All language subtitles for UFO_The Otis Files

Okay, the red circle in the corner?
Yeah.

Every film I make, it's like a journey.

I've been on many journeys.

Hitler's cat.

You ever heard of that, huh?

The dentist.

That was a good one. Things you find in
beer.

Spoiler warning.

It's yourself.

And every journey... What?

Okay, different.

It's like a cruise.

Like the Titanic?

No. Not like the Titanic.

It's like the love boat. It's like the
love boat. All right? It is exciting and

new. And when I come aboard this cruise,
they were all waiting for me. Okay?

Not the Titanic.

Man. So, come along with me on my
journey.

Yes. Called UFO.

The guy's a man of whatever gives a
shit.

UFOs. They've been with us for years.

Even the Bible makes mention of them.

Them and their alien passengers.

They rarely make themselves known, but
once in small -town America, an average

man made an extraordinary discovery.

A discovery that will set him apart.

From his fellow man.

Something like that.

It's like, you know we are in life,
right?

Like, we wake up every day.

Take a shit, you have an English muffin,
maybe an egg, sometimes sausage,

sometimes they toss it with muffin, with
egg, when we're on sale.

And you go to work, and you just go
about your day, and you know, you know

you are.

You know where you come from, you know
where you've been.

And then, poof, poof, that is French for
abracadabra.

It all goes away. And you're left
sitting there on the crapper one morning

thinking, it's all changed.

Everything's changed.

Space Turd changed my life.

Who dug it, you know?

I thought it'd be something big to
change your life, you know, like

Clearinghouse or getting a Blumpkin.

Game changer.

That's what we're left with.

Alien artifacts.

I used the word artifact.

People coming by, seeing how my life
changed.

I'm going to take this on the road.

Otis' Alien Artifactured Roadshow.

Life has changed.

It has changed.

I never expected this.

Never expect no kung fu.

I respect the TV shows and the camera
guys.

I don't think a camera guy gets enough
love.

So what do you do?

You roll with it.

I've been blessed.

Blessed by Trump Almighty.

Come down.

Give me a little gray alien.

A little brown alien turd.

Apparently, this is between you and me.

I think that alien stopped off at
Chipotle and got the corn salsa to catch

meaning.

Let's eat a peanut, though.

I think Chipotle has a drive -thru,
don't they?

If they don't, they should.

They're good.

Like, that's a payday dinner.

Fancy.

Sizzler.

That's a payday dinner. That's a
Christmas dinner.

You guys hungry?

Yeah, old Elvis, he used to come in here
in the shop just about up on the daily.

You know, he'd come in and we'd be
looking at the girl magazines mostly,

weird ones usually, the ones we try to
hide that we didn't carry.

And then, you know, he always would
switch his pants and the pockets would

completely, completely chock full of
their tops and shoes.

It was a strange thing. He's a little
bit weird boy, nice kid.

Always the short pants and squishy
pants.

That's all of us.

Otis was a good boy.

This is a picture of him in high school.

He was on the wrestling team.

But ever since that day, he changed.

I don't even recognize him no more.

Do you know where we can find a good
pizza around here?

No, seriously, where can we find a good
pizza place around here? It's important.

Welcome to Channel 3 News with your co
-host Bobby McBrown and Elizabeth

Consuelo... Consuelo... Consuelo... Oh,

whatever the hell the rest of her name
is. You know, that hot Latina chick you

guys all like to look at. Over to you,
Bobby.

Good evening.

My name is Bobby McBrown.

And I'm Elizabeth...

Consuelo Rosado Aguirre Villalobos
Limon.

And in our top story, is this real?

You gotta be kidding me.

I'll tell you one of the guys praying to
me again. Yes, this is real.

This is, oh my gosh.

Okay.

In our top story, a local man has an
interesting find.

On the feed is our top reporter, Regina
Reynolds. Regina?

Good evening. I'm Regina Reynolds, and
we're here on location where a local man

claims to have seen an alien body.

When is this on?

Are we live? We are live. We're on at 10
p .m. every day.

All right.

