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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,640 DISTANT BIRDSONG 2 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,560 SHE EXHALES LOUDLY 3 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,120 SHE SIGHS 4 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,080 Oh, hello. 5 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,960 SHE GULPS 6 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,520 {\an8}Oh, fuck. 7 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,560 Oh. 8 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,440 TOILET FLUSHES 9 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,800 DISTANT RADIO CHATTER 10 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,760 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 11 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,520 RADIO CHATTER STOPS 12 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,637 -Kitty! -Hello. 13 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,237 I didn't expect you to be up yet. 14 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,797 Did you sleep? 15 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,877 -I've forgotten your name. -Beth! 16 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,237 -Beth. -Yeah, we got a bit drunk, didn't we? 17 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,037 Let me get you some breakfast. 18 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,757 Oh, no, you finish your... 19 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,637 No, no, I've got to go in a minute. 20 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:54,757 Um... 21 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,917 What can I get you? 22 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,637 Coffee? 23 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,397 Alka-Seltzer? 24 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:03,560 You just help yourself to toast, jam, whatever. 25 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,677 Did we...? 26 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,397 Last night, what did we...? 27 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,837 "What did we...?" 28 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,637 Oh, we talked... about music! 29 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,037 The band. This band that I'm involved with. 30 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,197 And my idea to do something more with it. 31 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,277 Something more than silly cover songs. 32 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,717 And you seemed keen. 33 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,037 Well, more than keen. 34 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,397 I am! I am... 35 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,917 I would be. 36 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,157 We came up with a whole song. 37 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,437 Do you remember? 38 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,717 We were singing it in the car. 39 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,277 You with your fantastic voice! 40 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,117 And... and me with my... 41 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,400 ...not quite so fantastic voice. 42 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,917 We didn't have sex or anything? 43 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,277 You and me? 44 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,480 No. 45 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,717 BETH CHUCKLES 46 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,157 Oh, can you imagine? 47 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,717 No. 48 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,277 Anyway, look, we can catch up properly again this evening. 49 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,357 If you want to, but you don't have to. 50 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,277 But I could cook us a meal, or... or... 51 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,717 -Are you vegetarian or anything? -No. 52 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,197 No, I think you told me that last night. 53 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,077 Just help yourself to anything in the fridge. 54 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,237 If you go out for a walk, can you lock up? 55 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,397 Just put the key under the plant pot outside, outside the back door. 56 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,837 Ah! 57 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,957 Otherwise, just make yourself at home. 58 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,877 Yeah. If you're... 59 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,797 If you're... 60 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,757 -Thanks. -Oh, no, thank you! 61 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,397 It's so exciting. 62 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,997 Yeah. 63 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,477 Is it? 64 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,077 Shouldn't get too carried away. 65 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,957 Early days. 66 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,597 I'm usually back about five or six. 67 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,677 And you've got my number. 68 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,597 It's in your phone, under "Beth". 69 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,557 We swapped phone numbers last night. 70 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,837 So, call me, if you need anything at all. 71 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,117 But you take it easy, eh, Kitty? 72 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,357 You've had a really unpleasant experience 73 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,000 and you need time to recover, and sort yourself out. 74 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,557 And you do need to see a doctor. 75 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,160 Yeah, I know. I will. 76 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,797 Thanks. 77 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,160 OK. 78 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,200 See you. 79 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,840 DOOR OPENS 80 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,797 ROCK MUSIC 81 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,677 {\an8}♪ Let's start a riot 82 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,357 {\an8}♪ We won't be quiet 83 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,560 {\an8}♪ Riot Women gonna set this world on fire. ♪ 84 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,837 {\an8}RINGTONE 85 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,237 Yeah, hang on, Beth. 86 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,077 I got a message to ring you! 87 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,557 Bye, Granny! 88 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,717 Oh, see you later, lads. I love you! 89 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,317 -See ya! -See ya. -You at work? 90 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,877 No, I just wanted to check you were all right last night. 91 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,117 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 92 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,157 Sorry, I shouldn't have walked out like that. 93 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,637 Eh, you don't have to apologise, Beth. Not to me. 94 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,117 I'm just... 95 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,037 I'm just sorry Yvonne was such a pain in the... bottom. 96 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,757 I mean, I didn't even know she was coming. I don't even know her. 97 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,637 I was just going with the flow. 98 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,597 I was just thinking, "The more, the merrier." 99 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,437 Of course, yeah. 100 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,597 -So, you're still in? -I am definitely still in! 101 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,117 Good. Right, so we're going to meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 102 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,637 I figured that'd work for you, cos you said you never go out. 103 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,117 And we're going to work on Smoke On The Water - 104 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,437 cos I can already do that on the drums - 105 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,757 Waterloo and Layla. 106 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,797 -How about that? -That's great! And... I wanted to... 107 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,157 Yeah, but listen, Holly gave Yvonne a right good talking to last night 108 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,277 after you'd gone, and we've decided we're just going to perform 109 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,117 whichever one we're all happiest with on the night. How about that? 110 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,117 Perfect. That's brilliant. So, I wanted... 111 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,397 Yeah, yeah. Well, so long as we can all agree, yeah. 112 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,037 In other news, the other news is that 113 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,837 I have found us a singer. 114 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,437 A proper singer. 115 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,277 Someone who can actually fucking... 116 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,437 Oh, my God, can she sing?! 117 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,797 ♪ Go on, take everything! 118 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,237 ♪ Take everything, take everything 119 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:04,880 ♪ Take everything! ♪ 120 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,357 Fancy a shag? 121 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,640 Oh, fuck off, you old tosser. 122 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,880 Sorry. Excuse me. Hello? 123 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,277 Um... 124 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,077 You've got an amazing voice. 125 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,077 Can I get you a drink? 126 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,440 Vodka soda. 127 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,640 -You all right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 128 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,837 A Diet Coke, please. 129 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,237 Do you want to be in a band? 130 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,517 You what? 131 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,637 I know this will probably sound crazy, 132 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,277 and it's not professional - 133 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,677 there's no money - 134 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,437 but me and a friend are trying to put a band together 135 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,597 just for a bit of fun, 136 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,037 but we haven't got a singer. 137 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,920 Well, I mean someone who can actually sing. 138 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,517 And it's just for this charity event, 139 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,157 and we'd be doing a cover, 140 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,357 and we're no good. 141 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,437 Well, not yet. 142 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,037 But what I was hoping was that, eventually, 143 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,797 we'd be able to write our own material 144 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,797 about things that matter. 145 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,877 You see, we're all women on the wrong side of 50. 146 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,477 And now, you're obviously younger than that but... 147 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,357 Why, what sort of things... 148 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,877 ...that matter? 149 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,240 Oh, well... 150 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,880 In my case... 151 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,517 ...my husband decided to leave 152 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,197 about a year ago, 153 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,877 which was fine, 154 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,277 except it wasn't. 155 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,197 Not really. 156 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,197 And then there's my son. 157 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,480 He's married to a very nice girl. 158 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,837 I just don't think I really exist any more. 159 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,117 Not in their world. 