All language subtitles for Very Important People s01e09 Leighanna-Jean Gruthers.eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,179 Hey, it's Izzy. Just another normal day in my life, knowing exactly what's going 2 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:08,250 on and where I'm supposed to go and who I'm supposed to talk to. 3 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:12,990 Today we're giving this comedian a total transformation. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,560 What? They have no idea who or what they're about to become. 5 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,979 Once they see themselves in the mirror, they'll have to make up a character on 6 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:25,340 the spot and then sit down with me for an improvised interview. 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,280 This is very important, people. 8 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:32,630 And three, two, one. 9 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:35,950 They're beautiful. 10 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:42,029 I'm tomorrow going to wear glasses. I think this is actually going to make the 11 00:00:42,030 --> 00:00:43,810 character. Oh, my. 12 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:50,709 What is happening? Well, the gown is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in 13 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:51,760 my entire life. 14 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:55,050 Category is mermaid got lost at the Jersey Shore. 15 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:57,270 New Orleans. 16 00:00:58,199 --> 00:01:03,959 psychic who's a manager at Waffle House. But I also just sort of feel like I own 17 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,600 like a nail salon or like a travel agency. 18 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:09,300 I think you should go to Bora Bora. 19 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:14,760 I'm there all the time. And the men are generous. 20 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,800 My daughter's prom. 21 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:19,300 I'm chaperoning. She doesn't know. 22 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,859 This is my last year that I'm eligible for toddlers and tiaras because I just 23 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:24,910 turned 18. 24 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,300 Gotta show these girls, you know, how it's set. 25 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:53,619 We all have a story to tell, and sometimes those stories need to be 26 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:54,239 the world. 27 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,239 Good evening. 28 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,530 I'm Vic Michalis, back with another edition. 29 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:59,760 of very important people. 30 00:01:59,761 --> 00:02:02,239 Can you please introduce yourself? 31 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,600 I'm Leanna Jean Grithers. 32 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:14,580 What a beautiful name. And Leanna, where are you from? 33 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,200 I am from Hawkskill, Texas. 34 00:02:17,201 --> 00:02:19,019 What do you do for fun out there? 35 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:23,560 I'm a pageant contestant, but, um, sorry. 36 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,069 Do we have a tissue? 37 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:26,120 I can't use tissue. 38 00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:28,290 Why can't you use tissue? The material. 39 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:30,330 It's too rough. It's too rough. 40 00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:31,850 Yeah. For your face, I see. 41 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:34,600 I'm sorry. 42 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:37,550 I no longer work in Hawkskill. 43 00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:42,150 I moved recently to sunny Orlando. 44 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:46,530 Disney. Yeah, right outside. Of Orlando. About 50 minutes away. 45 00:02:46,531 --> 00:02:48,189 So an hour away from Orlando? 46 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:49,570 Mm -hmm. Like Jacksonville? 47 00:02:49,571 --> 00:02:54,479 What's the name of the, when you get your mail, usually there's some sort of 48 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:58,040 a... I haven't registered an address. A recent move. 49 00:02:58,041 --> 00:03:00,899 Yeah. What brought you to Orlando in the first place? 50 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:04,880 I work at a Disney -themed eating establishment. 51 00:03:04,881 --> 00:03:06,539 Oh, I see. 52 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:09,000 A Little Mermaid thing. 53 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,880 Okay. So I'm a Disney actor. 54 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,920 What character are you in The Little Mermaid? I am... 55 00:03:13,921 --> 00:03:15,189 Ariel adjacent? 56 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:16,229 One of her sisters. 57 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:20,729 People come to the restaurant right after they leave Disney because it's so 58 00:03:20,730 --> 00:03:25,029 close. The restaurant is also off of Disney property, just the way I'm 59 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:28,929 this in my mind. Yeah. 50 minutes outside of Disney Park. Is it across 60 00:03:28,930 --> 00:03:32,410 line or is it in the state of Florida? Yeah. It is across state line. 61 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:35,330 This is in Georgia. 62 00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:37,210 No. No? No. 63 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:43,430 It's in Florida. I think it's in both. Sort of on the line. Are you trying 64 00:03:44,019 --> 00:03:47,919 Come, or why are you... Am I trying to come to the restaurant? Yeah, you seem 65 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,720 really concerned with the location. 66 00:03:49,721 --> 00:03:53,559 Well, this is an interview. I'm trying to paint a picture of your life. If you 67 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,979 don't mind me taking it back for a moment, most children are put into 68 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,360 by their parents, correct? 69 00:03:58,361 --> 00:04:01,259 Mm -hmm. We have some intel here that you didn't start pageants until much 70 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:05,179 in life. How old were you when you did your first pageant? I was just outside 71 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:07,220 four. Just outside of four? 72 00:04:07,221 --> 00:04:09,839 Mm -hmm. So I'm going to go ahead and just cue this up for you, because we do 73 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,389 have a photo, and you look, I'm going to say, no younger than 16 years old. in 74 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:13,989 this photo. 