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That's gonna be cool.
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Yeah.
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The creatures of rock rule.
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Whoa. Yeah.
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Those chicks want me.
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Wait, buddy. She was talking to me.
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You wish.
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Hey, baby.
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Yeah.
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How's it hanging, dude -ness?
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You said hanging.
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Wear your seats, guys.
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Maybe we can rage together.
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Let me see your ticket.
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Like,
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I don't think we have any.
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Too bad.
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You better get some fat.
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Show's starting.
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See you inside.
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Oh, fuck.
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Damn it.
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Damn it.
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Hey, hey, quit looking at me like that.
You want to fight?
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You always, like, talk tough in front of
the TV set, but, like, if that dude was
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really here, he'd be a total wuss.
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No, I wouldn't.
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I'd take him on. No, you wouldn't. You'd
be like going, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Is that that Christian Slater dude?
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Yeah. It's like, Christians?
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Later, dude.
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We're trying to be funny. It never
works.
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This part of the song sucks.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's like, that other part is pretty
cool, but it's like, then they go into
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these different parts and, like, most of
them suck.
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If they could just stick to that one
part that's cool, you know, not play the
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stuff that, like, sucks, and then, you
know, then, like, you know, we'd all be,
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like, you know, we'd all be a little
better, yeah.
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Look at him.
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He's saying his dad doesn't have time
for him.
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Aww.
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Aww, he ain't got time for me.
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He's practically crying.
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Aww, that's too bad.
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Oh. Yeah.
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It doesn't look like it might be good.
Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Ooh. Yeah.
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Now, we're getting somewhere.
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It's like, you can say what you want
about Maiden, but when it comes to
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videos, they don't screw around.
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Yeah, yeah. Like, even if Maiden did
unplug, I bet they'd still have
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Yeah, they'd be like, we're not going to
unplug the explosion machine, dude.
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That's what got us here.
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Hell is from here to eternity?
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Wait a minute. I can't. true but like if
hell was really like from here to
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eternity and i mean like hell was like
everywhere so like like like everywhere
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is hell so like you say somebody go to
hell go to hell and you're just like
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really saying stay right there you know
you know what i'm saying yeah like it's
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like hell is from here go to hell beaver
okay no problem i'll stay right
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here no i mean just shut up it's like
Every time you try to figure
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something out, it's like, stupid.
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Who needs tickets?
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I got your seats right here.
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Tickets, who needs them tickets?
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You got any expert tickets?
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Yeah, baby, primo seats. I'm talking
four here, six rows back.
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Are they near those chicks?
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Listen up, big chief.
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They're near all the chicks.
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Cool.
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Can we have them? Come again?
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Did you say have? Man, this is creatures
of rock.
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Cross bucket, man. That lady singer gets
naked on the stage.
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These seats are close enough to cop
yourself a feel, man.
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Cool.
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Damn right. A hundred a pop. What do you
say?
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Uh, we don't have any money.
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No money? Where do you dirtbags come off
wasting my time? I probably just lost a
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sale talking, you losers.
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That's hot.
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I gotta take a whiz.
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Yeah, me too.
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This is hot.
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Yeah, maybe we should hold it. No way,
Viva.
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I gotta go really bad.
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Besides, I heard if you hold it in, it,
like, does damage to your nads.
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Oh, yeah. I want my naps to be in good
shape when we feel sick.
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Oh, rock and roll!
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Whoa.
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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That guy is cool.
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I'm concerned about my nap.
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I think we're getting closer.
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Like, we're probably going to be next
pretty soon.
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Damn it. We're missing the whole thing.
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Yeah, I know.
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We've got to tackle those chicks some
more.
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Let's go behind the dumpster or
something.
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Yeah, that's cool. Let's go behind the
dumpster.
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Hey! What? What the hell are you doing
back there?
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Huh? You know, just, uh, throwing
something away.
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What the hell do you think we provide
the damn bathroom for?
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I'm going to wipe every one of these
puddles up with you little turds.
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That dude was a pest.
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Is that Richard Marks? Uh, no.
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This is that Keith dude from the family.
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You mean Bonaduce?
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No, dumbass. This is his big brother.
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Keith. Whoa.
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Keith Bonaduce.
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Bonaduce. Keith Bonaduce.
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Yeah.
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Hey, buddy. Did you see when Bonaduce
fought Donny Osmond?
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Uh, that was on pay -per -view, Beavis.
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We don't get that.
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Yeah, but I saw, like, highlights from
it later.
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Cool.
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Did you see when Bonaduce found Geraldo?
Oh, yeah. Was that when he, like, threw
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a chair at him and broke his nose?
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Yeah.
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That would be cool, like, if Mrs.
Partridge kicked Geraldo's ass.
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Yeah, yeah. And then the winner gets to
face Bonaduce in the finals.
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That would be cool if, like, the whole
Partridge family kicked Geraldo's ass.
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Oh, yeah.
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And then, like, Tracy could kick him in
the neck.
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Yeah.
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She could stick her tambourine up his
butt.
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Or, like, Chris could stick a drumstick
up his butt.
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And then her daughter would be saying,
that's no fair, there's two Chris's.
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Yeah.
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Are you ready to rumble?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure someone's in there?
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Yeah.
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I wonder what's taking so long.
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Rock and roll, man!
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Get out, Affleck! No way, I'm gonna kick
your ass!
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No way, butt -mutt! No way, I'm first!
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No way, Peter, I'm first!
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Open the door, Beavis. I'm going to kick
your ass.
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Come on, buddy, get me out of here.
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It's stuck, buddy, it's stuck.
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Whoa, take this out.
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It'd be cool to do a video like this,
but instead of changing spaces, it'd be
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like changing thingies.
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Thingies and thingies and more thingies,
one after another.
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Yeah.
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Thingy vision.
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And then, like, for variety, just, you
know, like, throwing a butt every now
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then.
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Oh, check it out, Mr. T.
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Uh,
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look at Steve Perry.
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No, no, that's Freddy Krueger. It works.
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That's that chick.
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Not Captain Picard.
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You said hard.
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Well, look, it's Patrick Swayze.
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That's your mom. Look.
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That's over.
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