All language subtitles for Happys.Place.S01E03.1080p.BluRay.x264-BORDURE_track3_[eng]

(LIGHT MUSIC)

Morning.

Morning!

What you listening to?

(SINGING IN SPANISH)

(KAROL G'S "SI ANTES
TE HUBIERA CONOCIDO" PLAYING)

Your grapefruit
plays music?

It's my Bluetooth speaker.

| don't go
anywhere without it.

Like me and my antacids.

May | have this dance?

Oh, | can't.

Get over here!

Oh, okay. Why not?

All right. Here we go.

Whoo!
Whoo!

(LAUGHS) Oh, so soon.

Okay.

Ow!

Wait, you've got some moves.

You sound surprised.

lam. (LAUGHS)

Me too! (LAUGHS)

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Okay. (LAUGHS)

Let's take a break.

Ah.
Whew.

So how's
the apartment
hunting going?

Ugh. Not great.

But I'm supposed to see
this place today.

It says it's
"flooded with light."

Oh, well, unfortunately,
in that part of town,

that light's probably coming
from a police helicopter.

Well, with what | can afford,
it's this or a pillow fort.

You know, | actually
know of a place--

roomy,
convenient to the tavern,

and the landlady will
dance with you.

Really?

l-- | don't want to impose.

Nah!

If nothing else,
having you there

might give me
some rizz.

(LAUGHS)

That stands for charisma,
right?

Yes!
Whoo!

You used it correctly!

Well, | looked it up
in the Urban Dictionary.

(LAUGHS)

Well, if it gives you rizz,

| kind of have to say yes.

Oh, yay!
This is exciting.

Yay!

Rent will be
your half of the tavern.

What?

You got me for a second.

(LAUGHTER)

You gotta watch yourself
around me.

No telling when
| might start cheeching.

No, no, that's not
what you think it means.

(SINGING)
Sometimes it feels like
a big ol’ fight

To get through the day

And sleep on
through the night

But here
you'll find a place

That'll surely
lift your spirits

You belong
at Happy's Place

She said yes.

(BELL DINGS)

Sorry, I'm missing
the part of the story

that helps me know
what you're talking about.

| asked Isabella
if she wanted
to move in with me,

and she said...
(BELL DINGS)

Yes.

And you're excited
about having a roommate.

Well, of course | am!

That Isabella is
a hoot and a half.

Well, I'm happy for you.

Thanks.
Just be careful.

Isabella is a good kid,

and you know
how you are.

No, | don't know
how | am.

And would you please stop
moving the bell

where it don't belong?

That's how you are.

You like your things
in place,

and you get irritated
when they're not.

Oh, well, call the police

before | start
organizing things.

All I'm saying is,
before, she was a guest.

Now she's a roommate.

Guests behave themselves,

and roommates move stuff
where it doesn't belong.

We'll be just fine.

You'll see.

(NOTIFICATION CHIMES)

Oh, shoot!

| wanted to be home for this.

It's the delivery guy
from UPS.

Are you waiting
for a package?

Sort of.

My driver looks so good
in those brown shorts.

Every few days,
| send an empty box to myself.

Oh, yeah,
pick up that newspaper.

Hey, how come you guys
never wear shorts?

Because I'm an adult man,
not a British prince.

Bugs, snakes, poison ivy.

Read the news.

Thank God
you don't like shorts,

because I've noticed
your socks don't match.

And when | say I've noticed,
| mean

I've talked to my therapist
about it.

Takoda, what's going on
with your socks?

Yep.

And that bothers you?

You know what?

This is my issue, not yours.

Although why a grown man
would go against all the laws

of fashion and reason
to wear mismatched socks

is beyond me.

Well, when my daughter,
lara, was 4,

she came
downstairs for school,

and | pointed out that
her socks didn't match.

She looked at me kind of sad
and said, why do they have to?

And | told her,
they don't.

And I've been wearing
mismatched socks ever since.

Oh, Lord,
here come the waterworks.

Can | get another soda?

Oh, get it yourself, Tin Man!

