to have to kick you there right now.

I'm like the dude with the socks.

Yeah.

Families.

I'll get up when I want, except on Wednesday when I get rudely awake. What

hell language is he speaking?

I don't know, it's like, I can hear some American words in there, but then it's

like, I can't really tell what he's saying.

Yeah, this must be English.

England sucks.

You know those half -wipes of Beatles?

They ruined the music. Yeah, yeah, really.

How come all these dudes always put an ice cream truck in their video?

Yeah, yeah, really, I don't know. I guess they're like, whoa, whoa, slap it!

This is gonna be cool.

Whoa.

Did you hear that one?

Yeah, that was cool.

We could come out in storms more often.

Yeah.

Storms rule.

Okay, get ready, dude.

Damn it.

Trees piss me off.

Hey, buddy, check it out.

It's stuck in the crotch of a tree.

Damn it, Viva. Quit screwing around.

We've got an experiment to do. Help me get this stupid kite down.

Oh, yeah.

Get him here.

This one seems okay, but the other one got hit pretty bad. The EKG shows a

pulse, but there seems to be little brain activity.

Hi, Mr. Butthead.

Betsy Wiener, Decency and Media.

What's your name?

Betsy Wiener.

I spoke to the doctor. He says you boys were injured after imitating something

you saw on TV.

Could you tell me about it?

Uh... We were watching this TV show that had some, like, old dude with long hair

and glasses.

Howard Stern?

Uh... No.

No!

But have you ever seen Howard Stern or listened to his radio show?

Uh... I think so.

Uh -huh. Now we're getting somewhere.

Tell me more about this TV show.

Uh, well, this dude, like, tied his key to a kite and, like, lightning hit it

and stuff.

It was pretty cool.

So this was portrayed in a glamorous light.

Whoa!

Shut up, dumbass.

I'm doing an interview.

Uh, well,

they said this dude was like... Uh, really great or something?

Quick, somebody get me that TV listing. I want to know what was on last night.

No, it couldn't be.

What else were you watching yesterday?

Uh, I think we saw some videos or something.

Tales from the hard side?

Yeah. Is that like stories about stiffies?

Yeah.

It's like, once upon a time, I had a stiffie.

And I lived happily ever after.

And that's my tale from the hard side.

Thank you. I'm David. Good night. Thank you.

I had a story for every stiffie I had.

I'd have, like, uh, several stories.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, me too.

It's like, these guys, like, jump around and stuff like they're rapping, but,

like, this isn't rap music. It's metal.

You know what, Viva?

You just don't have any, like, uh, imagination.

I know. I don't want any either.

Imagination. Fuck.

It hurts when I use my imagination.

Okay.

Whoa. That dude's been green for a long time.

No, wait, that's enough.

Check this out.

Hey, Beaver.

You know what rules about hospitals?

All the free ice cream?

No.

You don't have to get out of bed to take a whiff.

Oh, yeah.

I took a dump in mine.

Check this out.

Bring us some more ice cream and some of that stuff for pain.

Yeah.

I wonder why everybody doesn't do that.

Yeah.

Hey, check it out. It's that chick.

These two boys were left unsupervised watching music videos that depicted rock

stars they thought were cool.

I understand that in one of the videos there was fire, explosions, and even

lightning. We're not saying there was a connection, but certainly the

coincidence is difficult to ignore.

It's obvious that kids are imitating what they see.

That chick is stupid.

Yeah.

I hope nobody imitates her.

You better check this out. Let us put the man and woman together and find out

which one is smarter.

That was cool.

Um, what language is this?

Uh, I think it's like French. Really?

Or Mexican or something.

I'll be damned.

I can sing in French. Check this out.

I'm pretty good, Beva.

You sound just like those dudes.

Whoa, check it out, but that's a guy from My Three Sons.

That's Ernie from My Three Sons. See back in the doorway? Oh, yeah. That's

That is him.

Check this out.

Hey, Uncle Charlie.

Seems like a lot of work to me.

Hey, Uncle Charlie. I think I'll go put on a stupid dork outfit and go dance

like a wolf for a while.

Hey, Uncle Charlie.

I think me and Chip are going to go dance around like a bunch of dorks.

And then, like, Uncle Charlie's like, Damn it, Arnie. I'm trying to make a

here. Will you get out of the kitchen and quit acting like a dog?

Yeah.

My three son of a bitches.

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