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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:11,950 Hey! 2 00:00:14,910 --> 00:00:15,910 Hey, 3 00:00:17,590 --> 00:00:18,850 Beavis. 4 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:22,430 What's the most you ever got from a chick? 5 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:27,050 Remember that time that chick rubbed her thingies against my shoulder? 6 00:00:27,450 --> 00:00:28,450 Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:31,110 And I even saw her thingies. 8 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:33,590 Let's go do that again. 9 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,660 Yeah, yeah. 10 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,300 That's gonna be cool. 11 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:53,820 Come on, buddy, change it. I think I've got 12 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,140 music back for everything again. 13 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:57,380 No, it's not. 14 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,580 I think it rocked later. 15 00:01:04,950 --> 00:01:06,550 Whoa, is that a white zombie? 16 00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:11,750 Uh, might as well be. What, Marcus Welby, what? 17 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:23,830 Every time you see 18 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:28,430 a dude like this in a video with a suit on and sunglasses, it means he's bad. 19 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:32,610 Yeah, I think that's a guy from that commercial for the... Institute of 20 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:33,610 Entertainment Arts. 21 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:37,950 Check this out. Behind every rock band is an elite group of professionals that 22 00:01:37,950 --> 00:01:38,950 make the show happen. 23 00:01:39,110 --> 00:01:40,110 Oh, yeah. 24 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:43,530 I was thinking of signing up for that. 25 00:01:44,010 --> 00:01:45,010 I bet I could score. 26 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:50,070 Beavis, you could own the whole arena and you wouldn't score. 27 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,410 Shut up, buddy. 28 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:54,150 I bet I could score if I had one of those cellular phones. 29 00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:56,090 Uh, 30 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:58,970 maybe. But you're never going to get one of those. 31 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:03,100 Well, I could get a fake one. I'd be like, okay, we'll have the band over 32 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,120 We'll be right over. Okay. 33 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,960 Oh, no. 34 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:11,300 Oh, God. 35 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,800 Here we go again with another crappy fuck video. 36 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,640 Here we go again. 37 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,240 This sucks. 38 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:29,530 Oh, God. 39 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,970 What the hell is the problem with this crap? 40 00:02:32,410 --> 00:02:34,410 This sucks. 41 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:37,270 Yeah, I think that's what that note said. 42 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:42,970 Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch. Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch. If those 43 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:44,090 were the words, it'd be cool. 44 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:47,650 I was thinking of writing a song called, Damn it, son of a bitch. 45 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:53,290 Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch. Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch. Son of a 46 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,830 bitch. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. 47 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:56,790 Damn it, damn it, damn it. 48 00:02:57,910 --> 00:02:58,910 That's pretty cool. 49 00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:02,910 She sucked so bad they locked her in a box. 50 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,150 Yeah, really. 51 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,870 You know who else ought to do a concert from inside a box? 52 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:09,530 Nelson. 53 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,110 Oh, yeah. Bon Jovi. 54 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:18,330 How come those guys have to use a crowbar? Nobody nailed it shut. They're 55 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:19,490 crowbar? Yeah. 56 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:24,250 They should get that big fat dude from crowbar to come into this video and 57 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:25,390 straighten everybody out. 58 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:27,830 He'd come in and make them all do push -ups. 59 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:35,990 No. 60 00:03:36,410 --> 00:03:38,330 This chick's got, like, too much clothes. 61 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:48,210 I could let some dude cut my hair. 62 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:52,070 He'll probably accidentally, like, rub his nads on your elbow. 63 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:53,910 Oh, wait. 64 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,230 Yes. Yeah, yeah. 65 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:04,350 Yes. Yeah, yeah. 66 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:06,030 Come to butthead. 67 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:08,630 Yeah, yeah. 68 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:10,130 I'm gonna go to her. 69 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,630 Can I help you? 70 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:23,930 Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... I 71 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,490 like... Uh... Hold your head back. 72 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:34,950 Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... 73 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:40,490 Uh... Damn, what a sham. 74 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:46,390 Hey, buddy, did you see anything? 75 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:52,970 Beavis, I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good. 76 00:04:58,650 --> 00:04:59,650 Ow! 77 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:04,770 So, 78 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:08,250 uh, you come here often? 79 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:15,950 Hey, Beavis. 