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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,520 Big one. 2 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,300 The common cold can knock you out. But did you know that the leading 3 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:34,680 prescription cold remedy is more than 70 % alcohol? 4 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:39,390 or that it can make you light -headed, woozy, even hallucinogenic. 5 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:40,730 Whoa. 6 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:43,710 I think we need a doctor. 7 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:47,370 Yeah. We're sick. 8 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:49,190 Check it out. 9 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:53,150 Cool. 10 00:00:58,390 --> 00:00:59,390 Yeah! 11 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:00,950 Hey. 12 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,020 Somebody fit the tent. 13 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,560 Yeah. 14 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,940 Now this is feel -good music. 15 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:20,100 This video tells a message. 16 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:25,000 Yeah. The message is, Vince Neil is a wuss. 17 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:29,340 Yeah. That guy from Danzig would kick his ass. 18 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,200 Hey, butthead, what does a doctor feel good in? 19 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:45,300 That's like when the doctor makes you cough and he puts his fingers on your 20 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:46,300 nads. 21 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,180 Yeah, that's cool. 22 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,120 Oh, yeah? 23 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,660 You don't have a female doctor, do you, Beaver? 24 00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:02,460 This video has fire and cars. 25 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,680 Yeah, and tattoos. 26 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,240 And leather. 27 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,740 Now all it needs is some chicks. 28 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:10,979 Then it would be cool. 29 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:13,420 Yeah. 30 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,640 Fire, 31 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:20,700 fire, fire. 32 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:23,220 Cool. 33 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,580 This isn't as cool as Scarface. 34 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,900 Yeah. 35 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:38,000 This was before the music revolution. 36 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:43,980 Hey, this looks like that Les Miserables poster in Mrs. Diggy's class. 37 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Yeah. 38 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:49,480 This Les Miserables looking thing sucks. 39 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:58,800 This guy does everything by himself. 40 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,760 Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones. 41 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,770 He's talking about choking his chicken. Yeah. 42 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,810 He's talking about spanking his monkey. 43 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:32,090 Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! 44 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,840 Sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat. 45 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,560 I'm pretty cool sometimes, huh, Beaver? 46 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:48,980 Who 47 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:58,020 wants 48 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:01,000 cheese on the... Medium? 49 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:02,740 Medium well? 50 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:04,140 That's cool. 51 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,280 Number 83. 52 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,340 Number 83. 53 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,680 Pickles? 54 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:18,540 Pickles? 55 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,120 Cool. 56 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:24,220 And what is your problem? 57 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:30,280 I kind of have a fork stuck in my head. 58 00:04:31,679 --> 00:04:32,679 Ow! 59 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:37,860 We're number 83, and we need the leading subscription cold remedy. 60 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:40,420 We're, uh, like, thick or something. 61 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:48,720 I have not gone on break 62 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:52,000 in two hours and 15 minutes. 63 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:56,560 And what is your problem? 64 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,200 We're sick. 65 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,360 Feet? 66 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:07,640 Look, room seven, strip down to your underpants, wait for the doctor. I'm 67 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,640 on my break. 68 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,680 Cool. 69 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:21,920 Doctor said, rectum? It nearly killed him. 70 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,030 Nice wedgie, dude. 71 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:33,750 Look, it's a thong. 72 00:05:36,350 --> 00:05:37,350 That's cool. 73 00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:45,590 Wow, okay. So you boys have bad colds, right? 74 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,110 She saw your butt. 75 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:51,710 Shut up. 76 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:53,970 Uh, yeah. 77 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:58,430 We have bad colds. Probably like ammonia or something. 78 00:05:59,499 --> 00:06:05,620 So we need rest, fluids, and the leading description, cold remedy. A big bottle. 79 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:07,740 Well, we'll see, Mr. 80 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,560 Butthead. How about we start with you? Just hop up on the table over there and 81 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,060 let me take a quick look in your ear, okay? 82 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:21,880 Well, what I actually said, Mr. Butthead, was in your ear, not in your 83 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,500 So maybe you could, you know... 84 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,080 You can call him Crisco, because he's fat in a can. 85 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,020 Shut up, Beaver. 86 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,200 Hey, 87 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,760 hey, I'll tell you what. Let's just cut this short, okay? I'll give you each a 88 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:41,040 quick antibiotic injection, and you should start feeling better very soon. 89 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,300 No leading inscription cold remedy? 90 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,880 No wild cherry or cold grape goodness? 91 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,720 No, I never prescribe that stuff. It tends to make patients kind of 92 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,020 Ah! 93 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:52,680 What a wuss. 94 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:55,910 Sometimes they even get high or hallucinate. 95 00:06:56,470 --> 00:07:00,550 Alright then, you can get dressed now if you'd like. In fact, I'd really 96 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,770 appreciate it if you'd do it as quickly as possible. And the nurse will be in 97 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:04,790 momentarily with your bill. 98 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:11,970 This sucks. 99 00:07:12,510 --> 00:07:14,510 No medicine, no buzz, nothing. 100 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:17,890 Yeah, I'm starting to feel better. 101 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:19,970 What a rip -off. 102 00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:22,430 Hunter? 103 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:23,830 Where's the pickles? 104 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:24,910 Where's the pickles? 105 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:37,530 Check it out, Venus. 106 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:40,390 It's us dudes on Stewart's lunch clock. 107 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:55,180 This video needs, like, more explosions and close -ups of butts. 108 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,020 Yeah. 109 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,980 They should have somebody come out and start kicking this guy. 110 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,300 That would be cool. 111 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:03,840 Yeah. 112 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,380 They could kick him. 113 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,080 And punch him, too. 114 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,180 Like Ice Cube. 115 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:14,340 He could come out and kick all these guys. 116 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:16,610 That was cool. 117 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:23,170 He said, 118 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:26,630 hangin'. 119 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:47,640 If this toad licking thing works, we're not going to even need the leading 120 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,720 conniption cold remedy. 121 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,760 Anything yet? 122 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:57,340 Are you sure you're licking right? 123 00:08:58,820 --> 00:08:59,820 Yeah. 124 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,000 I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. 125 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,520 Tastes like chicken. 126 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,180 Here, Toadie. 127 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,200 Yes! 128 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:24,580 Whoa. 129 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,200 Trials of life. 130 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:30,200 Why do you think they call them animals? 131 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,400 Yeah. 132 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,720 Volume one, hunting and escaping. 133 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:36,820 Order now. 134 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,820 Operators are standing by. 135 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,720 Whoa, baby. 136 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,820 How did that happen? 137 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,120 Cool. 138 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,580 These guys are pissed off. 139 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:07,980 Yeah, they've got a bad attitude. 140 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,700 That's cool. 141 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,660 This is the coolest video I've ever seen in my life. 142 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,080 His beard is cool. 143 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,300 It's King Tut from Batman. 8932

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