I want something with DVR at 10 p .m.
Well, it's a word she wrote, too.

So, we have a word she wrote.

Do you know if you can record two things
at the same time?

I think it's a function, yes.

I can't miss a word she wrote. I mean,
we could use Jessica Fletcher right

now. It's a mystery.

It's a gall -bang mystery.

Oh, you want to know about it?

Yeah, have you seen an alien body, as
you claim to have seen?

Have I seen an alien body?

I come out from my house. I go over to
my shed.

And I look down, and there is a little
gray alien.

Just about four feet tall, four foot,
very small.

And I'm like, oh, who's that?

Had my stick with me.

Poked it with my stick.

Didn't move.

Hmm.

What could this be?

So I went over to get my shovel.

I went back to the house to check on
something.

Because, again, it was close to 10, so
that means that murder she wrote was

wrong. And then it's one of the episodes
where she was on a book tour. Those are

my favorite ones because I like her.

But so I come back out, body is gone.

It is absolutely gone.

Any idea where it went?

Well, I did hear tell of some black
trucks driving away right around that

We don't get much traffic around here.

So at least I come up with this.

He took them.

They left something.

They left something for that alien. It
wasn't no normal alien.

He made trouble on my way to get that
wall built. It wasn't one of them.

It was the outer space kind.

Hey, there you have it. It was the outer
space kind.

Back to you, Bob.

Oh, we're on?

We're on.

Sorry.

Thank you, Regina.

This is Bobby McBrown signing off.

And I'm Elizabeth Consuelo Rosado
Aguirre Villalobos.

Have a great night.

Good night, everybody.

I met Otis. He was a very sweet man, but
he had a way of looking confused,

while at the same time, you felt sorry
for him.

It was like seeing one of those dogs
with no back legs, and they just have

back leg wheelchair thingies, and
they're looking up at you like, what

to my leg?

Where'd that go?

And all you can think of is, aww.

this whole thing just started out like
any normal day it was thursday and i was

going out oh no baby it was a friday
woman don't tell me my business you

weren't it was friday because all that
bang up good lord i can't believe the

you left this bathroom yeah keep eating
them corn dogs i'm gonna kill the corn

dogs up your ass you wouldn't waste one
like that i know you they're calling

type two

I can't wait till you die.

On second thought, it might have been a
Friday.

You have to drink more water. What is
wrong with you?

So I come up, and there he is, laying in
the shed.

Little gray man.

Right there where I have staked it out
in a professional crime scene manner.

And I went to the Halloween store and I
got some professional crime scene tape

so I could show that this is how it's
going to work here. But I wasn't sure at

first.

I hook it with my stick, it doesn't
move.

Could be drunk, could be spayed, I don't
know. I have no idea.

So I take off and I walk up, grab myself
a shovel, because I know what to do

with something that ain't alive no more.
You get your shovel out and either you

make a dinner or you make it go away.

And I come back up and he is gone.

Gone. And I'm thinking to myself, oh.

Where could he have gone? He didn't get
up. He were dead.

He could have been one of them Asian
Antles.

Short little man from wherever.

Come over and he was about four feet
tall anyway. I think they get about that

tall. I mean, to fit in those little
cars.

You ever been in one of them Asian Antle
cars?

And you got scrunch in there and your
nuts are all up in your gut.

And you can't steer because of your
knees.

It didn't sound funny.

But, okay, otherwise, he's here, he's on
the ground, then he's gone.

I got my first rodeo. I know what's
going on.

He left me a present.

That's when I found the space turret.

So I can only assume, with my vast
knowledge,

of physiology and how things work in the
world, that when the creature dies,

its bowels release.

So I'm reasonably well assured that that
little Asian antel man was no Asian

antel at all.

He was a big gray alien.

At the moment of his death, whether
roofied by other aliens for sex or just

left here of his own accord of natural
causes,

Or I have another theory that deals with
the digestive system that we'll talk

about sooner or later.

The moment of that boy's death, his
bowels released.

And he gave me a gift that changed my
life.

That corny face hurt and everything to
me.

Everything.

