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Hey, it's Izzy. Just another normal day
in my life, knowing exactly what's going
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on and where I'm supposed to go and who
I'm supposed to talk to.
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Today we're giving this comedian a total
transformation.
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What? They have no idea who or what
they're about to become.
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Once they see themselves in the mirror,
they'll have to make up a character on
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the spot and then sit down with me for
an improvised interview.
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This is very important, people.
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And three, two, one.
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They're beautiful.
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I'm tomorrow going to wear glasses. I
think this is actually going to make the
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character. Oh, my.
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What is happening? Well, the gown is the
most beautiful thing I've ever seen in
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my entire life.
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Category is mermaid got lost at the
Jersey Shore.
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New Orleans.
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psychic who's a manager at Waffle House.
But I also just sort of feel like I own
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like a nail salon or like a travel
agency.
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I think you should go to Bora Bora.
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I'm there all the time. And the men are
generous.
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My daughter's prom.
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I'm chaperoning. She doesn't know.
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This is my last year that I'm eligible
for toddlers and tiaras because I just
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turned 18.
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Gotta show these girls, you know, how
it's set.
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We all have a story to tell, and
sometimes those stories need to be
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the world.
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Good evening.
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I'm Vic Michalis, back with another
edition.
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of very important people.
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Can you please introduce yourself?
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I'm Leanna Jean Grithers.
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What a beautiful name. And Leanna, where
are you from?
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I am from Hawkskill, Texas.
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What do you do for fun out there?
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I'm a pageant contestant, but, um,
sorry.
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Do we have a tissue?
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I can't use tissue.
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Why can't you use tissue? The material.
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It's too rough. It's too rough.
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Yeah. For your face, I see.
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I'm sorry.
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I no longer work in Hawkskill.
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I moved recently to sunny Orlando.
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Disney. Yeah, right outside. Of Orlando.
About 50 minutes away.
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So an hour away from Orlando?
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Mm -hmm. Like Jacksonville?
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What's the name of the, when you get
your mail, usually there's some sort of
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a... I haven't registered an address. A
recent move.
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Yeah. What brought you to Orlando in the
first place?
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I work at a Disney -themed eating
establishment.
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Oh, I see.
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A Little Mermaid thing.
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Okay. So I'm a Disney actor.
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What character are you in The Little
Mermaid? I am...
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Ariel adjacent?
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One of her sisters.
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People come to the restaurant right
after they leave Disney because it's so
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close. The restaurant is also off of
Disney property, just the way I'm
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this in my mind. Yeah. 50 minutes
outside of Disney Park. Is it across
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line or is it in the state of Florida?
Yeah. It is across state line.
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This is in Georgia.
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No. No? No.
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It's in Florida. I think it's in both.
Sort of on the line. Are you trying
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Come, or why are you... Am I trying to
come to the restaurant? Yeah, you seem
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really concerned with the location.
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Well, this is an interview. I'm trying
to paint a picture of your life. If you
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don't mind me taking it back for a
moment, most children are put into
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by their parents, correct?
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Mm -hmm. We have some intel here that
you didn't start pageants until much
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in life. How old were you when you did
your first pageant? I was just outside
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four. Just outside of four?
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Mm -hmm. So I'm going to go ahead and
just cue this up for you, because we do
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have a photo, and you look, I'm going to
say, no younger than 16 years old. in
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this photo.
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Okay. As you can see, the other children
are sort of to your hip, maybe.
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No. No?
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No. How old would you say you look in
that photo? Outside of four.
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North of four? Sure.
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You know, depending on where you live.
Well, where I live, right here in this
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chair, it's looking about 16 to me. Are
you a doctor?
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Am I a doctor? I mean, I apologize. You
do look like a doctor. I'm not a doctor.
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I'm a reporter.
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So for argument's sake, let's say you
are...
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16 in four months in this photo, all
right? Okay. From what we can see, you
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competed in every four and under
category in every pageant in South
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you just swept.
