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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:10,440 One unidentified official claimed that, quote, these parties were known for 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:14,860 their wild, rowdy behavior, and any women in attendance should have expected 3 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:18,060 that the men would tear their clothes off and cop a feel. 4 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:23,080 Okay, Bob, kind of makes me wish I'd joined the military. 5 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:29,900 Hey, Beavis, we should, like, throw a party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could have, 6 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,960 like, cake and stuff. 7 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,580 No, dumbass. We should have, like, a party with chicks. 8 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:38,490 And, you know, cop a feel. 9 00:00:39,350 --> 00:00:43,110 That's a good idea, but... Where'd you get these ideas? 10 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:46,790 They come from my wiener. Oh, yeah? 11 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:50,690 We're gonna score. 12 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:55,990 I want you to open your eyes. 13 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:58,070 And I want you to look at me. 14 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:02,790 Now, baby, do you think you could do me? 15 00:01:03,970 --> 00:01:06,020 Oh. I see you've brought some friends. 16 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,740 Ooh, baby. 17 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:20,180 I'd like three of these chicks in pink. Yeah, me too. And four of the ones in 18 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,180 black, please. 19 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,320 And I'd like all of them, please. 20 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,720 Thank you, guys. 21 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:33,120 I haven't seen this video in, like, a really long time. 22 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:34,360 Yeah, it's been a long time. 23 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,720 I kind of missed the bus. 24 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,040 Yeah. 25 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:44,000 This dude looks like one of those drunk businessmen at those Krokioki bars. 26 00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:45,298 Oh, yeah. 27 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:50,100 Remember that time we were looking in the window and we saw that big fat slob? 28 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,920 He was going, I'm crazy. 29 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,280 Yeah. 30 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,240 I don't remember when that Chinese dude got up and he sang. 31 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:00,320 You ain't nothing but hound dog. 32 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:01,840 Crying all the time. 33 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,240 Anything. Love me tender. 34 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:06,580 Love me true. 35 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:08,120 Never let me go. 36 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,539 I can't do better than that. 37 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,720 He didn't say that, Beaver. 38 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:21,800 Today I want to rap a little bit about sexism. I wonder if anyone can give me 39 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,840 example of sexism. Does anyone have anything they'd like to share? 40 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,320 Uh, yeah. 41 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:32,440 Like, uh, we're gonna have a party. Yeah, it's gonna rock. 42 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:39,760 Yeah, and we especially want chicks to come, so we can, like, uh, uh, uh, you 43 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,760 know. 44 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:46,540 Good job, guys. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Anybody else? 45 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:51,000 This party's gonna kick ass. 46 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:52,220 Yeah. 47 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,320 We're going to have a party. 48 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,800 I'm going to score, man. 49 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,760 So? 50 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,420 How much party stuff can we buy with this much money? 51 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:13,820 None, but I'll give you some used forks from our toppings bar. 52 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,900 Cool. And I got some day -old donuts. 53 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,180 Donuts roll. 54 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,620 This party's going to rock. 55 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,940 We need one more thing, dude. 56 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:28,750 We need some hard stuff. 57 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:31,830 I got some hard stuff. 58 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:33,730 Not that, dumbass. 59 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,050 I'm talking about booze. 60 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:38,990 You know, liquor. 61 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:41,850 Let's ask that dude out back. 62 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:47,210 Uh, can we have some of that? 63 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:51,010 Do you have any kind of smokers? 64 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:52,230 Uh, no. 65 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:53,770 We got some donuts. 66 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:55,610 Here for what? 67 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,080 And here is for your donuts. 68 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:00,900 Cool. 69 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,820 The hard stuff rules. 70 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 We're going to score. 71 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:14,880 Hey, butthead, can I set this down? My hands are getting tired. No way, Beavis. 72 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:18,399 When the chicks walk in, they need to see it in your hands so they know you're 73 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:19,399 cool. 74 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,740 It's them. It's the chicks. It's the chicks. 75 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,300 Should I pretend like I'm drinking it? 76 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:28,220 Hi, guys. 77 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:31,080 Uh, what the hell are you doing here? 78 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,000 Time to party down, dudes. 79 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:37,400 I'm psyched. Hope you don't mind. I brought some buds from the youth group. 80 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,260 Wow, you were right, Stuart. 81 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,060 This party kicks rear. 82 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:44,560 You guys will have to come to our Loaves and Fishes cookout next week. Deal? 83 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:45,960 Uh, no. 84 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:48,520 Yeah. I'll pinch a little for you, though. 85 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:56,570 Okay, maybe MacGyver could beat Michael in a fight, but it doesn't matter 86 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:59,350 because nobody's smarter than a computerized car. 87 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:03,990 It does so matter because without Michael, Kit's just a normal car. Oh, 88 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:06,770 right. A normal talking car? Right. 89 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:09,710 Whoa. 90 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:14,350 It's... Todd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Todd, he's really here. He's really here. 91 00:05:15,090 --> 00:05:19,690 How's it going? Hey, man. This party looks more like a daycare center for 92 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:20,930 baby girls. 93 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:23,670 Hey, man. Want some hard stuff? 94 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:24,669 Give me that. 95 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:25,670 Yeah. 96 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:27,890 This crap is warm. 97 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:29,550 Get some cold stuff. 