Because he didn't
have a heart.

And I'm saying that
you don't have a heart.

Oh, just give me your glass!

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(BELL DINGS)

This is so fun.

| haven't done a movie
marathon in forever.

Deodorant?

Growing up, my family
kept food in the fridge.

| did that on purpose.

It's super refreshing
when it's cold.

And spreads easy on bread.

All right, let's get
this movie started!

What's wrong?

| can't find the remote.

Oh! | put it
right in here.

Ah.

| would have
never looked in there
because what is that?

| got it at a flea market.

Isn't it cute?

And it helps avoid clutter.

(LAUGHS)
A clicker isn't clutter.

Sorry.

| just thought, you know,
since I'd be staying here,

| could make a change or two,
make it more homey.

Yeah, yeah.

Great, sure.

‘Cause you're sure
not a guest anymore.

Everything okay?

(LAUGHS)
You said that weird.

Oh, no.

It's just that
Emmett said that

now that we're roommates,

little things like
hiding the remote

and freezing the deodorant
might start to bug me.

(LAUGHS)

But they don't?

No, actually,
they really do.

Isn't that strange?

| guess.

How about this?

I'm gonna
tell you right away

when something you do bugs me
so you can stop.

Sound good?

Not really.

Oh, but you can do
the same thing for me.

Just let me know when
I'm doing something

that makes you feel
uncomfortable.

Now!

You're making me
uncomfortable now.

(LAUGHS) Good one.

No, | mean it.

It kind of sounds like
you're gonna be watching

and judging everything | do.

No, no, no. Not you.

I'll be watching the house
and judging what you do to it.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable

with that level of tension
all the time.

Oh, but you've got
to let people know

when they're getting
on your very last nerve.

It's just good manners.

You know,
the more we talk about this,

the more | feel this anxiety
rising in my body,

urging me to, you know...

run away!

Really?

Maybe we didn't think
this through very well.

Oh, well,
let's think about it now.

Come on.

That's not what | mean.

| think | should go back
to the motel

while | find another place.

Aw.

Don't leave now.

We're just having
such a good time.

| don't want to lose that.

We won't!

We'll still be
working together.

We just won't be roommates.

Okay.

Well, | hate it,

but you gotta do
what you gotta do.

Just remember,
my door is always open.

Oh, not literally.

| don't trust my neighbors.

(LIGHT MUSIC)

Are you okay?

(SIGHS)
Yeah, I'm fine. Why?

You're just acting different.

Maybe it's just
the way your hair

is bringing the red out
in your eyes,

but you seem sad.

Thanks for the pep talk.

Are you having problems
with Isabella?

That can happen when you spend
too much time with someone.

It's why my mom limits me to
a half hour when | visit her--

to preserve our love.

Hey, Bobbie.
Oh.

Here's your garage opener.

Thank you.
Oh, and | forgot
my deodorant.

| left it in your fridge.

I'll bring it to you
tomorrow.

Thanks.

What?

She moved out?

Yes and no.
What do you mean?

Yes, she moved out.
No, you can't move in.

You know, it hurts me
that you believe

that | would selfishly
take advantage of a situation

when two people
that | care about
are having a hard time.

Oh, I'm sorry.

But since
you brought it up,
why can't |?

One, 'cause
| don't want you to.

Two, see number one.

Do you know why
people call me X-ray?

Because | can see
right through them.

Are you sure
it's not because they can

only take small doses of you?

You pretend that
you don't care,

but | can see
how much you liked
having Isabella around.

Yeah, | did.

| didn't realize how lonely
the house could be.

And now | just want somebody
there to talk to or dance with

or, you know, whatever.

Okay. Of course | will.

(LAUGHS)

You will what?

Well, come over and hang out
with you tonight, silly.

|! mean, that's where
you were going, right?

Yeah, I-- | can see
where you might think that.

And I'm talking
real slow right now,

hoping an idea might
just pop into my head

as why we can't, but...

Nope, nothing.

Yeah!

Thank you, vision board.

| will see you
after work.

(LAUGHS)
It's gonna be so fun.