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Thank you.
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So we got this video from the Hawkskill
archives from that local newspaper here,
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and we can see the question and answer
portion from that first pageant.
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Wow. Little baby. Thank you. My hero is
Jesus Christ.
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I'm adorable.
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Absolutely incredible.
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Yeah. We actually obtained a newspaper
from your hometown stating that... I
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would also like a piper.
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Well, I can hand you this paper in a
moment. You just give me a second. It
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here the reason that you are no longer
doing pageants and you were disqualified
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from all pageants in Lower Texas for
vehicular manslaughter.
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I thought your name was vehicular.
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Vic. So I have a nickname too.
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And what is...
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Your nickname, because here it says your
nickname is Killer Pageant Queen.
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Did my grandpa set this up? Your grandpa
did send us several footage. He said
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he's very worried about you.
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He said that he's concerned that you're
going to kill again.
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Okay, I knew when I saw somebody in a
brown suit that this was not going to be
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like a normal show.
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What about a brown suit would make this
not be a normal show?
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I just don't understand why I showed up
to this show and this, like, British man
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is like...
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Talking to me about pageants and then
not talking to me about pageants. Do you
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think I'm from England? I'm so confused
right now.
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I thought we were going to talk about my
wins.
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Leanna Jean, have you ever been in love?
Yes.
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With who? Dylan.
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Anything else you want to say about
Dylan? No.
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Is Dylan a boyfriend?
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No.
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Can't be a boyfriend if you're in jail.
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What is too serious to be joked about?
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Is this a riddle?
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No, it's a question.
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Oh, my gosh. I thought that was like,
you know, like in school where they ask
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you those, like, riddles? Where did you
go to school where they're asking you
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riddles? Pageant school.
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A physical building or more of a
metaphorical place?
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They teach you math.
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What kind of math do they teach you at
pageant school?
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Like trig? What's that?
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Trigonometry? What's that? Geometry?
What's that? Calculus? What's that?
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Algebra. Algebra 2?
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POMDAS. Addition?
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Multiplication. Decimal point.
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Move the decimal point.
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Next question.
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Okay, and that's your birth language.
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You know in England they speak English,
right? And I'm not from England. I am
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from the United States of America. I was
born in New Jersey. It is so fun to me
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when people speak other languages.
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All right.
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What gets you out of bed in the morning?
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My legs.
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Absolutely fascinating.
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Last question, and I ask this to all my
guests.
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What? Is the meaning of life.
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To be alive.
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I think sweet to the point.
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Are you ready for something fun? Sure. I
was just wondering if I could give you
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a couple of questions, maybe like you
would hear in a pageant. Maybe you can
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give me some advice on how I would
answer them.
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Okay, well, you are not going to get
into a pageant because they don't have,
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think they stop at 75.
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You think I'm over 75?
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Maybe.
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85. We're going to talk after this.
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Because you're wearing a brown suit.
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And, like, your ex -boyfriend is just so
crazy.
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The costumers came to my house, and they
said, what do you want to wear? And I
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said, I think it'd be fun if I was in a
brown suit.
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It would be coming.
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Fun. What kind of outfit would you put
me in? You're dressing me for a pageant
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that I'm allowed to compete in in any
circumstance.
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I'm sorry.
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Could you cut this? I'm going to put,
just cut this out.
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Okay. You're allowed to wear glasses. I
have glasses as well. Yeah, but don't
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keep it. You don't want people seeing
you in waiting glasses?
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No.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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Okay, well, if it's so bad, why don't
you give me a makeover? Not that anybody
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wants that. I think everybody thinks...
No, people are clapping.
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All right, you can give me a makeover.
Don't clap too much, all right?
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Okay, you take this off.
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Okay. And I vote.
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I have a smart blouse on. So this is
from... It's on a smart blouse. The
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is... Alexa, look different.
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Is this on?
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It's not really a smart blouse. It's
just, you know, it's a lovely blouse.
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does it plug in?
