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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,370 --> 00:00:08,770 You're watching PBS. 2 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,110 He said BF. 3 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:16,710 But first he said P. 4 00:00:19,030 --> 00:00:22,370 We now return to Great American Minds Part 6. 5 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:23,690 Benjamin Franklin. 6 00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:31,969 It was on a rainy Philadelphia night in the middle of a cow pasture where I tied 7 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:37,189 a metal key to a kite in an attempt to prove my hypothesis of the presence of 8 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:38,630 electricity in lightning. 9 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:41,100 Whoa! 10 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,330 That's cool. 11 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,330 Get the kite, Venus. 12 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,550 Cool. 13 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:16,420 This is a happy little tune. Yeah, yeah. 14 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:18,860 Can you change the channel, butthead? 15 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:23,390 Hey, 16 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:27,060 is that that dude who's the host on Family Feud? Oh, yeah, yeah. 17 00:01:30,649 --> 00:01:32,430 What do you got, Hatch? 18 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:35,970 Name the place where I usually kick beaver. 19 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:42,470 I'm sorry. 20 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:46,130 The correct answer was at. 21 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,980 Damn it. I'm going to have to kick you there right now. 22 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:54,870 I'm like the dude with the socks. 23 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:56,160 Yeah. 24 00:01:57,630 --> 00:01:58,680 Families. 25 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:11,949 I'll get up when I want, except on Wednesday when I get rudely awake. What 26 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:13,450 hell language is he speaking? 27 00:02:13,451 --> 00:02:17,949 I don't know, it's like, I can hear some American words in there, but then it's 28 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:19,369 like, I can't really tell what he's saying. 29 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:21,150 Yeah, this must be English. 30 00:02:26,090 --> 00:02:29,310 England sucks. 31 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:36,310 You know those half -wipes of Beatles? 32 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,910 They ruined the music. Yeah, yeah, really. 33 00:02:38,911 --> 00:02:43,899 How come all these dudes always put an ice cream truck in their video? 34 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:47,690 Yeah, yeah, really, I don't know. I guess they're like, whoa, whoa, slap it! 35 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,000 This is gonna be cool. 36 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:56,970 Whoa. 37 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:58,780 Did you hear that one? 38 00:02:58,860 --> 00:02:59,910 Yeah, that was cool. 39 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,820 We could come out in storms more often. 40 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:03,790 Yeah. 41 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,810 Storms rule. 42 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:09,130 Okay, get ready, dude. 43 00:03:18,421 --> 00:03:20,389 Damn it. 44 00:03:20,390 --> 00:03:21,730 Trees piss me off. 45 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:23,870 Hey, buddy, check it out. 46 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:26,350 It's stuck in the crotch of a tree. 47 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:31,370 Damn it, Viva. Quit screwing around. 48 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:35,670 We've got an experiment to do. Help me get this stupid kite down. 49 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:37,380 Oh, yeah. 50 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:44,750 Get him here. 51 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:15,339 This one seems okay, but the other one got hit pretty bad. The EKG shows a 52 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:17,930 pulse, but there seems to be little brain activity. 53 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,839 Hi, Mr. Butthead. 54 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,020 Betsy Wiener, Decency and Media. 55 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,030 What's your name? 56 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:29,270 Betsy Wiener. 57 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:40,999 I spoke to the doctor. He says you boys were injured after imitating something 58 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,050 you saw on TV. 59 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,080 Could you tell me about it? 60 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:51,119 Uh... We were watching this TV show that had some, like, old dude with long hair 61 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,170 and glasses. 62 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,110 Howard Stern? 63 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,420 Uh... No. 64 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:57,830 No! 65 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,820 But have you ever seen Howard Stern or listened to his radio show? 66 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,320 Uh... I think so. 67 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,880 Uh -huh. Now we're getting somewhere. 68 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,720 Tell me more about this TV show. 69 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:17,139 Uh, well, this dude, like, tied his key to a kite and, like, lightning hit it 70 00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:18,190 and stuff. 71 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,020 It was pretty cool. 72 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,380 So this was portrayed in a glamorous light. 73 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,650 Whoa! 74 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,340 Shut up, dumbass. 75 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,740 I'm doing an interview. 76 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:31,800 Uh, well, 77 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,890 they said this dude was like... Uh, really great or something? 