75 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:18,850 Okay. As you can see, the other children are sort of to your hip, maybe. 76 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:20,520 No. No? 77 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:24,130 No. How old would you say you look in that photo? Outside of four. 78 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:25,450 North of four? Sure. 79 00:04:25,451 --> 00:04:29,469 You know, depending on where you live. Well, where I live, right here in this 80 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,190 chair, it's looking about 16 to me. Are you a doctor? 81 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:37,010 Am I a doctor? I mean, I apologize. You do look like a doctor. I'm not a doctor. 82 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:37,829 I'm a reporter. 83 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:40,970 So for argument's sake, let's say you are... 84 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,939 16 in four months in this photo, all right? Okay. From what we can see, you 85 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:49,539 competed in every four and under category in every pageant in South 86 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,640 you just swept. 87 00:04:50,641 --> 00:04:51,799 Thank you. 88 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:56,260 So we got this video from the Hawkskill archives from that local newspaper here, 89 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,950 and we can see the question and answer portion from that first pageant. 90 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,660 Wow. Little baby. Thank you. My hero is Jesus Christ. 91 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:08,040 I'm adorable. 92 00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:10,570 Absolutely incredible. 93 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:16,489 Yeah. We actually obtained a newspaper from your hometown stating that... I 94 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,270 would also like a piper. 95 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:22,309 Well, I can hand you this paper in a moment. You just give me a second. It 96 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:24,949 here the reason that you are no longer doing pageants and you were disqualified 97 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:28,710 from all pageants in Lower Texas for vehicular manslaughter. 98 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,750 I thought your name was vehicular. 99 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:35,010 Vic. So I have a nickname too. 100 00:05:35,011 --> 00:05:36,199 And what is... 101 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:40,120 Your nickname, because here it says your nickname is Killer Pageant Queen. 102 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:44,779 Did my grandpa set this up? Your grandpa did send us several footage. He said 103 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:46,160 he's very worried about you. 104 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,500 He said that he's concerned that you're going to kill again. 105 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:54,279 Okay, I knew when I saw somebody in a brown suit that this was not going to be 106 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,330 like a normal show. 107 00:05:55,331 --> 00:05:58,119 What about a brown suit would make this not be a normal show? 108 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:02,639 I just don't understand why I showed up to this show and this, like, British man 109 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,700 is like... 110 00:06:03,701 --> 00:06:07,789 Talking to me about pageants and then not talking to me about pageants. Do you 111 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:11,070 think I'm from England? I'm so confused right now. 112 00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:14,850 I thought we were going to talk about my wins. 113 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:21,150 Leanna Jean, have you ever been in love? Yes. 114 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:22,530 With who? Dylan. 115 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:25,160 Anything else you want to say about Dylan? No. 116 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:26,510 Is Dylan a boyfriend? 117 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,520 No. 118 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:30,890 Can't be a boyfriend if you're in jail. 119 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:33,070 What is too serious to be joked about? 120 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,770 Is this a riddle? 121 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:36,100 No, it's a question. 122 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,759 Oh, my gosh. I thought that was like, you know, like in school where they ask 123 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,699 you those, like, riddles? Where did you go to school where they're asking you 124 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:44,960 riddles? Pageant school. 125 00:06:44,961 --> 00:06:47,679 A physical building or more of a metaphorical place? 126 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,860 They teach you math. 127 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,790 What kind of math do they teach you at pageant school? 128 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,360 Like trig? What's that? 129 00:06:53,361 --> 00:06:57,199 Trigonometry? What's that? Geometry? What's that? Calculus? What's that? 130 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,660 Algebra. Algebra 2? 131 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,840 POMDAS. Addition? 132 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,300 Multiplication. Decimal point. 133 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:04,920 Move the decimal point. 134 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,370 Next question. 135 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:08,240 Okay, and that's your birth language. 136 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:13,439 You know in England they speak English, right? And I'm not from England. I am 137 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:18,279 from the United States of America. I was born in New Jersey. It is so fun to me 138 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,879 when people speak other languages. 139 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,499 All right. 140 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,580 What gets you out of bed in the morning? 141 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:24,520 My legs. 142 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,900 Absolutely fascinating. 143 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,370 Last question, and I ask this to all my guests. 144 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:32,170 What? Is the meaning of life. 145 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:36,940 To be alive. 