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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,069 --> 00:00:16,430 Pass the old El Crasso. 2 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:19,590 Hey, Beavis. 3 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:22,270 Pass the old El Crasso. 4 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:26,190 Change it, dude. 5 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:28,870 Hey, guys. Welcome back to Video Wonderland. 6 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:30,690 This guy's a chode smoker. 7 00:00:31,479 --> 00:00:32,800 They all are. 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,960 Here's a classic that you definitely won't hear on Mexican radio. 9 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,520 Wall of Voodoo's Mexican radio. 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,300 It's a message, dude. 11 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:45,320 A sign from our master. 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,860 I like when those bull horns tear open the guy's stomach. 13 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,280 You can see his guts. 14 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:56,540 Yeah. 15 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:04,620 One day in school, when I was like paying attention, they were teaching us 16 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,560 how cows have four separate butts. 17 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:13,220 They can like digest their food in each butt, and then they spit it up, and they 18 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:14,700 like chew their crud. 19 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:19,100 That would be cool if we had like four butts. I mean like four butts each. 20 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:20,300 Yeah. 21 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,560 Then we would have like seven butts all together. 22 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,400 That would be cool. 23 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:36,399 Yes! 24 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,080 These guys rock! 25 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:46,360 That would be cool if that guy jumped off the stage and nobody caught him. 26 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,740 And he smashed his head on the floor. 27 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:51,900 Yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:54,690 And then his head would crack open. 29 00:01:54,910 --> 00:01:57,590 And then there'd be, like, blood everywhere and brain. 30 00:01:58,370 --> 00:02:00,190 That would be cool. 31 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:02,170 Yeah. 32 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:06,990 What if somebody started flipping around on his blood and brain? 33 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,110 And then he cracked his head open. 34 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,890 And then everybody was flipping around on blood. 35 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,650 Yeah, cracking their heads open. 36 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:21,930 That's like that movie where that guy was riding in that car. 37 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:23,760 And his, like, head exploded. 38 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,980 But it was all out of focus. 39 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:28,840 That's right. 40 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:34,320 Hey, Spiva, there's too many dudes in this video. 41 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:37,940 Yeah, there's no chicks in sweaty t -shirts. 42 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,000 Let's see if we can get scrambled porno flicks on UHF. 43 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,080 That would be cool. 44 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,720 Thanks for taking us to Mexico, Dave. 45 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:00,500 This ride ain't free, boys. 46 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:05,060 Remember, I got business down there. You're part of the management team. 47 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:10,340 This is cool. 48 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,520 Yeah. 49 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,820 You boys ever been to Mexico before? 50 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:20,000 Well, ain't no law down there. It's every man for himself. 51 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:21,820 They take no prisoners. 52 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:25,450 Well, actually, they take a few, and they torture them. 53 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:28,350 Cool. 54 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:33,030 Yeah, they don't care what you do until you cross them. 55 00:03:34,950 --> 00:03:37,070 It's a whole different world down there. 56 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:41,350 We can buy fireworks, right? Like M -80s and stuff? 57 00:03:42,350 --> 00:03:45,850 Fireworks, guns, white slaves, endangered species. 58 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,810 Hell, they got everything down there. 59 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,450 Did he say fireworks? 60 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,580 We're almost there. 61 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,540 Cool. 62 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,200 Okay, we'll meet back here in five hours. 63 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,040 We'll be back with more men. 64 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,100 Let's go get some M -80s. 65 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,440 Cool. 66 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:25,920 Firework. 67 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,880 Fireworks. 68 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:29,540 M -80. 69 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,500 Firecrackers. 70 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:35,060 Fireworks. 71 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,620 These people are stupid. 72 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,960 Yeah. 73 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,840 Two tacos. 74 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:46,780 Uno. 75 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:51,350 He wants a buck. 76 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:52,950 Why didn't he say so? 77 00:04:57,970 --> 00:05:00,530 Here, doggie. Here, boy. 78 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:03,490 Here you go. 79 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:06,510 Here, doggie. Go for it. 80 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:08,590 That's the old El Craso. 81 00:05:13,850 --> 00:05:14,850 Cool. 82 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:46,040 Is this foreign? 83 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,100 Yeah. 84 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,280 Check it out, Beavis. 85 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,240 She's got money on her head. 86 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,040 Yeah. 87 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,600 Money is cool. 88 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:08,300 She's going to take all that money on her head and go play video games. 89 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:10,980 On her horse. 90 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:13,840 Yeah. 91 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,800 Is this Paula Hebdula? 92 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:18,220 Yeah. 93 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,440 Is this video about Jesus? 94 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:24,900 Yeah. 95 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,440 Christ is cool. 96 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,040 Amen. 97 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:01,900 Chains and chicks? 98 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,580 That's more like it. 99 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:06,020 Blacks are cool. 100 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,960 Have you ever drank a beer? 101 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,160 Yeah. Oh, yeah? 102 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,480 Where'd you get it? 103 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,759 The fight. 104 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,760 Guy gave it to me. 105 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,980 You haven't drank a beer, lying wuss. 106 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,900 I should, like, join this band. 107 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,520 Yeah. 108 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,520 These chicks would talk to us. 109 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,020 They'd talk to me. 110 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:12,060 Then they'd tell you to get your sorry ass out of there. 111 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,480 Yeah. Rock and roll is cool. 112 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,250 Hey, butthead. Yeah? 113 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:55,730 Cool, dude. 114 00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:58,650 Check this out. 115 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:06,870 Mexico 116 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:13,650 is cool. 117 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,080 She wants something. 118 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:36,780 Is that Deanna Reeves? 119 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:38,940 Yeah. 120 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:44,820 Depeche Mode is French for werewolfies. 121 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,630 Don't steal me, dude. 122 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:56,810 You can see parts of her singing. 