160 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,997 And work's a head fuck. 161 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,677 I'd love to retire, 162 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,317 but there's a thousand reasons why that's not an option, 163 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,677 and then, on top of all that, 164 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,717 there's the inevitable headaches, night sweats, 165 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,877 can't sleep, can't think straight, 166 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,357 can't make a decision without bursting into tears, 167 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,600 which all sounds a bit miserable. 168 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,597 But I had a moment, 169 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,437 and it all became more about anger than misery. 170 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,877 Which is why I think punk is the thing. 171 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,277 It's my era. 172 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,357 I grew up in the '70s. 173 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,557 And your voice, 174 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,997 that's a real talent. 175 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,000 To have such raw energy in your voice... 176 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,640 ...that, I would think, is really rather rare. 177 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,400 It's interesting you should say all that. 178 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,717 I've been having a bit of a shit week myself. 179 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,397 Turns out this fella's been having her on for years, 180 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,437 telling her he can't stand his wife 181 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,037 and that he's leaving her. 182 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,517 Only she finds out that he's got three weeks' holiday booked 183 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,517 in Antigua with his wife and their two kids, 184 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,877 where they're going to reaffirm their marriage vows. 185 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,197 So she realises, like a slap in the face, 186 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,917 she was only ever meant to be his bit on the side. 187 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,237 Men are just... 188 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,357 They're just wired wrong, aren't they? 189 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,677 And do you know what? 190 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,477 I don't think they can actually help it. 191 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,877 Don't make excuses for him, for fuck's sake. 192 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:29,397 -Sorry. -And she's got her own very vivid take on things, 193 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,997 and she's really keen - 194 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,997 I mean, to develop songs and stuff. 195 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,077 No, no, no way. Not Waterloo. 196 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,437 -No, it's a good song... -It's a good song, 197 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,477 but you want to be doing something like Billie Eilish - Bad Guy. 198 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,677 Bikini K... 199 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,237 -Alanis Morissette. -Oh... 200 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,757 ♪ Is she perverted like me? 201 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,357 ♪ Would she go down on you in a theatre? ♪ 202 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,677 Oh, there's too many. 203 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,837 ♪ And I'm here... ♪ 204 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,437 Oh, it's too high. 205 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:57,877 ♪ To remind you of the mess you left when you went away 206 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,957 ♪ It's not fair to deny... ♪ 207 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,677 Oh, Skunk Anansie. 208 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,877 ♪ As weak as I am 209 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,597 ♪ No tears for you 210 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,757 ♪ As deep as I am 211 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,077 ♪ I'm no-one's fool 212 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,477 ♪ As weak as I am... ♪ 213 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:15,917 Oh! Last Dinner Party. 214 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,437 ♪ And I will fuck you like nothing matters 215 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,077 ♪ And I will hold you like he held her... ♪ 216 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,397 Can I...? Can I just take your name and number 217 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,997 so I can get in touch about rehearsals? 218 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,277 Are you leaving? 219 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,600 I've got work in the morning. 220 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,040 Have you literally got nowhere to go? 221 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,278 LAUGHING 222 00:10:39,361 --> 00:10:40,557 I used to... 223 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,757 I used to invent swear words. 224 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,240 It was so inglorious! 225 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:50,357 And then, oh, the pitiful, shameful, shitty arguments we used to have! 226 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,757 And his favourite line was... 227 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,157 I shouldn't criticise him 228 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,677 because he wasn't the worst husband in the world - 229 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,437 not by any stretch of the imagination - 230 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,837 but his favourite line, in any argument, 231 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,437 was always, 232 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,720 -"You're just like your mother!" -Oh! 233 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,437 Which I used to hear as an insult. 234 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,077 -And then, when my mother got dementia... -Ohh... 235 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:15,837 ...which I remembered all the thousand-and-one things 236 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,517 I'd learned from her about life, 237 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,717 across that sea of years when I was growing up. 238 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,717 That brilliant, articulate, kind, 239 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,957 clever woman that was my mother, 240 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:31,677 and I thought, "Yes! I am just like my mother! Thank you very much!" 241 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,997 "So fuck you with your below the belt shitty insults." 242 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:38,357 You see, I always thought that would make a good song. 243 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,557 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother!" 244 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,837 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 245 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,917 BOTH: - ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 246 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,240 ♪ "At least I'm nothing like yours!" ♪ 247 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,920 CAR HORN BEEPS 248 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:57,077 Are you sure I can't make you something to eat? 249 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,597 I don't really do food. 250 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,117 Mm. 251 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,840 Well, cheers! 252 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,797 What did you do to your face? 253 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,637 Oh, it's been a funny few days. 254 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,200 I'm really sorry. 255 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,677 Is that your mum? 256 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,077 Yes. Yes. 257 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,440 And that's Tom, my son. 258 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,080 Oh, and that's his wife. 259 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,037 Nice. 260 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,800 Have you got children? 261 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,837 No. 262 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,717 I'm going to sit down. 263 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,077 Yeah. Yeah. Do, do. 264 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,077 I hardly ever see him these days. 265 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,960 He's happy, he does his own thing... 266 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960 ...but he doesn't need me any more. 267 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,517 You see, there's another song! 268 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,757 There are so many! I should be getting out my new keyboard. 269 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,597 I could write a thousand songs about 270 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,440 this twat I've been dealing with. 271 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,837 I would help you with that, only I might damage something. 272 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,477 No, no, it's all right. It's all right. 273 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,920 What do you do for, you know, money? 274 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,720 Whatever I can. 275 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,840 THEY LAUGH 276 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,240 Oh, God! I thought there was an arm there. 277 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,997 Could you give her a job, like, behind the bar? 278 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,197 Yeah, I can possibly give her a few hours. 279 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,877 She's a bit rough and ready, 280 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,197 but I like her. 281 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,480 She makes me smile. 282 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,837 She's cheered me up. 283 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,797 Yeah, well, I could have a chat with her, 284 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,317 if she can get herself down to the Duke with a P45. 285 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,077 All right, sweetheart. Yeah. 286 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,517 Right, I'm just going to sign us up for the talent contest. 287 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,157 Um... 288 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,197 ...what shall I put down as our name? 289 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,477 Do you not like Riot Women? 290 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,357 What about Hot Flush? 291 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,757 Well... 292 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,077 Oh, put anything. 293 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,597 We can always change it later. 294 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:47,760 Er... 295 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,877 Right. 296 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,797 It's official. It's in ink. 297 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,037 What are we? 298 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,320 We're the Riot Women! 299 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,997 ...Manuela. 300 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,960 OK. Back in ten! 301 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,637 ♪ I got my hair slicked back and my boots on... ♪ 302 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,477 Hey! Hey, Luca. Hey, have you done that project? 303 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,120 -Finally. -Brilliant. 304 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,637 Hey! 305 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:32,837 Oh, shit. 306 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,877 This way. Are you still ignoring me, Jessie? 307 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,077 -I'm here. -Sorry. Are you talking to me? 308 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,517 It's silly! 309 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,797 -You're silly. -Sorry, I didn't see you there. 310 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,877 It's time to be more like the grown-ups. 311 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,157 We are in the same business. 312 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,397 We should communicate. We should share intel. 313 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,797 Yeah, Yeah. Sure, sure. 314 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,477 Any time. Bye! 315 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,757 I am prodding you with my olive stick. 316 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,557 Oh, what? So you can nick all my customers again? 