146 00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:41,170 I think sweet to the point. 147 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:45,269 Are you ready for something fun? Sure. I was just wondering if I could give you 148 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:48,009 a couple of questions, maybe like you would hear in a pageant. Maybe you can 149 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,929 give me some advice on how I would answer them. 150 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:53,769 Okay, well, you are not going to get into a pageant because they don't have, 151 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,030 think they stop at 75. 152 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:57,930 You think I'm over 75? 153 00:07:58,190 --> 00:07:59,240 Maybe. 154 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,380 85. We're going to talk after this. 155 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,740 Because you're wearing a brown suit. 156 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,580 And, like, your ex -boyfriend is just so crazy. 157 00:08:07,581 --> 00:08:11,319 The costumers came to my house, and they said, what do you want to wear? And I 158 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,580 said, I think it'd be fun if I was in a brown suit. 159 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:15,870 It would be coming. 160 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:20,319 Fun. What kind of outfit would you put me in? You're dressing me for a pageant 161 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,739 that I'm allowed to compete in in any circumstance. 162 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:23,790 I'm sorry. 163 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,760 Could you cut this? I'm going to put, just cut this out. 164 00:08:26,761 --> 00:08:30,919 Okay. You're allowed to wear glasses. I have glasses as well. Yeah, but don't 165 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,119 keep it. You don't want people seeing you in waiting glasses? 166 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,170 No. 167 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,330 Oh, my God. 168 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:37,430 What? 169 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:43,058 Okay, well, if it's so bad, why don't you give me a makeover? Not that anybody 170 00:08:43,059 --> 00:08:45,439 wants that. I think everybody thinks... No, people are clapping. 171 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:49,020 All right, you can give me a makeover. Don't clap too much, all right? 172 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,740 Okay, you take this off. 173 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:55,540 Okay. And I vote. 174 00:08:55,850 --> 00:09:02,209 I have a smart blouse on. So this is from... It's on a smart blouse. The 175 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:04,530 is... Alexa, look different. 176 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,060 Is this on? 177 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:11,689 It's not really a smart blouse. It's just, you know, it's a lovely blouse. 178 00:09:11,690 --> 00:09:12,589 does it plug in? 179 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:14,510 It doesn't plug in. It's not electronic. 180 00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:18,929 It's a nice blouse. Smart blouse. Lovely blouse. Okay, you can start rolling 181 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:20,929 again because I took my glasses off. Okay. 182 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,350 Does anybody have a knife? 183 00:09:22,351 --> 00:09:23,389 How about this? 184 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:27,650 Let's just go, let's pretend like we got all the changes. What do I look like? 185 00:09:27,790 --> 00:09:32,209 Okay. We've done a montage, right? And I'm crying stuff on, and I come out, and 186 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:35,149 it's like, oh, and then you're like, not that one. And so then I go back in the 187 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:38,709 dressing room, and I change stuff, and there's fun music, and maybe there's 188 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,149 somebody else there, and they're dancing. 189 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:42,200 And then I come out in this. You know what? 190 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:48,989 When I do pageant, I like to think about what makes 191 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:50,190 me feel. 192 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:52,740 Happy and like a winner. 193 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:59,420 Right. Have you felt happy or have you felt like you won anything before? 194 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:01,430 Yes. 195 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:07,159 I did the New York Times crossword in 37 minutes, which was a personal record of 196 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,519 mine. And I only cheated three times. And I had a smile on my face for the 197 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:16,499 of the afternoon. I skipped into the studio and everybody said, what's going 198 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,790 with you? And I said, nothing. Get back to work. 199 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,840 I don't know. Maybe hold this because that's not going to work. 200 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:28,459 Yeah, maybe like if you hold something fun and then walk with it. Okay. You 201 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:31,830 know, we're holding a gold alligator, however that makes you walk. 202 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,720 Not like you're scared. 203 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,340 Like you know you're beautiful. You were born beautiful. 204 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,090 Everybody you've ever met says you're beautiful. 205 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:47,950 I'm really feeling it. Thank you. I appreciate your help. 206 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:52,250 Okay, so say we're sort of, like, you know, we're, like, we're hanging out. 207 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,580 We're, like, we're getting food somewhere. 208 00:10:54,581 --> 00:10:57,889 Like, how would you start a conversation with somebody, right? 209 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,909 Just not about, like, news or topics or anything like that. How would you 210 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:05,289 organically start a conversation with somebody? Would you ask me here so that 211 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,470 you could try and, like... 212 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,750 Enter a pageant? 