All language subtitles for Super Hornio Brothers 2 xxx

I don't know. It looks like a computer
overload or something.

It's drawing too much power.

a little shocked.

I've got to figure out how to get home.
In order to do that, I've got to figure

out where the hell we are.

This place is as dark as a lawyer's
heart.

The computer screen.

I figured it out.

Ornio, we are inside that black void
that exists in a computer monitor when

computer is turned off.

Holy chubby bonnets, bitches!

Oh, she's greedy.

Her name is Bondori. She's the bondage
queen.

She's the guardian of the gateway that
leads into the game.

In order to get to the first level,
you've got to get past her.

I'm tied up and beat up, little boy. A
lot happens to me, little boy.

Over there is a doorway, so try to make
it through it, okay?

Ready?

Go.

Who is he?

Don't worry about it. Just go ahead. Go
ahead. Just hold the pants. Don't let

him in.

Who is he?

Hello. Who is he? I mean, will you
please?

Time on medical insurance.

Don't worry about the time on medical
insurance.

That's pretty useful.

Where and what the hell are you?

I am for the real cheating America.

Oh, I see.

You have a name?

Certainly I have a name. I am virus man.

More specifically, a computer virus.

Huh.

Wow.

This is better than listening to fiction
than any grassland breakfast.

No,

you can get me to stop right now,
Princess. But first, you've got to tell

to cross the magnetic field into the
real...

You are so evil.

Because you're such a beautiful, sweet
and good woman.

I must know who she is.

That's it. That's my bit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I don't think you'll laugh.

She thinks he's good looking?

Maybe she don't see him the way I do.

Can you send me back?

Yes, of course.

Great. Leave me here.

The genetic regenerator. You can send me
back, can't you?

Come on, get me to the real world, will
you?

Come on, I don't want to stay here.

Get me out of here.

Send me home. Get me out of this place.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Oh good. I think I got it. I think I got
it.

Great. Great. Come on. Send me home.
Send me home.

I think I can wait a few minutes more,
don't you think?

Besides, I don't think we need an
audience for this.

Thank you.

ah ah

Ah!

Shhh.

Does the Earth really live inside your
imagination?

Yes, Roneo, right up here.

Wow.

I wonder whether if you guys like to
overcrowd a place these days, then you

decide how we will be, how we will act,
how we will look, how we will perform in

bed.

You must also be the one to decide
whether or not my brother Squeezy should

a bath once a week or not.

That's right, Roneo.

The universe is a very empty place.

I'll get you to the real world, will
you?

Come on, I don't want to stay here.

Get me out of here.

Squeezy is under the impression that he
invented you. He designed a superhero

brother's computer game.

He got the idea for that game when he
fell asleep next to his computer.

You see, the magnetic field of the
computer...

affected his thought process while he
slept.

So, he didn't invent any of this stuff
in the computer world?

Unfortunately, he did come up with two
creatures, the Mad King of Pooper and

mistress of evil, Elaza.

Ah.

So we're lucky King Pooper drowned in
his own bad achievement.

Very lucky indeed.

And now, Ornio, I think it's time for us
to bring your brother back to this

world.

Great. Great. Come on. Send me home.
Send me home.

That's it. Ah!

Sweetie, hurry up! I told you I'd be
back!

Oh, Jack!

Oh,

Jack!

Ornio, help me! Help me! Ornio, look!
It's King Pooper, and he's alive!

Oh, this is terrible! This is what?

This is just what he wanted. Now he can
rule the world.

That's right, Princess Baby.

And the world is going to be one big
toilet for King Pooper the First.

Out of the way, fat boy.

The First, is that where he's going to
breathe?

That's always been his plan.

That's why he saved all the exactly what
it seemed on that top.

He dreams of...

Oh, gee, it sounds like what the blood
in the crypts do already.

It'll be even worse. It'll be even worse
than that common gangbanger.

Because we all know he's got the power
for the genetic degenerator machine.

Oh, I experienced that genetic
degenerator machine.

That was a horrible experience.

I could feel my mind being drained as my
intelligence was being reduced to that

of a pound of calf's liver.

And that's the worst thing that could
happen to me.

Why? Because you guys wouldn't be able
to tell the difference, that's why.

Oh, Princess Felina.

Can't you send a pooper back into the
computer world?

No, I am bound by the stupid rules of
this stupid screen, play it at you or to

you.

Besides, this is his imagination, not
mine.

Ah, Greg, on it, squeegee.

That's the biggest mistake next to time.
We run those double dates and you fart

in the back seat, man.