So, I still, I mean, I got a couple
questions.

I mean, is it still...

one of them asian animals could it be
one of them you know illegal mexicans

come through i mean trump almighty we
haven't built a wall yet hopefully it

soon because you never know what's
coming across the border too political

but i'd rather have them aliens than
those uh aliens you know what i mean

When I was approached to do the
reenactment for the film, I wasn't

I'd done community theater for 10 years,
all of which I had starring roles.

In fact, a few years ago, when they
tried to cast me as the Scarecrow in

of Oz, I was like, nah -ah.

They tried telling me there were no
small roles.

I said, listen, who would the audience
follow down the yellow brick road?

Me?

Or her.

I came out as Dorothy, and I knocked it
out of the park.

The best Dorothy this date has ever
seen.

Darn role. All of ten years. That is
terrible.

You were that guy?

That girl. I was that girl. Oh, you were
not. You were not that girl at all.

You know there was a 12 -year -old you
took that role from, right?

Well, she cried, but that's what happens
when you're not the best.

Yeah, he punched her in the face so she
couldn't go on stage.

It's weird.

She can't play the role of the black
guy. No one could.

I'm sorry, can't play the role of the
black guy?

I churned butter.

It's going to be good.

I'm going to win an Emmy.

Tony.

What else is there?

Cleo?

I bet you ain't never found one of them.

Looks like Emperor Palpatine. You shoot
for it.

I learned that one.

I've had plenty of them.

Plenty. Right.

All the time.

Boys ain't got Cleo's.

This isn't a gender issue.

It's a pleasure to be found, sir.

Have you been with a woman?

A horse slew of them.

Wow. You killed them all?

Ten years.

Community theater.

So many backstage adventures.

Wow. Did you have to wear tights?

Oh, yeah.

Tight.

What tights?

Real tights.

Every vein.

So, you Jewish?

No.

Looks like a little purple -headed
warrior, huh?

Or a Miss Traceratops. Oh, my.

Or a Roman soldier going to war.

Hi, Gary.

Nope, nope.

So I'm going to go find my comfort.

All right. I'll be right over here.

I'll be ready to dance later. You are.

And butter, too.

I learned to fit.

the two -step.

We call this two -step.

One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
And the more you like the girl, the

faster you go. One, two. One, two.

One, two. One, two.

One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.

One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.

One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
One, two. One, two. One, two.

One, two.

One,

two.

You're not bad.

No? I can't feel the left side of my
body.

There it is.

Woo!

You hurt me for a second. I didn't know
if I could carry you.

That shit happens at Sonic all the time.

Keep going.

Keep going.

This is what I learned. I followed Otis.
This is how you two -step. I also use

this move in Space Cowboys starring our
local news anchor.

That is not the two -step.

That's not. Yeah, we learned this
together. Remember we did this in that

No. No, no, no. We don't talk about that
in public. News anchor and she co

-starred in a movie with me.

No. Called Space Cowboys. Do not say
anything.

And that is not how we learned to dance.

This is what we did on a camera.

I was very hot.

Oh, yeah.

You were.

Don't do that with the lab mic, man!

Right. Sorry.

I won't do that anymore.

It was really sick.

Oh, my God. I can't believe you said
that. That's not how you do it.

Yeah.

That's about how good you were in that
movie, too.

Mm -hmm.

Is there a budgetary restriction?

I bring my A -game to real productions
like our community theater.

Everything you do is garbage, man.

Everything. Space Cowboys, garbage.

Honolulu Orange, trash.

Why are we talking about Space Cowboys?
Honolulu Orange was amazing.

That was confidential.

The worst thing I've ever seen in my
life.

Crank House and McKipsey.

I think we should take that to our
reporter slash anchor who's doing double

over here to make sure that she reports
on every single thing I do. Listen, it's

a small town and I'm working my way up.

I've been working hard.

Yeah, she's almost general manager.

That's the other person on staff at that
place.

That's great. Cool.

Great job.

That's my goal.

Better than Space Cowboys with you. What
you guys don't understand is there were

some budget cuts, and she's doing her
best to make sure that she reports the

news that I deliver to this town.

