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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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(CHUCKLES)
Hey.
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Hey.
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| don't want to overreact
because it's Gabby,
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but she's been in her car
the last 10 minutes
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crying and listening to Adele.
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Oh, my gosh,
why didn't anybody tell me
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Gabby had a date last night?
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Emmett!
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One Gabby special coming up.
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Better make it
chocolate chip.
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Sounds like we're
“rolling in the deep."
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What's going on?
Is Gabby OK?
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She will be.
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It's just that she's got
such a huge heart,
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when it breaks, doves cry.
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(BELL DINGS)
Order up.
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She gets that upset
after one date with a guy?
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One date, two dates--
it doesn't matter.
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If he's leaving,
she's grieving.
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(SNIFFLES)
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(CHEERFULLY)
Afternoon, everybody.
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Hey, Gabby.
(LAUGHS)
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Do you want some eyedrops?
They're a little red.
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Oh.
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Well, it's not because
I've been crying.
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I've been...
getting high in my car.
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That's OK.
That's OK.
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| mean, it's not OK
that you've been getting
high before work,
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but I'm gonna
let it slide because--
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It's Forgive a Felony Day.
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Right, yes!
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That's it, yeah.
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Oh, and looky here.
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| accidentally made
an extra root beer float.
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Anybody want this?
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Ooh, | do.
No!
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Gabby already called for it,
right, Gabby?
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Oh, | don't remember.
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Right, ‘cause you're high.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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| be cheechin’.
Yeah.
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BOTH: (MOUTH WORDS)
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Why don't you go
and enjoy that in my office?
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You can also sit
in my chair.
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Ooh, can | spin?
No. Off you go.
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Poor thing.
| feel so bad for her.
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Wish | could help her
with the dating, but shoot,
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| haven't dated since--
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well, back when
we called it courtin’.
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Well, isn't she on the apps?
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What's her profile like?
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Maybe she's sending
the wrong message.
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| have no idea.
She won't show us.
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Well, then maybe
we'll just have
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to give her some incentive.
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How about we get her tickets
to the picture show?
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I'm just joking.
I'm not that old.
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(LAUGHS)
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Sometimes it feels like
a big ol’ fight
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To get through the day
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And sleep on
through the night
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But here
you'll find a place
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That'll surely
lift your spirits
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You belong
at Happy's Place
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It's really good.
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Keep the glass.
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We need to talk to you.
Yeah, what's going on?
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| have convinced Bobbie
to get on the dating apps.
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(GASPS, SCOFFS)
At your age?
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Oh, my gosh.
That is so brave.
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You're brave to say that.
I'm out.
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And we will let you
help us create it.
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But--but you have to
also let us look at yours
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and make changes
if we think you need them.
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What do you need
to do that for?
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‘Cause | don't like
the guys you've been dating.
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And Isabella could help us
bring in somebody better.
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Take it or leave it.
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OK!
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But neither of you can
repeat what's in there.
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What is so awful about you
that | don't already know?
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Your real name is Blanche?
Shh!
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So how come we've
been calling you Gabby?
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Because when | was five,
"The Golden Girls" came out,
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and my mom was afraid everyone
would think | was easy.
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So she started calling me
Gabby because | talked
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until | got on her last nerve.
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Wow, Gabby, you have put
down a lot of information.
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Yeah, of course.
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You know, | figured the more
that they know about me,
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the better my chances they'll
find something they like.
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| can be whoever
they want me to be.
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And you say that right here
on prompt five.
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| think you put down
way too much.
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Well, | agree with Bobbie.
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Too much information
can be bad.
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Right.
Preserve the mystery of Gabby.
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Who is she?
What's she like?
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Does she know she has
root beer on her chin?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Hey.
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| got the scoop on
why Gabby needed
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that chocolate chip special.
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Really?
She told you about that?
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No, but I've been
sitting here for so long
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that if | don't move,
it's like she can't see me.
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She's like a T. rex.
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What happened?
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Sounds like the guy left her
hanging at the restaurant.
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Ooh.
Cold.
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The worst.
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No.
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The worst was the guy
that broke up
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with her Christmas morning.
