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He bought it. What was that?
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Uh, maybe your bike's getting ripped off
again.
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Hi, girls.
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Whoa. It's Todd.
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Yeah.
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Like, uh, hi.
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You candy asses are sitting in my spot.
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Move.
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Uh, can we, like, sit over here on the
floor?
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Whatever.
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Block my view and you're dead.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Whoa, it's Crowbar!
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Oh, yeah.
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They're always taking a dump.
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Whoa.
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He thought he gave his heart and soul to
some shit.
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That must have been like at least 50
pounds of meat.
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Yeah.
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This music is low and fat.
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Isn't that the kind of music you have on
a workout tape? If you're skinny and
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you want to get fat?
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Yeah.
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Just like you put this on and then just
like pig out.
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And then every now and then you go, I
gave my heart and soul to you.
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Yeah.
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And then you just sit there and get fat.
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I think this is like a love song.
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Yeah.
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It's a love song, Tony White.
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Did you see that guy?
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Yeah, he really did. Must be his first
concert.
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His mom's waiting outside in the same
class.
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She said, okay, now what time is the
concert going to be over?
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That's what I want.
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Can't nobody know where I am, okay?
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So if anybody comes by looking for me,
just play dumb.
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Got it?
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Uh... Um, this is all we got, sir.
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Me and Butthead were gonna, like, eat it
for dinner, but, um, you know, you can
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have it.
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You call this food?
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Um, uh, what should I call it, sir?
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Crap? Yeah, this is crap, Beavis.
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Shut up, bunghole! This is your favorite
food!
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It used to be butt wipe.
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Get the door, you turds! And remember,
play dumb!
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Where's Todd at?
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Uh, we don't know. Like, we're dumb.
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Yeah, but we're like in his gang and
stuff, so you can talk to us.
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That's cool. We got a message for Todd,
so listen up.
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Who was it? Uh, they said they, like,
had a message for you, but then they
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kicked our asses.
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Yeah, we told them we were dumb.
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Yeah, they probably didn't believe us.
Uh, can we be in your gang now?
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Shut up and fix the antenna.
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Yeah, shut up, Beavis, and fix the
antenna.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Bikinis rule.
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Damn it. Sit your ass down.
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Yeah, Beaver. At least try to be cool.
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Doughweed.
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Shut up, ass munch.
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I'm here with Tasha Lipton, four -time
bikini tetherball medalist and truly one
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of the classiest individuals in the
entire world of bikini athletics.
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Thanks, Brad.
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Now get your hand off my ass.
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Um, are we, like, ready to be in your
gang yet, sir?
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Listen, if you were really loyal, you'd
have kicked those guys' asses. To be in
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my gang, you gotta be more than just
dumb.
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Go get that.
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Tell them I'm not here.
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And bring some of those marshmallow
things on the way back, or I'll stomp a
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hole in your ass.
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Whoa.
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Todd's even cooler than we thought.
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Boys, I'm looking for a fella who goes
by the name of Todd.
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Um, uh, he's not in here.
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That's not what we heard.
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Uh, sir?
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kick your
ass.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna kick you in the
nads.
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Hey,
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cut it out, pothole. I'll kick your ass.
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I'm gonna kick you in the nads.
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Todd's gonna be pissed we didn't get him
those marshmallow crackers.
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Um, what's wrong with this dude's hair?
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Look who's talking, Beavis.
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What are you talking about? There's
nothing wrong with my hair.
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My hair's cool.
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Besides, that's not his hair, Beavis.
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He's like wearing some kind of Davy
Crockett hat or something.
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No, wait, but that's his hair.
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No, it's not, Beavis. It's like a
squirrel or something.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoa,
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check it out, buddy. They got Crocodile
Dundee in the band.
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It's pronounced Dundee, Beaver.
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Oh, yeah.
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I didn't know he played.
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Yeah.
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He jams with midnight oil sometimes.
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Oh, really?
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He sounds better with these guys.
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I'm glad to see you hooked up with a
good band.
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This dude's, like, getting on my nerves.
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It's like, quit wiggling around and get
me some gas.
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Yeah, really.
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And check the oil, dammit.
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Yeah.
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And wash my windows, butt -knocker.
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Don't call him that, butthead.
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Why not, butt -knocker?
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Dammit, butthead, don't call me that. I
told you that before.
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Don't call him that either.
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Oh, look, he's still got his jacket.
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Settle down, Brian.
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Yeah, that was pretty cool.
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Hey, buddy, I might get a guitar.
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Yeah.
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Then in the morning, you could, like,
just say, uh, I'm practicing.
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I'm watching.
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Yeah?
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Well, don't drop the soap.
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Uh,
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soap?
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Okay, follow me, girls.
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So is Todd pissed?
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Yeah.
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And he wants us to stop telling people
we know him because it, like,
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him or something.
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Oh, yeah.
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He's cool.
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And he wants us to bring him some food
if we ever get out.
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Home sweet home, punks.
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Hey, it's those wussies from Todd's
gang.
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Uh, we're like dumb.
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Yeah, and now I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Whoa. That's the most naked I've ever
seen a chick on TV.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Except for that body spray commercial
they play about 60 times a day.
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Oh, yeah.
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Those black boxes suck.
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Whoa, is that the Women in Prison movie?
Uh, yeah.
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I think so.
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All right, yeah, I'm up for this.
Nothing like getting some nachos and
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back and watching a good old women in
prison movie.
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Yeah.
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Maybe this isn't a women in prison
movie.
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It's like they're singing and stuff.
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Maybe this is like, you know, drama
chicks in prison.
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Cop Rock sucks.
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Yeah, that show would have been better,
but, like, you know, more fights and
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brutality and stuff like that.
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Yeah. It was just like, you know, cops,
but without the rock.
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You know, they're just like cops.
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They're just cops. Yeah.
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Could be a show about people copping a
field.
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Yeah.
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I'd do that.
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Yeah.
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