I deliver some great work. I'm trying to
forget that whole thing and Space

Cowboys. It's because you did the intro
only.

paying to play with Otis' space turd.
You see, looking at the alien shed,

five bucks.

Right here.

Picture in the shed, ten bucks.

Picture with the alien turd. I just saw
you guys are good. You're the media.

So you're here to promote my endeavor.

So you didn't have to pay your $15. You
just got a picture of the turd by

itself. There is a special touching
return rate.

How much is that?

That is way beyond your capabilities,
sir.

This is I'm reserving for Mr. Spielberg
and Mr. Spielberg alone.

We get to touch the corny space turd and
we are going to get to the top of Space

Mountain again because he made E .T.

And if anyone knows about aliens, it's
that man, Mr. Steven Spielberg.

He also made Close Encounters of the
Third Kind, which is one of my favorite

films ever.

I enjoy mashed potatoes.

Probably more than the next guy because
of it.

If you know what I mean.

And if you do not, then you can get
stuck taking a picture with a turd.

No touching.

So, miles around people will be coming.

See it.

Do it up. Seems like a slow day today,
huh?

Well, it's a work day.

Oh, yeah. I'm at my job. You're at your
job. Everyone else is at their jobs or

unemployed. And if they're unemployed,
that means Judge Joe Brown is on the

television right now. And no one misses
Judge Joe Brown if they're unemployed.

You haven't been around here long
enough, son.

You just don't know how this works.

So Judge Brown and Judge Judy, then
divorce court.

Then if it's Wednesday, you get a
MacGyver rerun.

And if it's Tuesday or Thursday, you
sometimes, if you can get in the

channel, because it gets fuzzy.

Get a Canadian channel in. You can
sometimes get the CBC, and they will

the straight dope on what's going down.
What about Red Green?

Do you guys get Red Green out here? Red
Green.

What is this?

Is this gotcha journalism?

Is this some form of gotcha journalism
that you're trying? You're trying to

me up?

Trump Almighty, I will kick your ass.

Don't make me.

You saw my skills.

Yes. Any other questions about my space
turd?

You're kind of riling me up.

You know, I don't think that's... I have
a genuine, bona fide, close encounter

of a very stinky kind.

I'm too high class for books.

What else could explain what happened to
Mr. Otis?

The government's in denial.

There's so much physical evidence left
behind, yet not one scientist wants to

admit that they... Lying! Lying!

Do you want a sandwich?

Ma, I'm trying to do an interview.

I thought you might be hungry. I'll make
you a sandwich.

Ma, we don't want a sandwich.

What about your friend?

Ma, we're doing an interview. We don't
want a... sandwiches.

Do you guys want a sandwich?

No, I'm good.

What about some sodas?

Ma, we don't want any sodas.

I want a soda.

I could use a soda.

Ma, get us some sodas.

What was I saying?

No scientist wants to admit that there
might be... Aliens.

And has anyone tried to steal the alien
excrement?

Anyone has ever tried to take the alien
space turd from me?

Want to know why?

Check this out. I've been training.

I don't know.

This is the propeller. The propeller
goes into a flippin' bamboo monkey,

takes me into Alien Protection Zone,
coming from Space Mountain.

And that is how you protect a space
turd.

A lot to learn, son.

Most impressive.

What, uh, what sentence did you train
under?

I'm blown up. Hold on.

Oh, shit.

I think...

All they can knock loose is a non -space
dirt doing that.

I'll be right back.

Follow me.

So we decided to see what the mayor had
to say about everything going down in

his town.

All right, so go ahead, Tony. What are
you going to cover with that, my dick?

Get out of here. Get a real umbrella.

So we'll go ahead, Tony.

We'll do cocktails there. We'll figure
out the interactive facts.

And maybe the secretary, maybe that new
reporter should see what's going on.

All right, then. Congratulations.

Don't start it, useful.

Take my coat, for Christ's sake.

Jesus.

And Mr. Mayor.

Oh, you people.

I don't believe in aliens.