98 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,430 Uh. 99 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:36,110 I tell you what, ladies. If you leave right now, I'll let you go without 100 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:39,630 your asses. Uh. What? We got some women coming over. 101 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:41,510 Your party's over, man. 102 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:43,870 Uh, okay. 103 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:45,630 It's cool, dudes. 104 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:49,290 At my house, I've got a great new D &D video game. 105 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,550 Yay! All right! 106 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:52,970 Yeah! 107 00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:56,690 All right, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to get wild? 108 00:05:56,930 --> 00:06:00,370 Yeah. Are you ready to rock? Uh -huh. I want to ask you one question. Are you 109 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:04,850 ready to rock? I can't hear you. Okay. I can't hear you. Ladies and gentlemen, 110 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:08,410 please welcome... Where are you going? 111 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:11,310 Uh, Jesus Lizard? 112 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:15,870 Please welcome Jesus Lizard! 113 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:18,710 I'm pretty good at that, yeah. 114 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,490 I had to be one of those guys. 115 00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:23,390 I bet I could do that. 116 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:25,390 Beavis, you would suck. 117 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:29,570 The audience would, like, start booing, and then the band would kick your ass. 118 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:30,710 Shut up about it. 119 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:33,850 You know, one of my teachers told me I had special abilities. 120 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:38,510 Beavis, she just said that because you're stupid. 121 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,640 Oh, really? 122 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:46,440 These guys aren't too bad for one of those Jesus bands. 123 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:47,760 Yeah. 124 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,200 They don't really sound like Christian rock, though. 125 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:55,420 No, I mean like, you know, for one of those bands that has Jesus in their 126 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:01,340 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like about 900 of those bands. You know, the Jesus 127 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:05,620 and Mary, Joseph, like 900 -foot Jesus, you know. Yeah. 128 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:07,820 And most of them. 129 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:09,170 Fuck. 130 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:14,790 For the rest of my life. 131 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:19,890 Okay, here we go. Another video. 132 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,170 Line them up. 133 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:22,630 Yeah. 134 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:24,990 Yeah, peel out. Burn rubber. Yeah. 135 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,750 Tear ass. 136 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,850 Fight, fight, fight. Yeah, hit him. Kick the pumpkin. 137 00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:34,990 These hippies are going to smash the pumpkin. 138 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:36,750 No. 139 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,710 Hippies never break stuff. 140 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:41,410 What about that Gallagher dude? 141 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:42,690 Oh, yeah. 142 00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:46,710 He's, like, really irritating and he's not very funny. Yeah, really. 143 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:49,550 Well, then it's pretty cool because he starts smashing stuff. 144 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:52,950 Yeah, like, you have to sit through all the stuff and it doesn't make any sense. 145 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:56,190 And it's like, he starts breaking stuff and, like, throwing stuff at the 146 00:07:56,190 --> 00:07:57,190 audience. Yeah. 147 00:08:04,539 --> 00:08:06,440 That's good. Shaving cream on the van. 148 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,280 Yeah, throwing eggs. Very nice. 149 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:16,960 It's like, I don't understand toilet papering someone's house. 150 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,460 It's like, you're just doing them a favor. Yeah, really. 151 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:24,120 Now that someone would toilet paper my house, I've been wiping my butt with 152 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,400 newspaper for about a month. 153 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:27,800 Yeah. 154 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,920 I've been using this washcloth. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been using that same 155 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:32,920 washcloth, yeah. 156 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:38,140 Whoa. 157 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,100 Todd is cool. 158 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,400 Yeah. 159 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,619 Broke everything. 160 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:43,960 That must have been a cool party. 161 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,440 Yeah. 162 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,540 Maybe next time he'll let us stay. 163 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,679 Yeah, yeah. 164 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,460 Hey! Hey, girls! 165 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:51,900 Uh, Todd. 166 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,240 Hey, man. 167 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,160 I like it. 168 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,090 Did you have a good time at our party? Yeah, yeah. 169 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:03,290 I just wanted to let you know that, uh, you guys owe me 50 bucks for expenses. 170 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:06,110 I will be by later. Pick it up. 171 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:13,530 He must have had a really good time. 172 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:15,810 Yeah. We'll have to throw another party. 173 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:17,230 Yeah. 174 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,430 It's a good thing we had plenty of hard stuff. 175 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:24,220 Yeah. We just need to make sure it's cold next time. Yeah. 176 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:32,420 Hey, no shoes, no shirt, no service. 177 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,960 Those are the rules. 178 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:36,120 Now get the hell out of my store. 179 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:44,160 The asswipe I will beat. 180 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,020 Did he just say asswipe? He said housewife. 181 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,100 Sounds like asswipe to me, buddy. 182 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,400 Who cares, Davis? 183 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:00,880 Whoa! 184 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,880 I think he's saying, get your gun. 185 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:08,640 I think this is one of those stop the violence things. 186 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,840 You know, like, enough is enough. 187 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,120 You know, they really should, you know, stop the violence. 188 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:18,040 Sometimes it, like, hurts, you know. It's like, maybe, you know, like, if 189 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,700 give me a chance, you know, like... 190 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,240 Ow! Shut up, butthead! 191 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,480 Shut up, Beavis. I'm trying to watch this. 192 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,700 Damn it, butthead! 193 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:32,040 Damn it, Beavis. 194 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:33,680 Damn it, butthead. 195 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:38,620 I'm trying to be like, you know, like if they stop the violence, then... Ow! 196 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:43,240 Now quit acting like a damn wuss, Beavis, or I'm going to get medieval on 197 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,240 ass. 13814