Oh, God. Sorry, | think
| drooled a little bit.

Hey, Takoda.

Long day?

| hardly got
any sleep last night.

The lady in
the room next to me

decided to set
the world record
for loud lovemaking.

Isn't the woman in the room
next to you Bobbie?

No.

I'm back at the motel.

Man, that was a couple
of weird seconds for me.

Hi, guys.

Hi.
Hey.

| got something
to show you.

New work socks,
meet Steve.

Steve, new work socks.

Takoda, they match.
Yep.

Thank you,
but | didn't want you

to have to change
because of me.

Your socks were
important to you.

You are too.

From now on,
when I'm at work,
they'll match.

So sweet.

You have a really
good friend, Steve.

| Know.

Also, was it my imagination,

or those were not
the same shade of black?

Hey, rookie.
Hey.

You still want to learn
about working in the kitchen?

Yes, sir! Definitely.

All right, gird your loins
and get in here.

Okay.

Apron up!

So, what master
Culinary technique

will | be learning today?

It's called peeling potatoes.

I'm gonna skip
the safety speech,

because if you're dumb enough

to hurt yourself
with a potato peeler,

you deserve it.

Not to worry.

| will Keep my loins girded.

She's right.
You are a hoot.

Bobbie?

She said | was a hoot?

Actually, she said
you were a hoot and a half.

And that's Bobbie's
top rating.

Let's see.
They go, hoot, kick,

kick in the pants,
hoot and a half.

She was really fun too.

And we were really getting
to know each other.

Excellent reasons for you
to go back to the motel.

It's hard to explain, Emmett.

Most dumb-ass moves are.

Don't give me that.

She said you told her there
were going to be problems.

Yeah, problems for her.

| wouldn't have been surprised
if she moved to the motel.

And you?

You don't strike me
as a shrinking violet.

You know what | think it is?

You know what?
Here's the thing.

If you're gonna look at me,
stop peeling.

But if you're
gonna be peeling,
stop looking at me.

Should have
given the speech.

When | was a kid, any time

| would do something
my mom didn't like,

she would just ice me out
for days.

Just total silence.

It was really screwed up.

So when Bobbie
started to tell me
this stuff she didn't like,

| just had that same feeling.

| don't know.

Maybe that does make me
a shrinking violet.

No, it doesn't.
It makes you human.

Emmett!
Mm.

(SIGHS) I'm a hoot too.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Hi.
Hi.

Brought you
a bottle of wine.

Bottle of wine?

That's it?

| mean, | thought
you'd bring a bouncy house

or a bubble-making machine
or something crazy like that.

Bobbie, | am off-duty, okay?

| mean, yes,
| know that at work,

| can be
a little over the top,

but that's because
I'm the bartender.

People expect me
to be entertaining,

just like, as the boss,

people expect you
to be unlikable.

| wouldn't say unlikable.

Ah, well, unlikable,
tough, crotchety.

You know, pick one.

The point is, we are here
to have fun as us, you know?

The real us.

You know, the OGs.

Let's have some fun.
Okay.

So how do we do that?

Have you heard of cheeching?

Oh.

(LAUGHS) Pass.
What else you got?

Um-- oh!

We could compare
arrest records.

How about we start
with some wine?

(LAUGHS)

Great.

Coincidentally,
wine is a big part

of the reason
| have an arrest record.

Spare me the details,
but did you have fun?

When the judge laughs,
you know it was fun.

Oh, what the heck.

See where the night goes.

That's what the judge said.

(LAUGHTER)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Whew!

It was busy tonight.
Yeah.

| wouldn't mind
it being packed
if there were less people.

Agreed!

Takoda, | think
you dropped something.

Where?

In my briefcase.

It's socks!

Sorry, watching people opening
gifts makes me nervous.

Whoa! (LAUGHS)

Those are wild.

Definitely.

| can't wait to try them
when | get home.

lara's gonna love them.

They're not for home.
They're for you to wear here.

No, that'll bother you.

Thanks for the gift,

but I'm not gonna
wear these here.