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Left a note in her stocking.
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Was that
the sign spinner guy?
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No, | think it was
the ventriloquist.
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| thought he'd be different.
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He was talented.
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Well, | guess making
a doll talk and dating
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are two different things.
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We didn't even
get to know what
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this new guy did for a living.
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Oh, | found out.
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Unicycle rider.
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| guess he felt like
she was a second wheel.
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(CHUCKLING)
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What's so funny?
Nothing.
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Who?
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We were being insensitive.
| apologize.
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What were you being
insensitive about?
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Nothing.
What?
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The weird men you date.
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Seriously?
What are you on,
truth serum?
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No, it's OK.
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| feel like my luck's
gonna change now that
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Bobbie's on the apps with me.
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Say what now?
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Oh, yeah.
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She came to me and wanted
my help getting some dates.
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It felt good
to apologize.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Oh, my gosh.
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| thought that was a sweater.
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He's not wearing a shirt.
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Eh, what the heck?
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Do men really think
pickleball is sexy?
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Here's those glasses
you were asking for.
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| didn't ask
for any glasses.
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Did you, Gabby?
Not me.
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Huh.
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| thought | heard somebody
calling for glasses.
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You expecting a tip?
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No, I'm not.
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| just noticed
you were checking
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your phone a lot tonight.
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Do you hear me checking
from the kitchen?
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| swear,
you're acting so strange.
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It's not strange.
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| just heard from
somewhere that you were
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on a dating app, that's all.
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lt was me.
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| told you a half hour ago.
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So, uh, those any good?
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What do you care?
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It's not like
you're ever gonna use them.
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Why not?
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Because you
don't like people.
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You don't have to like
someone to date them.
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OK, in answer
to your question,
these apps are great.
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| had no idea
there were so many attractive,
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eligible men in Knoxville.
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That's good to know.
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Emmett, glasses?
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No, thanks.
| got some.
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Are you really getting
a lot of matches?
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| didn't say that.
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| said there were
a lot of eligible men,
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and not a dang one of them
has chosen me.
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You?
One.
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But then he messaged me
and said that his finger
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sometimes spasms,
so it was a mistake.
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Are you Sure this app isn't
broken, or they're just mean
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and they're trying
to hurt our feelings?
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Now do you see why
| get so upset
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when a date doesn't work out?
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It's hard enough just finding
a man to go out with me.
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Well, let's give it
just a little more time.
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You know what?
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Bobbie, I've given it
enough time.
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| just need to accept
the fact that
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I'm gonna spend the rest of
my life alone and unhappy.
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Oh, God, sweater guy said no.
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That didn't look good.
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It wasn't.
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Why didn't you tell me
these apps
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hardly ever give you matches?
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Well, it's always
worked great
for my friends.
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But they could
have been lying.
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They're big liars.
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| swear, yesterday,
| felt great about myself,
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and 10 minutes on this thing
and I'm crushed
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because an entrepreneur
who can't spell "entrepreneur"
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doesn't like me.
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Well, maybe Gabby
should get off the apps
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and try to meet someone
in person.
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Well, maybe she needs
to stop thinking
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she needs a man to be happy.
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So how are you
gonna convince Gabby
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she doesn't need a guy?
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Well, we tried
your sneaky way.
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Now let's try mine.
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(PHONE DINGS)
Oh, | got a match!
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Dang it.
Just an ad.
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Oh.
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30% off a walk-in tub.
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Look at that.
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Hey, Emmett.
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Did | ever introduce you
to my cousin, Amalia?
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She's single
and a truly terrible person.
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What?
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Yeah, you said you don't have
to like someone to date them,
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so she's perfect.
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That's not nice, Steve.
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He should start
with irritating before
he steps up to terrible.
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Oh, ho, ho.
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You little boys think
you're funny, don't you?
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This little boy does.
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Takoda?
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| make my wife laugh.
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City park and a bus stop.
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What's that?
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That's where | kick
both your asses.
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We should get back to work.
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Uh, so what's this
special event
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that Bobbie has us
working tonight?
