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Hey, brother, how you doin'?

Hey, good brother, good.

It gonna be... $30.37, my friend.

Oh, no, it's free. It's been 40 minutes.

40... free minutes? What's that?

Brother, you work at Speedy's Pizza.

You never heard of this? - No, no.

40 minutes or it's free.

Why you do that, man?

- Brother, that's the deal. - 15-20 minutes, I'm here.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't even start with that, no.

Bro, look. 58 minutes, 29 seconds, and 90 milliseconds.

20-25 minutes, tops.

Late is late, brother. This is more than 50.

Brother, cash, credit, or debit?

What do you mean?

How are ya? Yeah, gonna take that, thanks.

Ayyy! I'm only 39 minutes!

Brother, 40 or free. No way, man, no way.

I'm only 39 minutes!

'Scuse me, 'scuse me, brother. Goodbye, goodbye.

Brother, a deal's a deal. It's on the commercial.

- I have kids. - Please.

When the pizza is late, it's coming from my paycheque.

- Oh, no. - Look, look, look.

My family... This is my brother, my sister, look!

Yo, Everett!

I'm eatin' this pizza, speedy! - Yeah, yeah.

I'm not late. 39 minutes, tops.

- Oh, man. - I'm here.

Brother, look. Take this shit. Get outta here.

That's it, 40 minutes or free, brother.

Get outta here. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

- No tip...? - Shut...

My nephew and his fiancee, they just moved into my laundry room.

- A deal's a deal. - It's just a tip.

Brother, that's it.

Hey, tell Speedy I say thank you, bruh!

Please, please. No, brother.

Can't do this, please.

Goodbye.

Only $10?

Hol-lee!

Free pizza!

What's this?

Just gettin' in a quick spine stretch.

Man, this is the shit I'm talkin' about.

We got too much junk. What is this shit?

This is not junk.

This is an expensive-ass spine stretcher!

I have never heard anybody say,

"I could use a real good spine stretch right now."

This is why we found this shit upside down

in somebody's garage. This is all junk, garbage.

Look at this shit. What is this?

I got a meeting with Trisha about a major contract;

I can't even take it at HQ.

Major contract with who?

- Call ignored. - I dunno yet.

Point is, there's no room for any type of meeting.

You're acting like you're not the one

bringing all this shit back from jobs.

Yeah, but then you're the one that keeps it here

for too long. Like, what is this?

Sorry, can you flip me? I think I popped a blood vessel.

I, uh, happen to be a top-rated seller on Frigslist,

so I could throw up a few listings.

Yeah, I mean, shit, if you could turn some of this bullshit

into cold, hard cash, that would be pretty sweet.

Giving up on your churro machine?

Hey, that mothafucka makes good churros, alright?

You know that. All that other shit at the back,

the whiteboards and shit, fuck it.

Bank of Oxford chairs, sell 'em. - Fuck 'em!

What's Task Rat?

Oh, it's basically Uber for tiny jobs.

So, hypothetically, if someone were too old or weak

to build a bed or mount a TV over their bathtub,

you could hire a Task Rat.

So it's like... quick, instant jobs?

Quick, but not instant.

Huh.

Alright, y'all are my Task Rats for the day.

Cool?

So it's gonna be very small jobs,

all within the realm of office moving,

but I dunno exactly what they are yet, because...

we don't know yet. Alright, any questions?

Fam, did you just call us "rats"?

Task Rats.

- Nah, you're dissin', man. - Y'all don't know Task Rat?

It's an app with a tiny rat with a tool belt on it.

Task Rat. It's like Uber for tiny jobs.

People list their tiny jobs, Carla chooses the jobs,

Shazam sends the Task Rats. You guys are the Task Rats.

- You're killin' me, bro. - Uh, Boss, eh...

I don't want to interrupt, but this is a real question.

I'm very hungry.

I didn't eat since 10 o'clock in the morning.

I was wondering if I can go fast, very fast, 10 minutes,

and I'll be back? Country 'Tyle.

Alright, look, Eric's driving, so it's up to him.

If you got time, just stop for him real quick.

- You're not coming? - Yeah, I gotta jet.

I got shit to do.