317 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,677 Lovely. Thanks. Ta-ra! 318 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,077 Because we have things in common. 319 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,117 Yeah? We don't. Have a nice day. 320 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,277 Jessie. Come on! 321 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,757 This is ancient history. 322 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,837 Oh, is it? Is it really? 323 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,797 What about that time you pranged me Fiesta? 324 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,197 Hey? Not even so much as a sorry. 325 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,957 "Sorry I've written your car off, Jess." 326 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,597 No. Jess, you pranged my truck. 327 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,037 You were on your phone. 328 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,597 No, no, I was not on my phone. 329 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,157 I was not on my phone. 330 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,037 That was a lie you told the insurance company. 331 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,637 I'm sorry. 332 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,637 I am sorry you lost your no claims bonus. 333 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,277 Yeah. Funny. Funny. Look, everyone's laughing. Ha-ha-ha-ha! 334 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,157 And you gave me Covid, shouting in me face with your breath. 335 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,837 I was ill in bed for six weeks, 336 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,397 and you're just swanning around, 337 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,637 like the arrogant, ignorant fucktard that you are. 338 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,717 And that's the only reason 339 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,597 the insurance company came down on your side - 340 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,317 I was too ill to contest the thing properly. 341 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,437 That's not ancient history. 342 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:47,037 So, yeah, I am ignoring you, actually, Inez. 343 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,560 Bye-bye. 344 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,597 You make me sad, Jessie. 345 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,037 We were friends once, 346 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,757 we can be friends again, no? 347 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,797 Jess. 348 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,280 Well, boo-hoo! Suck it up! 349 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,637 So, playing an electric guitar is 350 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,437 different to playing an acoustic guitar. 351 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,957 I mean, the chords are all the same but, then there's different stuff. 352 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,637 Like, do you know about your power chords? 353 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,997 No, I've not even got guitar yet. 354 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,157 I need to find someone I can borrow one off. 355 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,757 -Will you be playing rhythm or lead? -No idea. 356 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,557 So, rhythm guitar is like you're playing chords. 357 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,037 Like, you're supporting the drummer, like, keeping the beat going. 358 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,317 And then, lead you're doing, like, 359 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,357 your riffs your licks, your solos sort of stuff. 360 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,157 -OK. -You got an amp...? 361 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,637 -...Iifier? -I haven't got anything. 362 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,197 Well, when you get your guitar, 363 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,117 you're going to need to get an amp as well. 364 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,677 And then you can start thinking about your pedals, 365 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,277 -your pedal board... -What pedals? 366 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,517 For your different sounds. 367 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,957 Don't get him started on his pedals. 368 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,357 I mean, you can just plug it 369 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,917 -straight into an amp if you've got a combo, but that's it. -A bit shit. 370 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,957 So you're going to need your overdrive pedal, 371 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,837 your reverb pedal, your delay and your distortion. 372 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,957 He loves his pedals. 373 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,917 You don't need all of them, not to start with, 374 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,517 but I'd definitely get like a Tube Screamer, 375 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,317 a Banging Hangover, 376 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,597 a Wah pedal kind of like a Cry Baby. 377 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,957 And a Big Muff. 378 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,117 You'll love it. Honestly, it'll change your life. 379 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,477 A "Big Muff"? How? 380 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,000 Aghhh...! 381 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,237 -What's your budget? -I haven't got one. 382 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,237 I told you, it'll all be over in a few short weeks. 383 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,800 I'm not spending any money. 384 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,080 SHE PLAYS INTRO RIFF: Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple 385 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,997 What are you doing? I'm asleep. 386 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,077 -It's not that loud. -Well, go do it somewhere else. 387 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,237 What? In my other house? 388 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,957 Well, I would, only, oh, yeah, I haven't got one. 389 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,677 -I meant in the shed. -It's ten to 11. I've retired. 390 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,917 This is my new hobby. 391 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,120 You can't be serious. 392 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,837 You know nowt about it! 393 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,837 Yet. I soon will. 394 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,517 -What time does your shift start? -12. 395 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,397 Right, well, you have to be up anyway, then, don't you? 396 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,357 Well, I could have had another ten minutes! 397 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,920 MOBILE RINGS 398 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,920 Oh. 399 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,637 -Yes. -Holly? 400 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,757 Yes. 401 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,397 -Fucking ridiculous. -You're fucking ridiculous! 402 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,477 DOOR BANGS 403 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,157 -It's Rudy. -Rudy. What's happening? 404 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,317 Well, I'm with a lady, and I'm thinking it's your mum. 405 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,317 It's got nothing to do with you where I'm going! 406 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,597 God alone knows why you've called the police. 407 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,637 She sat waiting for a train at Sowerby Bridge railway station 408 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,157 in her dressing gown and slippers. 409 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,280 Oh, my God! How's she got there? 410 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,157 Er, taxi driver. 411 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:21,117 Any road, driver wasn't sure he should be leaving her on her own, 412 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,957 so he's rung three nines and... 413 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,560 Well, I've found your contacts in her purse. 414 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,997 It's a bugger if you can't set off for the day 415 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,357 without being reported to the police. 416 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,597 You're in your nightclothes. 417 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,197 He was worried about you. 418 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,997 Oh, get with it! 419 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,597 Everyone goes out in their pyjamas these days. 420 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,557 You never been to Lidl? 421 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,677 I'll go out in my birthday suit next time, 422 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,197 then you'll have something to say. 423 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,437 Well, it'll be contrary 424 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,557 to Section 66 of the Sexual Offences Act, 425 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,997 but you crack on. 426 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,277 Oh. Now I'm a sex offender! 427 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,597 That's new. 428 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,277 -In. -Always a clever answer. 429 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,917 What have you been up to now, Nancy? 430 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,717 Off on a little odyssey, was you? 431 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,197 Oh, God almighty! 432 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,677 She's here. Let's go. 433 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,837 No, Mum! No. Hi, Veronica. 434 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,397 Where was you're heading for, eh? 435 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,917 Lanzarote. Bit of sunshine. 436 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,277 She just talks rubbish. 437 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,597 How's yourself, Holly? 438 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,797 Yeah. Good, Good. Thanks. 439 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,637 Doesn't look like she's taking her meds again. 440 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,197 You're going to take your pills for me, Nancy. 441 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,677 Can you tell her to fuck off? 442 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,117 She doesn't listen when I say it. 443 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,677 Mum, we don't use language like that, not to a health professional. 444 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,677 "Professional"? This one? 445 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,837 She wipes her arse on the curtains. 446 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,757 What? Where have you got that from? You can't say that. 447 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,277 Oh, bless her. You see, this is what 448 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,957 happens when you skip your meds, Nancy, 449 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,357 you start using naughty words. 450 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,717 "Naughty words"? 451 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,637 -Does she think I'm six? -You do, when you get your potty mouth on. 452 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,637 You can go now cos Holly's here. 453 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,957 I'm sorry. I am sorry. 454 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,677 No, you're all right. She loves me really. 455 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,757 Oh, and the rest. 456 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,957 Do you want some tea? 457 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,317 Oh. And there's some nice biscuits somewhere. 458 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,080 Not them she brings. 459 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,080 See, they'll be worried about where I am. 460 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,000 That's all I was thinking. 461 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,517 Who? 462 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,120 My mum and dad. 463 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,520 You know, they've not seen me for weeks. 464 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,640 Months. 465 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:40,360 I can't remember the last time I was there. 