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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, my God,
Bobbie!
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Gracie's gonna
be here any minute.
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| mean, she's
not even my kid,
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and I'm so excited,
| could pee.
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- | Know that's
a figure of speech,
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but cut back
on your water.
Right.
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It's just, you know, ever
since she's been deployed,
we never get to see her.
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- | really wanted to
meet her at the airport
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‘cause the only thing
better than finally
meeting my niece
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would be to end up
in one of those
viral military
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family reunion videos that
always make me ugly cry.
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- So how is Gracie
handling the news
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of her grandfather's
extramarital "Chitty
Chitty Bang Bang"?
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- Well, it was
a very weird Zoom call.
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But | think she's coming
around with it all now.
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- Good.
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‘Cause | really
want this to go well.
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What did you
tell her about me?
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- [chuckles nervously]
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Well, I--
| told her that you were
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like a little puppy
in a field of sunflowers
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and not to
take it out on you.
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- Really?
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She hates puppies
and sunflowers?
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- Oh, yeah,
and the phrase
“sweater weather,"
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and tiny dogs
in strollers.
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Oh, and she really
hates sweaters
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on tiny dogs
in strollers.
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- You're just totally
different people.
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You're sweet
and sensitive,
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and she likes
to shoot things.
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- Right. She's GI Joe.
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And you're "gee,
| hope you like me."
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- But don't you
worry about a thing.
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I'm gonna be here
every step of the way
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to make sure
everything
goes smoothly.
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- You don't have to worry.
We'll be fine.
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Yes, I'm excited.
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But I'm an adult.
I'll be cool.
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- I'm back.
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- She's here!
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- I've been gone for a while.
Where's Grandpa Happy?
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- My baby girl is home!
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Hey, Mama.
Oh!
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Time.
Okay.
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Hey, Aunt Gabby.
Oh, hey, kiddo.
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Oh, wow, you smell amazing.
What's that perfume?
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- Camel. You can't
get it off you.
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- Camels.
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Now, that's an animal
that can hold its water.
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- Gracie,
Isabella.
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Isabella,
Gracie.
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- Hi.
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My mom has told me
all about you.
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- Family doesn't
shake hands!
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Get over here!
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I'm your
Tia Isabella.
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I'm sorry I'm getting
so worked up.
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It's just,
I've wanted
to meet you
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ever since
| found out
| had a niece.
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You're so big.
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- Aw. She's so cute.
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She's like a tiny dog
in a Stroller.
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- J Sometimes it feels
like a big ol’ fight I
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~ To get through the day f
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f And sleep on
through the night f
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~ But here
you'll find a place J
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f That'll surely
lift your spirits f
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~ You belong
at Happy's Place J
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- Gracie, remember
the Zoom call.
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- What?
| said she's cute.
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-Mm-hmm.
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- In a shocking
display of maturity,
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I'm gonna leave
and let you catch up.
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Plus, in spite
of the warnings,
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| drank too much
water, SO...
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- Okay. So here we are.
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First time for
the family to be
all together.
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- Hmm.
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| hope | can remember
everyone's name.
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- Gracie.
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- Right, the Zoom call.
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- So, Gracie,
how's life on base?
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- Well, uh, it's in
the middle of the desert.
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So it's like the beach
if the ocean left town.
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- [laughs]
You're so funny.
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Isabella's funny too.
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You're both funny. [laughs]
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How funny.
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- So Bobbie says
you defuse bombs.
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Wow!
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- It's called explosive
ordnance disposal.
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- | kind of majored
in something similar.
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Really?
Really?
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- Psychology.
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It's learning how to defuse
the bombs of the mind.
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- I'm gonna go find
Aunt Gabby now.
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- Okay, honey.
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We'll all get together
a little later.
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[chuckling]
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| thought that went well.
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- Did you say
that went well?
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Or fell down
a well and died?
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- | just really want
y'all to get along.
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You two are the only
family | have left.
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- Maybe we need
to hang out,
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you know, alone,
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without feeling like
everybody's watching us.
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- Are you sure?
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‘Cause I'm afraid
to be alone with her,
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and I've known her
nine months longer
than anybody.
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- Trust me.
I've got this.
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- Aw, you're such
a good sister.
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And she's a good daughter.
I'm a good mother.
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I'm a good mother
and sister.
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- Okay, continue
with your list.
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I'm gonna go
anywhere else.
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is
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- The prodigal
daughter returns.
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Hey, Emmett.
