Original subtitles

Stop playin' that shit speaka!

Wa you go do with that lil' speaka, bai?

Hey, I Shamez!

Run through Belmont Bass, the best AV shop in Brampton.

We have speakaz, tweetaz,

amplifiaz, decks!

Look how big I is now!

Imagine I is a subwoofer in your car!

Dat is the real soca supposed to play!

We have custom installation!

Cupholda? Woofa!

Headrest? Woofa!

Deck? Woofa!

Wha' you need a spare tire for?

If di sub gwan make me car levitate, bai,

throw 'way dat fuckin' tire, bai!

Throwin' this, bai!

You don' need it, bai!

Dag! Di steerin' wheel?

Throw dat away as well! Throw dat in the air!

Belmont Bass is proud to have patented

what we're callin' the woofer wheel.

Now you can drive with your face right in the bass.

Di woofa is in di steerin' wheel.

Watch wah goin' to happen now!

Woofaaaaa...!

Nobody else in di world have fuckin' dis, though!

Come to Belmont Bass to feel your spine quake

and your head ache.

Woofaaaaa...!

Sea breezy!

It's a good day to elevate! Let's check out our new home.

All I'm gonna say is... keep an open mind,

and we might need earplugs.

Earplugs? For what?

Uh... Earplugs?

♪ Money can't buy me happiness... ♪

Okay, okay. Oh, fuck.

Holy...

All this for 2 Gs? This is actually breezy.

Yeah, and over here we have the office.

My dad didn't even have this type of space.

Uh, technically you don't, either.

Yeah, no, what do you mean? I did the e-sign.

- Uh... - Why is this locked?

Yo, let's bust this door down. What the fuck?

- No, wait, you can't do that! - Aah!

Ah, shit!

Fuck!

Turn it off!

Whoa, whoa! What the fuck?

Where the fuck are they even coming from?

Yo! Turn off the--

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, fuck.

Who de fuck is this?!

Mi fuckin' muffin! My muffin!

Who de fuck is you, eh?

What?

And you have my speakers in hand like if you buy it!

- Come again? - Ya mash up!

Look, ya mash up my door! Where you grow up?

My bad. Brampton.

Carla, ya say he's a cool one!

Dis not cool!

- Hold on, wait. - Ya know it not cool, right?

This is your boy? What's goin' on? What the fuck?

Okay, uh, Everett, Shamez.

Shamez, this is my boss, Everett.

Uh, Shamez owns Belmont Bass,

and he doesn't need all the space,

so he has agreed to split it down the middle.

- Everett, Everett. - She tell ya de price?

Yeah, two bands. Easy.

Alright, but ya ain't give me nothin' yet.

We need first and last.

Yeah, we'll-- yeah, do the first and last.

4K, first and last.

You know ya short $8,000, right?

How?

First three... Last three.

First three, last three? What the fuck?

Okay, you did not make that clear.

Yeah, 'cause you didn't tell me that.

Yeah, but you signed de contract.

You know dat, right? - Yeah, I signed it.

I didn't see it. Who the fuck signs

a "first three month, last three month" lease?

Dawg, you!

I never heard "first three, last three" in my life!

I talkin' to de air here, but I now say it!

I say it! Ya want subtitles?

Yes. That'd help a lot.

He's a fuckin' comedian.

You--

Alright, yeah, we got that net 120 that just cleared.

Just write him a cheque for...

$12,000.

Yeah, cheque lady. And add in $500 there

for de speaker and de door.

Plus $2 for dis muffin, 'aight?

Alright, yeah, throw it in there.

- Yeah, thanks. - Throw it in there.

- Now we can do business. - Throw it in there.

Nah, I don't really shake out like dat.

You just kiss your teeth?

Here. - I'll hol' dat.

Now, you, you keep dat and you pay for it, yeah.

Guess we just got a new speaker.

-"Manning the phones" is obviously a gender term

we try to stay away from here,

but we do need the phones answered in a timely manner.

-And from your work experience,

and as we discussed in our prelim,

you seem well-equipped to communicate efficiently

under pressure.

Oh, yeah. Cool, communicative.

You're basically talking about me here, Trace.

Shut the fuck up!

-So our team will be reaching back out to you--

Tell me to shut the fuck up?

If I'm gonna drill, I will fuckin' drill!

Oh! Bitch!

-Super!

Well... um, okay...

Our second-round interviews

will be scheduled later on today.

Oh...

Yeah, yeah, alright. Just--

I just thought this was the second round, Trace.

No, this is the second prelim.

Mmm!

You said you were available any time ?

- Mm-hm, any time. - Excellent.