You know what?

When | was a kid,
we had these

big, wooden Venetian blinds
in our living room.

My mother's design taste
was questionable.

If the blinds were even
a tiny bit uneven,

it was unbearable.

So | would take hours until
| made them all exactly level.

And then my father
would come home,

and he would walk
into the living room,

and he'd take one of the cords
and tug on it just a little,

just enough
to make them uneven.

And he thought
that was hilarious.

That was not okay.

No.

No, it wasn't.

My point is,
I'm used to someone

going out of their way
to make me uncomfortable.

These socks are a "thank you
for you going out of your way

to make me comfortable."

But you won't be comfortable

if | wear socks
that don't match.

I'm not gonna let fear
control me.

Besides, they do match.

I'm sorry.
| just-- | have to--

(SNIFFLES)

| love them.

Thank you.

Do not take your shoes off
out here.

(LAUGHTER)

Okay, look, look.

| timed my sprinkler

to go off
when he's on the porch.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah, you run in those
little brown shorts.

Yeah!

You know, | liked you
at two glasses in,

but you're really shining
at three.

Aw, thank you.

Thank you.

This is fun.

We're having fun, right?

Oh, | am, yeah.
Okay, all right.

And | don't mean
just, like, fun, fun.

|! mean, like Isabella fun.

Absolutely!
Yes!

(LAUGHS)

Well, not exactly.

| mean, this is fun,
but | don't know.

Something's missing.

Well, what does she do
that was so different?

Well, like out of the blue,

she just grabbed me
and made me get up and dance.

Okay.

Get up, Red,

‘cause you're about
to get down.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

Yeah.

All right.

Huh?

Yeah, this is fun!.

There you go.

All right, now.

It's not a robot.
Okay, all right.

Now here we go.

Stand in the middle here

and just give
a little side, side.

Now step.

You're a good lead.

Yeah.

| went to an all-girls
middle school.

So us tall ones got to be
the guys in dance class.

All right, are you ready
for my signature move?

Yeah.
All right, get out there.

Now spin.

Spin.

Into a dip.

Oh! Bobbie!

Oh, my God.

This is like
tiny Teri Wilson
all over again.

Please do not
sue my parents.

I'm okay.

|-- | just--
| just need a drink of water.

I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

No, I'm not.

Oh, God, you're hurt,
aren't you?

Shoot!

I'm so tired of
all the people | dance with

winding up in the hospital.

No, it's not that.

No offense,
but | miss Isabella.

Why?

You know what
| was thinking

when you dropped me
a while ago?

Isabella would think
that's hysterical.

And | wanted
to share it with her,

just like | shared stuff
with Daddy and Gracie.

It was good to have that
back again.

| get it.

She's your sister.

Yeah.

Now that she's gone, | can't
share it with her anymore.

I'm sorry, Bobbie.

| really am.

And | know that
| can't replace her.

But you know that
if you ever need someone,

lam always here for you.

| Know.

And thank you for being here
with me tonight.

Well, this is
unfortunate timing.

| think | have a vomit
coming on.

Okay, all right.
Left.

Left, left!
The other left.

(LIGHT MUSIC)

| want us to wear
mismatched socks.

Okay, just a second.

Let me go get
the Urban Dictionary.

It's slang for "| want
to move back in with you."

Really?

Well, what happened
to that "run away"?

It's still there, but...

tonight, | realized that

| didn't want to let
my fear control me,

especially if it means
giving up this.

| like that.

And if you can just tell me
how | can make it
easier on you,

| will.

| haven't figured
that out yet.

| mean, your family
let everything out,

and my family
shut everything down.

Well, here's what
we're gonna do.

Let's forget how
your family did things

and how my family
did things.

And let's just
concentrate on

how our family's
gonna do things.

Maybe our family hugs
when they've made up?

| like that too.

(LAUGHS)

Did you use my deodorant?

| did.
It's very refreshing.

| love it.

Good!

‘Cause it's yours now.

Okay, good.

(LAUGHS)

You're gonna have to redo
your bathroom.