Hi, Gracie.
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- Good to see you.
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Good to see you.
Takoda.
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- Hey, Gracie.
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Steve-a-rino.
Grrr.
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Remember, she's the
only one who's allowed
to call me that.
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- This is our
second hug.
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I've already
seen her.
[chuckles]
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- How are you, kid?
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- How's life in Qatar?
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- Well, it was
106 degrees
when | left,
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and they called
that a cold spell.
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Ugh.
So sweaty.
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- Did you get
the care package
we sent?
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Mm-hmm.
| put in the
Sudoku book.
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It's a great way
to ignore people.
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- Steve-a-rino.
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- [chuckles]
Only her.
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- J Hey, Gracie f
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Any chance you wanna
hang this afternoon?
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- | was gonna hit
the paintball arena.
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Not really your scene.
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- [scoffs]
Sure it is.
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| love paintball.
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| mean, I've never
played it before.
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But if it's as fun
as squirt guns...
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[sputters]
I'm in.
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- But, Isabella,
it is very chilly
in there.
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It's sweater weather.
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| repeat,
it's sweater
weather!
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is
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- Boy, those two have
been gone a long time.
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- | know.
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How many innings are
there in paintball?
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- They went
to paintball?
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- Let me ask you
this, Bobbie.
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And | don't mean
to be rude.
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But do you have
any other children?
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[upbeat music]
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- You look like you
got in a hit-and-run
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with the
Blue Man Group.
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- All | wanted to do
was hang with Gracie,
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and all she wanted to do
was shoot me with a gun.
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- Why would you
take her on
in paintball?
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- We were on
the same team!
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- Oh, that
reminds me
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of me trying to get
Gracie to be friends
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with the little
neighbor boy.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Isn't it funny how
his hair grew back curly?
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- What happened now?
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- Oh, just
a little prank.
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What's important,
we're not giving up.
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This time,
the three of us
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will go do
something together.
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The four of us.
The three of us.
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- All right.
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- Oh, yeah.
Gracie used to
love to dance.
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- Hey, Emmett,
what was the name
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of that dance place
you were talking about
the other day?
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The Silent Disco.
Oh, what's that?
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- It's a party where
people dance to music
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played through
headphones.
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- | would pay
to watch you
at a disco.
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- My nephew is a DJ,
and he won't shut up
about it.
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- My nephew's
a Car thief.
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But that's
between us.
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- Bobbie, are you sure
you wanna do this?
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Okay, Gracie and |
don't need to be friends.
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- No, you don't,
but you have
to be family,
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and being friends
makes being family
a whole lot easier.
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- Okay,
I'll give it a shot.
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And "shot" is not
my favorite word lately.
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- It'll be great.
Disco's so much fun.
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| always liked
that one Bee Gee
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with the hair
and the teeth.
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- Didn't they all
have hair and teeth?
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is
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Can | ask you
a question, Steve?
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-Mm-hmm.
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- You ever thought about
joining the military?
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- You know, | appreciate
any organization
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that prioritizes order.
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But the yelling and the...
[imitates gunfire]
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No, thank you.
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- Afternoon, everyone.
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Ooh.
Cupcakes.
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You shouldn't have.
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- That's because | didn't.
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These are a little
gift for Gracie.
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- Okay. Flag on
the field, Gabby.
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Must | remind you of the
deal we made the last time
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Gracie was home on leave?
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- Well, | don't know, Steve.
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Can you remind me without
sounding like King Lear?
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- We said we wouldn't
buy Gracie anything
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because the money we spent
got out of control.
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- See, this is the reason
why we had to pinky swear
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that we wouldn't buy
Gracie anything anymore.
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- And you know
how | feel about
pinky swears.
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It's the most
hygienic finger,
but it's still a...
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both: Petri dish of terror.
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- Yes.
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We know.
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But, look, the joke
is on you, fellas,
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because | did not buy
these cupcakes.
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| made them. Oh!
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Oh, what's that?
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It's the bell for
the best gift giver ever.
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Ding-a-ling!
Ding-a-ling!
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- She might be really
bad at competition,
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but she's really good
at bell sounds.
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- Hey, Em.
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Can | leave
these in here?
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| don't want those jealous
vultures sabotaging them.
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- Sure, just put them
over there by the cake.
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- Okay.
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| used two
different colors
of sprinkles.
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Oh, come on!
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You mean the cake that says
"Welcome home, Gracie,"
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and there's
an American flag
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made out of blueberries
and strawberries?