Alright, you guys get ready, come on.

Eric, let me holla at you.

Nah, see, I can't be workin' like this.

Hassan, man, me and you can go quickly to Country 'Tyle.

Look, man, I'm thinkin' I make you Top Rat,

cut you in on some of this cheese.

Honestly, bro, I don't know how I feel about being called

a rat all day. - Bro, 10%, alright?

$300 job, that's $30 on top of your hourly rate.

- Bro, I'm thinkin' 20. - 10%, come on.

- 50. - 50?

- 50%. - I'll give you 15.

- 20%. - That's crazy...

- 20%. - That's crazy.

I can't do nothin' with nothin'.

Man, look, 20% for today, only 'cause you weren't

supposed to work today. - Huh?

Don't go tellin' them about this deal.

I ain't gonna tell them niggas nothing.

- Don't tell 'em. - Take this VR. Hang it up.

I don't want Cloudy seeing it, taking it,

fuckin' with my shit when I get back.

Don't worry, I got it. You good?

Oh, whatever. No, I'm not good.

I'm about to meet Trisha for brunch.

- Hash out this deal. - Cool.

Well, we got our first gig. Um...

"Quan C. needs large appliance moved."

Yeah, okay, yeah.

I told Eric he's Top Rat and shit, so he's gonna...

Yeah, give him the job information, he's good.

He got it. - Alright.

Remember, sell everything.

Look, Country 'Tyle! We do a quick stop?

Fuck.

Hey Trisha, running 15... minutes... behind.

See you... at 10:45.

What the fuck is this guy doing?

Call from Baby Girl Less Than 3.

Hey, baby?

[phone] My sister just had the baby.

God.

Nice! Nice.

Tell her I said congrats.

Are you not coming to the hospital?

Baby, the timing is a little bad; I'm at work.

Wow. I'll let her know.

This is great, just proving my family right.

They already think you're a piece of shit.

I'm saying...

the timing's a little bad, but I'ma make it work.

That's what I said. Where y'all at?

You want this fridge inside, Quan?

Yeah, in the door and up the stairs, please.

- Oh... - Boss, that's not gonna fit.

Hey...

You guys cannot do this?

Uh, we didn't say that, we didn't say that.

Nobody could do it, bro. The door is too small.

- Erih? - Yeah?

Erih, no problem. We take this apart.

You're gonna take apart the fridge?

Bro, it's a box. How you gonna take apart a box?

Yeah, we're not gonna take apart the fridge.

Yeah, we're not gonna take apart the fridge!

We're gonna take it apart.

Okay, we're gonna take it apart.

Holy fuck, Trisha!

How'd you get there so quick?

Yeah, I'm gonna be there in like 5, 10, 15 minutes.

Okay, bye.

Hey, what's up, baby? How you doin'?

Just act like we're good.

My dad already hates you.

- Okay. -"Well done"?

- It's for your sister. Good job. - What the fuck?

Popz, what up? You alright, Momz?

Boom. Old man... Congrats.

Thank you.

So, Uncle is here!

Maybe he can... carry the baby?

Yeah, yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good.

It's like a bag of sand, easy. Come on.

Oh my gosh!

It's a baby! Hah-hah...

Yeah. Look at it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

- There we go. - Yeah, I'm good.

You can't have your ringer on in here, bro.

Oh, shit, sorry.

So, what, you guys name it yet, or what?

"It" is your niece.

And her name is Candace.

Whoa, that's so cute!

That's with a "Q" or a "K"?

- A "C." - Oh!

At 10:45...

Oh! Whoa!

Woo, woo, woo! We good, we good!

She's still sleeping!

The baby's sleeping!

It's good, it's good, it's good.

Sorry, sorry. Sorry, Cadence.

- It's Candace. - That's what I said! Candace.

Yeah, that's what I said!

Oh my God, I'm blowin' up here.

Hold on, let me just...

Hold on, let me just shut that down really quick.

I'm outta office, I told these guys.

Amazing. I'm with my family.

Shameful.

I don't know what you see in this guy.

Ooh! Ooh, shit.

At 10:45.

Okay, uh, tell you what, I gotta fuckin' blast,

but I'ma come back and fuck wit da baby after work.

