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[upbeat festive music]
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- Excuse me.
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I'm looking
for the North Pole.
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Could you give me
directions? [cackles]
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- Not now.
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I've got a million
business things to do
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before the end
of the year!
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And now they're done!
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It's Christmas, Rudolph.
Oh.
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| love this
time of year!
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- Oh, me too.
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And | want to make our
first Christmas together
the most special.
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- Do you want
to help me finish
decorating the tavern?
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- Yes.
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This year,
| get to put the star
on top of the tree
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because we got
a short one.
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- And next year,
we'll have an authentic
Mexican Christmas.
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- OK.
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Well, look at
the ho-ho-humbugs.
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All right, Rudolph,
turn on that nose
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so these Grinches
can make their way
through the fog.
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- | just got off
the phone with
Knoxville Trust.
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They canceled their
Christmas party on us.
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- You can turn
the nose off now.
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- Where's the trust,
Knoxville Trust?
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Makes me wonder
how secure my $146 is.
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- So how bad is this?
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- Bad.
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We needed the money
to fund our health
insurance.
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Daddy was
always so proud
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that he took such
good care of y'all.
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- Well, | already
bought 10 pounds
of scallops
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for their appetizers,
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and those babies
ain't cheap.
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- How can you stand
to touch scallops?
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They're so slimy.
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It's like
touching...scallops.
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- OK, come on,
guys. Think.
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We got to find somebody
to come in here
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and throw a party
to make up for the
one that canceled.
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- Um...| know
this guy Danny.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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We sit together
at the dog park.
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He has got the cutest
little Yorkie-poo
named Tinkerbell.
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Gabby, focus!
Yeah.
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- But tell me about
Tinkerbell later.
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She sounds so cute.
Me too.
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Me too, me too,
me too, me too,
me too, me too.
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- Well, Danny,
he's got his own company,
and he is super rich.
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Plus, he owes me.
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| saved Tinkerbell
from an overly
amorous Rottweiler.
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| mean, the visual
was hilarious.
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[laughs]
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But the aftermath
would have been
a disaster.
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- Do you think
this will work?
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- OK. Come on, guys.
We've got to have faith.
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Turn that
nose back on.
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There you go.
There you go.
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- Yeah, there's, um,
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there's just
one little thing.
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When Danny's here,
you all have to
call me Bobbie.
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- Why would we do that?
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- Well, | told him
|! owned the tavern.
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| said | was you.
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- | know.
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["Happy’'s Place" playing]
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- J Sometimes it feels
like a big ol’ fight I
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~ To get through the day f
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f And sleep on
through the night f
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~ But here
you'll find a place J
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f That'll surely
lift your spirits f
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~ You belong
at Happy's Place J
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- You know,
with your fair skin,
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you can really see the
blood rush to your face.
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Oh, it's hot.
[laughs]
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- Well, | can't see
this ending well.
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I'll be in the kitchen,
short Bobbie, tall Bobbie.
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- I'm trying hard
not to overreact
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‘cause | don't want
to go to jail.
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Just tell me why.
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- It's really a long story.
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Shorten it.
OK. Um...
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| wanted Danny to think
| was interesting.
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And the only unique things
about me are,
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| own an original
Easy-Bake Oven,
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and | can dunk
a basketball.
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- So why can't we just
tell Danny the truth?
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- You know,
people say
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they appreciate
honesty,
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but most of
them are lying.
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- Yeah.
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And what about all the
people at the dog park?
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| have a reputation
to uphold.
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If | tell them
I'm lying,
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they're gonna think
I'm a liar!
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- Why are you even
at the dog park?
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You don't own a dog.
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- It's not required.
| checked.
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- OK, does anybody
have a better idea?
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OK, well, it looks like
we don't have a choice.
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This Christmas,
everybody's lying!
OK.
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- I'm sorry.
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| can't be
a part of this.
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Lying is just
a hole that you dig
that gets deeper.
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OK. Ignore him.
Yeah.
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- You get your
friend in here,
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and you be the
best me you can be.
Yeah.
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- All right.
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- Can | borrow
that sweater?
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- No.
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What the heck?
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- Oh, Bobbie!
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| thought
you had the day off.