213 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:11,099 Well, no, it seemed like we were sort of connecting over you telling me about 214 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,959 pageants. So I thought it'd be fun if I asked you a couple of pageant questions 215 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,610 and you maybe gave us a couple of tips on how to answer. 216 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,800 Okay, would love that. 217 00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:20,939 All right, let me get my... Putting the jacket back on is definitely not 218 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:21,990 helping. Okay. 219 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:28,199 Here we go. First one, maybe we start with something political, something news 220 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,980 -based. Oh, how would you bring about world peace? 221 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:43,079 In God's world, there is only peace. And you wake up and you choose peace or you 222 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,130 don't. 223 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,740 And that's God's plan. 224 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:51,739 Okay, so from your perspective, break down the pieces of that answer for us. I 225 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:54,740 said peace a couple of times because you asked about peace. 226 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:59,279 Okay, another one. What's a quality you look for in a friend? What I look for in 227 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:03,980 a friend is beauty, loyalty, God -fearingness. 228 00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:07,070 And a little bit of sass. Okay. 229 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,990 So I have to ask, God comes up quite a bit in your answers. 230 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,729 Are you a very religious person? 231 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:15,069 Yes. What religion, if you don't mind me asking? 232 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:15,929 The church. 233 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:20,030 The church. I see. Which church are you a part of? The one outside of Orlando. 234 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,269 There's, I'm sure, several churches outside of Orlando. Is it a specific 235 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:27,490 denomination? I think it's called, you know, you know. 236 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:28,980 Paul is there. 237 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,080 The disciple Paul? 238 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,140 No man named Paul. 239 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,329 Goes to that church? 240 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:37,129 Yeah, he runs it. Okay, a man named Paul runs it. And so you did say this was 241 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:39,540 outside of Orlando. How far outside of Orlando? 242 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,509 Just outside. 243 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:43,100 So approximately how far if I'm in a car in Orlando? 244 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:50,469 Depending on traffic and the wind, you know, I 245 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,520 don't know. 246 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,790 Hard to say. Best guess. 247 00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:58,830 15 minutes and two hours. Two hours and 15 minutes outside of Orlando. 248 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:00,390 But it really depends. 249 00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:04,609 All right. Did something completely different work? How did we find this 250 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:06,069 work? How did we find this job? 251 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,250 I was born for it. 252 00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:10,829 You were born for it? Mm -hmm. You left the pageant world immediately. You said, 253 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,940 I need something new. Oh, the restaurant? 254 00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:13,789 Yeah, the restaurant. 255 00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:14,840 Oh. 256 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,890 No, I wasn't born into that. 257 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,210 You seem to love pageants so much. Why not just do that? 258 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:25,800 Well, and this is where it is really going to be hard to talk about. 259 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:32,859 I'm on the older side of the juvenile pageant contingency. Yeah, we can see 260 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:35,680 that. And you age out. 261 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,780 You know, so this was my last season. 262 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:47,319 And I was actually, you know, not only aged out but disqualified because 263 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,680 of my stomach issues. 264 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:52,919 Tell me about these stomach issues. I would love to know a little bit more 265 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:58,959 this. After my last pageant, it just so happened that I turned 18, and like the 266 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:03,700 day I turned 18, I immaculately conceived. 267 00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:05,219 A child? 268 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:10,739 Yeah. Incredible. And so I was disqualified. I understand. So you're 269 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:13,480 a baby coming on the way on this show. Is that true? 270 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,290 Yeah. You seem upset. You don't seem happy about this. 271 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,510 Yeah, well. 272 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,080 Now I work at Disney. 273 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,300 I don't think you work at Disney. 274 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,320 Can I ask you something? 275 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:29,939 I really like you. You seem so -so on me, and that's fair. You're right. You 276 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,480 so beautiful. 277 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:35,680 Yes. And you look at the world in a very interesting way. 278 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,200 But you seem so sad. 279 00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:41,699 You see all this beauty in the world around you. Why can't you see it within 280 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:46,240 yourself? Well, I do see it within myself. I think I am beautiful. 