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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,770 --> 00:00:11,610 Pole vaulters. 2 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,950 Baton passers. 3 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,210 Javelin throwers. 4 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:31,110 Whoa! 5 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,390 Ow. You dumbass. 6 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:46,550 I warned you. 7 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:56,050 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, here it is! It's about the time. It's on, buddy, it's on! 8 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:58,110 Okay, Beavis, now shut up. 9 00:00:58,890 --> 00:00:59,890 Oh, yeah, okay. 10 00:01:00,050 --> 00:01:01,830 I'm just gonna shut my mouth and watch. 11 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:07,970 Yeah! Take it for a... 12 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:09,590 Yeah, they're going to kick some ass now. 13 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:11,930 Beavis, you thought you were going to shut up. Oh, sorry. 14 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:13,850 I'm just going to shut up and listen. 15 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:15,830 Yeah, yeah, check it. 16 00:01:16,270 --> 00:01:18,350 See, this guy's going up on the roof. 17 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:21,650 This guy doesn't know what's going to happen. And so when he goes into his 18 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,950 apartment, they're going to beat the living crap out of him. Check this out. 19 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:26,490 Damn it, Beavis. I told you to shut up. 20 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:28,230 I'm not going to say anything. 21 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:29,690 I'm just going to be quiet. 22 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:31,790 I'm just going to be quiet for a while. 23 00:01:34,330 --> 00:01:35,950 Whoa, check this out. Check this out. 24 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,230 Check this out, Pete. 25 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:38,910 He's coming. He's delivering room service. 26 00:01:39,210 --> 00:01:42,150 Beavis. Oh, sorry. I forgot. 27 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:43,870 This is exciting. 28 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,130 Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:49,910 Now that's Stuart Wallace. Stuart Wallace, he plays himself. 30 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:56,150 Isn't it going to be cool when this video finally comes out? What are you 31 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:59,090 talking about, Beavis? You know, when the real video finally comes out. 32 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:01,790 This is a video, dumbass. No way. 33 00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:03,170 It's going to be that cool. 34 00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:07,440 Whoa. Hey, buddy, see this is Fred Kelly. He plays Bunny. Yeah. 35 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,220 Yeah, yeah, Nathan wins, see? It's Cochise. 36 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:11,460 Cochise is cool. 37 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,260 Yeah, Cochise kicks ass. 38 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:14,900 And that's the rookie, see? 39 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:18,940 See Cochise back there? Uh -huh. See, the rookie, he's got a really short 40 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:20,019 see? Oh, yeah. 41 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:23,780 He's pretty good, but he's got a bad temper. So Cochise has to calm him down 42 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:24,780 sometimes. 43 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:28,560 Cool. All right, man, hit the showers, now! 44 00:02:44,870 --> 00:02:47,310 Where the hell do you think you're going? 45 00:02:47,730 --> 00:02:49,930 Uh, to class. 46 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:56,290 Maybe you didn't hear me when I told you to hit the showers. 47 00:02:56,570 --> 00:03:00,010 Uh, we thought you were, like, talking to somebody else. 48 00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:02,250 I was talking to... 49 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,120 But, like, uh, we didn't sweat. 50 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:06,198 Yeah, yeah. 51 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:10,700 And if it's all the same, sir, um, I'd just like to wait till I get home to 52 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:11,659 a shower. 53 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,280 That would be all right. Look at you, boy! 54 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,040 You're covered in crap! 55 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,200 Um, that was last week. 56 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:19,160 This is blood, sir. 57 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:25,420 The name of this class is Physical Education, and that includes proper 58 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:28,880 hygiene. Hit the showers now or fail! 59 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:33,240 Uh, well, it looks kind of... crowded in there. 60 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:39,560 Do I have to undress you myself, butthead? Uh, no. 61 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,180 Yeah, I mean, no. 62 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,540 This sucks. I hate taking showers. 63 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,760 Yeah. 64 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:52,700 I don't want some naked dude standing with a schlong right next to me. Yeah, 65 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:57,200 really. I don't want some naked dude standing next to me with a schlong 66 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,080 around saying, hey, good game, man. 67 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,020 And you better not look at me. 68 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:03,760 fart knocker or I'll kick your ass. 69 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,780 You look at me, I'm gonna kick your ass. 70 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:11,200 Hey, Beavis and Butthead, are you guys gonna finally take a shower? 71 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:14,560 Uh, um, hey, dude. 72 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,240 I've never seen you guys take a shower before. 73 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:20,920 Uh, yeah. 74 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:27,080 How come you guys never take a shower? Uh, hey, Beavis, it's all clear. 75 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,240 Hey, Beavis, can you help me with this? 76 00:04:37,289 --> 00:04:40,970 I'm beginning to wonder if you boys have ever taken a shower in your lives. 77 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:44,810 What in the hell do you think you're doing with your underwear still on? 78 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:47,610 We don't want anybody looking at our nads. 79 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:49,510 Yeah. 80 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:53,630 Are you one of those gym teachers that likes to hang out and watch dudes in the 81 00:04:53,630 --> 00:04:54,630 shower? 