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Careful on the carpet. Oh, this is going to take some getting used to.

Don't worry, Ma. I got you. I'll make sure I take care of you. There you go.

Oh, okay.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my goodness.

Then... Yes, I'm here.

Thank you so much for taking me home for my surgery today.

Don't worry, Ma. I got you.

I promise to take care of you.

Thank you so much.

The doctor said it should be about a week. Okay. And then I could finally get

this damn thing off. And then I'll be able to see.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Actually,

I was going to take a shower. I feel so gross after that surgery.

Think you can help me with that?

Uh, yeah, look, you, shh.

Oh, yeah, shower.

Yeah, I can totally, I can, I can, um, set you up some water and stuff.

Is something wrong there? No, nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong. I, everything's

kosher.

Okay. Um, yeah, so let me go, uh, set that water and, uh, you just stay right

there. Okay. Yeah.

Thank you so much, man.

No problem, ma.

Van?

I need your help.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, sorry.

I'm sorry.

Um, Van, I literally cannot find the soap right now.

I know it's right around here. Yeah, yeah, let me get it for you.

Okay, I got my football.

It's right here.

Right, right, right here.

Oh. Yeah, that's it.

Is it empty?

You just got to keep, you know, you got to get it out. It takes a little bit.

Oh, this is what's the end? Yeah, it's thick.

Oh, okay. Yeah, it's really thick, so.

This must be that new soap.

It's very new.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, you got to really get it.

It's all right. Almost there.

Almost there. Okay.

That's it. Right there. Right there.

Come on.

That's it.

Wow.

There it is.

So good to have you home. So much has happened.

The surgery went well.

Hi, honey.

I've missed you.

But I have to tell you, your son, Van, has been so good to me.

There you are.

He's been so good to me since you've been gone. He's been taking care of me.

You know, I thought that...

He might have resented me for being his stepmom, but he's been so good to me.

I think we're going to get along just great from now on.

What if Van hears? I think Van is home.

He might be.

I feel so good all over my body.

Oh,

you

have to be quiet.

Oh my goodness.

I'd be so embarrassed if Van heard us.

One, two.

God, you're a dick.

Oh, my God.

A hard day.

Yeah!