That's cool? Okay, you mind if I just... grab the...

I'ma text you and shit.

Trisha, hey! Yeah, I'm here, I'm in the...

- So the screw coming out here... - Okay.

And then the other side we do the same thing.

- The doors' coming off. - Okay.

This big now, fitting through the door.

The refrigerator is fitting.

Heh-heh!

The refrigerator not fitting, man.

You can't do this. I'm not paying.

What are you gonna do about it now?

It's not coming in or out.

Yes, sir?

I'm looking for some chair for my, uh, driving school,

but these chairs don't feel as strong like in the photograph.

They're the same chairs. These are high-end.

This feeling like a cheap piece of shit!

They're German-made!

They make the sturdiest chairs in the world.

- How much? - 100 each.

Hah! Hundred dollars, huh?

Fucking shit!

Okay. 75.

60!

We got dat honchos. Yo, de big honchos.

Yeah, good shit, boys, for real. Man, we're actually killin' it.

Carla just sent me another-- look at that,

another job that's all the way in Mississauga.

Is that Quan?

Right there in the... Oh, yeah.

So anyways, we make our way to Mississauga, we go,

we knock this out, we get to the money...

And we get to the money! Yeah.

Erih, quickly, uh, you think maybe we can go to

maybe Country 'Tyle? Maybe...

- Fuck, no. Fuck, no! - Oh, quickly, quickly.

Fuck, no! You just heard me, we gotta go to Mississauga.

We can do drive-through, drive-through!

Just sit down, nigga! Put your seatbelt on.

Seatbelt's not workin'.

You just gotta pull it a couple times.

Erih, Erih, Erih! Please, look, look, look!

Hey, Trisha.

Hey, I'm here, I'm here. My bad.

Trying to find parking and shit.

[phone] Everett, I waited a fucking hour.

Okay, I'm inside. I'll grab us a table.

Are you dumb? I'm gone.

Look, maybe I can swing by Shazam after work.

What? Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Ah you dat?

- Reggie, what the fuck? - Wah gwan, fuckery!

This is your restaurant? This... this is you?

Brother, look how long mi tell you seh mi ah try fi

open one restaurant. Weh you come fi trouble mi fa?

Ah, I had a mee--

I just came to say congrats, man.

Nah, this is sick. This is... this is a blessing.

But I know you tell me seh mi restaurant a go

close down in three months. - When I say that?

[voicemail] Reggie, there's no way you quit on me

to open up a Jamaican restaurant

that's gonna close in three months!

Alright, alright. Alright, that's fucked up.

That's on me. Okay, okay, okay.

Alright, that's fucked up.

Call me back, man, please.

That's fucked up. Work shit, man. I was stressed.

So, you come here fi order or waste mi time?

No, I came here to order, man. Let's get it. Um...

Lemme grab an oxtail meal.

We nuh have dat.

Alright, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool. Fuck it.

Let's do a... pig stew. - Pig stew?

- Lemme get a pig stew, yeah. - Fresh outta dat.

What are you... what are you...

Let me get a curry goat, then. Let's do a curry goat.

You got curry goat? - Ya, mon. Nuff!

Okay, gimme a curry goat.

Na sa, curry goat finish!

Curry goat just finish, sorry.

Do you have food?

Do you have BBQ chicken? Can I get that?

BBQ chicken...? And a Coke?

No Coke.

I appreciate the quick response, guys.

Not everyone on Task Rat is this available.

Eh, it's what we do. It's all good.

That's you, big man.

Well, what do you guys think?

I don't know. Standing desks are a big adjustment.

In Cuba, we used to use the chairs as the...

as the table, so... So...

I'm worried I might be too short for mine.

I'm clearly too tall for mine.

Does it look like I'm reaching up?

Go on your tippy-toes and let me see?

No, you're good. That's good...?

Yeah, it's adjustable. You could just...

change it over here. - I don't want to.

Good for your spine.

I'm gonna need you boys to bring the sitting desks

back down from upstairs storage.

Are you serious?

We literally just brought it from upstairs.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck...

Bro, he's created obstacles for us.