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- What the heck?
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- Do you like it?
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| figured | couldn't be
the only one lying.
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The office had to also.
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Yeah, | got more
stuff in my car.
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Oh, don't
touch anything.
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- [laughing]
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Yeah.
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- Nice mustache.
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- Wish | could say
the same about yours.
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- Oh, | know
who you are.
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The red hair,
the impish sense of humor
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that covers the bottomless
need for attention.
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Bobbie's description
was spot on.
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Nice to meet you, Gabby.
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- Gabby?
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Oh, Danny!
Bobbie!
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Danny?
Gabby!
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Yes.
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This is Danny, the guy
| was telling you about,
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even though | don't have
to tell you anything, Gabby,
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because I'm the boss.
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- Well, now,
careful, Bobbie.
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The key to being
a good boss is to
project authority
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without coming off
as a villain.
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| say that only
to defuse the tension
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when | tell you that
Gabby defaced your photo.
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- Ah!
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- | think | improved it.
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- Gabby.
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Gabby, look at me.
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Gabby!
Oh.
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- Now, you're not
gonna joke your way
out of this.
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I'm worried about you.
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Do you need
counseling?
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- Every day,
| have to do this.
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Gabby.
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Gabby!
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Do you need
counseling?
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- | think it's
painfully obvious
that yes,
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Gabby definitely
needs counseling.
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is
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- What, uh--
what's going on
in there?
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- Well, not only
Gabby is Bobbie,
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but now Bobbie
is Gabby too.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, no.
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Dishonesty grows.
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- Which is terrible,
so why are you smiling?
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- Hey, | smile
‘cause my parents spent
a fortune on braces.
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- Hey, Danny.
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Let me introduce you
to the gang.
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- Well, hopefully,
they're better behaved
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than this little
firecracker here.
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Red hot!
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- She's my "project."
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- Oh, lord!
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- And this darling
little ornament
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is my sister,
Isabella,
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who, as you know,
is from France.
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- This is fun.
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- Bonjour!
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- Bonjour.
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Bobbie has told me
so much about you.
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Knoxville really
must feel different
than Paris, huh?
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Less French people,
more French fries.
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- Ah! [laughs]
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- Eh, Bobbie?
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
| thought you said
she spoke English.
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| do.
Are you leaving?
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- Oh, no.
Not "adieu."
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| do!
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- Good lord.
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- And everyone else
is super nice.
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They are just
their normal,
boring selves.
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This is--
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- I'm Emmett,
the chef.
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all: What?
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- Yes. | love to cook
scallops, complain,
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and wear
tough-guy
bandanas.
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- Hey, Emmett.
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There's an emergency
in the kitchen.
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No, there's not.
Get!
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- OK.
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- So since that was
Emmett, this is--
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- I'm out.
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- Out?
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That's a fun name.
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- OK. This has been a hoot,
but | think it's time
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that | show Danny
around the tavern
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so he can decide to have
his Christmas party here.
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- Gabby, | was gonna
show Danny around.
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- This is like
when you Americans
visit France.
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Argue! Argue!
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Argue!
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- Well, actually,
I-I'd love a tour
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from the wildcard
in red--
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sounds dangerous.
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- Ah, it won't
be dangerous.
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But later,
tonight after you leave,
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that's when it's gonna
get dangerous.
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Here we go.
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Hey, Emmett.
You have a visitor.
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- Oh, but | don't think
chefs are allowed
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visitors in
the kitchen
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based on what
Congress said.
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- So this is the kitchen,
so on with the tour.
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- Well, hang on, Gabby.
| want to ask Emmett here
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about the appetizers
for the party.
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What do you suggest?
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- Pretzels.
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They're a classic
choice--
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clean, simple,
non-slimy.
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- Yeah, what about
those scallops you
mentioned earlier?
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- | regret
a lot of things
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| mentioned earlier.
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- | bet you do.
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Our bacon-wrapped
scallops are so good,
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it'll make you want
to slap your mama.
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- Sounds good to me.
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Make me a couple to try?
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- You mean pick them up
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and throw him in a pan
after | pick them up?
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- Well, | don't think
they're gonna do it
on their own.
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See? I'm funny too.