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Oh, she's gathering a group
of successful, happy women
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without partners
to convince Gabby
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she should give up on love.
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That doesn't
sound like Bobbie.
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‘Cause it's not.
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She wants Gabby to understand
she shouldn't base
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her happiness on
being in a relationship.
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| think you're funny.
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You, too, buddy.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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Gabby ain't talking
to anybody.
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| didn't think
that was even possible.
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You guys said this party
would cheer me up.
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Well, | shaved my legs,
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and the only guys here
are the ones | already know.
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OK,
that's the Blanche talking.
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Let's bring it down.
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Listen, | know that
you're trying to help,
258
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,440
but I'm starting to feel
very uncomfortable.
259
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,734
What are you talking about?
I'm not trying to help.
260
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,528
Are you, Isabella?
Of course not.
261
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,655
Yeah.
We're both very
self-centered.
262
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,617
So it's just a coincidence
that all of these women
263
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:03,204
are successful and don't
have husbands or boyfriends?
264
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,290
Oh, my gosh.
You're right.
265
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,458
That never
occurred to me.
266
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,878
| just don't think it's right
to let all of these
women think
267
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,213
they have a shot at all this.
268
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,466
What?
269
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,886
She thinks
the ladies’ night is, uh...
270
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,554
(RAUNCHY VOICE)
“Ladies' night."
271
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,974
Of course, if you're curious,
I'll support you.
272
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,394
You know, it's--
it's just not for me--
273
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,478
yet.
274
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:32,66
These ladies are here because
they're perfect examples
275
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,152
that you don't need a man
to be happy.
276
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,695
Yeah, we think you
put too much pressure
277
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,72
on yourself to find someone.
278
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,241
But | want a man
in my life to love me.
279
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,534
Yeah, it's not like
we don't want you
280
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,161
to find someone
that loves you.
We do.
281
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,705
And being alone doesn't
have to mean being unhappy.
282
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,249
So do me a favor
and talk to these ladies.
283
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,44
You'll see.
They're happy
with their lives.
284
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,670
And you can be, too.
285
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,923
OK.
Great.
286
00:11:55,06 --> 00:11:56,633
I'll give it a try.
OK.
287
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,968
Oh, and if you do decide
to switch teams,
288
00:11:59,52 --> 00:12:00,428
the tall blonde
is a player.
289
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,479
You know what | like
about an all women's event?
290
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,147
Less burping.
291
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,400
And an open bar
with no fights.
292
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,611
Well, you're missing
the scuffle out back.
293
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,529
One woman just took off
her earrings.
294
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,909
Bye.
295
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,744
Oh, thank you so much.
296
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,330
OK, | will see you
at rugby, Carla.
297
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,665
OK?
298
00:12:30,83 --> 00:12:33,169
(SIGHS)
This was wonderful.
299
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,46
Sounded like
you had a nice night.
300
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,465
Better than nice.
Incredible.
301
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,509
All right, then.
Spill the tea.
302
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,593
Yeah, come on.
303
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,470
So you were right.
304
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,390
All those ladies have
wonderful lives and families.
305
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,267
| told you!
| told her!
306
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,810
Calm down.
| was here, too.
307
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:49,936
| forgot.
308
00:12:50,19 --> 00:12:51,437
They don't need a man.
309
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,983
And | realize that
now neither do I.
310
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,26
That's right.
Hit the road, boys.
311
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,320
We did it!
(LAUGHTER)
312
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,781
And make way for my baby!
313
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,450
BOTH: What?
314
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,203
I'm gonna have a baby.
315
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,458
(LAUGHTER)
316
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,419
You got us there.
She's gonna have a baby.
317
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,421
Yeah, the question is,
a baby what?
318
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,839
A baby what?
Whoo.
319
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,965
Little bitty baby puppy.
320
00:13:19,48 --> 00:13:20,967
(LAUGHTER)
321
00:13:21,50 --> 00:13:22,385
A baby human.
322
00:13:23,11 --> 00:13:24,554
I'm serious.
323
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,723
(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm--I'm--
324
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,808
I'm sorry we laughed
at you, Gabby,
325
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,311
but you can kind of understand
why we did, right?