82 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:57,230 Dammit, boy, you have pushed me to the limit. 83 00:04:57,490 --> 00:04:59,250 You're not getting out of it this time. 84 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:11,230 We have been saved by the power supreme. 85 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:12,590 Yes. 86 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,110 Fire drill rule. 87 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:15,470 Are you... 88 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:56,660 Not edge. 89 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,520 Oh, no, 90 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:05,440 I think there's that video where this guy just sits there and just, like, 91 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:07,260 mumbles the whole time. Yeah. 92 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,400 I think it's called numb. 93 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,880 It should be called dumb. 94 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:13,220 Yeah, yeah. 95 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:19,160 Yeah, yeah, get his mouth. Yeah, tie it around his mouth. Yeah, tie his jaw 96 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,160 shut. 97 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:24,840 That guy's saying, uh, 98 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,800 excuse me, Edge, this really sucks. Maybe we shouldn't do this. 99 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:34,760 And then Bono's saying, if you don't stop singing, I'm going to make out with 100 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,020 you. And I'm going to rub my chin all over your boobs. Yeah. 101 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:48,660 Wait a minute. 102 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:53,870 Cool. Well, he's got a lot of self -control not to, like, you know, do 103 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:56,430 about that. Yeah, but you can't see his hands. 104 00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:58,170 Oh, yeah. 105 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,230 Oh, yeah. 106 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:02,050 Yeah, 107 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:05,310 yeah, yeah. Kick him. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Have your foot in his mouth. 108 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:06,530 Yeah. 109 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:13,310 Oh, yuck. Jesus kissed him where that chick put her feet. 110 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:15,250 That's yucky. Yeah. 111 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,030 Check this out. 112 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:21,850 Thank you very much, Edge. Now will you please get the hell out of here? 113 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:23,750 Up yours. 114 00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:31,010 Yep, that's him, officers. 115 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:32,570 Book him, Dano. 116 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:37,150 Kick him, Dano. He deserves it. He's fucked. 117 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:40,650 We charge you with being in a fucky video for a crappy song. 118 00:07:41,510 --> 00:07:42,530 Guilty as charged. 119 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,750 Well, where are they taking him? 120 00:07:49,659 --> 00:07:53,020 I think they're going to go torture him somewhere, like to get him to say 121 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:55,540 something. Oh, yeah. You mean like, I'm a monkey's uncle? 122 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:59,340 No, dumbass. Like, you know, where the money is or something like that. If I 123 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:03,200 were that dude, I'd just like kick him in the nab and then like smack their 124 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,860 heads together and then just like tear ass. 125 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:10,700 Beavis, if that was you, they'd just like touch you and then you'd go, I'm a 126 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,660 monkey's uncle and I put the money in my backyard. 127 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,080 No, sir. 128 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,220 What, Monk? 129 00:08:19,190 --> 00:08:21,810 They're making him fight the janitor. Fight, yeah. 130 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:26,750 If I was a janitor, I'd, like, throw a bunch of thot -ups with puke at him, and 131 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,130 I'd go, now who's bad? 132 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:29,470 Yeah, yeah, really. 133 00:08:34,169 --> 00:08:35,610 Whoa. Yeah, yeah. 134 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,350 What? 135 00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:42,210 He turned into a bird. 136 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:45,530 If I could turn into a bird... 137 00:08:46,089 --> 00:08:47,610 I'd turn into a cock. 138 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:31,210 Whoa, is this a star -bellied snitches? 139 00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:35,050 Uh... What the hell are you talking about, Beva? 140 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:38,410 You know, the star -bellied snitches? Uh, no. 141 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:42,050 I read it in the book at my cousin's house. It's like, there's these snitches 142 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,950 that live on these beaches, and, like, some of them have scars and some of them 143 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:48,470 don't. And, like, so they fight, and, like, they roast marshmallows, and they, 144 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:50,990 like, hit each other with these sticks. And then this dude comes along with this 145 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,730 machine, and he, like, puts them in there, and it's, like, they put scars on 146 00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:55,529 their butts. 147 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:58,710 It's really cool. Dammit, Beavis, you've never read a book in your life. 148 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,910 Well, I know, but I looked at the pictures, and they were cool. 149 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,190 You butt munch. 150 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:08,610 You're a wuss. Shut up, butthead. 151 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:11,210 Our bellies need to roll. 152 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:16,130 Whoa, look at him go. 153 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:19,770 That's how I was dancing that time I crashed the prom, remember? 154 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:21,730 Yeah. 155 00:10:23,730 --> 00:10:25,850 Only you had your pants around your ankles. 156 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,410 Yeah, that was cool. 157 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:30,290 Yeah. 158 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:37,530 Only they kicked your ass out of there before you could even bust a move. 159 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:45,860 That's kind of rock. 160 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,120 Yeah. 161 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,360 Makes me want to boogie down. 11726