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Class, I'm extremely happy to announce
that today is Highland High's Career
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Now, this is a wonderful opportunity for
you guys.
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This will give you a chance to interface
with working professionals and learn
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about their exciting and rewarding job
field.
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Uh,
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is this, like, going to be on a test or
something?
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This is a life test, butthead. And
please raise your hand if you have a
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question. And as an incentive, everyone
will be excused from one day of school
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in order to observe their vocation of
choice.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Vacations kick ass. They kick ass. Yeah.
Kick ass. Yeah.
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Check this out, buddy.
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You could be saving money on long
-distance calls to family and friends.
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Yeah. They keep talking about big
savings, but I just don't see it.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, boy.
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How did this ever happen?
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Yeah, really.
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This is like just a bunch of bungholes.
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Yeah, because, whoa, that's that Brenda
bitch from Beverly Hills,
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902355781234567898265. 210.
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Leave us next time you're talking about
that show.
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Just say Beverly Hills and forget about
the numbers, okay?
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Oh, okay.
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But, like, why the hell is she hanging
out with these wussies?
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Yeah, I thought that, like, if you're a
bitch, that you'd, like, be into, like,
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something more hardcore.
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I think sometimes if you're a bitch,
it's like you listen to crap like this.
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Yeah, maybe it's like she doesn't even
like it, but she just, like, plays this
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stuff just to piss people off because
she's a bitch.
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Yeah.
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Bitches are cool.
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Bitches are cool.
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Hey, this guy looks familiar.
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Well, that's that guy. Remember when we
saw those naked movies that your uncle
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saw? That's the guy that was in them,
right there.
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How do you know, Beavis?
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I recognize him. That's him. That's the
guy that was in those naked movies,
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remember? And like, he had a schlong and
he was like, you know, like doing
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the... You were looking at that guy's
face when there was all that porn action
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going on?
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Well, you were probably looking at a
wiener, dumbass.
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No, I wasn't.
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I was looking like... Around his wiener.
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So, like, I guess he's, like, in a band
or something?
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No. This band probably just, like, keeps
him around because he can get chicks.
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Yeah.
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How come that guy gets to be in naked
movies?
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He's just, like, a big, fat, ugly slob.
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Yeah.
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Well, you're almost there, Beavis. All
you need to do is just, like, get fat.
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Really? How do I get big and fat?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I'm getting sick and tired of dudes who
sing like this.
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Yeah, it's like, it's like, almost every
damn video you see has, like, some guy
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singing like this. Yeah.
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It's like he's trying to be alternative.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that,
yeah. And it sucks.
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Flea markets are... Cool.
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Say, boys, interested in the printed
page?
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Uh, you got anything with naked chicks?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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With big hooters.
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Uh, no. We do mostly educational and
technical manuals. Who's gonna buy that
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crap? Yeah, really.
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Beavis, Butthead, you're supposed to be
exploring career opportunities.
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These jobs are stupid.
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Yeah. Everyone, like, works in a booth.
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These people don't work in booths.
They're here to answer questions and
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plan your future.
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Your life after graduation?
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Well, if you guys don't pick a career,
Van Driesen won't let you skip a day of
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school next week.
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Uh, skip school?
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Uh,
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we, like, need a career or something.
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Help us get out of school.
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You fellas think you've got what it
takes for security work?
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Do we get to kick some ass?
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Yeah. Do we get taters and tear gas?
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Hell no.
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I work at the mall.
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Video surveillance.
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Basically, they pay me to watch TV all
day.
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Whoa.
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Cool. Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, buddy. We can do that.
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Yeah.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Okay, fellas, very simple. All you have
to do is watch these screens.
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Cool. Hey, where's the remote?
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Hey, millow out!
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If you spot any unusual activity, you
come and get me immediately.
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I gotta go secure the food court.
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Uh, okay, dude.
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Yeah, okay, we got it under control.
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These shows suck.
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Yeah, change it to something cool.
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I'm trying.
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There's nothing good on.
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These channels all suck.
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Yeah.
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Really. Let's go out and bust somebody
or something.
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Yeah.
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Let's secure them all.
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Hey, buddy.
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People respect the badge.
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Yeah.
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Because it, like, gives us permission to
kick their ass and stuff.
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Chicks like a man in a uniform.
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Yeah.
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Check this out.
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Excuse me, ma 'am.
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Yes? I'm like security.
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I'm like, I'm gonna have to ask you to,
you know, assume the position.
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Assume. If you lay a hand on me, I'll
sue your ass.
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Whoa.
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Hey, butt -head, let's look for some
crimes or something.
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Yeah.
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Uh, excuse me, sir, did you pay for
that?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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If you just cooperate, it'll make it a
lot easier on both of us, okay?
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Uh,
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excuse me, ma 'am.
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Who, me?
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Could you step over here for a minute,
please?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, we'd just like to talk to you for
a minute, please. Could you step over
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here?
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This is gonna be cool.
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Whoa, check it out, butthead. It's an
outie. That's not an outie, Beavis.
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There's two of them. See at the nipples.
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Those aren't nipples, butthead. Look how
low they are.
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No way, Beavis. That's just because she
doesn't have any legs or a butt.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Besides, nipples can be
low.
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Just look at your mom.
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I guess they are nipples.
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Whoa, check out that black dude.
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Yeah.
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He's going to save the day.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Check it out. He's shaking his head.
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Wake up. Wake up, Ponzi.
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Yeah.
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That dude's like Fang.
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Damn it. Quit messing with my head and
go get my leg.
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Yeah.
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Check it out, buddy.
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A flot.
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Yeah.
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Your mother's a flot.
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I'm not a mother.
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That's a bee.
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Well, that dude's got a pet bee.
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That's pretty cool, yeah.
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I had a bee that I teached it to go
sting people.
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Take him, boy. Take him. Take him in the
bus. Go.
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Yeah.
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Okay, good night, little dude. See you
tomorrow.
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Oh, what the hell are those punks doing?
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Uh, did you pay for that, ma 'am?
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Yeah. Can I see your receipt, please?
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Yeah, can I see your slip?
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Excuse me?
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Uh, can we, like, frisk you?
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Yeah, yeah, me too. I don't think so.
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What are you doing away from your post?
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Let me handle this.
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Did you, uh, purchase that, ma 'am?
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Yes, I did.
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I apologize, ma 'am. I'm going to have
to ask you to assume the position.
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It looks like a full cavity search.
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White trash, rent -a -cop, piece of...
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You're
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pretty cool.
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Is this one of those sneaker ads where,
like, those basketball players sit
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around in a barbershop?
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Uh, yeah.
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Only it's, like, a bunch of white guys.
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And white music.
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Yeah. It's butt -white music.
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Hey, where'd that cat come from?
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Uh, I think it came out of the nose.
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Oh, man.
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Is that supposed to be funny?
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Uh, it's supposed to be.
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It would have been funny if it came out
of his butt.
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Why is that? I mean, how come, like, if
it comes out of his nose, it's not that
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funny, but, like, if it comes out of his
butt, it's funny?
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Why is that?
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Well, it's because, like, your butt has
a crack in it.
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Oh, yeah.
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What a wuss.
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I hate it when you go to the barber, and
it's like, he starts cutting your hair,
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and then he goes, so, how's school?
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Yeah.
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I usually say, it sucks.
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Now shut up and cut my hair before I
stick that comb up your butt.
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You know, butthead, maybe that's why you
get all those fucky haircuts, you know?
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Maybe you should try being a little
nicer.
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I'm going to shove a comb up your butt.
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My hair looks cool.
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