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- [laughs]
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- SO are you gonna
let me taste them
or not?
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-Mm-hmm.
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Yum.
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[groans]
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Cooking is my passion.
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- Well, this
is exciting.
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- Fora lot
of reasons.
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- We're gonna
get to see
culinary magic.
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- Oh, you sure are.
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- Hey! Out is back.
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- Every time
|! watch him do this,
it still amazes me
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what a half
a stick of butter--
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a half a stick of butter,
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some garlic powder,
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two tablespoons
of lemon juice,
255
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,573
a little salt
and pepper,
256
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,825
just a pinch of
chopped parsley
257
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,203
can do over
medium heat.
258
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,832
- Ooh, | can't
wait till he gets
to the bacon.
259
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,805
Absolutely incredible.
260
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,15
[cheering]
261
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,353
- OK. | think
you've seen
everything,
262
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,355
so ta-da!
263
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,523
Trust me, your
employees are
gonna love it.
264
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,442
- So should we
make it official?
265
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,818
- I'll go get
the contract.
266
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,737
Well, here's
where we stand.
Uh-huh.
267
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,864
- The layout
of the place
is perfect,
268
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,950
and the food
is delicious.
Thank you.
269
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,537
On behalf
of Emmett.
270
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,915
- All that's left
is to check out
the vibe.
271
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,500
The vibe?
Exactly.
272
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,293
And the best way
to get a feel for that
273
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,46
is for me to hang out
with you guys all night.
274
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,07
- [laughs] OK!
275
00:12:38,91 --> 00:12:41,594
- | guess | was
a little premature
on my ta-da!
276
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,720
is
277
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,726
- So then | said,
| don't need to
have a big dog
278
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,728
to show the world
how manly | am.
279
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,563
That's why
| drive a Cybertruck.
280
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,649
[laughter]
281
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,859
No, but seriously,
| drive a Cybertruck.
282
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,237
It's pretty cool.
283
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,283
- Oh, gosh, you are
just so fascinating.
284
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,369
You know, | could
talk to you all night.
285
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,122
- Right, except we've
kept him here longer
than we intended.
286
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,40
Right.
Oui.
287
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,667
He should probably
get back to his life.
288
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,210
Ah, our loss.
289
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,06
- Yeah,
| probably
should.
290
00:13:18,89 --> 00:13:19,299
But | won't
291
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,635
because I'm having
too much fun.
292
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,845
I'll have
another, please.
293
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:24,971
Just gonna
make some room.
294
00:13:25,54 --> 00:13:26,723
- [laughs]
295
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,980
Would you stop
flirting with him?
296
00:13:34,63 --> 00:13:35,898
The longer he stays
around here,
297
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,483
the longer
| have to be Gabby.
298
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,610
And | don't like it!
299
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,654
- | wasn't flirting.
300
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,489
- Oh, please.
301
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,74
Gosh, you're
so exciting.
302
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,659
| could, like,
talk to you all night.
303
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,744
[giggles]
304
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,370
[smooching]
305
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,289
- | was trying
to charm him
306
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,207
so he would have
his party here.
307
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,501
Mama needs
her dental!
308
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,86
- And that would have
been a lot easier
309
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,339
if you hadn't said
I'm from France.
Yeah.
310
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,924
- Well, Austin is
no longer cool.
311
00:14:02,08 --> 00:14:03,926
| told him you were
from a foreign country
312
00:14:04,10 --> 00:14:05,511
so you would
seem exotic.
313
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,722
- I'm Mexican!
314
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,59
- But you're
not from there.
315
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,103
- That guy
still here?
316
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,605
- What do you
care, Takoda?
317
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,731
You're not the
one pretending.
318
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,443
- I'm pretending
to be someone
who can handle this.
319
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,195
- OK, see?
That's another thing.
320
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,155
You've put Takoda
in a terrible position.
321
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,74
- OK, you're the one
who said we had to lie.
322
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,283
- And it doesn't
matter where I'm from.
323
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,493
| am Mexican. OK?
Hello.
324
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,411
- Hi, Danny!
325
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,581
Everything
all right?
Great.
326
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,916
Fine.
Oui, oui!
327
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,668
Just did.