So, the important thing to note--

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, Eric, Habibi.

Sorry, um, I cut the power.

It is fixed...

but it's gonna take, like, one, two minutes.

Oh! See?

I tell you, man!

Don't worry! You're stressed for no reason.

Um, where is your pants?

Cool.

-Hey, I'm Zlad Johnson,

son of the CEO of Zenithon Logistics,

where we believe in moving different.

Hey, Linda, how are the kids? Great, amazing!

We're the guys you call when moving your company,

whether that's across the city, or across Canada.

My guys are well trained and even better paid.

They'll get the job done to the highest standard.

- Better paid? - Zenithon.

Move with us, or don't even bother moving.

Me? I'm a chill guy.

No, not you, the meme.

- The me? - The meme?

It's a chill guy meme.

It's a dog and he's got his hands in his pockets

and he's just chillin'.

You see a dog with... pants?

No, it's...

You know what? Forget it.

Okay!

- You know what to do, right? - Yeah, of course!

- Okay. - I got it.

And it is just us on this floor today,

so you go ahead and you play whatever music you want.

You can play your Spanish music if you want.

- Perfect! - Okay.

- Okay! - Okay.

All good? - Mm-hm.

Everything gets scanned before it's shredded, right?

Scan it before shred it. Yeah!

- Okay. - Okay!

- Okay, like last time. - Yes, yes!

Come on, you know me.

- Yeah. That's great. - Yes!

- Alright. - Okay!

Okay.

Fuck, this is sick, dude!

Holy, your bro is up!

This is a warehouse, man. Yeah!

Wow.

So, when's Ricky done at Telegen?

Oh, he's cooked. That's an all-day thing.

Oh, so he's super cooked?

Yeah, but he asked for it and he got bumped up a bone,

so you gotta earn the bone, you know?

Oh, so he's making 19 bones?

- 20, bro. - 20?!

- Yeah. - So he bumped it up two bones?

Huh?

I said he's bumped up two bones?

How much are you makin'?

- Huh? - You heard me, man.

I said how much are you makin', fam?

- Well, how much are you makin'? - 18!

Where my moneymakers at?

There he is! Elevate!

Is this for us? - Yeah, somethin' like dat, yeah.

- God is good oh! - Anyways, guys...

All that shit, man, you guys, fuckin' take those bins

and start stackin' 'em up under that shelf right there.

Hey! Don't be blockin' up dat area dere

until I fix back dis door!

- Hey, who's that little guy? - Ah, it's a shared space, too.

Just tune him out.

Anyways, guys, keep it rippin', man.

Elevate.

Elevate! Elevate!

♪ Keep it funky ♪

♪ Keep the beat ♪

♪ Clap your hands, people ♪

♪ And kinda stomp your feet ♪

♪ Keep it funky now ♪

♪ It's alright ♪

♪ Keep it funky, people ♪

♪ Gotta keep it tight ♪

♪ Listen! ♪

Speedy's Pizza, okay.

♪ Dig it... ♪

"We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied

"as the incident occurred prior to the effective date

"of your policy." Come on, Everett, man!

Oh, shit.

You're movin' fast! Wow!

Wow! You are very es-sneaky!

Like a panther!

You scare me!

Yeah, well, 'cause you're overworkin' our shredder!

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Mm-hm. And...

- I'm just kidding. - Oh.

I'm just messing with you.

Oh my God, you kill me. Comedian!

- What? - I said I realize !

Dawg, I can't hear one word.

Why you gon' give me a cheque

and you know you're not in a position to pay me?

- Shh! - I lookin' like a clown?!

Shh! Shh! Cool it, man!

So, you wan' me talk loud and soft at de same time?

Okay, look, I'm not saying I don't have anything to pay;

I'm saying I wanna pay a normal first and last.

Wha' you mean?

Brudda, first three months, last three months.

Please, bro.

Look, I'm payin' a normal first one and a fuckin' last one.

If not, I gotta go.

Please spare me my money. It's plenty for me to process.

So we gonna...

Change of plans, guys. We're movin' the fuck out.

Everything you put down, pick back up,

put back on the fuckin' truck. We're out. Fuck.

Let's move, let's move. Wake up.

Hassan. Let's get up.

We're out, we're out.

Well, I'm gonna take lunch. Do you wanna take a break?

Oh, no. I have a big breakfast, like that. I'm okay.

You're gonna be locked in here till I get back.

Lock me in here? Like animal!

I just continue working. It's okay, don't worry about it.

- Okay. - You enjoy your lunch.

I hope it's... it's to your liking.

- Okay. - Okay?

Okay! Sorry, also, um...

you are scanning all of these, right?