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- And white
chocolate stars.
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Gracie loves cakes,
and she loves America,
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so take that,
"Great British
Bake Off."
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- Emmett, we pinky swore.
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- | didn't
buy that, Gabby.
| made it.
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Ding-a-ling.
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00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:32,298
is
250
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:36,594
- / | have never
felt so old I
251
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,54
- What is this place?
252
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,764
Some kind of
an escape room?
253
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,809
‘Cause I'm willing
to try.
254
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:47,21
- Oh, Gracie's
being negative.
How surprising.
255
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,24
- Okay, nobody's
being negative.
256
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,569
We're gonna have
a great time ‘cause
we're a family.
257
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,613
Now put your
headphones on
and shut up.
258
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,866
Oh, that's nice.
259
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,451
Ha. Yeah. Yeah!
260
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,998
You like the music?
Huh?
261
00:11:05,81 --> 00:11:07,333
- [shouting]
Do you like the music?
262
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,835
- Oh! No.
263
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,838
- What do you think?
264
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,549
- It's hard to dance
‘cause it feels like
my body is covered
265
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,342
in paintball-shaped
bruises.
266
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,802
Oh, wait.
That's right. It is.
267
00:11:19,53 --> 00:11:20,430
- You kept getting up.
268
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,266
Why do you think
that little kid
kept yelling at you,
269
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,934
"Just stay down?"
270
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,146
- Take your head--
take your headphones off.
271
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,272
Take them off.
272
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,316
What's wrong
with you two?
273
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,484
What in the--hang on.
274
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,780
I'll fix him. Whoo!
275
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,700
[laughs]
See, he's having fun.
276
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,870
- This is ridiculous.
Can't we just go home?
277
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,39
- No, no, no, no, no.
We just got here.
278
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,667
Come on, who wants to learn
the Slide or the Bump?
279
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,793
Hoo-hoo!
280
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,130
My favorite,
the Funky Chicken.
281
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,381
Chicken.
282
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:59,177
- I'm tired. I'll just
see you all at home.
283
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,637
- Dang it.
284
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:02,972
- I've got two
questions for you.
285
00:12:03,56 --> 00:12:04,57
- Okay.
286
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,226
- Does she take after
your husband?
287
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,977
And was he horrible?
288
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,691
[upbeat music]
289
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,320
- I'm just grabbing
some stuff to take
to Gabby's.
290
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,572
Don't shoot.
291
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,951
- So how long have you
been staying in my room?
292
00:12:23,34 --> 00:12:24,118
Like, three months?
293
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,788
- Why? You expect
rent or something?
294
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,207
- You haven't
changed anything.
295
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,333
What's up with that?
296
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,627
- Just trying
to be respectful.
297
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,796
In my defense,
| hadn't met you yet.
298
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:38,967
- Oh, finally,
she shows some balls.
299
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,970
- Hey, princess,
you ever fought
300
00:12:42,53 --> 00:12:43,638
a Mexican chick
from Texas?
301
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,308
- Holy crap!
Where has this girl been?
302
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,726
|! wanna
hang out with her.
303
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,437
- Just play
with your phone.
304
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:55,400
- Can | guess that my mom
was all about coaching you
305
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:59,28
so that us meeting
would be nice?
306
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,740
Yep, that's my mom.
307
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:04,951
- It's not just your mom.
308
00:13:06,35 --> 00:13:07,704
- Sounds like you've
got some stories too.
309
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,81
- [laughs] Yep.
310
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,876
- Well, I've got some beers.
311
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,797
Why don't you take
a seat, Aunt Isabella?
312
00:13:19,90 --> 00:13:20,508
- Tia Isabella.
313
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,553
[grunts]
314
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,222
How many times did you
shoot me in the ass?
315
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,307
- A lot.
316
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,937
- Ding-a-ling!
317
00:13:33,21 --> 00:13:35,481
- Oh, boy.
What did you make
for Gracie now?
318
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,607
- Me?
319
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,526
Oh, | just binged a few
YouTube videos on knitting,
320
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,445
and | made her this.
321
00:13:42,30 --> 00:13:44,907
Out of yarn
and a piece
of my heart.
322
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,118
Hm.
A sweater
for a snake?
323
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,663
Did she ask for that?
324
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,291
- Itis a scarf,
all right?
325
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,501
And nothing says love
like a warmth
326
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,338
you can feel
around your neck.
327
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,89
- Gracie lives
on an Army base
328
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,257
in the middle
of the desert.