466 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,200 Could you not drive me over? 467 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,837 They're... They're not there any more. 468 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,240 Aren't they? 469 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,240 You all left Hull in... 470 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,317 ...1941, 471 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,757 after the bombing, 472 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,280 when you were nine. 473 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,680 Did we? 474 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,680 Where are they, then? 475 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,160 They're dead. 476 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,960 Yeah. Yeah. 477 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,560 They're dead. 478 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,520 What? Both of them? 479 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,037 Yeah. 480 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,640 They've been dead a while now. 481 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,277 They were very old. They... 482 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,717 They had a nice life, a good life. 483 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,000 They were always smiling and laughing, and full of fun. 484 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,120 Does our Colin know? 485 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,037 Yeah. 486 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,400 He... 487 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,600 Uncle Colin, he knew. 488 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,600 Let me clean your glasses. 489 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,917 Er... 490 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,360 You can do. 491 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,520 I can't see through them either way. 492 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,757 Oh, shut me up if I've said it before. 493 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,317 You've said it before. 494 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,157 Oh, no-one could have been kinder to her than me when she came here. 495 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,517 I gave her a job, I gave her a roof over her head. 496 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,237 I was practically a mother to her. 497 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,117 And then she goes and opens that wine bar behind my back. 498 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,597 Oh, yeah. All done and dusted. 499 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,797 And after she's learned 500 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,437 everything there is to know about the business - 501 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,997 Not just about the business, 502 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,037 but the business in this town - off me, 503 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,797 and takes all me regulars off me. 504 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,437 Overnight, I had an empty pub. 505 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,917 Had to build it all up again from nothing. 506 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,080 And I did. 507 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,317 Anyway, I won't go on again about the fucking Spanish bitch. 508 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,517 She's Catalonian. 509 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,997 I know where she's from. 510 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,397 Shouldn't you be practising your drums, Mama, 511 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,477 if you're not going to make a top dick of yourself in a few weeks? 512 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,117 I'm just not like that - 513 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,317 unscrupulous, devious, underhand, manipulative, sneaky. 514 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,277 I've never been like that, a liar. 515 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,717 And so, you see, I don't always see it in other people. 516 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,917 Then, of course, it's always a shock 517 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,317 -when other people do behave like that. -Oh! 518 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,917 For God's sake, Mother! Will you have a day off? 519 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,677 Always complaining about people. 520 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,717 Always finding fault in everybody. 521 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,520 You're not perfect yourself. 522 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,360 Are you seeing Bruno again? 523 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,197 Bruno? What are you on about? 524 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,637 All this sneaking about. 525 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,997 Do you think I'm thick? 526 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,357 Tarting yourself up, not telling where you're going? 527 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,520 Oh, God. 528 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,600 If you're seeing that abusive little... 529 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,637 I haven't got words bad enough for him. 530 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,917 If you're seeing him again, you want your head examined, lady. 531 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,237 -Why would I be seeing him? -Well, I don't know. 532 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,597 Something's going on that you're not telling us about. 533 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,560 She's seeing Inez. 534 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,040 What? 535 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,237 What did you...? What did you say, Mary? 536 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,677 -No, I'm not. -Well, what, is she...? What is she saying it for? 537 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,637 Because she's off her chump. She's senile. 538 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,477 She's away with the trolls. I don't know. 539 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,917 Are you protesting too much? 540 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,117 -No. -Well, why are you going red? -I'm not. 541 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:18,317 Jesus H...! Dude, I can see who I like, you know. 542 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,717 -All right. -As long as it's not someone 543 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,357 that's going to hurt you again like he did. 544 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,437 Well, then. 545 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,557 -Well, then. -Well, then. -Well, then. 546 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,157 So, why is it a secret? 547 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,077 -Chloe! -Because I know you don't like her. 548 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,640 -Who? -Inez! 549 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,277 Hi, girls. 550 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,037 Oh, Gerry's here now with the beer. 551 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,877 Gerry-atric. 552 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,237 You know where everything goes. 553 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,517 -Chloe, get back here. -You all right, Mary? 554 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,637 Yeah, I'm good, thanks, Gerry. 555 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,957 Are you lying? 556 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,560 I'm minding my own business! 557 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,397 If this is true, you better think long and hard about 558 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,197 what you want out of it, because that's it, as far as I'm concerned. 559 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,717 -Why? -Why? 560 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,277 All the things I've done for you! 561 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,557 All the rubbish I've put up with over the years, 562 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,157 rescuing you from one bad idea after another. 563 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,997 All the jibes and insults, and... 564 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,397 "Gerry-atric." 565 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,757 And now this. 566 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,837 I can't... I can't even process it. 567 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,997 You don't have to because it's none of your business! 568 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,237 Is there anything more calculated to upset me? 569 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,717 I can't... I can't begin to imagine! 570 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,157 Always, always... It's always about you! 571 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,717 -You're not even like that. -Well, I am so... -Oh, right. 572 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,797 So is that why you've got three kids to two different fathers? 573 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,557 -Oh, I'm not even getting... -Inez. Of all people. 574 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,997 Oh, of course it's Inez! 575 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,437 Obviously, it's Inez. 576 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,037 What could be worse than that poisonous little tosser Bruno? 577 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,197 Only you could aim so high. 578 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,517 Oh, my God. 579 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,237 Oh, my God! I think I'm having a heart attack. 580 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,677 -I think I'm having a stroke. -You better have a lie down, then. 581 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,557 If you think, for one minute, 582 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,837 for one fraction of a split second, 583 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,237 that I am childminding 584 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,157 and baby-sitting, and taking people to school 585 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,997 and on holiday and everything else I do for you 586 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:51,360 while you go doing what... whatever it is you're doing with that bitch. 587 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,157 I don't think anything. I don't expect anything from you. 588 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,637 Because all you want to do 589 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,917 is show off what a wonderful granny you are, 590 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,037 and what a useless parent I am. 591 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,757 Well, you know, if the cap fits. 592 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,237 All right. 593 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,037 Fuck you! 594 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,597 I'm off, and I'm taking Bronte with me. 595 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,637 Where? 596 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,397 -Where? -And for your information, 597 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,077 we was at it when she lived here, 598 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,037 before I even went out with Bruno, 599 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,477 before Bronte were born. 600 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,757 And if you hadn't kicked up such a fuss 601 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,917 and made life so hard for everybody when me dad left, 602 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,637 we'd have probably got it together then, 603 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,997 and I never would have been involved with bloody Bruno. 604 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,400 I don't suppose it's ever occurred to you... 605 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,037 ...that I was basically having a breakdown when your dad left. 606 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,237 Ohhhh! 607 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,797 "Me, me, me, me." 608 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,997 -She's having you on. -She isn't. 609 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,317 She is. 610 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,037 -You forget I know her. -You don't know her. 611 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,597 You think you do, but you don't 612 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,597 because you are blind. 613 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,157 It's all twisted in your mind. 614 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,637 All the truth about what happened with me bloody dad! 615 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,197 And I'm out of here, 616 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:02,000 and you won't be seeing none of these kids for dust ever again. 617 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,240 Mm. 618 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,717 INTERNALLY: "My darling, Tom", 619 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,037 "I'm sorry about this," 620 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,037 "and I hope you're able to forgive me..." 621 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,837 VOICES OVERLAP: - "..but there have been times lately..." 