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One unidentified official claimed that,
quote, these parties were known for
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their wild, rowdy behavior, and any
women in attendance should have expected
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that the men would tear their clothes
off and cop a feel.
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Okay, Bob, kind of makes me wish I'd
joined the military.
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Hey, Beavis, we should, like, throw a
party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could have,
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like, cake and stuff.
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No, dumbass. We should have, like, a
party with chicks.
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And, you know, cop a feel.
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That's a good idea, but... Where'd you
get these ideas?
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They come from my wiener. Oh, yeah?
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We're gonna score.
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I want you to open your eyes.
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And I want you to look at me.
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Now, baby, do you think you could do me?
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Oh. I see you've brought some friends.
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Ooh, baby.
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I'd like three of these chicks in pink.
Yeah, me too. And four of the ones in
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black, please.
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And I'd like all of them, please.
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Thank you, guys.
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I haven't seen this video in, like, a
really long time.
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Yeah, it's been a long time.
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I kind of missed the bus.
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Yeah.
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This dude looks like one of those drunk
businessmen at those Krokioki bars.
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Oh, yeah.
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Remember that time we were looking in
the window and we saw that big fat slob?
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He was going, I'm crazy.
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Yeah.
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I don't remember when that Chinese dude
got up and he sang.
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You ain't nothing but hound dog.
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Crying all the time.
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Anything. Love me tender.
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Love me true.
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Never let me go.
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I can't do better than that.
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He didn't say that, Beaver.
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Today I want to rap a little bit about
sexism. I wonder if anyone can give me
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example of sexism. Does anyone have
anything they'd like to share?
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Uh, yeah.
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Like, uh, we're gonna have a party.
Yeah, it's gonna rock.
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Yeah, and we especially want chicks to
come, so we can, like, uh, uh, uh, you
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know.
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Good job, guys. That's exactly what I'm
talking about. Anybody else?
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This party's gonna kick ass.
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Yeah.
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We're going to have a party.
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I'm going to score, man.
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So?
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How much party stuff can we buy with
this much money?
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None, but I'll give you some used forks
from our toppings bar.
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Cool. And I got some day -old donuts.
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Donuts roll.
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This party's going to rock.
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We need one more thing, dude.
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We need some hard stuff.
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I got some hard stuff.
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Not that, dumbass.
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I'm talking about booze.
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You know, liquor.
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Let's ask that dude out back.
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Uh, can we have some of that?
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Do you have any kind of smokers?
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Uh, no.
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We got some donuts.
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Here for what?
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And here is for your donuts.
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Cool.
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The hard stuff rules.
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We're going to score.
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Hey, butthead, can I set this down? My
hands are getting tired. No way, Beavis.
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When the chicks walk in, they need to
see it in your hands so they know you're
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cool.
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It's them. It's the chicks. It's the
chicks.
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Should I pretend like I'm drinking it?
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Hi, guys.
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Uh, what the hell are you doing here?
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Time to party down, dudes.
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I'm psyched. Hope you don't mind. I
brought some buds from the youth group.
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Wow, you were right, Stuart.
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This party kicks rear.
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You guys will have to come to our Loaves
and Fishes cookout next week. Deal?
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Uh, no.
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Yeah. I'll pinch a little for you,
though.
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Okay, maybe MacGyver could beat Michael
in a fight, but it doesn't matter
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because nobody's smarter than a
computerized car.
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It does so matter because without
Michael, Kit's just a normal car. Oh,
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right. A normal talking car? Right.
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Whoa.
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It's... Todd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Todd,
he's really here. He's really here.
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How's it going? Hey, man. This party
looks more like a daycare center for
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baby girls.
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Hey, man. Want some hard stuff?
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Give me that.
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Yeah.
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This crap is warm.
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Get some cold stuff.
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Uh.
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I tell you what, ladies. If you leave
right now, I'll let you go without
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your asses. Uh. What? We got some women
coming over.
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Your party's over, man.
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Uh, okay.
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It's cool, dudes.
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At my house, I've got a great new D &D
video game.
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Yay! All right!
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Yeah!
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, are you
ready to get wild?
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Yeah. Are you ready to rock? Uh -huh. I
want to ask you one question. Are you
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ready to rock? I can't hear you. Okay. I
can't hear you. Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome... Where are you going?
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Uh, Jesus Lizard?
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Please welcome Jesus Lizard!
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I'm pretty good at that, yeah.
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I had to be one of those guys.
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I bet I could do that.
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Beavis, you would suck.
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The audience would, like, start booing,
and then the band would kick your ass.
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Shut up about it.
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You know, one of my teachers told me I
had special abilities.
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Beavis, she just said that because
you're stupid.
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Oh, really?
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These guys aren't too bad for one of
those Jesus bands.
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Yeah.
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They don't really sound like Christian
rock, though.
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No, I mean like, you know, for one of
those bands that has Jesus in their
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like about
900 of those bands. You know, the Jesus
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and Mary, Joseph, like 900 -foot Jesus,
you know. Yeah.
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And most of them.
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Fuck.
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For the rest of my life.
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Okay, here we go. Another video.
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Line them up.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, peel out. Burn rubber. Yeah.
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Tear ass.
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Fight, fight, fight. Yeah, hit him. Kick
the pumpkin.
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These hippies are going to smash the
pumpkin.
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No.
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Hippies never break stuff.
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What about that Gallagher dude?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's, like, really irritating and he's
not very funny. Yeah, really.
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Well, then it's pretty cool because he
starts smashing stuff.
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Yeah, like, you have to sit through all
the stuff and it doesn't make any sense.
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And it's like, he starts breaking stuff
and, like, throwing stuff at the
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audience. Yeah.
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That's good. Shaving cream on the van.
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Yeah, throwing eggs. Very nice.
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It's like, I don't understand toilet
papering someone's house.
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It's like, you're just doing them a
favor. Yeah, really.
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Now that someone would toilet paper my
house, I've been wiping my butt with
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newspaper for about a month.
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Yeah.
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I've been using this washcloth. Oh,
yeah, yeah. I've been using that same
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washcloth, yeah.
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Whoa.
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Todd is cool.
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Yeah.
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Broke everything.
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That must have been a cool party.
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Yeah.
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Maybe next time he'll let us stay.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey! Hey, girls!
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Uh, Todd.
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Hey, man.
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I like it.
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Did you have a good time at our party?
Yeah, yeah.
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I just wanted to let you know that, uh,
you guys owe me 50 bucks for expenses.
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I will be by later. Pick it up.
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He must have had a really good time.
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Yeah. We'll have to throw another party.
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Yeah.
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It's a good thing we had plenty of hard
stuff.
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Yeah. We just need to make sure it's
cold next time. Yeah.
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Hey, no shoes, no shirt, no service.
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Those are the rules.
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Now get the hell out of my store.
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The asswipe I will beat.
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Did he just say asswipe? He said
housewife.
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Sounds like asswipe to me, buddy.
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Who cares, Davis?
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Whoa!
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I think he's saying, get your gun.
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I think this is one of those stop the
violence things.
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You know, like, enough is enough.
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You know, they really should, you know,
stop the violence.
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Sometimes it, like, hurts, you know.
It's like, maybe, you know, like, if
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give me a chance, you know, like...
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Ow! Shut up, butthead!
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Shut up, Beavis. I'm trying to watch
this.
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Damn it, butthead!
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Damn it, butthead.
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I'm trying to be like, you know, like if
they stop the violence, then... Ow!
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Now quit acting like a damn wuss,
Beavis, or I'm going to get medieval on
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ass.
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