Me? I'm like a robot. You tell me what to do, I do it.

What you want next?

I just wouldn't want your negligence to get me fired.

Oh! No!

Negligent? Come on!

- Okay! Okay. - Me? Chill guy, remember?

Okay.

Hands in the-- like you said, like you tell me.

Alright. Mm-hm...

What the fuck do you think you're doing?!

I-I-- I'm so sorry! It was one mistake.

I was gonna make--

That's not a mistake!

I specifically said scan then shred!

That is destruction of company property,

which is a fucking crime!

Elevate, my ass.

Boss, can I talk to you for a second?

Listen, I feel you, man. Tough times.

Times are tough for everyone. Especially me.

Yo, can you grab a bin and get to it?

See, that's the thing, though.

See, if I grab this bin, does it seem like I'm grabbin' it...

less?

Hassan. What?

Bruh, I need 20 bones. An hour.

20? Who the fuck makes 20?

- Ricky! - Oh, shit.

- Yeah. - Look, Ricky's at work

and you're in here fuckin' around, askin' about money.

Boss.

Please, can I talk to you?

- Not right now, man. - But it's about my pay.

Of course it is. Of course it is.

Can you send my $20 power in Ethereum?

This guy's makin' 20?!

Michael, I'm not fuckin' paying you in cryptocurrency.

- What do you take me-- - Well, this is better for me.

You know, when my papers come in.

Papers, papers, papers!

All you do is talk about papers and make no progress

on these papers. - Boss, I swear to you,

I swear to my maker, before de end of winter,

I will propose to my lolo and I will be a legal citizen.

Okay, okay, okay, later. We'll talk later.

We'll talk later, alright?

Boss...

What's goin' on? Like, the man's makin' 20?

Alright, look, look, let's do a title bump.

Alright, you're a supervisor now.

You do the work that comes with that,

then we'll talk about money.

I'm supervisor. Say less.

Why they goin' so fast?

Dawg, I told you we're payin' first one, last one,

or we're out.

Shazam is a bold-faced negotiator, I know.

What do you mean? You left me with no other option.

I see you have a van park up outside.

It nice. - My new one?

Yeah! I can take dat and keep dat, right?

And you can get de $8,000,

and I will consider it collateral, right?

And we even.

How am I supposed to run a moving company without a van?

How you supposed to run a business without a building?

Alright, look, collateral means I get it back

once I pay that fuckin' 8K, right? And it's not yours.

Of course! What you mean? For sure!

And you're not puttin' speakers in that shit.

Me?

Speakaz? Van?

It's collateral, bai. Gimme de keys.

- Alright. - Gimme de keys, gimme de keys.

I need that cheque back. Shred it.

- Gimme de keys. - Shred that cheque.

Aye-aye-aye! It's safe, right?

Go shred that cheque.

I don't even know what deal I just agreed to.

Everett Saunders speaking.

I know, dipshit.

What the fuck is going on at Telegen?

I dunno.

Ricky got caught destroying company property.

Oh, fuck, Ricky?

Oh my God, you shred everything...

from 2007 to 20-fucking-20!

Because I was-- I trying to-- the shredder--

Uh-huh. Oh, okay. Yeah.

The scanner was getting stuck, so when it get stuck...

My English is not very good looking.

Maybe it's a issue with language.

Maybe... you know a little bit of Spanish?

Help me out a little bit? - Well, you're finito.

So, goodbye. Shazam? Finito.

No bueno. Bye! Thanks!

Okay, oh, and don't forget your... jacket.

Watch the drawers.

- Drawers are open. - Yes, yes, yes.

Drawers, drawers, drawers! Put it down!

Oh my God, you gotta use your legs, man.

Use your legs.

Yo, you know I'm the supervisor, eh?

- I'm ready to continue. - I know, I know. Hold on, man.

Listen, tell Everett I stepped out for a second, yeah?

Alright, guys, we're movin' back in.

Put it all back! Yo, Eric, fuck this phone, man.

Marcus waitin' on you, bro!

Where you goin'?

I gotta holla at Trisha and shit.

Yo, Shamez, lemme get my van back?

That's his van?!

Nah, nah, nah, it's me.

Does this guy ever work? Fuck...

I'ma step outside real quick, yeah?

Hassan, put a hand on somethin', man, fuck.

Me?

That's all you. I'm the supervisor.

- Ah-ah! - Uh-huh!

You had the easiest job!

You're scanning and shredding files!

How do you mess this up?

Boss, I swear, man, it's not my fault.

Ve-- nika--

Ricky, I understand you're stressed

but this isn't an excuse to say the N-word.

No, no, no, no, no!