So are you denying what Otis said
happened?

No. I'm just saying I don't believe in
aliens.

So what is your administration planning
to do about the alien mess?

Planning to... I'm not worried about the
Taco Bell opening down the street. What

am I planning to do about aliens?

So are you discriminating against
aliens?

No, we don't discriminate against
anyone.

Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor.

Yes? Great lives matter.

Mayor, is that you?

Hey!

Who are these people?

I didn't come out into this. There's no
one there. It's you!

Do something! Get them out of here!

We both want you out of here. We both
want you out of here.

Eventually, we convinced the mayor to
sit down with us for an interview.

Thank you for meeting with us, Mr.
Mayor. Oh, no problem. I wanted to clear

all this UFO nonsense.

So there was never an alien in Otis'
shed?

No, no, no, no. Otis was sniffing swamp
gas.

In Michigan?

Well, you see... Hey, honey.

I have those files you wanted from the
police station.

Thank you.

Good deal with those two weirdos.

God, this office is ridiculous.

What are you doing?

What? We're doing an interview here.

You want me to leave?

You think?

That'd be good.

This day.

You were saying?

I'm Robert McBrown, a .k .a. Bobby
McBrown, from your local 3 News.

And in our top story this week,

the month, the year, hell, even in a
lifetime, a local man has a historic,

interesting find.

A find that changes and challenges your
thought process as far as life.

Does life exist outside of South
Buttocks County?

Possibly.

Is there life outside the universe?

Maybe.

Is that local pizza joint open after 12?

We shall see.

Who stole my pizza?

So join us as we entertain and question
this very,

very thing.

Join us as we welcome you all to

The Otis Zone.

The truth is out there.

Otis is my hero.

It's excellent. Otis did a great job.

Good job, Otis! You're my hero!

Are you guys afraid of aliens?

I don't know no water.

Holy moly.

Doesn't that excite you?

The thought of life outside of this
place is so incredible.

But we shall see.

We shall see if that is even real.

If it even exists.

If it's just in our minds.

Who ordered the pizza?

Yes, I ordered the pizza.

Join us next time for our next top
story.

Crazy people in crazy places.

Crazy times.

With craziness.

Or something like that.

Lotus asked if we wanted to have a
celebrity at our store. We jumped at

chance. In fact, it got to be so bad, we
had a hard time getting them out of

here.

Yeah, so I've been coming around, taking
the space turd with me.

Doing some shows here and there, you
know, we get booked from time to time.

I'm waiting on a couple calls from a
couple TV shows, because you know TV is

where it be.

I think you were on your camera guy.

You know, TV is where it is at. So I'm
here today at the Comic Signal,

a comic store.

And I don't come here often, mainly
because I don't do the reading thing.

But people that do come here like
science fiction, they're like space

they're like aliens. So I brought the
space turd.

And I'm doing a special appearance today
to get people if they want to touch the

space turd, or if they want to hear my
story, or maybe buy some comic books.

I am hoping, hoping against hope, that
one of them famous comic book guys will

come in and say, hey, Otis, I want to
tell your story in the drawn medium.

And I could be like, hey, that is a hell
of an idea.

Sketch me up, sketch me looking like
George Clooney or something.

But either way, either way, either way,
we're at the comic signal, and the

turd's here, I'm here, and it's been
some good traffic so far.

So, you know, just working on it here,
and my wife's with me, so if she's

here somewhere, she's probably shopping
or something.

Trump Almighty, that woman's expensive.

No,

I'm good.

I'm good.

Now,

the best part is, this is a Canadian
turn place all over.

The mayor, of course, denied everything.

But he was just part of the system.

A system that may have went deep, but we
were going to go deeper.

And we wouldn't stop until we got to the
colon of the matter.

Then we'd get the money shot.

And then we'd get the money shot. One
moment you're suckling on the teat of

Luck. And next thing you know, she's
wide open. Yeah, I ordered that pizza.

fun with it, dude. I got me an
interview.

I'm sorry.

Yeah,

my name's Al Presidente. That's what I
want you to call me. What can I do for

you?