622 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,157 VOICE CHANGES: - "..when I feel like I've forgotten how to live." 623 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,480 "How to be in the world with anything resembling joy. 624 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,077 "I don't know why. 625 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,157 "I think I've always been disposed this way, 626 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,320 "but, somehow, it's all got to be more of a burden recently. 627 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,397 "Don't be sad about it. 628 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,560 "I want you to have a wonderful life. 629 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,237 "Always try and be happy 630 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,640 "and try to be consciously aware of it when you are happy.. 631 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,757 "..Because I've discovered that, if you're not careful, 632 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,320 "it can all slip away from you far too easily. 633 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,677 "I will always love you..." 634 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,960 "..Wherever you are in the world..." 635 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,760 "..And wherever I may have gone to." 636 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,360 "Mum." 637 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,160 Oh, my God! 638 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,000 Fuck! No! 639 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,240 Oh, my God. 640 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:59,717 ♪ And you never want to forget that one 641 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,677 ♪ Never want to let you go 642 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,157 ♪ Take everything 643 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:10,837 ♪ Take everything, I want you to, go on, take everything... ♪ 644 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,280 MOBILE RINGS 645 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,517 Hello? Tom? 646 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,197 -Mum, hi. Are you busy? -Er, no. 647 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,157 I'm not. I'm just driving home from work. 648 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,797 So, you know what I said yesterday 649 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,677 about coming over to see you and changing the date? 650 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,797 -I do? Yeah. -Well, the thing is, 651 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,037 what are you doing this Sunday? 652 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,277 Because me and Fearne were going to Liverpool to see my mate, Toby. 653 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,637 He's blown us out because he's got Covid. 654 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,757 Oh, dear. Is he all right? 655 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,037 No, the twat. He's in bed. 656 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,717 Well, that's... 657 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,957 ...fantastic. 658 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,397 Shall I make us some lunch? 659 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,357 -If you like. -Oh, or you could take me out, 660 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,117 seeing as it was meant to be for Mother's Day. 661 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,357 Yeah. But if you're making lunch anyway... 662 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,477 -Well, I wasn't but... -That'd be lovely, then. 663 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,277 Sunday lunch at home with you. 664 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,877 And this is definite. 665 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,917 You're not going to blow me out if you get a better offer, are you? 666 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,637 -Of course not. -Right. 667 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,597 OK, well, I'll be very happy to see you. 668 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,317 All right. Love you. 669 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,397 -See you later. Bye-bye. -Bye. Love you. 670 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,720 Bye. 671 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,237 ♪ So what are you...? ♪ 672 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,800 KITTY HUMS QUIETLY 673 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,600 Hi. 674 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,600 -Hi. -I'm still here. -Good. 675 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,557 Have you had a good day? 676 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,997 Yes, actually. 677 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,557 Really not too bad. 678 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,757 What about you? 679 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,197 Listen to this. 680 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,160 I'm going to do it on this cos I can't work out loud pedal on that. 681 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:16,877 ♪ I used to think your words could hurt me 682 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,000 ♪ We were spiralling and taking chunks out of each other 683 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,277 ♪ But you crossed the line 684 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,917 ♪ And you lost your wife 685 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,877 ♪ When you said to me 686 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,960 ♪ "You're just like your mother" 687 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,717 ♪ Saying it like it's an insult 688 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,037 ♪ Says more about you than it does about me 689 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,317 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 690 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,037 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 691 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,677 ♪ Poor little man child forced to suffer 692 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,717 ♪ Because apparently I'm just like my mother 693 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:59,797 ♪ The joke's on you cos you never really knew her 694 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,197 ♪ A rebellious suburban, badass bitch 695 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,957 ♪ Who never, for a second, would have taken your shit 696 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,837 ♪ Saying it like it's an insult 697 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,117 ♪ Says more about you than it does about me 698 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,037 BOTH: - ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 699 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,037 ♪ He said, oh, you're just like your mother 700 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,957 ♪ Poor little man child forced to suffer 701 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,157 ♪ Cos, apparently, I'm just like me mother. ♪ 702 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,837 That's as far as I've got. 703 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,757 Oh, Kitty! That is wonderful! 704 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,877 -Do you not like it? -No, I do. Very much. 705 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,597 -Are you laughing? -No. it's really good. 706 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,117 -I'm smiling. -You think it was shit. 707 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,357 Not remotely. But did you not like the rebel with a Sparks card line? 708 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,157 -She's the Countdown queen. -Yeah. Just... 709 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,357 I haven't got it in there yet, but I will. 710 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,237 -And you can play. -I flicked through the manual. 711 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,717 -Oh, come on! -I did GCSE music. 712 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,117 You never said. 713 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,477 I forgot. 714 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,597 Only to get out of hockey 715 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,557 but, yeah, and I had keyboard lessons for a couple of years, so. 716 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,037 Hardly anyone did music O-level at my school, 717 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,317 and I went to a grammar school. 718 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,717 Well, you're assuming I went to Shit Street High, 719 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,240 which I did to start with, but then when I were 13... 720 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000 ...I got sent to this posh private school in North Yorkshire. 721 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,277 -Only I got expelled. -Did you really? -Eventually. 722 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,957 For dealing in illegal substances, yeah? 723 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,317 No, I mean, did you really go to...? 724 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,197 Oh, my dad made a lot of money one way or another, 725 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,877 plus he couldn't stand the sight of me, 726 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,877 so it was a no-brainer to shell out some notes 727 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,280 and just dump me in some smart-arse school. 728 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,877 My mum had died 729 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,800 so, yeah, I was just a nuisance, as far as he was concerned, so... 730 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,077 I'm sorry. 731 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,800 Ah, no. It was an education in all sorts of things... 732 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,317 ...except, you know, education. 733 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,480 No, I mean about your mum. 734 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,040 Well, I am very impressed. 735 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,517 -I made spaghetti Bolognese. -Have you? 736 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,877 Well, I've made something. 737 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,357 Is... is that OK? 738 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,677 Yes, yes! It's a treat for me, 739 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,757 coming home to a cooked meal. 740 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,837 Thank you. 741 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,557 I was worried you might have left. 742 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,237 I was worried you might have suddenly got it into your head 743 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,997 that I was some kind of weirdo and cleared off. 744 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,077 Well, it, did occur to me you might be a serial killer. 745 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,237 Did it? 746 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,437 Hmm. I'm not. 747 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,597 Although I would say that, wouldn't I? 748 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,717 I'm not either. 749 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,997 I have got many and varied faults, but that's not one of them. 750 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,037 I'm going to go and get changed, and then would you... 751 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,197 -...want to sing it again? -Oh, if you can stand it. 752 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,837 Oh, I'm so excited! 753 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,357 Oh, my God! You have written a song! 754 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,957 Half a song. They were your words and I've a feeling it was your tune. 755 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,957 No. You came up with a tune. 756 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,720 -Did I? -Well, one of us did. 757 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,877 I'll open a bottle of wine. 758 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,320 I'll put spaghetti on. 759 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,597 Um... 760 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,677 My son and his wife are going to come over for lunch on Sunday 761 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,597 and, if you're still here, which you probably won't be, 762 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,517 because you probably will have found somewhere 763 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,317 of your own with your own friends by then, 764 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,877 -but if you are... -I'll make myself scarce. 765 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,877 No. I mean, you'd be welcome to join us. 766 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,117 Oh. Er... Sure. Thanks. 767 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,237 And I need to give you the number of my surgery. 