Vero-nika! At Telegen, bro.

Everett, I really fuck it up, man!

She say it's a destruction of the properties, I don't know.

Okay, okay, okay, Ricky.

Look, man, I'ma go try and sort this out with Trisha.

I'm on my way now. Listen, man,

if Telegen's done with us, they're done with us, man.

It was a shit fuckin' deal to begin deal.

I'll pick you up later.

Oh my God. Okay, Everett.

Um, thank you so much.

- Trisha Roosevelt's in here? - Oh, excuse me, uh...

Yo, Trish?

Yo, Trish.

Oh my God.

Holy fuck. Holy upgrade, guy.

When the fuck did you tell me you were coming?

Yo, I got some heavy shit I gotta share with you real quick.

I couldn't share it over the phone. You got a minute?

I have a meeting in a minute.

- Alright. - No, no, no, no, no.

You're making all this money. They'll let you be late.

What are you talking about?

Hey, Trish.

Some guy just walked past me really fast.

Uh, is that cool?

This what I'm talkin' about. You have an assistant now?

- No, I have a meeting now. - Okay.

Okay, look, real quick. Ricky fucked up. Okay?

But he's only human.

He's Cuban. He's new to the country.

He doesn't fuckin' know what's what.

He doesn't know what the fuck anything means.

Sorry, you walked past me in kind of a harsh way.

No, I didn't. What the fuck?

- Uh, do you want milk? - What?

Milk? What? What the fuck?

- Sorry, oh, for your coffee. - Oh. I didn't--

Wait, skipped a step. Do you want coffee?

- I'm... I'm okay. - Okay, I'll be... there.

- That's your assistant? - I gotta get on this call.

Okay, look, real quick.

I know we're probably off the Telegen contract.

Oh, no, you're definitely off the Telegen contract.

Okay, but look, it was a shit fuckin' contract to begin with.

And you knew that.

So let's make it right. Do a little tradesies.

Give another one to the boy.

There is nothing else. I told you that.

So what's all this? What's all this?

Paperwork, contracts. Lemme get one.

Mm-mm, Telegen was the best I had, okay?

It's been a tough year for everyone, my guy.

Okay, tough year, says you with the mahogany desk

and the assistant. - It's not mahogany.

- Okay, oak wood. What is it? - It's laminate.

- I gotta unmute. Please, go. - I'm hangin' out.

Okay, get your boneless ass boots off my fuckin' table.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm bummed 'cause we're not gettin' no money.

Hey, uh, they can't hear you.

Okay, got it. Thank you, T.

- You're in the meeting . - Hey, team.

Now I know that's not our biggest

Q1 MVP in company history, Mrs. Roosevelt.

MVP!

Uh, really, guys, that's not necessary.

Ah, Trisha, you actually fuckin' killed it

last quarter. I mean, I'm sure you know,

but for everyone else in the room,

her portfolio brought in $6 million.

Six fuckin' million?!

You all need to be a little bit more like her.

I know I'm the new guy here, but 15 bucks an hour is, like,

way too little to be doin' this shit.

How much are you makin'?

18. You?

15 is diabolical, man.

I'm tryin' to leave this job ASAP, man.

This, it's too much.

Yeah, when Tyson moves out, me and Deb are actually

gonna head down to Florida. - Where in Florida?

Probably Orlando or somethin' like that.

- Fuck's in Orlando? - Fuck's here?

Y'know, at least in Orlando you can kinda sun your buns.

Less tax on your axe. That's pretty sick, I think.

Yeah.

Couple gators rockin' around and shit.

You never know, might jump on it.

Literally, bro, I've been here too long, man.

I move, I sleep, I dream about moving.

I hear Everett in my sleep tellin' me to move.

I need a hit the lottery or hit a cougar, dawg...

or I dunno, man.

You know...

I'm gonna tell you somethin' I've never really told anybody.

Mmm?

Oh, fuck, she's here.

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

[video call] Eric. Glad you can finally join us.

Hey, Tracy!

Fuck me, I guess.

Thought we were havin' a moment there, but...

Sorry, connection's crazy. Am I late?

Doug, what the fuck?!

Yo, sorry, bro, I didn't mean to do that.

Yo, easy, bro!

I still got a soft spot on my head.

You coulda killed me!

Fuckin' laptop, bro.

Massive revenue comin' in

from that ongoing Grand Marlowe contract.

Big bank comin' in from CFRE Miller--

Okay, if we're all good here, guys,

I'm just gonna jump off.

And sorry to jump on before you jump off there, Trish.

I just wanted to know, uh,

what's the status update on the Telegen contract?

Well, we did cover that, right?