123 00:10:08,270 --> 00:10:11,850 This is the morning of our... 124 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:16,260 Yes. 125 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:17,880 Yes. Yes. 126 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,100 No. No. Show the chick. 127 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:22,900 Yes. Yes. 128 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:23,999 Yes. Yes. 129 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,080 No. No. 130 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,300 No. No. It sucks. 131 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,580 He's looking at you, Beavis. 132 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,260 He wants you. 133 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:34,840 No way. 134 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,280 Tattoos are pretty cool. 135 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,660 For a wussy. 136 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,580 We 137 00:10:52,580 --> 00:11:00,920 can't 138 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,020 leave Mexico without fireworks, dude. 139 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,560 Check it out. Cool. 140 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,520 Piñata! Piñata! 141 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,320 Piñata! Piñata! 142 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:20,300 Piñata! Piñata! 143 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,720 That game was cool. 144 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,260 Rico. 145 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,580 Suave. Rico. 146 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,300 Rico. 147 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,400 Suave. 148 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:53,480 Rico. Whoa. 149 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,500 Suave. 150 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,560 Yeah. 151 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:09,920 Guacamole. That was cool. 152 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,820 Hey, butthead. 153 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,200 What's a gigolo? 154 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:30,740 That's like one of those really fat dudes. 155 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,440 Change it. 156 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:50,540 If I got a hat like that, I 157 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:51,540 could be a lead singer. 158 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,780 I would be cool. 159 00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:57,050 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 160 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:08,810 That's stupid. 161 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:11,210 Yeah. 162 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:15,570 I like the fire, but they need some chicks in tight shorts. 163 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:17,890 Then it would be cool. 164 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,290 Yeah. With clothes up on their butt. 165 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,300 Yeah. 166 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,420 A new world. 167 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,440 A new world. 168 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,380 A new world. 169 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,220 Yes! 170 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,260 It's about time they play something cool. Yeah. 171 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,780 This guy looks like Jesus. 172 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,160 Yeah. Christ is cool. 173 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,470 Seattle kicks ass. 174 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:37,450 Yeah. Is everybody in Seattle cool? 175 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:43,110 Yeah. If you go to Seattle, anybody you see is cool. 176 00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:46,010 We should go, dude. 177 00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:47,370 Yeah, yeah. 178 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,370 That's that dude from the Spin Doctors. 179 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,230 He jams with Soundgarden sometimes. 180 00:15:10,819 --> 00:15:12,120 Come on, get in. 181 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:20,520 Now it's time for you guys to earn your keep. Look in the glove box. 182 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:24,940 Oh, no. Dave's going to boof us. 183 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,400 Time to fill them, boys. 184 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,460 I can't fill that. 185 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:30,420 With these, dork. 186 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,220 Pills. Cool. 187 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,740 All this stuff's legal in Mexico, and it's cheap, too, if you know the right 188 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:36,740 people. 189 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,820 Border's coming up. Better swallow those rubbers, boys. 190 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,560 Make sure to tie them a couple times. It's a rough ride through the digestive 191 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,560 tract. 192 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,180 Cool. 193 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:58,220 You guys did remember to tie off those condoms before you swallowed them, 194 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,120 You boys got some identification? 195 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:04,340 ID. You got ID? 196 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:06,380 Uh, no. 197 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,220 Get out of the car, all of you. 198 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:19,940 So, you thought you'd come down to Mexico and pick up a couple of 199 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,680 huh? Smuggle some illegal then, huh? Is that your game? 200 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,160 These guys live in my town. They're American. 201 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,900 What's the capital of Texas, son? 202 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,100 Huh? 203 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,260 I said, what's the capital of Texas? 204 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,960 It's Austin, man. 205 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:51,860 Let him go. 206 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,660 What? They're obviously Americans. 207 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,860 Mexicans know the capital of Texas. 208 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,060 Mexicans would care that they're being interrogated by the Border Patrol. 209 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,430 Those two are as American as they come. 210 00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:07,030 No way. 211 00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:16,030 God bless America. 212 00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:23,030 Yeah. 213 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,530 This kicks ass. 214 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:29,530 Yeah, yeah. 215 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,910 Brian Johnson looks like he's taking a dump. 216 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:52,830 Yeah, he's constipated because he's old. 217 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,040 Hey, Viva. 218 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,060 You think we're on, like, a highway to hell? 219 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,320 Yeah. 220 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,220 These 221 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:56,740 guys 222 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:57,740 dress cool. 223 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,420 Yeah. They always wear the same thing. 224 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,300 Yeah. 225 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,580 Hey, we always wear the same thing. 226 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040 Yeah. 227 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,020 I've had this shirt on for six months. 228 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:16,700 Yeah, I've had this shirt on for seven months. 229 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,880 That was cool. 230 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:27,840 What if you lit one of these in Dave's butt? 231 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,740 That would be cool. 232 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,360 Peckerwood. I can't believe he made us walk back from the border. 233 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600 Mexico sucks. 234 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,140 Whoa, 235 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,520 special defects. 236 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,960 That's a dude that works down at Boot Warehouse. 237 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,380 No way. That dude works at Leadership Dodge. 238 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,540 On Central, half a mile north of Walnut. 239 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,240 Hey, 240 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:41,020 that 241 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,020 was a wipe. 242 00:21:06,479 --> 00:21:07,760 Hey, butthead. 243 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,920 I heard these guys are bilingual. 244 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,660 Yeah. 245 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,680 These guys are all sexual perverts. 246 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,080 That dude in the back, he's got two linguals. 247 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:21,060 Thank you. 14900