768 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,837 Oh, and I spoke to my friend Jess this morning, 769 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,237 and, if you need any work, just to tide you over, 770 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,877 she said she might be able to offer you something behind the bar. 771 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,797 She owns a pub in Hebden. 772 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,480 The Duke. Do you know it? 773 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,160 OK. Thanks. 774 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,157 ♪ ..You're just like your mother 775 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,917 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 776 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,797 ♪ Poor little man child forced to suffer 777 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,117 ♪ Cos, apparently, I'm just like me mother 778 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,757 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother 779 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,357 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 780 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,157 ♪ Poor little man child forced to suffer 781 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,477 ♪ Cos, apparently, I'm just like me mother 782 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,400 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like..." ♪ 783 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,360 Fucking hell. 784 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,997 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 785 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,040 RINGING TONE 786 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,397 ANSWERPHONE BEEPS 787 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,997 This is West Yorkshire adoption services. 788 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,477 Our lines are currently closed. 789 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,077 Please call back between the hours of 9am... 790 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,920 CALL ENDS 791 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,677 ♪ Rebel with a Sparks card 792 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,317 ♪ She's the Countdown queen 793 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,157 ♪ Got to go... 794 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,960 This is Kitty. 795 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,317 Kitty Eckersley. 796 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,437 And this is Holly and... 797 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,677 Nisha. 798 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,517 Nisha. And Kam. 799 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,757 Kam. Hiya. 800 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,957 Oh, and Yvonne. 801 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,477 How do? 802 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,717 Hello. 803 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,040 -Hi. -Hiya. 804 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,357 Where's Jess? 805 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,160 I'm here. I'm here. 806 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,877 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 807 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,197 I couldn't find the lead for this bloody karaoke speaker. 808 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,757 Just trying to do a thousand things at once. 809 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,600 -You all right? -Yeah, yeah. 810 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,717 Oh, is this Kitty? 811 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,957 Hello? I'm Jess. What have you done to your mouth, love? 812 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,317 Cut myself shaving. 813 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,397 Agh! 814 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,200 Oh! You fucker! 815 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,997 I was telling Jess, on the phone, 816 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,237 Kitty has got the most amazing singing voice. 817 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,357 -And are you all right now, then, Beth? -Don't start. 818 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,317 -I wasn't. I was being nice. -Yes. 819 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,917 Thank you, Yvonne. 820 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,437 What are we going to do first? 821 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,637 Can we do Waterloo first? 822 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,157 Because it's the only one I've got a remote chance of getting through. 823 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,117 We've been working on our moves to Waterloo so... 824 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,837 -Lovely. -Great. 825 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,117 Plus, also, me and Beth have been 826 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,037 working on this other song for the last two days. 827 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,277 Want to add that to the mix of stuff 828 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,637 we might end up doing at this talent show as well, so... 829 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,357 Yeah, we could sing it for you, 830 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,797 and then, if you like it, 831 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,437 maybe we could all work on it? 832 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,840 -Yeah. -Sure. 833 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,117 Right. So, hang on, 834 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,957 do you all know how to get plugged in and tuned up? 835 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,597 Well, we'll find out, won't we? 836 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,197 Sorry, how do you two know each other? 837 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,637 Oh, we don't. 838 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,957 Not really. I heard Kitty singing in a bar the other night 839 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,357 after I left here, and I couldn't believe it. 840 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,957 She sounded so... 841 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,557 "Oooom!" 842 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,837 Gets you right here. 843 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,837 So I asked her to join us. 844 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,917 I need to get my keyboard out of the car. 845 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,517 Oh, do you want a hand, Beth? 846 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,877 Oh. Thank you, Kam. 847 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,920 -All right. -You'll be all right. 848 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,677 -Have we got microphones? -Yeah, we've got microphones, Jess. 849 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,717 Yes, that's what I'm doing now. 850 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,237 Miranda says that karaoke amp should 851 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,117 work perfectly well for what we need. 852 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,597 -Yeah. -Er... 853 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,517 Right. Er... 854 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,837 ...there's some microphones down somewhere. 855 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,157 Sorry, Nisha, do you mind just going 856 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,797 next door and asking Miranda where they are? 857 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,320 Sure. Yes. 858 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,797 Where'd you get all that from? 859 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,637 Oh, people are so pathetically grateful 860 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,997 when you deliver their babies for him without damaging him. 861 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,237 Nearly makes up for the stupid hours we have to work 862 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,677 and not getting paid properly. 863 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,077 It's only borrowed. You can stop turning green. 864 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,920 DRUM ROLL 865 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,917 -Right, so, is everybody ready? -Yeah. -Wooo! 866 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,197 OK. On the count of four, then, yeah? 867 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,397 -Mm-hm. -OK. 868 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,797 And one, two, three, four... 869 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,877 LOUD AND DISJOINTED MUSIC 870 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,277 Sorry about that. That was me. Sorry, that was... 871 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,877 -Just go again. Go again. -Straight away. Come on, Jess. 872 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,997 -One, two, three... -No, hang on, hang on. 873 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,277 SHE MUTTERS 874 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,520 Ahem. 875 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,960 -Right. OK. Are we ready? -Yep. 876 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,480 One, two, three, four... 877 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,397 ♪ My, my 878 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:39,197 ♪ At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender 879 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:43,917 ♪ Oh, yeah, and I have met my destiny 880 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,400 ♪ In quite a similar way 881 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,037 ♪ The history book on the shelf 882 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,517 ♪ Is always repeating itself 883 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,277 ♪ Waterloo... 884 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,077 ♪ I was defeated, you... ♪ 885 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,637 Right. Stop, stop, stop, stop! 886 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,117 You need to push that beat, love. 887 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,757 That is too slow. There's no energy holding Beth back. 888 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,397 And us. With our moves. 889 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,237 I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. 890 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,837 I was worried about you, Holly, actually. 891 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,957 I thought I was rushing you. 892 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,117 I'm sorry. This is hard. 893 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,477 This is difficult. I've never done this before. 894 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,237 Yeah, maybe... We could... 895 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,117 -Jess, are you all right? -Yeah. -Right. OK. 896 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,837 Well, maybe we just play it through once, 897 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,957 no matter how bad or slow or out of time, 898 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,557 -and then, we unpick it afterwards. Yeah? -Yeah. 899 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,197 You two could play at the proper speed 900 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,157 cos you know what you're doing. 901 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,480 And, you two, just... 902 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,597 Just do what you can. 903 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,717 If you get lost or whatever, 904 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,197 just come back in when you can. All right? 905 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,677 Because they can keep it going. 906 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,357 Is that how you're going to sing it? 907 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,517 NEW YORK ACCENT: - "Are you, uh, are you talking to me?" 908 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,637 Well, it, was aggressive. It was verging on nasty. 909 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,880 It's not that sort of song. 910 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,757 Well, that's my shtick, baby. 911 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,237 It's the mood I'm in. 912 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,717 If you want saccharine, 913 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,800 you're looking at the wrong chick, dude, seriously. 914 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,997 Yeah? 915 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,077 I think you sang the wrong words there, Kitty. 916 00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,197 It's... 917 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,517 ♪ Waterloo 918 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,757 ♪ How would you feel if you won the war? ♪ 919 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,557 Not... 920 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,480 Well, you sang something different. 921 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,677 "Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war." 922 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,877 Oh! 923 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,277 Wow! OK! Who knew? 924 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,757 Huh! Fair play. 925 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,117 I prefer your version, though. 