78 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,970 Quick, somebody get me that TV listing. I want to know what was on last night. 79 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,740 No, it couldn't be. 80 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:49,440 What else were you watching yesterday? 81 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,820 Uh, I think we saw some videos or something. 82 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,900 Tales from the hard side? 83 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:11,920 Yeah. Is that like stories about stiffies? 84 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,270 Yeah. 85 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:20,300 It's like, once upon a time, I had a stiffie. 86 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:22,720 And I lived happily ever after. 87 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,200 And that's my tale from the hard side. 88 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:27,990 Thank you. I'm David. Good night. Thank you. 89 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,180 I had a story for every stiffie I had. 90 00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:38,450 I'd have, like, uh, several stories. 91 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:39,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 92 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:41,680 Yeah, me too. 93 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:50,990 It's like, these guys, like, jump around and stuff like they're rapping, but, 94 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,890 like, this isn't rap music. It's metal. 95 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:54,360 You know what, Viva? 96 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:58,370 You just don't have any, like, uh, imagination. 97 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:02,130 I know. I don't want any either. 98 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:04,800 Imagination. Fuck. 99 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,539 It hurts when I use my imagination. 100 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,650 Okay. 101 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,860 Whoa. That dude's been green for a long time. 102 00:07:16,861 --> 00:07:18,439 No, wait, that's enough. 103 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,490 Check this out. 104 00:07:39,479 --> 00:07:40,529 Hey, Beaver. 105 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,340 You know what rules about hospitals? 106 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,840 All the free ice cream? 107 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,430 No. 108 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,410 You don't have to get out of bed to take a whiff. 109 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,370 Oh, yeah. 110 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:56,120 I took a dump in mine. 111 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:01,140 Check this out. 112 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:10,890 Bring us some more ice cream and some of that stuff for pain. 113 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:12,420 Yeah. 114 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:14,410 I wonder why everybody doesn't do that. 115 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:16,020 Yeah. 116 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:18,450 Hey, check it out. It's that chick. 117 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:24,149 These two boys were left unsupervised watching music videos that depicted rock 118 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,590 stars they thought were cool. 119 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:30,109 I understand that in one of the videos there was fire, explosions, and even 120 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:33,209 lightning. We're not saying there was a connection, but certainly the 121 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:35,010 coincidence is difficult to ignore. 122 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:38,210 It's obvious that kids are imitating what they see. 123 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:39,830 That chick is stupid. 124 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:42,180 Yeah. 125 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:45,030 I hope nobody imitates her. 126 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:01,199 You better check this out. Let us put the man and woman together and find out 127 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,440 which one is smarter. 128 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,150 That was cool. 129 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,480 Um, what language is this? 130 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,440 Uh, I think it's like French. Really? 131 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,300 Or Mexican or something. 132 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,570 I'll be damned. 133 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,140 I can sing in French. Check this out. 134 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:31,340 I'm pretty good, Beva. 135 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,160 You sound just like those dudes. 136 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,830 Whoa, check it out, but that's a guy from My Three Sons. 137 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,799 That's Ernie from My Three Sons. See back in the doorway? Oh, yeah. That's 138 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,850 That is him. 139 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,010 Check this out. 140 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:50,480 Hey, Uncle Charlie. 141 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,170 Seems like a lot of work to me. 142 00:09:55,050 --> 00:10:00,049 Hey, Uncle Charlie. I think I'll go put on a stupid dork outfit and go dance 143 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:01,130 like a wolf for a while. 144 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:02,930 Hey, Uncle Charlie. 145 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:08,490 I think me and Chip are going to go dance around like a bunch of dorks. 146 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:15,109 And then, like, Uncle Charlie's like, Damn it, Arnie. I'm trying to make a 147 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:18,780 here. Will you get out of the kitchen and quit acting like a dog? 148 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,110 Yeah. 149 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,900 My three son of a bitches. 150 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:27,500 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10838

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