Yeah, we're doing the documentary on the
aliens. Yeah, what's up?

What?

Are you serious?

Yeah, no, this is pretty important.
Yeah, I think so.

Where are you at?

Yeah, okay. I know what that is.

All right, no. No, I'll be right there.
I'll be right there. Thanks a bunch.

Yep. Later.

Gotta go.

So glad I recorded myself on these
things. It's so artistic.

Really shows what kind of a fantastic
director I am.

And I'm so humble.

Man.

Let me... Oh, shit. I gotta take a dump.

Okay, first I'll take a dump, and
then...

The alien is not a new thing.

The mayor gave it to me, and I'm going
to try.

a moron I'm five nine and I'm not even
Asian

so we had wrapped up opening night at
community theater

I played Tin Man and the Wizard of Oz
but car wouldn't start so I had to walk

home so I took a shortcut through the
woods and I tripped and I fell

No anchovies.

God.

You cannot get a good pizza in this
town.

Good luck.

Anyway, where was I?

Kryptonite thought. Right.

So I come to, and Otis is poking me with
a stick.

All right?

And I just played possum until he got
the hell out of there. All right? I've

seen deliverance.

And no. is making me squeal like a
goddamn pig.

Otis, an average man in an average town
who became something much more, and yet

something even less.

Otis is still looking up at the night
sky, wondering about where his spot in

world is, and when the aliens, or
Asians, or as it turns out, not

Asian at all white dudes, will come
back.

What the hell is Sexy Space Cowboy?

What? I didn't shoot any of this.

It's, uh, the new neighbor lady in this.
Ah, terrible

actor. What are they? Oh!

Oh, no!

Oh, come on!

Sexy! This is a documentary!

There's no... I didn't ask for a sexy
movie.

Oh, that's terrible.

What are they doing?

Shit, I don't... What?

There's nothing shitty about this.

Okay, wait. Okay, so he's wearing... Is
that an astronaut uniform? But he's

calling her a space cowboy.

What is this?

What is any of this?

I... This is the worst sex I've ever
seen in my life. There's nothing

hot about any of this.

I've been trying to make some changes,
moments stuck up in no ways. I've seen

the light behind the straight.

It's the close ones that I've been
trying to make.

It's the close ones that I've been
trying to

make.

No angel. All right, well, hopefully
this pizza is still better than the

film. The aspect film is hot.

I've been chugging on the low. I've been
chasing all the pros. Keep my business

to myself because I can't trust nobody
else. I know all about the struggle. I

know life can be a puzzle. I be cool and
I know how to get it back if I ever

lose it. I've been chugging on the low.
I've been chasing all the pros.

I'll keep my business to myself because
I can't trust nobody else. I know all

about the struggle. I know life can be a
puzzle. I'll be cool and I know how to

get it back.

Good evening.

Thanks for joining.

My name is Bobby McBride.

And I'm Elizabeth Consuelo Aguirre
-Rosado Villalobos Limon

-Contas.

And in our top story.

Is this real?

Are Tyrone and the guys pranking me?

This is real.

Yes, this is real.

Cut to the commercial break.

Oh, my.

Is it poor from your love? Will you find
me too?

Trapped in the darkness.

Lost in the night.

So far away.

Out of sight.

Good will and release.

My love somehow.

I couldn't teach your answer.

Give them to me now.

Pain inside is way too much.

I just want to hold you and feel your
touch.

But you can see me Pull me out of here
Feels

like I'm drowning

If I can drown.

No. But that other poor girl didn't even
get a munchie.

Yeah, yeah, because you punched her in
the face.

I'm sorry,

you don't like black guys? What? Black
eye. She had a black eye. She had a

guy? What are you talking about, man? We
don't want that on stage.

You don't want the black guy on the
stage. Is that how that is now? I don't

think the audience would react to a
Dorothy with a black eye.

What? That's great.

Can't do it in Saunders.

Yeah, absolutely.

I'll just start marketing it.

I don't know, probably like UFO, the
Otis files.

UFO, double dot, then the Otis files.

Making Earth great again?