Ahh, fuck!

Yo, you good? You got it?

No, aahhh! Fuck!

They want this desk, they want that desk...

Erih! Think we can maybe go to Country 'Tyle?

Fuck it, Ricky. Man, fuck the Country Style!

- Man, I'm so hungry, man. - Fuck it.

Holy...

Oof...

Yo.

I know I'm overthinking this,

but now this feels wrong...?

I said from the beginning that one, man.

Yeah... I agree.

Alright, Mr. Rat, can I try sitting...

at the standing desk?

You wanna sit...

at the standing desk?

Yeah, so like, the standing desks y'all just brought...

- Yeah... - Bring that back down,

so I can sit at the standing desk.

You feel me?

Reggie?

Relax now, dawg!

Gonna give you a bad ratin', dawg. Hurry up.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. What's that all about?

Yo, nothin', nothing, nothing. Everett just...

Nah, man. You're either teefin' from your bro,

or you and your bro are teefing from me, dawg?

No, no, Everett just bless me with a likkle 20%,

made me Top Rat.

Ah... okay. So bless me a piece of dat.

Off my likkle 20%?

Nah, man, you keep your 20%.

Me, 10 percentile.

So 10%, 10%?

No, I'm saying you 20%, me 10 percentile.

- Oh... break you off the 10s. - Exactly.

Your bro's getting $100 bills, man.

He's not checkin' for no 10 bones.

- So gimme dat. - Yeah.

Yeah, so that seems--

Would you fellas be able to mount a television

in our boardroom before you go?

- Yeah, yeah, no problem. - Yeah, no problem?

No worries, yeah, we got that. Yeah, no problems.

- Perfect. - We're your rats!

- Thank you! - Don't ever say that again.

Yeah? Fuck, my fault.

Yo, Reggie, I gotta go, yo!

Soon done! Ease yourself now, dawg!

Dawg, what are you, fuckin' killin' the chicken?

[video] So here's how you can securely mount a TV

to your wall in just five easy steps.

The first step is to get everything prepared.

Yo...

I think it's upside down, fam.

- What are we doin'?! - I don't know, man.

Fuck! Ricardo! It's not funny!

We gotta fix it!

But you laughing, Eric.

But you laughing, Eric!

Hassan!

Yeah, it's not funny, man.

So, it's not a joke?

We're the joke.

- Yeah. - We're the joke.

Yeah, this is neat. We're neat.

We're neat, man. We got it.

- Hey. - Oh, hey!

Hey, I was wondering if you could set up

our video conferencing for us as well?

Erih, you think we can go get something to eat?

Um... yeah!

- No problem? - Video conference, right?

Yeah, yeah, we could definitely do... that.

- No problem? - Yeah, no problem, yeah.

It's been over 40 minutes!

Bredren, you wan eat or what?

- Yes! - Then stop talkin' to me, dawg!

Oh, man, easy cheese. 20s for me, 10s for my guy.

Hail me, hail me. Just like that, 10 percentile.

Who woulda thought it'd be so easy, man?

It's not bad to be a rat right now, man.

Yeah, y'know what I'm sayin'?

And it's that easy.

Wow, man!

- Ricky... - Just like that, eh?

What are you talkin' about?

Taking the money, and then working.

You guys were very excited about working, working, working.

Okay, Ricky. Okay, it's not what it seems.

And then Ricardo hungry,

and then Ricardo eating later, right?

Yo, we're just-- we're just holding it for Everett.

That's what we were doing, right?

Oh, holding for Everett. And you guys think, what,

I'm a stupid idiot or something?

I like money just like you guys.

Look, we can't keep breaking it down.

Everett's not gonna have anything.

I cut a deal with Everett; I get 20%.

We cut a deal, 10 percentile.

It's not that crazy.

Erih, Erih...

I'm no greedy like you, man!

Don't worry.

Just give me $5 bill and I happy.

$5 bill, that's it! That's too much for you?

Yo, I think you don't have to give him all the bread.

Just give him some of the fives.

I'm right here, Hassan.

God, man, you're like a charcuterie board, man.

Brie cheese, gouda cheese, cheddar cheese, man.

