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What in tarnation's a skyscraper? It's a
very tall building, Mr. Clampett.
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What in tarnation's a building?
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It's a structure where people live or
work. With all your money, you could
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easily erect one.
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What in tarnation's a... Did someone say
wreck?
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Uh... Who in tarnation are you?
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Cause I reckon I can wreck things as
well as any boy can.
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You sure can.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Hey, Beavis. We need to, like, strike
oil just like those dudes.
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Then we'll be able to get money and
chicks and stuff.
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Yeah.
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We are there.
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We're there.
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Aspen Extreme.
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That movie sucked.
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I sat through that whole damn fucking
movie for two hours, and that chick
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got naked.
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Yeah.
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That's a good thing we snuck into that
movie, because if we had to pay, I would
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have been...
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kicking ass all over the place. Yeah,
really. How could she not get naked when
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they say ass right in the title? Yeah.
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Whoa.
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I don't know if they're, like, rap dudes
skied. I don't think these are real rap
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dudes, but... Yeah.
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They thought if they, like, went to a
ski resort that they'd be sure that no
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real rap dudes would find them and beat
the crap out of them.
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It's the only place they're safe.
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They'd probably, like, sit around the
corner and, like...
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Have their, like, big 40 -ouncers of hot
chocolate. Yeah.
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No chicks, no butts.
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Give me the marshmallows, biatch.
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Change the channel, buddy. I've had
enough of this.
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Okay, I think it's over, though.
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Oh, good, it's over.
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No, no.
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Uh, now it's over.
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Oh, okay, now it's over.
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Ah, oh, no.
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Damn it.
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Come on, change it, buddy. This song's
never gonna end.
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What a bunch of...
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Butt munchers.
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Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Ooh, I've seen these guys before.
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Oh, you haven't, Levi. We've never seen
this.
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Yes, I have.
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Ah!
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I've been having nightmares about these
guys. What is this?
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Come on, buddy, change it. This is
freaking me out.
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Levi, if you would.
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Ah! Look, he's looking at me!
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How could you be scared of these guys?
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You don't understand what I mean.
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You ever seen what these guys do? I have
these nightmares. It's like they tie me
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to a chair. Mm -hmm. And they're like,
they dance around me and look at me and
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go, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.
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And then I get medieval on my ass.
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Ah, he's waving at me.
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And it's like they're smiling because,
like, they know what they're going to do
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to me. And you know what else freaks me
out?
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It's like they have nabs on their head,
see? See?
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They're just dancing around now, but
pretty soon they're going to do it, see?
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Those aren't nabs.
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Those are, like, antennae.
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Well, but, I mean, how do you know there
aren't, like, nabs inside the antennae?
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Ah, no, not the beach ball! No!
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No! Ah!
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Ah!
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No, no, come on, come on! Besides, it's
like... I think they use those antennas
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to, like, receive evil messages.
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Are you a woofy?
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Oh, good. I think it's over.
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Digging for oil sucks.
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It sucks.
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Hey, Beaver.
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We're in a hole.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hole.
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Hey,
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butthead, butthead.
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I just, like, felt something.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wait, no, no. I mean, I felt something,
like, with my shovel.
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Come here, check it out.
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It's oil!
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It's oil! Why didn't we track oil?
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It's oil!
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Cool.
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A bubbling crude.
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Oil, that is.
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Black gold.
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Oil smells like turd. Yeah.
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I bet that's why it's so expensive.
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Yeah.
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We're gonna be rich.
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We're gonna be rich.
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Yeah, me too. We're there, dude.
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Yeah.
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Um, we're, like, still here.
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I thought we were gonna be rich.
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Uh, hmm, let's see.
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Can folks said Jed move away from there?
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Uh, I think we need to, like, sell it
and stuff first.
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Oh, yeah.
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Cool.
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Well, I guess we found the break in the
sewage line.
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Damn, and I just showered day before
yesterday.
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What in the hell?
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Uh, we're like filling oil.
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Black gold.
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Oil rules.
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Well, it sure as hell does.
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You know, boys, I keep a 30 -gallon drum
of oil in my garage.
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But oil is highly combustible. It has to
be handled properly. You can't just go
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door to door. Oil smells like turd.
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Yeah, like expensive turd. And you and
me are going to tangle if one
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drop of that gets on my property.
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Uh, so, like, how many barrels would you
like, sir?
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Yeah, you don't have all day.
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Damn it, boys. Get that barrel of crap
the hell out of here now.
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What a dumbass.
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Get out here and pick this stuff up.
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Yeah, real.
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Hey, buddy, check it out.
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A robber.
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Oh, yeah.
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Is that Alice Cooper?
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Uh, this is a chick, Beavis.
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This is an all -chick band.
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Oh, yeah.
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You couldn't put Alice Cooper in an all
-chick band anyway, because, like, all
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the chicks would, like, just be all over
him. Yeah.
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It'd be the same way if I was in an all
-girl band.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like me.
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Well,
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that chick can punch.
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I think that was a dude, Beavis.
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Don't wait, butthead. That's a chick.
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It's one of those girl boxers.
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That's cool. They can kick ass.
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They get in the ring and bitch slap each
other.
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Viva, that's not a chick. That's a dude.
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No, it's not. You bet it's an all -girl
band.
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It's like an all -girl band. They get a
chick boxer. Whoa, look at the nads on
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that chick.
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Viva, chicks don't have nads. How many
times do I have to tell you that?
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I know that, butthead.
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I just thought maybe, like, you know,
maybe they put them on, you know,
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she was fighting.
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Like clip -on man?
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You're a damn weirdo, Beaver.
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And you're stupid, too.
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Shut up.
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And chicks don't like you.
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Shut up, butthead.
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Some chicks like me.
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You fart knockers trying to steal our
oil?
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No. But we fixed your sewage leak.
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Uh, sewage?
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That doesn't come out of the ground,
dumbass.
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It comes from, like, toilets and stuff.
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No, it doesn't.
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It comes out of your ass, dumbass.
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Yeah.
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It comes out of your butt, butt munch.
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It comes out of your weed, dill weed.
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Uh... Yeah.
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Uh... It, uh... Uh... Wait, I got one.
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Uh... Oh, man.
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Is that the Jon Stewart show?
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Uh... No, that's on another channel now.
I think this is, uh...
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Uh... Whoa.
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That was cool.
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Thanks.
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I was talking about the chick scream,
Bela.
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Mine was pretty cool.
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That sounds kind of like one of those
records you get for Halloween.
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Like those sound effect records of
people screaming and stuff.
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Halloween is cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Remember that old lady down the street
that used to, like, give all the kids
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donuts that she made herself?
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Mm -hmm.
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It's like her husband was dead and her
kids were all grown up and lived away.
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Yeah, I remember that. So it's like the
only thing in life that really made her
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happy was making these homemade donuts
for the kids on Halloween.
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Yeah, that's right. That's right. Mm
-hmm. But then I told everybody that she
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was, like... Putting drugs in them and
needles and stuff.
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You got arrested.
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Hell yeah.
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That was kind of messed up, but it...
Yeah.
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But it shut up and took it out.
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I should hook up with this chick.
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