[laughter]
328
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,630
| don't know.
329
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,423
It feels like
you guys are hiding
something from me.
330
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,425
- Oh, wow. No.
331
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,10
Uh-uh. No.
332
00:14:46,94 --> 00:14:49,639
Don't believe
everything you read
in the stall.
333
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,725
- Yeah,
but I'm sensing
some friction.
334
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,727
If | may, I'd like
to try an exercise
335
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,896
that my company
uses to improve
336
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,689
boss-employee
relations.
337
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,67
OK, Bobbie. Bobbie.
338
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,736
Bobbie?
Yes.
339
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,322
- | want you to pretend
to be the bartender,
340
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,408
and Gabby will pretend
to be the boss.
341
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,952
- [laughs]
342
00:15:11,35 --> 00:15:13,246
Studies do show
that role-swapping
343
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,207
helps at reducing
tensions.
344
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,667
- OK, let's start.
345
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,752
Gabby, you're the boss,
so you go first.
346
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,463
What would you like to say
to your employees?
347
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,631
- Oh. Well--
348
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,49
- Don't think.
Just speak.
349
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,926
- OK. OK.
350
00:15:27,09 --> 00:15:29,11
I've never been
the boss before,
351
00:15:29,95 --> 00:15:31,347
so | guess
| would Say...
352
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,643
I'm working
all the time,
353
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,312
and | can't get
everything done.
354
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,231
It's Christmastime,
and I'd really like
355
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,150
to be out celebrating
like everybody else,
356
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,278
but | can't
‘cause | have this
huge responsibility.
357
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,449
Like, if | don't
take care of all
this stuff...
358
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,787
I'm afraid
that y'all's lives
would fall apart.
359
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,625
And it would kill me
if something happened
to y'all
360
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,627
because | had failed.
361
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,424
- How'd she do?
362
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,10
- She'd make
a really good boss.
363
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,679
- Now you go.
364
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,310
- | Know that
I'm just a bartender
365
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,937
and that | can be
a little much
366
00:16:20,21 --> 00:16:22,523
and that | do things
that even though
I'm trying to help
367
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,735
wind up making
your life a lot
harder--a lot.
368
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,696
And | hate that,
369
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:32,158
because | don't feel
like your employee.
370
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,36
| feel like
your family.
371
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,871
You make me
feel like family.
372
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,40
- My turn!
373
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,670
When | was a kid,
it was just
my mom and me.
374
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,882
And | thought
that was all | needed.
375
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,385
But now | have
a sister and a Gabby
376
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,931
and an Emmett
and a Takoda
and a Steve.
377
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,850
You guys could
have rejected me,
378
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:02,772
but instead,
you've made me
feel so special.
379
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,899
You know, this might be our
first Christmas together,
380
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,319
but you can never
top the gift you've
already given me.
381
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,279
Oh, sweetheart.
Isabella,
| love you.
382
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,697
- Oh.
383
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,952
- That's beautiful,
just beautiful.
384
00:17:16,35 --> 00:17:17,78
What happened
to your accent?
385
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,875
- | was imagining
| was in America.
386
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,585
- Crushed it.
387
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,128
- Yeah. Yeah.
388
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,256
- So did
that help?
389
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,258
- It did. It really did.
390
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,468
Well, we don't want
to rush you, Danny,
391
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,428
but I'm sure Bobbie
would like to know
392
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,138
your decision
about the party.
393
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,306
- Yeah.
394
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,227
Well, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to
395
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,145
spend some money
‘cause the answer's yes!
396
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,566
Yes!
Oh, yes,
yes, yes.
397
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,733
- Is ita yes?
398
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,610
Yes!
It's a yes.
399
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,153
- Hot damn.
400
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,781
| bet the scallops
you made were
the clincher.
401
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,199
- Well, | couldn't
have done it
402
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,951
without some help
from Mr. Out.
403
00:17:57,34 --> 00:17:59,161
- Out's my
first name.
404
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,623
- Did he
say yes?
405
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,708
- He said yes.
406
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,335
Yes, Danny's gonna
have his Christmas
party with us.
407
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,129
- Oh. Congratulations.
408
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,506
- Well, hang on.