Yeah, and everybody like cheese, Erih.

- Sold the back stretcher! - To you?

You coming from the meeting?

I actually had a meeting with Reggie.

I thought you said you were never going there.

Honestly, it was an accident.

It was good, but it took fuckin' two hours.

Checks out.

Yeah, but how did the meeting with Trisha go?

Oh shit, I'm about to find out right now.

I know, man. I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Who the fuck is late

to talk about a mega contract?

I asked you about this contract like a hundred times!

Bro...

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God, I'm sorry. I can fuck off.

No, no, no, sorry. I... I just...

I just got dumped.

Okay, well, we're talking about

a $1 million contract with Telegen.

- What?! - What?

- For what?! - For what?

A fucking 15-year custodial moving contract.

A million dollars?

Divide that by 15 years, but yes, still a million.

It's kinda like doing bitch work for a decade and a half.

Man, I'm your bitch. I don't give a fuck.

A mill's a mill!

Telegen's budget is a mill, but of course,

since you guys always come in so cheap...

Work with me, okay?

You getting your beak wet on this one?

You know what it is already.

None of this shit is happening

if you can't get the job done, okay?

I wanted to see if you guys could handle a single move,

but your guys are sus.

I promise they'll be trained by then.

I promise they'll be ready, alright?

Listen, your uncle put six bins

straight into the ceiling of the third floor,

and I don't even know if they took it the fuck out.

That's not my uncle! Stop saying that!

- It's funny, it's funny. - That's in the past.

- Okay. - Okay, listen.

Let me know what type of cut you need,

and give a nigga another shot.

It's my ass that's on the line, okay?

So if I make this happen for you, which I have not,

I actually need you to get your shit together, Everett.

I'm telling you...

There's no other moving company in the GTA region

that's more ready for this shit than Shazam.

Not even Trini-T Movers?

Those motherfuckers will never shut up

if they get that contract over me, alright?

I'ma have to move.

Trisha...

Promise me one thing.

I'd rather you throw that shit in the garbage

than give it to them.

I need that fuckin'--

Million. Wow.

Well, probably like 950K after Trisha's cut,

but holy fuckin' shit, right?

Trisha's cut?

Ah, don't worry about that shit, we'll figure it out.

Listen, this is exactly the type of contract that Zenithon wants.

We were a piece of shit company before.

We secure this 15-year contract, we bring that to Zenithon,

we sell today...

- Instant cash-out. - Instant fucking cash-out!

Fuck this place.

Fuck this job, fuck this industry, fuck this city.

Let Zenithon figure out this bitch work

while we cruise around in LA in our bitchin' whips!

I'm talkin' valet parking.

I'm talkin' brunch many times a day.

I'm talkin' bottomless mimosas.

I'm talkin' parking anywhere the fuck we want.

- We need that contract. - We have it.

I'ma make sure. I'ma holla at Trisha and shit.

I say you reach out to Zenithon from now, though.

I'm that sure.

Holy shit, it's pretty fuckin' nice in here.

When I clean up, I clean up.

Holy shit!

What'd you sell, everything?

Holy shit.

This is from today? You're not playin'!

- Hah! E-man! - Yo.

Top Rat himself, man. How we lookin', man?

Let me see that cheese. - Gear[?] up.

Nice. What we got?

- Where the fuck is the rest? - Huh?

- Where's the rest? - It's there.

- The rest of the cheese. - No, I took my cut.

What'd you take? I told you, what, 20%?

Yeah, but I had to cut the other rats in.

The rats want cheese; the rats gotta eat.

Dawg, you guys took like 90% of my funds.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

Keep it. No, man, you're good.

I'm up, you're up,

and it's cool. - Yeah?

I'm about ready to go back to the crib.

Oh, thank God. I gotta take a fuckin' shit.

Good day, good day, good day.

Carla, I'ma holla at you.

Make sure you send that email.

Where's my VR?

Oh, Carla had it.

Oh, you got my VR?

The... VR headset?

Yeah.

Uh, you said "sell everything."

- What? - Who'd you sell it to?

Aah! Aah!

Ah-- Aahhh!

Daahhh! Ha-ha-ha!

Small fry!