Trisha, you achieved a margin of $500,000

over those Shazam subcontractors?

Trish, can you confirm that?

I'll have to double-check my records.

Um, thank you so much, team. I'm gonna hop off.

Great call.

Okay... I haven't been 100% fair.

Half a fuckin' mill?

It's my job to undercut you.

You ever heard of profit margin?

Okay, yeah, but half a million dollars?

You ever heard of respect? Honesty? Not stealing my money?

Oh my God!

I thought BLM... like your poster.

I'm a BL, Trish! - Okay.

And you're takin' my money.

I see you and I hear you, and I'm sorry.

Okay. I don't wanna hear that shit.

Alright, see this. I need this fuckin' CFRE shit;

I need some of these random one-off contracts;

let's get some of those in there.

I need the Grand Marlowe...

for sure, for sure.

Any one of these... Any...

five of those.

- Okay, alright, okay. - 'Cause that's fucked.

Choose seven.

I can give you this one and this one,

but not the Grand Marlowe, okay?

I need the Grand Marlowe.

Who the fuck's got the Grand Marlowe?

- That belongs to another team. - Who?

- Who? - Who?

It doesn't matter. Get the fuck out of my office.

I don't even know how the fuck you got in here.

"Hi, Eric.

"For these reasons and many others,

"you have not been selected for a role.

"In future interviews, please consider us.

"Success goes hand-in-hand with professionalism,

"both in presentation and preparation."

The fuck...?

Love the vintage windows on this bag a' shit.

Shazam really is broke.

I'm Zlad Johnson,

son of the CEO of Zenithon Logistics.

Where's the big boss at?

I'm the-- I'm the boss.

I'm tryin' to tell you

I'm the biggest boss you've seen this--

Yeah, pipe down, rosé. You have no motion.

Tell you what.

What you're done messin' around with the Sha-scam boys,

why don't you come over to Zenithon's office.

Do some real work. Get some real bread.

I'll pay you 35 an hour.

- 35? - Yeah.

Ey! Ey! Ey! You can't park here!

You cannot park here! Go on that side!

Woo! Bunch 'a sweetness!

This is a real wet man van, bai. What's this now, bai?

We can put some speakaz, some tweetaz,

and some woofaz in this! I tellin' you that.

Anywhere you want to put a woofa in this,

put it by we, we go fix it for ya, 'aight?

I... I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

Does he speak English? - Yeah.

Hey, buddy. I speak English, okay?

Oh, now you're speakin' my language!

You work for Shazam or what?

No, brutha. I Shamez , bai. I run in dere.

I runnin' this whole thing.

This whole thing is mine, it's me.

Fuckin' Shazam's only workin'

with immigrants now, I guess.

Oh, look, another immigrant.

Zlad "Nepo Baby" Johnson. Fuck you doin' at Shazam?

That's no way to greet the big dog, Everett.

I'm lookin' right over you, dawg.

Heard you rejected my dad's offer,

so I just wanted to come and see

what kinda crack you were smokin'.

Everett, dat your brudda, or...?

- Hell, no, it's not my brother. - That ain't my brother.

You think he looks like me?

Yeah.

You shoulda taken the buyout when you had a chance, man.

Fuck your dad, fuck his offer.

And fuck that damn little ventriloquist coat, man.

Shazam's not for sale. Sorry.

Everything's got a price, man.

Some things money can't buy.

I'll buy that van off you right now for 10 bands.

You can eat a dick for 10 bands, how 'bout that?

Ah, money startin' to talk nice.

My van. Lemme get de keys, please.

- Oh! - It's temporary.

- Interesting! - It's collateral.

For now.

Yeah, whatever.

Listen, I'll buy that van off ya right now for 20 bands.

- It's not his, he can't. - Double what I offered him.

That soundin' like a good time. Moola.

Dawg, what the fuck? You can't do it.

Dawg, your van is right there!

That's my driver's car.

You can't afford to go band-for-band with Z-Man,

I'll tell you that much.

Talkin' good talk.

Ah, business is business. Money is money.

What the fuck?

Money talks and you're lookin' real quiet right now.

It's not a friendly business, dawg!

You happy?

Now you have first five, last five,

so I don't wanna hear shit for 10 months.

We up! You dig?

That guy kinda looks like you, though, I'm not gonna lie.

Hell, no, he doesn't.

Ricky, papa, you good?

No.

Tough day for Ricky.

We lost Telegen, but he did his best.

How we keep losin' these jobs?

- Not my best. - Nah, it's good, it's good.

I talked to Trisha.

We got some serious shit lined up, so he's good, man.

Don't worry. Leave Ricky, man. Let's go inside.