Yeah, we could do that.

All right.

All right. Keep it right there.

Pull the mask off.

All right.

Action.

Thank you for speaking with us, Mr.
Mayor.

Oh, no problem.

You know, I wanted to clear up all this
UFO nonsense.

So there was never an alien in Ovid the
Shed? Oh, no, no. He was sniffing swamp

gas.

In Michigan?

Well... Hey, honey. I have those files
you wanted from us.

Sorry.

It wasn't me for once!

He said it wasn't my fault!

And... Game face on!

Action!

speaking with us, Mr. Mayor? Oh, no
problem. I wanted to clear up all this

nonsense.

So there was never an alien in Otis'
shed?

No. No, Otis was sniffing swamp gas.

In Michigan?

Well... I have those files you wanted
from the police department.

Did I miss a line? Wasn't that it?

Yeah, yeah, we're just... All righty.

And... Action!

I'm too high class for books.

What else could explain what happened to
Mr. Otis?

The government's in denial.

There's so much physical evidence left
behind, yet scientists are still

unwilling to admit that...

Ma, I'm trying to do an interview.

I thought you might be hungry. I'll make
you a sandwich.

Ma, I don't want a sandwich.

What about your friend?

Ma, nobody want... Do you guys want
something?

Uh, uh, no, I'm good.

Ma, we don't want anything. Leave us
alone.

We don't want... What about the sodas?

Ma, we don't want any sodas.

I said leave us alone. We're trying to
do an interview.

You guys don't want any sodas, do you?

Yeah, I'll take one.

Yeah, I can use a soda. Tell my mom he
wants some sodas. He wants some sodas.

Now, where was I?

No client just wants to admit that the
aliens... There might be... I got it.

Aliens.

Okay, guys, let's run that again.

I don't know if you want to, you know.

Elizabeth Rosario.

And you know what you can do? You can
spin it to where you're, you know, like

near the end of the show or something.
We're talking about, like, my name is

Body McBrown.

My character's name is Body McBrown. I'm
recording.

And you'll be like, yes, I'm Elizabeth.

So, so, so, so, so, so, so. I'm
Elizabeth Rosario. Thank you so much for

in with us. Yeah, you can just do it in
Spanish tongue. Like, you just, a whole

bunch of names. Okay. You got, like,
multiple names. Oh, you already have

multiple names? Yes, multiple names.

And I'm Elizabeth Alizon Rosario. No, do
it more. Do more. Do more. Like, I know

you can't come up with a job.

Okay. And I'm Elizabeth Alizon Consuelo
Aguirre Rosado

Rosario.

That worked.

That worked.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh, my gosh. Okay, yeah, because I'm
going to go and then you'll say, okay.

say good evening in your name.

No, you say good evening. You say good
evening.

I'll let you start it off. Okay, good.

Oh, my goodness.

It was mom who held us down. My big
bros, they ran the block. My brother's

keepers with no doubt. Sometimes fam is
all you got. Your closest friends might

set you up for a check you never know.
Plot on wifey on the low. Lately, my

thoughts seem insane. No, I ain't do it
for the fame. Watch how quick they learn

the name. They see that we are not the
same. Y 'all just ride each other's wave

while I'm. Moses with the ocean, that's
a reference to my lane. I'm on a plane

that's filled with haze. Double cup, no
Easter pink. It's either Henny or

Bombay. Trust me, I am not a snake. Kiss
her neck, make her leg shake. Clean the

plate, first aid my grace. Let me get
back to the pain.

Closest father that I had, he lost his
life to GTA.

I've been going through it. Pray to God
I never lose it. Can't forget when that

day came. Bought up tears above your
break. Since then, life ain't been the

same. I've been trying to make some
changes. Moments stuck off in no ways.

seen a lot behind these frames.

It's the close ones that'll fade on you.

Sometimes a day one can run game on you.

Don't pop up, now I'm taking over.

And don't judge me because I'm highly
sober.

I've been jigging on the low. I've been
chasing all the pros. Keep my business

to myself because I can't trust nobody
else. I know all about the struggle.