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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,949 --> 00:00:11,990 Fallen on hard times, but Meredith Baxter Burney's a woman with a mission. 2 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:13,250 Three missions. 3 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:16,129 Nurse. Walk, damn it, walk. 4 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:20,510 Vigilante. Stay away from my kid, or your ass is... 5 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:32,350 This sucks. 6 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:34,050 Change the channel, dude. 7 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:42,010 Check this out. 8 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:46,210 Olivia Newton -John sucks. 9 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:50,030 That's not Olivia Neuter -John. 10 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:56,790 That's that rich chick from 902... Uh, 6 -1. 11 00:00:57,070 --> 00:00:58,069 Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:58,070 --> 00:00:59,070 Donna. 13 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:00,680 That's not Donna. 14 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:02,260 Donna's the slut. 15 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:04,539 This is Kelly. 16 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,760 No way, dude. 17 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,760 Donna's not a slut. She's the virgin. Kelly's the slut. 18 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,700 Does she look like a slut to you, Beaver? 19 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,980 Yeah, that's why it's Donna. 20 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,220 Yeah, but you just said Donna's not a slut. 21 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,080 Oh, yeah. 22 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:19,440 That must be Kelly. 23 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,220 Whoa. 24 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,820 Hey, Beavis. Yeah, yeah. 25 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,120 Check it out. 26 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:50,760 Which one's 27 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:51,760 Lottie? 28 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,080 That's him in the members -only jacket. 29 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:58,270 No way, that's Ozzy's son. 30 00:01:58,590 --> 00:02:01,070 Yeah. Ozzy's older than that. 31 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:03,510 Yeah, Ozzy's an old fart. 32 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:15,670 Cool. This is cool. 33 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,160 Hey, butthead. 34 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,060 Are these guys from Seattle? 35 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:56,220 No, ass munch. 36 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:58,140 They're Americans. 37 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:00,740 Oh, yeah. 38 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,280 Whoa, that's that Paul Schaefer dude on the wall. 39 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,640 Cool. Hey, 40 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:15,440 butthead. Ozzy bit off the head of a cow once. 41 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,800 Yeah, that was cool. 42 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,200 Milk poured out of his neck. 43 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,540 No, dude. 44 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,800 Light it first. 45 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:34,280 No, light it first, then spray. 46 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,360 Yeah, light it first, then spray. 47 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,180 That was cool. 48 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,780 Okay, class. 49 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,560 Could I have your attention, please? 50 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,640 Okay, class. 51 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,640 Today we're going to explore the world of haiku. 52 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,380 We're going to explore the world of getting high? 53 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,020 Cool. 54 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,840 No, butthead. Not high cool. 55 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:08,060 But the ancient Japanese spare haunting poetry called haiku. 56 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,680 Haiku is a three -line poem. 57 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,700 The first and last line are five syllables. 58 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:15,940 The middle line is seven syllables. 59 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,940 A syllable, of course, is one sound. 60 00:04:19,610 --> 00:04:21,850 Butt -head. Two syllables. 61 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,630 Butt and head. 62 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:28,630 So now that you know that, Butt -head, why don't you compose a haiku for the 63 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:29,630 class? 64 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:42,530 Hellfire! Beavis and Butt -head will return, brothers! 65 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:48,870 Okay. Come on, Butt -head. 66 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,400 I have to go to the bathroom. 67 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:52,920 Don't be scared. 68 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:54,960 You're blocking. 69 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:59,780 Come on, butthead. Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. 70 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:04,260 It's easy. Make your haiku about something you know. What you did 71 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,940 instance. Now, your first line is five syllables. 72 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,300 Come on. 73 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,460 That was cool. 74 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,440 Okay. Next line, seven syllables. 75 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,660 When we killed that frog. 76 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:23,800 Okay. And the last line, five syllables. 77 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:25,780 It won't croak again. 78 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,960 Okay. That was cool. 79 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:33,240 When we killed that frog. 80 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,080 It won't croak again. 81 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:38,460 Okay. Your turn, Beavis. 82 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:44,660 Okay, 83 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,560 Beavis. 84 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,900 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 85 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,840 Ha, ha, ha, mm, ha, ha, mm. 86 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,660 Ha, ha, mm, ah, ha. 87 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,720 Okay, great work, guys. You both get A's for this exercise. 88 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,020 I like fire. 89 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,320 Fire, 90 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:25,800 fire, fire, fire. 91 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:27,980 What? 92 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:34,620 Huh? 93 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,780 What? 94 00:06:53,590 --> 00:06:55,190 Connected to the what bone? 95 00:06:57,490 --> 00:06:59,010 Connected to the what bone? 96 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:09,590 Cool. I like explosions. 97 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,050 Yeah, me too. 98 00:07:12,290 --> 00:07:13,970 These guys are cool. 99 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:15,790 Yeah. 100 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:35,390 Never can start this career counseling too early. 101 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:37,770 Okay, here's the files. 102 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:42,770 Oh, well, there are people in the bottom percentile. 103 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:47,470 Now this teacher's note says you should be poets. 104 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:49,530 Go to liberal art college. 105 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,430 Now what do teachers know? 106 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:56,170 You boys ever read Huxley, Brave New World? 107 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:57,550 Yeah. 108 00:07:58,130 --> 00:08:02,570 Well, Huxley thought humans could be brave. The defenders of Daytime City 109 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:06,350 kick his ass. Any day. Filling to the stupidest people. Well. 110 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:12,890 Yes. 111 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:14,530 Yes. Yes. 112 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,010 Let's rock. 113 00:08:17,170 --> 00:08:18,170 Yes. 114 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:02,850 These guys have cool haircuts. 115 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,110 Yeah. 116 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:05,970 I'm going to get bread locked like that. 117 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:10,870 First you, like, roll up your hair, and then you take a stick, and then you 118 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:11,870 take, like, some glue. 119 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:13,890 Shut up, dumbass. I'm trying to listen. 120 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:36,460 Rock. 121 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,120 Fish bones are cool. 122 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,440 They should play these guys all the time. 123 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:46,660 Yes. 124 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,980 Thank you. 7574

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