Buttered popcorn.

Man,

what do we do?

Procreation began.

Man, oh man, are all the rooms in your
world where people procreate this small

and confining? Small and confining? You
ought to try doing it in the backseat of

a Yugo sometime.

Yes, but this room is so small and
tacky, it's hardly befitting of a man

called King.

In this city, they beat men with names
like King, so quit your complaining.

all in a day's rate, isn't it?

Yes,

this day... Hey, Ray, I don't understand
these things. Or this money business

you talk about.

You should be honored to date the sperm
of the great King Pooper.

I just don't understand.

Well, lay down.

Yes. Yes, I don't have to understand.

I'm from the other side, inside the
computer world.

That's right. I can do any goddamn thing
I want to.

Yes, lay down.

That's good.

Spread your legs now.

When we're having sex, I want you to do
me a big favor.

The favor is, every time I put my doobie
winky in you, I want you to call it

big.

Big. Say it again and again.

Big. Say it for me.

Big. No, I want you to tell me, you've
got a big thing.

You've got a big thing. Oh, this is
going to be great. I can do anything I

to in this world.

That's good.

Oh!

Oh, they look a little different over
here.

Yes, but I think they caused the same
reaction.

voices again, huh?

Yeah.

That's good. Come here.

There are dangers in their frame.
Bondora could flush your penis until

gets in. That's okay. I like blowjobs.
Saved on child support.

I'm not afraid.

Paulina, if we don't go back to the
computer world and destroy that genetic

degenerative, Hooper, he will destroy
everything on Earth we hold dear to us.

Yeah, like the IRS.

Yeah, and the guy that hosts America's
Funniest Home Videos.

Or lawyers.

Religious rights. Crowded freeways.

Or city hall audiences.

No, the guy has to go, Hooper.

Think about it. Perhaps we should
destroy this world after all. No, no,

can't. You can't do that.

What happened with all the good things
that you might miss in life, like a walk

on a beach during sunset?

A book of poetry?

Or a bubble bath?

Okay, Frank, are American potatoes with
crackers on top?

Now you're talking.

Okay, fine.

Only if you would destroy King Pooper's
genetic degenerating machine.

Consider it done.

Oh, massive, massive.

Yes.

Yes.

You're going to lay right there, and I'm
going to stand up and come right in

your mouth.

Yes.

First, I'm going to make you come again.

That's it, baby.

Don't you push and make yourself come.

to the computer last time.

Yeah, I'm getting it. I'm getting it.

Oh, my. Does that mean I have to fill my
pants again, sweetie?

Hell, yes. That's the best part.

There are kiddies paid to do this, and
worse.

Won't you step into my web, my pretties?

It's Spider -Woman.

She's worse at entangling me in her web
than an unwed mother of thieves.

Don't worry, I can handle it.

You guys go destroy that machine.

Listen, audio, whatever you do, don't
propose to her.

Yeah, don't worry. Get out of here,
squeezy. Go.

Take your woman now.

Oh yeah.

Oh, Spider -Man.

of family, mother, and mother.

Wow Wow Wow

Oh, Spiderman.

Oh,

Spiderman.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels right.

It feels nice.

No pain.

No pain.

No pain. No pain.

No pain.

No pain.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

The genetic generator machine right
here.

Yes. Who is this?

That's Princess Polina kissing that guy.

I don't understand this.

She's supposed to be on the other side
of the magnetic field right now.

And even if she wasn't, she wouldn't be
kissing that guy knowing who he is.

Especially because she's in love with my
brother, Romeo.

Beep.

because of the energy drain because of
this machine.

Therefore, let me know where I'm going
to reach whatever takes place at this

point on.

Okay. What's the other scenario?

The other scenario is that the writer of
this video ran out of ideas. They were

having characters talk to each other at
random.

I take the first one.

Yeah, me too. Listen, I need your help.
You got to put this thing out of

commission. Run against it. Gum it up.
Do something.

Make it run like a 76 Ford Tinto.

Screw it up. Come on, please. I got it,
buddy.

Gum it up. Gum it up. Do it again.

Get it. Come on. Get it. Stop. Stop.

I'm just working.

You did it! I'm coming, I'm coming!
Stop!

You gulped it up!

We did it!

Your life has reason.

My life has reason.

There's a way.

I make a difference. I do, I do.

Thank you. Don't get carried away.

So then I had to point this spider woman
to squeegee and the virus made her get

away.

Right and virus later myself blew up
King Pooper's machine sending him into

limbo forever So

I

knew the video was gonna wind up ending
this way

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