You're Takoda, right?
409
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,882
-lam.
410
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,136
- You don't seem
too happy about this.
411
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,220
- Oh, no.
412
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,763
Of course
he's happy!
413
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,392
You just can't tell
from his attitude
or his face.
414
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,562
- He's--he's
just stressed.
415
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,688
- Is she right?
416
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,189
Is this a stressful
place to work?
417
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,192
- No, not usually.
418
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,320
- So what's different
about it this time?
419
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,654
What am | missing?
420
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,284
is
421
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,371
[upbeat festive music]
422
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,207
- Hello?
423
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,503
Why did everybody
get so weird
all of a sudden?
424
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,257
Look, | don't Know
if | can throw
a party here
425
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,509
unless everybody
stops lying
426
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,345
and tells me who
they actually are!
427
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,929
- Uh... What?
428
00:19:00,97 --> 00:19:01,432
You knew
we were lying?
429
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,725
- Of course!
430
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,935
| mean, you may be
a great restaurant staff,
431
00:19:05,19 --> 00:19:07,605
but you are
terrible actors.
432
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,816
- To be fair, Bobbie
is a very difficult
character to play.
433
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,151
| just--
434
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,403
- So how long
have you known?
435
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,906
- Well, I've known Gabby
for about three months,
436
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,407
so I'd say
about three months.
437
00:19:20,76 --> 00:19:21,619
Don't let
the mustache
fool you.
438
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,913
I'm actually
pretty smart.
439
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,248
- OK,
so let me officially
introduce myself.
440
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,501
I'm Bobbie,
the owner of the tavern.
441
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,128
And this is Gabby,
our crazy bartender.
442
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,799
- And I'm Mexican,
but I'm not from there.
443
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,844
- Wait,
so you've known
for three months,
444
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,430
and you just
came here tonight
to mess with us?
445
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,307
- If |knew
this was a prank,
446
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,226
| would have been
lying my ass off.
447
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,104
- No, | wasn't pranking.
448
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,898
| came here thinking | was
gonna hang for a half hour,
449
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,984
have a beer, and see
what tricks old dog-less
had up her sleeve.
450
00:19:55,27 --> 00:19:57,613
But then you people
kept running with it.
451
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,573
| mean, who knew
it would go on
this long?
452
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,33
- It didn't
go on that long.
453
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,535
- | had to reschedule
two meetings.
454
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,245
- OK.
455
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,705
- OK, but just
to be clear,
456
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,415
you are having
a party here, right?
457
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:08,958
With a lot
of people?
458
00:20:09,41 --> 00:20:10,501
Absolutely.
Ah, yes!
459
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,669
- Whoo!
460
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,254
- Honestly,
when | got here,
461
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,548
| had no intention
of saying yes,
462
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,341
but there's something
about you guys.
463
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,510
It's like
you Cause each other
all this trouble,
464
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,721
but you still have
each other's backs.
465
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,264
- It's because
we're a family.
466
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,640
- Yeah.
467
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,394
Totally crazy,
but family.
468
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,481
You remind me of these
people | knew in Houston
20 years ago.
469
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,573
Anyway, clearly,
this means a lot
to you guys.
470
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,782
And what kind of
Grinch would | be
471
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,159
if | didn't help out
at Christmas?
472
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,493
- Thank you very much.
473
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,203
You have no idea
what this means.
474
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,621
- Merry Christmas,
Bobbie.
475
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,206
- Merry Christmas,
Danny.
476
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,500
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, honey.
477
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,961
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
478
00:20:54,44 --> 00:20:56,338
- Does anyone else
feel like singing?
479
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,631
How about you, red?
480
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,550
What do you
want to sing?
481
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,182
all: ! Rudolph
the red-nosed reindeer J
482
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,349
- J Reindeer f
483
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,561
all: J Had a very shiny nose f
484
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,314
f And if you ever saw him f
485
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,648
- J Saw him I
486
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,317
all: J You would even say
it glows f
487
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,651
f Like a light bulb J
488
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,321
S All of the other reindeer J
489
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,572
- J Reindeer f
490
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,407
all: ! Used to laugh
and call him names #
491
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,700
- J Red thunder I
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