281 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:51,329 More beautiful than most... So I do say I'm corrected. I was incorrect in my 282 00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:52,690 statement there. Yeah. 283 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:54,910 But I am sad. 284 00:14:56,070 --> 00:15:02,290 And it's because I really loved to do pageants. 285 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,650 And I am not criticizing God. 286 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,650 But you have one slip -up. 287 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:17,030 And you can't do pageants anymore. You know there are pageants for parents, 288 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:18,180 correct? 289 00:15:18,181 --> 00:15:21,749 There are pageants that parents are allowed to compete in. 290 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,650 And what would that, like the PTA? 291 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:27,370 No, there's actual pageants for parents to compete in. 292 00:15:27,371 --> 00:15:28,789 There's what you call Mrs. 293 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:30,530 Categories or Ms. 294 00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:33,329 Categories. I think that's for someone like your age. 295 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,380 I see. 296 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:41,529 Now, if you wanted to do, like, a sugar daddy situation with me, I wouldn't be 297 00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:43,210 opposed. A sugar daddy situation? 298 00:15:43,211 --> 00:15:45,029 Yeah. You want me to be the sugar daddy? 299 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,670 You seem like a rich, older man. 300 00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:50,969 And I don't like the restaurant that I work at. Thank you. It's not really in 301 00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:55,149 Disney. Yeah, no, I know it's not. It's like Disney themed, but it's like... I 302 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,920 want to say thank you so much for saying that I seem rich. 303 00:15:58,110 --> 00:16:03,110 And also, I can't be your sugar daddy, but I would like to be your friend. 304 00:16:03,111 --> 00:16:06,909 Or a gold digger situation. I don't think you're allowed to tell people that 305 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:08,109 it's a gold digger situation. 306 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:12,849 But if, you know, if you're going to die soon, then you may want to sort of 307 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:15,450 secure that before you go. 308 00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:16,820 I don't know why. 309 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,250 But I really like you. 310 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,230 Okay, you know I killed those people, right? 311 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,659 The people in the vehicular manslaughter? 312 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:26,250 Please do not say that. Don't smile like that either. 313 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,679 You're going to have to go to jail. 314 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,899 No. Yes, that's not how that works. What do you mean that's not how that works? 315 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,459 Do you want to get drained after that? 316 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:36,379 Yeah, I really do, but I think you just need to make sure that you let everybody 317 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:39,779 know that you were joking. No, we're not going to tell anybody we're leaving. 318 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:43,419 Right, no, no, but I'm saying I think we should let the... Let the cameras know 319 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,719 that you were... I'm not saying that you killed somebody. 320 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,639 No, but we're being quiet. Right, but I'm saying that's picking it up. And 321 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,679 mandatorily, I have to report if somebody says that they're a murderer. 322 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,930 think you should let the cameras know that you were kidding. Okay. 323 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,780 I don't think I do. 324 00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:58,579 Why don't you just say it? 325 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,159 You know what? Just to me. Why don't you say, just kidding? 326 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,780 Why don't you say, just kidding? 327 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,700 Why don't you say, just kidding? 328 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,230 Just kidding. 329 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,550 There we go. 330 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,579 There we go. Just kidding. 331 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,010 Just kidding. 332 00:17:11,011 --> 00:17:13,219 Don't tell my grandpa we're getting drinks. 333 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:14,920 Why? I don't want him to know. 334 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,520 God, I think you're fun. 335 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:21,599 I don't think you're fun. But I think that's fun. 336 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:26,358 Thank you. I've never hung out with someone your age before. I've never hung 337 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,409 with someone. 338 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,640 What? That was a guest before. 339 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,200 So this is new for both of us. 340 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,540 Yeah, don't tell anybody. 341 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:41,410 Be true to yourself unless you'd rather be somebody else. I'm Vic Michaelis. 342 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:42,830 Good night. 343 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:46,450 We should turn off our mics. Just turn off your mic. Okay. Who did you kill? 344 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,110 Oh, a family. 345 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:51,259 There's like a light wave in it. It's like dead. 346 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,940 Look, his hair is sort of dead by nature. 347 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:57,380 No. Did you get your lips removed? 348 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,690 Where do they start? 349 00:17:58,900 --> 00:17:59,960 That feels high. 350 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,160 My stepdaughter will tell me the truth. 351 00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:03,869 Bianca, how does that look? 352 00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:08,420 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29743

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.