80 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:21,350 Hand me a magazine to, you know... Okay, let's go. 81 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:25,690 Uh, not yet. I mean, like, do Beavis first. 82 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:27,730 Yeah, yeah, do me. 83 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,210 Do me, baby. 84 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:32,750 Okay, then. Put your head back. 85 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:36,830 Get ready to climb the mountain, dude. 86 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,660 Oh, is that too hot? 87 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:55,160 You lean over a little more. Ow! 88 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,680 Ow! 89 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,960 I thought both of them. 90 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,960 You can see her whole boob. 91 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:07,980 Me too. 92 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,500 Are you guys ready yet? 93 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:32,130 Hey, Beaver. 94 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:35,410 I've still got a woody woodpecker. 95 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:46,410 Baby, 96 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:48,770 come on, man. 97 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:50,450 Let's get out of here. 98 00:06:55,400 --> 00:07:00,920 Those little asswipes, hang out for a second. This won't take long. 99 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,160 Uh, I think we're ready now. 100 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,700 Me too. 101 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:13,740 Just a little bit off the top and side. 102 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:22,320 What is this? 103 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Not together or something. 104 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,060 Yeah. 105 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,840 It's like everybody sings like this now. 106 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,040 Well, look at their hair, bud. It reminds me of, like, the pom -poms, you 107 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,040 at pep rallies. 108 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,620 Do you go to pep rallies? 109 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,160 Yeah. 110 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,820 You know, sometimes I go just to check out the bus. 111 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:57,540 If these guys practiced their instruments as much as they practiced 112 00:07:57,540 --> 00:08:00,520 their hair around, they'd be, like, pretty good, probably. 113 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,880 I don't know. They'd probably still fuck. 114 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,920 But, you know, maybe it's just me. 115 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:09,940 Doctor. 116 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:20,980 If I was a doctor, I'd just come in and say, Okay, everybody, drop your pants. 117 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:28,720 That would be cool. 118 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:32,340 Then you could, like, make a lot of money, too. 119 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:34,879 Hey, 120 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:44,460 Beavis. 121 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:46,880 Your haircut sucks. 122 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,300 Well, yours sucks worse. 123 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:53,790 Todd's pretty cool, but he sucks at cutting hair. 124 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:57,470 Yeah, he called off asswipes. 125 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:05,070 We saw the top of the mountain. 126 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:07,030 Yeah, yeah. 127 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,850 And my shoulder got some. 128 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,070 Yeah. 129 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,630 Whoa, hey, butthead, check it out. It's a liar. 130 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:28,830 It's a liar. 131 00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:32,250 Liar. I'll rip your guts out. I'll kick your ass. 132 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:34,270 Liar. Shut up. 133 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:35,850 Those aren't the words. 134 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,710 Whoa, whore. 135 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:40,370 Check it out, butthead. Whore. Yeah. 136 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:41,870 Whore rule. 137 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:50,890 I would fuck to be a cab driver. 138 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:53,410 No, wait, but I think it'd be pretty cool. 139 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:56,450 I'd be a good cab driver. I'd be like, where are you going today, ma 'am? 140 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,310 Okay. How do you get there? 141 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,350 You would fuck, Viva. 142 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,670 You sounded like a stupid dork. 143 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,910 You're never going to be able to do anything. 144 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:09,330 That would be cool. 145 00:10:09,950 --> 00:10:14,750 Check out this part, but I'd give me, hey, excuse me, pardon me. Hey, hey, 146 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,930 it. Hey, hey, watch it. Damn it. 147 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:18,650 Damn it. 148 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:21,190 Man. Viva, just shut up. 149 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:31,410 Okay. Damn it. 150 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:36,290 Just when he thinks something cool is about to happen, he starts showing off 151 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:37,290 strong he is. 152 00:10:38,110 --> 00:10:40,630 Butthead, I don't want to hear you complaining on this video. It's about 153 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,370 only cool thing we've seen in a long time. 154 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,810 Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me. 155 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:54,680 Yeah, I want to disconnect my phone. Yeah, here we go. 156 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,160 Come on, write something. 157 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,360 Yeah. 158 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,100 Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah. 10376