926 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,237 It's less meh, not handing everything to the guy on a plate. 927 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,197 Do you like our moves, Kitty? 928 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,837 I didn't see them, love. I wasn't looking at you. 929 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,957 Oh. 930 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,357 Sorry. 931 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,597 I'll look out for them next time. 932 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,837 Oh, I forgot to say, there's a couple of little saxophone solos 933 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,277 in the chorus. One after... 934 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,517 ♪ I was defeated, you won the war. ♪ 935 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,037 PLAYS FLOURISH 936 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,397 That's it. And... 937 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,277 ♪ Couldn't escape if I wanted to. ♪ 938 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,677 That we thought that you could do them on that, 939 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,477 if you feel up to it, at some point in the future. 940 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,637 -Who did? -Well, me and Beth did, 941 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,920 when we were driving over earlier listening to it. 942 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,317 -Do you know which bit I mean? -Yeah. Yeah. 943 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,997 SLOW, HESITANT NOTES 944 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,237 Maybe not today but, you know, eventually. 945 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,757 Going to count us in again, then, Jess? Thank you. 946 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,157 Right. Is everyone ready? 947 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,757 -Yes. -Right. 948 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,800 Here we go. One, two, three. four... 949 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,477 ♪ My, my! 950 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:17,277 ♪ At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender 951 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,037 ♪ Oh, yeah 952 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:24,600 ♪ And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way 953 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:29,197 ♪ The history book on the shelf 954 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,797 ♪ Is always repeating itself 955 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,440 ♪ Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war 956 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:44,880 ♪ Waterloo, promise to love you for evermore 957 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,440 ♪ Waterloo, I couldn't escape if I wanted to 958 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:58,197 ♪ Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you 959 00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,997 ♪ Whoaaa! 960 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,360 ♪ Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo 961 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,437 Is my mum in here? 962 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,597 She's gone. She's in the garage. 963 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,197 ♪ My, my! 964 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,317 ♪ I tried... 965 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,517 ♪ ..the fucking words are 966 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,117 ♪ Oh, yes 967 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,957 ♪ And now it seems my only chance 968 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,757 ♪ Is giving up the fight 969 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,757 ♪ And how could I ever refuse? 970 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,477 Oh! 971 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,160 ♪ ..When I lose 972 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:37,120 ♪ Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war 973 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:43,760 ♪ Waterloo, promised to love you for evermore 974 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,360 ♪ Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to 975 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:56,997 ♪ Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you 976 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,917 ♪ Whoa-ohh 977 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,317 ♪ Yeah 978 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,560 ♪ What a load of shit that was. ♪ 979 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:11,477 Well, Kitty, that was a not-unimpressive performance 980 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,517 for someone who was throwing their guts up 981 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,277 and on a drip less than 72 hours ago. 982 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,200 You were a bit shit, but you'll get there. 983 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,917 Six weeks. 984 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,357 It's only a bass. 985 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,677 Would anyone like to hear this song 986 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,317 that me and Kitty have been working on? 987 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,797 Oh, yay! I do. 988 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,320 Where is she? 989 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,440 -I'm here. -Oh, here she is. 990 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,357 What's this for? 991 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,837 Oh, no, just if, after the contest, 992 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,797 we think we want to carry on and do more stuff. 993 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,440 You know, our own stuff. 994 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,797 I mean, obviously, we don't have to. 995 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,077 If you just want to do the contest, that's fine. 996 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,557 It's a song about me and Martin, 997 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,957 my husband, 998 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,677 and the stupid arguments we used to have, 999 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,237 and one particularly stupid, 1000 00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,720 and recurring, argument that we occasionally indulged in. 1001 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,040 OK, Jess? 1002 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,437 Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. Carry on. 1003 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,760 Yeah, yeah. Sorry. 1004 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:20,677 ♪ I used to think your 1005 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,077 ♪ Words could hurt me 1006 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,720 ♪ We were spiralling and taking chunks out of each other 1007 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,517 ♪ But you crossed the line 1008 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,517 ♪ And you lost your wife 1009 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,477 ♪ When you said to me, 1010 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,637 ♪ "You're just like your mother..." ♪ 1011 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,157 One, two, three, four... 1012 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:45,037 ♪ Saying it like it's an insult 1013 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,317 ♪ Says more about you than it does about me 1014 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,197 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 1015 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,317 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 1016 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,877 ♪ Poor little man child forced to suffer 1017 00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,877 ♪ Because apparently I'm just like my mother 1018 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:05,837 ♪ The joke's on you cos you never really knew her 1019 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,637 ♪ A rebellious suburban, bad-ass bitch 1020 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:11,957 ♪ Who never, for a second, would have taken your shit 1021 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,797 ♪ Saying it like it's an insult 1022 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,757 ♪ Says more about you than it does about me 1023 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,677 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 1024 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,677 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 1025 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,237 ♪ Poor little man child forced to suffer 1026 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,000 ♪ Cos apparently, I'm just like my mother 1027 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,957 ♪ Rebel with a Sparks card 1028 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,517 ♪ She's the Countdown queen 1029 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,237 ♪ Gotta go 1030 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,037 ♪ Don't want to miss the Chelsea Flower Show 1031 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,997 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 1032 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,077 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 1033 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,557 ♪ Maybe I'm just like my mother 1034 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,957 ♪ At least I'm nothing like yours! 1035 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,837 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 1036 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,917 ♪ He said, "Oh, you're just like your mother" 1037 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,357 ♪ Maybe I'm just like my mother 1038 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,400 ♪ Yeah, fuck you, I'm just like my mother! ♪ 1039 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,280 SHE LAUGHS, CHEERS 1040 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,757 That's exactly what Simon used to say to me. 1041 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,597 The one I was married to before this one. 1042 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,077 "You're just like your mother." 1043 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,157 Anything, everything I said or did that he didn't like, 1044 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,597 which was legion. 1045 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,157 "You're just like your mother." 1046 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,077 -You never said. -Yeah, well... 1047 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,797 -Bastard. -..you don't like airing your dirty linen, do you? 1048 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,597 Idiotic bastard. 1049 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,837 I think that's really good. 1050 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,600 I mean, it's really good. 1051 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,957 When did you write that? 1052 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,117 Yesterday. 1053 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,397 Well, Kitty did. 1054 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,397 -You wrote the lyrics and the tune, so... -No, I didn't. You did. 1055 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,557 -No, I didn't, it were you. -I'm sorry, I've just got to pop inside. 1056 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,317 Just had a text off Miranda. 1057 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,160 That was brilliant. Honestly, it was, it was absolutely... 1058 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,520 Oh! 1059 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,680 -When was this? -Half an hour ago. 1060 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,717 Oh! 1061 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,160 SOBBING: - Oh, no! 1062 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,680 SOBBING 1063 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,477 No! 1064 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,960 Argh! 1065 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,237 I might pop in and see you tomorrow, 1066 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,197 bring back some more old bits of uniform I've found in my cupboard. 1067 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,757 I hate it without you. 1068 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,000 -No, you don't. -I do! 1069 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,437 I was in the main office yesterday, doing the call backs. 1070 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,397 There was no-one else around. 1071 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,557 Except Sergeant Arsehole off in t'kitchen. 1072 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,677 And then Rudy sneaks up behind me, 1073 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,557 puts his hands up under my arms like this, and goes... 1074 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,200 "Meep-meep!" 1075 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,200 -What did you do? -Nothing. 