329
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,926
What the hell is she
gonna do with a scarf?
330
00:14:04,10 --> 00:14:07,680
- She could
cover her face
in a sandstorm.
331
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,99
- She's also
allergic to wool.
332
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,894
- Damn it!
333
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,105
- You basically
knit her a death cloth.
334
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:20,943
- | guess nothing says
love like anaphylaxis.
335
00:14:21,27 --> 00:14:23,613
What's that?
Oh, this?
336
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,73
Just a financial statement.
337
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,742
Gracie asked me to invest
a little money for her,
338
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,244
and now
it's a lot of money.
339
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,623
A lot of money
that | made her.
340
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,85
- Go ahead
and say it, Steve.
You earned it.
341
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,128
- Ding-a-ling-gah!
342
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,464
Ding-a-ling-gah!
343
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,884
- Ils everyone here
good at bell sounds?
344
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,721
is
345
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,473
- You did it.
346
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,58
- | did what?
347
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,102
- You got along
with Gracie.
348
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,770
| thought
after the disco,
that was it.
349
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,731
But | heard you guys
laughing all night long.
350
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,149
- Well, Gracie really
is pretty awesome
351
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,401
once you get
to know her.
Yeah.
352
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,69
- We just needed to find
something in common.
353
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,612
- Oh, super smart.
354
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,822
What do you
have in common?
355
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,741
- We both have
difficult moms.
356
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,287
- So when you say
"difficult mom,"
357
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,249
do you mean, like,
difficult to love
358
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,376
more than
you already do?
359
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,03
- It sounds worse
than it is, okay?
360
00:15:21,87 --> 00:15:22,630
She just meant that
there are times
361
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,132
when you try
to run her life.
362
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,341
- | don't do that.
363
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,261
- You kept insisting
that she and | needed
to be friends.
364
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,597
- I'm not running her life.
I'm running yours.
365
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,475
- Either way, it can
come off as controlling.
366
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,185
- Now I'm controlling?
367
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,187
- | think we're getting
off the subject.
368
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,355
The important
thing is,
369
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,773
Gracie and |
are getting along.
370
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,66
- [laughs]
371
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,651
No, the important
thing is,
372
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,736
you're turning
my daughter against me.
373
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,780
- Okay, you're not
actually mad at me.
374
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,31
You're mad about Gracie.
375
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,33
- Oh, girl, don't you
tell me how I'm thinking.
376
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:56,664
| think you've planted
the seed to Gracie
that |am horrible.
377
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,916
- Oh, nobody said
you were horrible.
378
00:15:59,00 --> 00:16:00,918
- Good, 'cause | got
three mugs up there
that says
379
00:16:01,02 --> 00:16:03,171
I'm the world's
greatest mom.
380
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,548
- Listen, | may not
be a professional--
381
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,799
- You're not.
382
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,343
Lucy from "Peanuts"
is more professional.
383
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,179
At least she charges
a nickel.
384
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,972
- Wait! Where
are you going?
385
00:16:13,55 --> 00:16:14,557
- Well, if | got
a reputation
386
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,934
of being difficult,
I'm gonna go earn it.
387
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,524
[feet thumping]
388
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,947
- Where do you get off
saying that I'm difficult?
389
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,950
- Clearly,
you're very laidback.
390
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,537
- This is not difficult.
This is passionate.
391
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,122
Passion is the
spice of life,
392
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,333
and I'm feeling spicy!
393
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,753
- I'm guessing
Isabella talked to you?
394
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,296
- Normally, | would say no,
395
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,632
but I'm mad at her,
so I'm gonna Say yes.
396
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,301
And if we're having a problem,
you should have told me.
397
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,678
- Why?
So you could fix it?
398
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,139
Yes.
That's the problem.
399
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,974
You try to fix everything.
400
00:16:57,58 --> 00:16:58,976
- Why is that a problem?
401
00:16:59,60 --> 00:17:01,145
In a way, it's just
like what you do.
402
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,856
I'm defusing
the bombs of life.
403
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,983
- Y'all are making me
hate what | do.
404
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,904
Can you just
sit for a minute?
405
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,614
Please?
406
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,283
- Harder for me to be
mad when I'm sitting.
407
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,327
- OK.
408
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,705
First, | just want you
to know that | love you.
409
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,625
- Oh, God,
this is gonna be bad.
410
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,127
- It's not. It's not.
411
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,879
Okay, maybe it is.