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It doesn't plug in. It's not electronic.
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It's a nice blouse. Smart blouse. Lovely
blouse. Okay, you can start rolling
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again because I took my glasses off.
Okay.
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Does anybody have a knife?
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How about this?
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Let's just go, let's pretend like we got
all the changes. What do I look like?
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Okay. We've done a montage, right? And
I'm crying stuff on, and I come out, and
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it's like, oh, and then you're like, not
that one. And so then I go back in the
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dressing room, and I change stuff, and
there's fun music, and maybe there's
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somebody else there, and they're
dancing.
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And then I come out in this. You know
what?
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When I do pageant, I like to think about
what makes
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me feel.
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Happy and like a winner.
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Right. Have you felt happy or have you
felt like you won anything before?
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Yes.
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I did the New York Times crossword in 37
minutes, which was a personal record of
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mine. And I only cheated three times.
And I had a smile on my face for the
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of the afternoon. I skipped into the
studio and everybody said, what's going
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with you? And I said, nothing. Get back
to work.
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I don't know. Maybe hold this because
that's not going to work.
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Yeah, maybe like if you hold something
fun and then walk with it. Okay. You
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know, we're holding a gold alligator,
however that makes you walk.
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Not like you're scared.
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Like you know you're beautiful. You were
born beautiful.
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Everybody you've ever met says you're
beautiful.
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I'm really feeling it. Thank you. I
appreciate your help.
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Okay, so say we're sort of, like, you
know, we're, like, we're hanging out.
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We're, like, we're getting food
somewhere.
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Like, how would you start a conversation
with somebody, right?
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Just not about, like, news or topics or
anything like that. How would you
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organically start a conversation with
somebody? Would you ask me here so that
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you could try and, like...
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Enter a pageant?
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Well, no, it seemed like we were sort of
connecting over you telling me about
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pageants. So I thought it'd be fun if I
asked you a couple of pageant questions
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and you maybe gave us a couple of tips
on how to answer.
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Okay, would love that.
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All right, let me get my... Putting the
jacket back on is definitely not
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helping. Okay.
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Here we go. First one, maybe we start
with something political, something news
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-based. Oh, how would you bring about
world peace?
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In God's world, there is only peace. And
you wake up and you choose peace or you
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don't.
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And that's God's plan.
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Okay, so from your perspective, break
down the pieces of that answer for us. I
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said peace a couple of times because you
asked about peace.
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Okay, another one. What's a quality you
look for in a friend? What I look for in
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a friend is beauty, loyalty, God
-fearingness.
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And a little bit of sass. Okay.
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So I have to ask, God comes up quite a
bit in your answers.
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Are you a very religious person?
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Yes. What religion, if you don't mind me
asking?
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The church.
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The church. I see. Which church are you
a part of? The one outside of Orlando.
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There's, I'm sure, several churches
outside of Orlando. Is it a specific
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denomination? I think it's called, you
know, you know.
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Paul is there.
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The disciple Paul?
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No man named Paul.
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Goes to that church?
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Yeah, he runs it. Okay, a man named Paul
runs it. And so you did say this was
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outside of Orlando. How far outside of
Orlando?
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Just outside.
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So approximately how far if I'm in a car
in Orlando?
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Depending on traffic and the wind, you
know, I
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don't know.
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Hard to say. Best guess.
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15 minutes and two hours. Two hours and
15 minutes outside of Orlando.
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But it really depends.
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All right. Did something completely
different work? How did we find this
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work? How did we find this job?
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I was born for it.
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You were born for it? Mm -hmm. You left
the pageant world immediately. You said,
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I need something new. Oh, the
restaurant?
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Yeah, the restaurant.
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Oh.
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No, I wasn't born into that.
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You seem to love pageants so much. Why
not just do that?
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Well, and this is where it is really
going to be hard to talk about.
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I'm on the older side of the juvenile
pageant contingency. Yeah, we can see
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that. And you age out.
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You know, so this was my last season.