326
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,937
Yeah.
327
00:13:33,21 --> 00:13:35,606
Because to you,
I'm not a person.
328
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,275
I'm a punchline.
329
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,235
No.
330
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,322
Because a baby is
a huge responsibility.
331
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,865
You don't make
that decision
332
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,867
after a couple
of conversations.
333
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,578
And you're just so funny,
we expect you to be kidding.
334
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,121
Yeah.
If you think about it,
335
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,40
it's really a compliment
that we laughed.
Mm.
336
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,709
All my friends think
everything | say is a joke.
337
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,127
I'm so flattered.
338
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,713
Hey, | respect you.
We all do.
339
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,214
Really?
340
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,883
Is that why Isabella
changed all my answers
341
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,135
on my dating profile?
342
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,12
Or why Steve, Emmett,
and Takoda think
343
00:14:06,95 --> 00:14:08,598
that | can only date weirdos?
344
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:12,268
Or why you think
the mystery of Gabby
345
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,562
is more appealing
than actual Gabby?
346
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,773
Well, now, | can see why
you might think that.
347
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,24
You know what, Bobbie?
348
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,859
For your information,
I've been thinking about
349
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,487
having a baby
for a while now.
350
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,447
| didn't say anything because
351
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,991
this was the reaction
| was afraid of.
352
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,452
Isn't that funny?
353
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,707
A baby what?
354
00:14:36,84 --> 00:14:37,85
Don't give me that.
Really?
355
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,921
You--you said--
(STAMMERS) Yeah.
356
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,344
All right, everybody ready?
I'm gonna go get Gabby.
357
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,887
| just need
one more second.
358
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,264
OK, you got till
| get her out of the car.
359
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,602
Oh, good lord.
| can hear Adele from here.
360
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,898
| hate seeing Gabby so sad.
361
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,318
| feel terrible
that we hurt her feelings.
362
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,611
Well, Gabby's tough.
363
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,489
She doesn't always show it
if you rattle her cage.
364
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,949
Yeah,
but | should have known.
365
00:15:08,32 --> 00:15:09,951
| majored in psychology.
366
00:15:10,34 --> 00:15:13,121
Big personality, hiding pain.
367
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,455
| see it all now.
368
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,166
Adele can wait.
We need you in here.
369
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,544
Bobbie, | told you,
| do not want to talk about--
370
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,171
Oh, my God.
Is this an intervention?
371
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,756
(SIGHS)
372
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,926
No, it's a group of people
who love and care about you.
373
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,263
That's what an
intervention is, Bobbie!
374
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,684
People who love you so much,
they want to put you away!
375
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,521
(SIGHS)
Come on, just have a seat.
376
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,398
Takoda, would you
start us out?
377
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,900
Gabby, | wrote a letter.
378
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:46,70
Oh, my God!
It is an intervention!
379
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,657
OK, you guys, | wasn't
getting high in my car!
380
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,201
| just wanted to seem cool--
381
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,537
said everybody at
their intervention!
382
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,748
Come on.
383
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,41
Just listen, OK?
384
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,710
(SIGHS)
385
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,04
When my son didn't get
into the school play,
386
00:16:03,87 --> 00:16:04,464
he was heartbroken.
387
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,300
But then his Aunt Gabby
spent hours with him,
388
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,302
choreographing a dance
to the song
389
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,221
about the Sharks
versus the Jets,
390
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,57
so that he could
put on a show for us.
391
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,268
It was nothing.
392
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,604
It was just
snap, snap, snap, freeze!
393
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,606
Vogue, vogue, snap, oh!
394
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,696
Thank you
395
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,158
for making him
believe in himself, Gabby.
396
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,452
Well, when you're a Jet,
you're a Jet all the way.
397
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,456
OK.
OK, I'm going next.
398
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,545
Gabby, | admire
how fearless you are.
399
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,422
It makes me want
to be fearless, too--
400
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,07
in an organized manner.
401
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,930
(EXHALES, SNIFFLES)
402
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,312
Really?
(STRAINED) Mm-hmm.
403
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,197
Wow.