1076 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,437 I was like, "Did that just happen?" 1077 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,437 And by the time I realised, "Yeah, it did," 1078 00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,637 he was down the other end of the room playing with t'photocopier. 1079 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:29,157 Why did you not cut his hands off at the elbow with a rusty fret-saw? 1080 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,997 I don't know. 1081 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,917 I was all ready for him. 1082 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,077 I was going to scream my head off. 1083 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,077 I was going to stab him in the thigh with my bradawl, 1084 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,877 that one I keep on my desk for emergencies, like you told me to. 1085 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,320 But I just froze. 1086 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,357 Again. 1087 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,837 -You've got to put in a complaint, kid. -Why? 1088 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,717 If I can't even deal with a numpty like that 1089 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,477 without going upstairs squealing to the boss, 1090 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,877 I'm not even fit to be in the job, am I? 1091 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,080 You are not the problem in this scenario. He is. 1092 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,677 I'm coming in. I'm going to say something. 1093 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,477 -Oh, don't. -He's a wanker. 1094 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,157 He shouldn't be there. I'm going to talk to Tony. 1095 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,080 Don't. Do not. I mean it. Just... 1096 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,317 I was just telling you. 1097 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,797 INDISTINCT CHATTER 1098 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,400 I was just letting off steam. 1099 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,677 Don't say owt. 1100 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,437 She'll only tell my mum and it'll upset her. 1101 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,557 Hiya. 1102 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,877 What's up? 1103 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,357 Oh, work. 1104 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,717 Oh. 1105 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,720 -We're all going for a drink. -OK. 1106 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,797 I'll get you one in. 1107 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,120 Yeah. 1108 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,560 What's going on with Jess? 1109 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,197 Oh, I don't know. 1110 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,560 That Kitty's got some pipes on her, hasn't she? 1111 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,440 Did she say, "Eckersley"? 1112 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,357 She's Keith Eckersley's daughter. 1113 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,357 She's been inside. Twice. 1114 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,837 Drugs, assault, you name it. 1115 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,157 Wasn't he really...? 1116 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:51,997 Oh, complete scum. 1117 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,197 But the top echelon of scum. 1118 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,597 He still is somewhere. 1119 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,237 He ran Bradford for years. 1120 00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,917 On fear. 1121 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,840 People disappeared, including a couple of police officers. 1122 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,480 He's never been done for it. 1123 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,720 Still, she has got some pipes on her. 1124 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,837 And then she definitely, definitely, def... 1125 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,840 Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess, what is going on? 1126 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,517 Chloe. And the babies. 1127 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,637 She picked 'em up from school yesterday, 1128 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,517 and they've gone to live with Inez, 1129 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,357 of all fucking people. 1130 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,077 And then they've just been and got all their stuff now, 1131 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,877 just now while we were in the garage. 1132 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,760 -No. -Inez? Why Inez? 1133 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,880 Oh, are they...? 1134 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,717 Did you know that Chloe was... Was both ways? 1135 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,797 Oh, she could be seven fucking ways for all I care! 1136 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,160 Inez, for fuck's sake! 1137 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,077 Sorry. 1138 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,437 Who's Inez? 1139 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,160 See, this is the sort of thing we should be writing songs about. 1140 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,397 -Inez aside, I am sorry, Jess... -I know. 1141 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,597 ...but Chloe has messed you about for years. I'm sorry, but it's true. 1142 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,520 No, I know. I know. I know. 1143 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,237 I should write about this twat at work I'm having trouble with. 1144 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,197 What twat at work that you're having trouble with? 1145 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,357 Don't tell Mum. 1146 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,597 Write it down. Write everything down. 1147 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,480 Then we can turn it into a song and get Kitty to go and sing it at him. 1148 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,997 I could. 1149 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,200 I should. 1150 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,957 I will. 1151 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,837 I'm going to write about this arsehole that's messed me around. 1152 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,277 That'd rock the Casbah. 1153 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,637 What arsehole? 1154 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,197 I should write about Mum. 1155 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,157 I went on a right old roller-coaster with her yesterday. 1156 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:48,597 She got a taxi to Sowerby Bridge railway station in her nightie. 1157 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,157 Fuck's sake. 1158 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,397 I did send you a text. 1159 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,437 I'm sorry. I shouldn't criticise Chloe. 1160 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,477 Oh, no. You... You feel free. 1161 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,917 I said to her, I said, 1162 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,920 "Is there anything more calculated to upset me?" 1163 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,877 Pff! Just right over her head. 1164 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,997 You could probably write a song about most kids, though, 1165 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,317 -couldn't you? -Oh, I know I could about Tom. 1166 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,677 They're coming over for lunch on Sunday, him and Fearne. 1167 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,277 "Because we missed Mother's Day." 1168 00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,517 Because they were with HER mum and dad. 1169 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,517 Like they were last year and the year before that. 1170 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,917 Well, at least he's coming, though. 1171 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,317 Yeah. Oh, he's a lot better than he used to be, though, Beth. 1172 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,757 -You know, when he was younger. -Oh, yeah, yeah. 1173 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:25,837 No, he is, he is. 1174 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,717 Why, was he a little bugger as well? 1175 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,757 I think "little bugger" 1176 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,237 might be an understatement. 1177 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,677 I used to think it was because he was adopted, 1178 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,357 but some of the stuff the kids at my school get up to, 1179 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,957 you wouldn't believe, and they weren't adopted. 1180 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,517 A lot of them have got issues, but... 1181 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,197 Oh, was he adopted, your boy, Beth? 1182 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,357 Well, fostered then adopted. 1183 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,077 Well, I think you must be a saint 1184 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,237 for adopting someone else's unwanted child. 1185 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,677 Oh, I don't know about that... 1186 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:51,877 You don't know if he was unwanted. 1187 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,157 Sometimes people just can't cope. 1188 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:54,317 How old was he? 1189 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,997 Oh, he was a baby, he was tiny. 1190 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,397 Local? 1191 00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,237 Yes. Two days old. 1192 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,477 We collected him from Calderdale Royal. 1193 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,357 -Oh, that's where I work. -Oh, that's where she works. 1194 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,717 -Or Princess Royal as was. -Mm. 1195 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,077 I think his mum was very young. 1196 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,557 You know, 1197 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,557 tragically, too young. 1198 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:13,917 How old is he now? 1199 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,157 31. 1200 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,597 What's his star sign? 1201 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,037 Oh, I never know about star signs. 1202 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,557 Erm, I think he's a Leo. 1203 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,517 20th of August, anyway. 1204 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,957 20th of August, 1993. 1205 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,477 Yeah, he is, Leo. 1206 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,997 There you go, then. 1207 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,437 Stubborn. 1208 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,397 CHAT FADES 1209 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,557 MUSIC: Violet by Hole 1210 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:37,800 ♪ And all the stars were just like little fish 1211 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,477 I'm just going to go to the loo. 1212 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,480 OK, love. 1213 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,600 ♪ You should learn how to say no 1214 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,560 ♪ Might last a day, yeah 1215 00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:03,037 ♪ Mine is forever 1216 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,840 ♪ Might last a day, yeah 1217 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,997 ♪ Mine is forever 1218 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,237 ♪ When they get what they want 1219 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,837 ♪ And they never want it again 1220 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:20,637 ♪ Go on, take everything, take everything 1221 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:22,677 ♪ I want you to 1222 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,437 ♪ Go on, take everything, take everything 1223 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,197 ♪ I want you to 1224 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,237 ♪ Go on, take everything, take everything 1225 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,117 ♪ I want you to 1226 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:38,077 ♪ Go on, take everything, take everything 1227 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:44,920 ♪ Take everything, take everything. ♪ 89219

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