412
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,298
But Isabella thinks
you needed to hear it.
413
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,259
- | Knew she got
into your head.
414
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:32,802
- We talked.
415
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,139
You know, when | left,
416
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,933
you and | had been
fighting a lot.
417
00:17:39,16 --> 00:17:41,227
- A lot of teenagers
fight with their mamas.
418
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,605
- But they all didn't
just lose their husband
and father.
419
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,110
- | didn't wanna fight.
420
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,153
| wanted to talk
things through
421
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,823
and make Sure you were
handling it okay.
422
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,76
- And | couldn't figure out
how | felt because
423
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,287
you kept telling me
how | should feel.
424
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,373
- Oh, and the more
| tried to help,
425
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,458
the more you
wanted to get away?
426
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,252
- That is exactly
what Isabella said,
427
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,462
except she had
a name for it.
428
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,547
Did you know that she--
429
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,91
- Majored in psychology?
Yeah, that's come up.
430
00:18:15,11 --> 00:18:16,887
So, listen...
431
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,808
There's something I've been
too scared to ask you,
432
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,351
but now's
the right time.
433
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,103
- What is it?
434
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,980
- [sighs]
435
00:18:26,63 --> 00:18:28,858
When you enlisted,
did you do that
to get away from me?
436
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,234
- Yes.
437
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,987
- Feel free
to take your time
in answering.
438
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:39,452
- Look, | left,
but | came back.
439
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,579
And I'll keep
coming back.
Mm.
440
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,333
- Because | think
we've grown enough
to handle things now.
441
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,294
- You sure have matured.
442
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,423
- | was talking
about you, but okay.
443
00:18:55,09 --> 00:18:57,53
- Promise me you'll
keep coming back?
444
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,180
‘Cause | couldn't
stand to lose you.
445
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,514
- | promise.
446
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,932
- | love you.
447
00:19:02,16 --> 00:19:04,60
- | love you, too, Mama.
448
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,649
Time.
Mm-mm. Not yet.
449
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,567
- [whispers]
Thank you, Lord.
450
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,943
Okay.
451
00:19:13,27 --> 00:19:15,321
[upbeat music]
452
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,782
Here we go.
There she is.
453
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,910
- Oh, hey! Hi, Gracie.
454
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,454
Okay, listen,
| just wanted
to tell you
455
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:26,123
that | think that
Takoda might have
gotten you a gift,
456
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,42
but, um, | didn't
get you anything,
you know,
457
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,211
because gifts
are just things,
458
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,340
and the greatest gift
| could give you
459
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,466
is my time.
460
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,596
Time's up. All right,
come on. Let's go.
461
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,59
Hey.
Hi.
462
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,603
Listen--
It's okay, Bobbie.
463
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,772
You got mad, took
your anger out on me.
464
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,399
That's what sisters do.
465
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,775
There's a psychological
term for that.
466
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,527
But | know
you hate that,
so that's fine.
467
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:58,30
- [laughs]
Thanks for everything.
468
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,408
Because of you,
we're fixing a problem
469
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,159
| didn't even
know we had.
470
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,661
Yeah?
Yeah.
471
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,205
- Suck it, Lucy!
- [laughs]
472
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,751
- Aw.
473
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,378
| can't believe
you made this.
474
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,422
- You did, back in
elementary school.
475
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,91
| held on to it
all this time.
476
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,509
|! mean, most of it.
477
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:22,96
My dog kind of chewed on
some of the macaronis.
478
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,181
- Thank you, Takoda.
479
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,599
This is the
best gift ever.
480
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,309
- [sighs]
481
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,603
- Looks like love
beats cake, money,
482
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,815
and that strange
little scarf.
483
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,860
- Takoda wins.
484
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,404
Go ahead. Say it.
485
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,156
| Know you want to.
486
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,951
- Ding-dong!
487
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,37
Nailed it.
488
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,418
- Hey, Emmett, can you
take a picture of us
489
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,44
so | can send it
back to my unit?
490
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,796
That'd be fun.
Okay.
491
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,467
But first, let's get one with
just the MacAllister girls.
492
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,634
- Back here
in the bar?
493
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,511
Yeah.
Come on.
494
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:12,104
- Uh, hey, Mama,
didn't he say the
MacAllister girls?
495
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,23
- He sure did.
496
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,941
Get your
butt in here.
497
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,278
Now we're ready.
498
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,988
- Smile.
499
00:21:21,71 --> 00:21:24,658
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