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And I was actually, you know, not only
aged out but disqualified because
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of my stomach issues.
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Tell me about these stomach issues. I
would love to know a little bit more
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this. After my last pageant, it just so
happened that I turned 18, and like the
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day I turned 18, I immaculately
conceived.
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A child?
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Yeah. Incredible. And so I was
disqualified. I understand. So you're
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a baby coming on the way on this show.
Is that true?
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Yeah. You seem upset. You don't seem
happy about this.
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Yeah, well.
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Now I work at Disney.
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I don't think you work at Disney.
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Can I ask you something?
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I really like you. You seem so -so on
me, and that's fair. You're right. You
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so beautiful.
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Yes. And you look at the world in a very
interesting way.
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But you seem so sad.
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You see all this beauty in the world
around you. Why can't you see it within
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yourself? Well, I do see it within
myself. I think I am beautiful.
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More beautiful than most... So I do say
I'm corrected. I was incorrect in my
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statement there. Yeah.
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But I am sad.
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And it's because I really loved to do
pageants.
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And I am not criticizing God.
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But you have one slip -up.
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And you can't do pageants anymore. You
know there are pageants for parents,
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correct?
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There are pageants that parents are
allowed to compete in.
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And what would that, like the PTA?
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No, there's actual pageants for parents
to compete in.
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There's what you call Mrs.
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Categories or Ms.
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Categories. I think that's for someone
like your age.
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I see.
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Now, if you wanted to do, like, a sugar
daddy situation with me, I wouldn't be
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opposed. A sugar daddy situation?
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Yeah. You want me to be the sugar daddy?
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You seem like a rich, older man.
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And I don't like the restaurant that I
work at. Thank you. It's not really in
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Disney. Yeah, no, I know it's not. It's
like Disney themed, but it's like... I
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want to say thank you so much for saying
that I seem rich.
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And also, I can't be your sugar daddy,
but I would like to be your friend.
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Or a gold digger situation. I don't
think you're allowed to tell people that
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it's a gold digger situation.
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But if, you know, if you're going to die
soon, then you may want to sort of
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secure that before you go.
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I don't know why.
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But I really like you.
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Okay, you know I killed those people,
right?
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The people in the vehicular
manslaughter?
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Please do not say that. Don't smile like
that either.
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You're going to have to go to jail.
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No. Yes, that's not how that works. What
do you mean that's not how that works?
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Do you want to get drained after that?
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Yeah, I really do, but I think you just
need to make sure that you let everybody
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know that you were joking. No, we're not
going to tell anybody we're leaving.
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Right, no, no, but I'm saying I think we
should let the... Let the cameras know
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that you were... I'm not saying that you
killed somebody.
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No, but we're being quiet. Right, but
I'm saying that's picking it up. And
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mandatorily, I have to report if
somebody says that they're a murderer.
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think you should let the cameras know
that you were kidding. Okay.
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I don't think I do.
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Why don't you just say it?
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You know what? Just to me. Why don't you
say, just kidding?
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Why don't you say, just kidding?
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Why don't you say, just kidding?
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Just kidding.
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There we go.
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There we go. Just kidding.
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Just kidding.
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Don't tell my grandpa we're getting
drinks.
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Why? I don't want him to know.
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God, I think you're fun.
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I don't think you're fun. But I think
that's fun.
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Thank you. I've never hung out with
someone your age before. I've never hung
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with someone.
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What? That was a guest before.
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So this is new for both of us.
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Yeah, don't tell anybody.
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Be true to yourself unless you'd rather
be somebody else. I'm Vic Michaelis.
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Good night.
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We should turn off our mics. Just turn
off your mic. Okay. Who did you kill?
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Oh, a family.
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There's like a light wave in it. It's
like dead.
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Look, his hair is sort of dead by
nature.
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No. Did you get your lips removed?
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Where do they start?
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That feels high.
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My stepdaughter will tell me the truth.
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Bianca, how does that look?
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