404
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,490
Do you wanna go wash--
405
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,909
All of this?
Yes, thank you.
406
00:17:19,38 --> 00:17:20,331
| worked the
Thursday opening shift
407
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,750
with Gabby three years ago.
408
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,03
Should have been a, uh,
slow day
409
00:17:26,87 --> 00:17:27,129
until they showed up.
410
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,06
Who's "they"?
411
00:17:29,90 --> 00:17:30,633
A walking tour.
412
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,636
A herd of ravenously hungry
413
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,304
and thirsty tourists
had us surrounded.
414
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,14
You remember that?
Yeah.
415
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,724
Gabby yelled out
over the crowd,
416
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,477
“There are two menu options--
417
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,521
draft beer and fried pickles."
418
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,401
We fed and beer-ed them all
in 20 minutes.
419
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,279
It's been an honor
serving with you.
420
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,241
And you.
421
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,701
Thank you for your service.
422
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,541
My first day working here
at the tavern was
423
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,918
two months after
my husband died.
424
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,339
Losing Travis felt like
somebody had just
425
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,966
come into my life--
426
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,94
Can y'all turn around, please?
427
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,971
l--| can't do this
with y'all looking at me.
428
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,775
It felt like they had come
into my life and cut me
to pieces.
429
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:33,29
| didn't think
I'd ever be whole again.
430
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:37,575
And then Daddy made me work
every single shift with Gabby.
431
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,538
And she was the one
that asked me questions
432
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,624
that nobody else
wanted to ask.
433
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,334
They were afraid.
434
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,128
(SIGHS)
Stuff like...
435
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,214
do you miss him?
436
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,259
What was the last thing
he said to you?
437
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,762
Can | have his clothes?
438
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,892
What?
439
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,853
His shirts fit better than
the ones at Long Tall Sally's.
440
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,565
Gabby, you saved me.
441
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,442
Question after question,
442
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,527
you helped me put myself
back together.
443
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,488
Oh, Bobbie.
444
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,740
(SNIFFLING)
445
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:21,410
And | know sometimes
we don't say it the right way,
446
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,913
but that's because sometimes
it's just easier for us
447
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,291
to tease instead of telling
each other how we really feel.
448
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,754
Each and every one of us
respect the heck out of you.
449
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,131
And you gotta know
that we love you.
450
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,468
| love you guys.
(SNIFFLES)
451
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,348
Um, | didn't go yet.
452
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,643
Oh, of course, honey.
Go ahead.
453
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,270
It's kind of weird now,
454
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,232
but | love you.
455
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,942
And | respect you, too.
456
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,237
| love you, too.
(SNIFFLES)
457
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,656
Is that all?
458
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,617
Yeah.
459
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,705
| liked it.
You know, short and sweet.
460
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,249
Short and sweet.
(CHUCKLES)
461
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,376
Anyway, thank you all.
462
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,379
You know, sometimes when |
don't feel great about myself,
463
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,466
like after a date or when |
get off the phone
from my mom...
464
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:23,97
| need to be reminded
that there are people
465
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,473
that | really care about
466
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,559
who care about me, too.
467
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,729
So thank you.
468
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,359
(SIGHS)
469
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,111
We're good.
Yeah.
470
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,446
We saluted.
471
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,822
Yeah.
472
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,907
(LAUGHS) You are one
tough coconut, hombre.
473
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,829
Well, | don't know
about y'all, but | could
use a drink.
474
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,81
Yes.
All right.
475
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,628
What did | miss?
Does Gabby still want a baby?
476
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,341
Yeah.
Yeah, | do.
477
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:03,12
Then we're gonna be with you
every step of the way.
478
00:21:03,95 --> 00:21:08,350
| mean, not every step ‘cause,
you know, kind of personal.
479
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,978
But every step that is fit
for the public.
480
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,690
What a great night!
481
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,567
I'm gonna have a baby,
482
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,943
and | don't have
to go to rehab.
483
00:21:18,27 --> 00:21:20,488
(LAUGHS)
Whew!
484
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,491
OK, maybe don't yell that out
at the baby doctor office, OK?
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